I’m afraid that Minka Kelly currently resides on our Top Ten Most Boring Celebrities list. Now, she may be a wild danger child behind closed doors, but in terms of public visuals, it truly is recurring set of some of the most mundane activities on the planet. But, let us give thanks once more for yoga pants, those thin stretchy leggings than now pass for actual pants, when pulled up tight on hotties like Minka, oh, they turn into something truly special.
Can a girl with a juicy bum in yoga pants ever be boring? We could equivocate and debate, but the short answer is ‘no’. Enjoy.
For Minka Kelly, it’s gym, hair salon, nail salon, healthy lunch, boutique shopping, back to gym, hair salon, nail salon, healthy lunch, boutique shopping. It’s all we ever see of Minka Kelly really. It’s pretty effin’ boring. Granted, she may be tossing some serious salad behind closed doors, but all we are left with is the visual components of Grade-A boring.
However, with Grade-A hotness always comes opportunity, as when Minka headed off to the gym in her white tee and some blessed stretch pants that showed off the fine lower half of her form, most notably a booty side that is anything but mundane. It’s ridiculously sweet and about to get sweaty, Minka that is, well, us too I suppose if we keep staring. Enjoy.
We don’t see much of Minka Kelly these days outside of her normal and pretty boring hair salon, nail salon, and grocery shopping routines, but, even in her stale daily to-do list, when she does so in blessed stretch pants, we are occasionally privy to some wonderfully Spandex-induced bodily views. Like today. Minka’s rump perfectly put on display beneath the sheer material of her workout bottoms. And we are experiencing sheer delight.
Minka Kelly is one super fine woman and we’d love to see her in some truly revealing poses. But for a Friday, we’ll take some booty goodness. Enjoy.
Yep, I’m sure you’re quite excited that N.Y. Fashion Week is fully underway in The Big Apple and all your favorite designers are peddling their haute-y wares once again. Between this and the start of the Football season, it really is a toss-up for guys as to which is more exciting.
Well, tongue removed from cheek and now used for wagging, Fashion Week does bring out some incredible levels of celebrity hotness, as all the big names in sextastic celebrity land are guests of the major runway shows or pimping out brand name labels themselves for a little scratch, resulting in a nice assortment of celebrity ogling amid all the foppish screaming and shrieking over the shmata.
Some of our early favorites includes the vastly underrated Katrina Bowden, flashing sweet cleavage at the Badgely-Mischka fashion event (I probably spelled that wrong and I don’t care), Olivia Munn dropping some cleavetastic views of her own at the Michael Kors show, and Minka Kelly as a hot lady in red at the Jenny Packham event. Enjoy.
Well, according to our celebrity gossip news partners at TMZ, yeah, there just might be a Minka Kelly sex tape being shopped around by an ex-boyfriend
Of course, Minka’s camp seems to be denying it’s existence, and then also putting out there that even if it does exist, she was underage at the time, which is pretty standard sex-tape-defensive-procedure from the Hollywood entourage. The underage thing is meant to scare away all potential distributors, and it often works.
As for us, well, we can only hope that Minka Kelly, who is on our Super Hot Even If Super Boring celebrity list is about to become a whole lot less boring.
Okay, granted, Minka Kelly is not the most exciting celebrity in the world. She’s in that pedicure-hair-salon-boutique-shopping-doctors-office daily visits with several other safe and boring celebrities like Whitney Port, Nikki Hilton, and Emma Robertswho always have a half smile on their face and a cellphone to their ear no doubt engaged in never ending geo-political discussions with their social group. But none of them are as hot as Minka Kelly, and that’s an enormous plus when you’re taking in the measure of a woman. And, oh, how I’d love to measure Minka in that low cut purple dress of hers.
To summarize, boring women are okay when they’re super hot. And, yeah, I know I didn’t need to tell you that. Enjoy.