bill-swift - March 28, 2016
As you know, I've scientifically tabulated the scores and determined Minka Kelly to be one of the three most boring sextastic celebrities in all of Tinsel Town. Does that matter in our pursuit of the sextastic herein? No, not much. Not when you look like Minka Kelly in any and all guises, a promenading bit of the outrageously hot and hot bodied perennially making her way between pet food stores, nail salons, and boutique shops. Boring, but so damn hot.
Minka appeared like a heavenly vision over the weekend in her white Easter dress, showing off a bit of the poking cottontails that we've come to know and respect and ogle about her racktastic area regularly. She seemed excited for the holiday. How we wish we'd have found her inside one of our Easter eggs. Cadbury could triple sales with such a feat. Minky nips inside chocolate. Million dollar idea. Mint it. Minka, we're excited to see you too. Yes, you may poke my eye out. I do realize how close we'd have to be to make that happen. I have my dental dam. It's go time. Enjoy.
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