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Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman Other Veteran Hotties of the Pirelli Calendar 2017

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bill-swift - December 5, 2016

I'm not going to lie. The once vaunted and tingle inducing Pirelli Calendar has been felled by corporate correctness and a desire to please any number of stakeholders no longer grease monkeys working in garages. Maybe those times will never come back. What's lost shall not be forgotten. At the same time the modern gentleman ogler looks beyond the sadness and into the eyes and hot bodies of every sextastic celebrity available.

The 2017 Pirelli Calendar went for the look of untouched beauty on a number of veteran hotties. While there was an attempt to "plain up" the likes of Penelope Cruz, Nicole Kidman, Lea Seydoux, and Jessica Chastain, good luck. Of course these ladies look more alluring in nice lighting, make up, and more body revealing shots. But these MILFs and veteran hotties hold their own and then some even against the silliness of a Pirelli calendar intent on solving social movements rather than the old fashioned male erection. I think I just cried. Enjoy.



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