aldo-vallon - July 27, 2017
My, oh my how Minka Kelly has grown into her chin. Her proportions had always been a bit off for my liking, but now they have reached gold status. I feel like I just made a stop by the local ice cream shop and was given two healthy scoops of the flavor of the week. Is it bum raisin? Or maybe nookie dough? No, it is probably mint chocolate nip. That has always been my personal favorite.
It is nice to see Minka’s career has not totally tanked since having left Friday Night Lights. Watching her character bounce around from jock to jock was like high school all over again. It would almost be impressive to watch someone so naturally beautiful actually fail at being beautiful. It would be like Dwayne the Rock Johnson failing at being badass. Or boobs failing at being awesome. That last one is a little bit redundant since Minka’s greatest assets are her boobs. Her face is a distant second. That might seem harsh, but that would only be because you had yet to see her boobs. Compared to those two bean bags everything else on her is a boring regular chair.
Clear eyes, full breasts, can’t lose.
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