Minka Kelly

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I don’t ask a lot. But I could’ve used an invite to the girlfriends Minka Kelly and Mandy Moore yoga sweat-a-thon and pre-Oscar weekend shopping trip. Not that I would’ve done that yoga part, or the shopping really, but I could’ve held the girls designer purses whilst leering at their worked out bodies. I don’t mind playing the servant as long as it extends in or around the dressing room area.

The two not veteran Hollywood hotties were plain jane without makeup or hair or fashions, but just their dripping wet yoga pants visions of allure was enough for me. I don’t mind how a woman looks in the morning provided she’s not screaming and asking who I am. I like to see the sextastic celebrities in their natural state. And then yes, their booty state. It’s all part of loving a woman for who she really is, provided one crazy hot body is part of who she really is. Without standards, we are but animals. Enjoy.

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Minka Kelly is on my list of the ten most boring celebrities in Tinsel Town. But she’s also on my list of one of the hottest. This raises a complicated dichotomy for me that is easily resolved by listen to happy Phil Collins music while blankly staring at Minka’s sweaty taut body leaving the gym in Los Angeles.

Not only is Minka flashing some of her perfect derriere, but those sweaty marks on her front side are making me very jealous of her sports bra. Yes, you can be jealous of inanimate sweaty objects pressed tightly up against Minka Kelly’s warm chest puppies and still be quite normal. I hope. Minka may not do that much so super exciting, but sometimes you need to add the spice yourself to make the dish hot. That makes no sense. Enjoy.

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There’s nothing wrong with being boring in and of itself. Minka Kelly doesn’t seem to hurt anybody in her boringness, and, in fact, during some of her various trips out to the nail salon, handbag shopping, hair salons, dog grooming, or various other jaunts that fill her week, she often gives us gentleman oglers a little something something of a visual trip of still one of the finer women in town. And, no, her booty in stretch pants. That’s not boring. That’s the opposite of boring. That’s unboring badonkadonk.

A tight tank top doesn’t hurt either. Maybe Minka will never reveal her fuller self to us, maybe she will never fully smile or show much expression of any kind, but a tight two-packed seat makes up for so much on a sextastic woman. We’ll let Minka’s arse do the talking. Enjoy.