Egotastic
There's nothing wrong with being boring in and of itself. Minka Kelly doesn't seem to hurt anybody in her boringness, and, in fact, during some of her various trips out to the nail salon, handbag shopping, hair salons, dog grooming, or various other jaunts that fill her week, she often gives us gentleman oglers a little something something of a visual trip of still one of the finer women in town. And, no, her booty in stretch pants. That's not boring. That's the opposite of boring. That's unboring badonkadonk.
A tight tank top doesn't hurt either. Maybe Minka will never reveal her fuller self to us, maybe she will never fully smile or show much expression of any kind, but a tight two-packed seat makes up for so much on a sextastic woman. We'll let Minka's arse do the talking. Enjoy.
Minka Kelly Cleavetastic For Fox Charity Event
Minka Kelly doesn't show off very often these days, but to save the environment, she will bring her big cans out for a little joy ride on the red carpet, as she did last night at the Fox event to raise money to save Mother Earth. How can you not swell with pride, if not show off your swollen bosom in benefit of that righteous cause.
We do often poke a little fun at Minka for being one of the least interesting celebrities in town. She can't really even seem to get involved in a good scandal these days. But when she gets her mind and body to it, she can still own a red carpet with her outrageous female fineries. That's a skill you can't just pick up at the store. Minka needs to share her gifts more often. Enjoy.
MINKA FLASHING SOME PANTY LINES ON THE SET OF CHARLIE'S ANGELS