Egotastic
While Minka Kelly remains on our Top 10 list of Hollywood's most boring celebrities, let's be real. Dudes don't really ever call hot women boring, it's sort of a distinction without importance to the male brain when they're on a mission, and it's not something we're thinking about at the moment as we peruse, leer, and otherwise charcoal sketch the site of her full headlights busting through her dress at the Vanities Calendar event in Los Angeles.
So powerful were Minka's nipples that we barely noticed Olivia Munn at the same event, and that's saying something. It's all fun and games, Minka, until somebody loses an eye. Enjoy.
Minka Kelly and Lea Michele Make the Upfronts Worth, Um, Upfronting
All the networks take their talent out for a roadshow this time of year in New York to impress the shizz out of the big wigs who advertise with them. It's kind of like a reverse Bunny Ranch 'pick 'em' lineup where the bunnies go right to the clients. Not that there's anything sexual about the upfronts, but if there were, I'd be happy to have Minka Kelly and Lea Michele be part of the presentation.
While Minka Kelly remains on our list of Completely Boring Female Celebrities, there's no denying she's also on our list of perennial hotties. Just her beaming white teeth alone would make her a princess in many nations. If she ever took off her clothes, she could be a goddess. As for Lea Michele, well, she at times makes some silly public statements, but she's also proven she can doll up with the best of them and when you're an ogler by profession, you tend to shut off the ears. Four senses are plenty. Enjoy.
MINKA DOESN'T SHOW MUCH, BUT SWEATY CLEAVAGE NEVER GOES UNNOTICED