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Maria Menounos, Morena Baccarin, and Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties at the 2013 SAG Awards

Okay, time to get serious with Award Season. That annual time of year when Hollywood comes together for a self-congratulatory circle jerk of mirrored affection. Not sure how many other industries pack ten to fifteen major ‘give yourself a pat on the back’ ceremonies in the course of six weeks time, but when you’re a celebrity, how can you be loved if you first don’t love yourself?

Not that we’re complaining, not when the super hotties make a strong showing at last night’s SAG Awards, the thespian-on-thespian accolades that is considered one of the highest honors from within. So we give out our honors, to the ladies that looked the most ridiculously hot on the red carpet, and there were several, including Maria Menounos (who really isn’t an actress, but who gives a damn), Morena Baccarin who has come to control the very blood flow in our appendages, Nina Dobrev, stellar brunette, Amanada Seyfried, Nordic girl of many Asgard naughty dreams, Jennifer Lawrence, a stage stealing voluptuous young beauty, Sofia Vergara, who ever delivers veteran caliente to the red carpet, Julianne Moore, who continues to be the veteran ginger we’d most like to discipline us, Lea Michele, who can be hit or miss, but was super hit last night. and Michelle Dockery, of Downton Abbey renown, flashing serious sideboob. All of these ladies and more all decked out in expensive triumph for your viewing pleasure.

And, oh yeah, some awards were given out and people thanked Aunt Myrtle and their agents, and then a few actors cried. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Cleavage Peek Steals the People’s Choice Awards

Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.

Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I’ve never heard of though he’s in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow’d up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People’s Choice Awards last night. Now, I’m still not quite clear what the hell the People’s Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the ‘Hey, I’m Awesome’ celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I’d say the ‘People’ in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.

And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we’ll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we’re just going to leer at Taylor’s ta-tas. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bikini Pictures For a Little Gleeful Body Something in Hawaii

We don’t often see Lea Michele showing enough skin to warrant posting, but the slender brunette from that show that I know 11% of your are secretly watching put on a brief, but memorable bikini body show in Hawaii today, flashing some of her lean sexy form in a red bikini along the volcanic shores of our 50th state.

Now, while we really shouldn’t even be familiar with the name Lea Michele, we are, and since we are, we are most definitely going to ogle her bikini body show. It’s sort of our Prime Directive. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Covered Topless Shoot in Marie Claire UK November 2012

Ashley Greene, Maria Menounous, and Olivia Munn Make Us Want to ‘Do Something’ Very Indecent at Red Carpet Event

Seriously, you can not have a big shindig called the ‘Do Something’ event and then parade out the likes of Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Lea Michele, Nicole Murphy, Sophia Bush, and Bella Thorne, and not expect us to be imagining that something we’d most definitely want ro do (Bella exception of course due to her age, despite her looking much older, we do have rules).

Now, I think they mean Do Something good for your neighborhood or planet or something like that, and we certainly do intend to do that, starting with making some awesome looking babies with Ashley and Maria, that will be our legacy to the planet. Other people can work on the ozone and such so our beautiful babies can breathe. Everybody must do their part. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Long Legs, Short Skirt, Upskirt, But, Still Not Worth Watching Glee

The girls of Glee have worked really hard on their bodies to try and lure straight men into their fold, and, at times, I admit in my weaker moments I have so considered such a joining of the coven. But in those darkest of hours, I’ve reminded myself that peeping through the blinds truly is the only acceptable means of indulging in Glee hotness, including leggy brunette Lea Michele, filming her silly singing show in New York City.

I’m still looking for upskirts from the fairly professionally pressed legs Lea, but also reveling in the sight of her dancer toned legs. It’s all so delicious, but still not worth watching Glee. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Nina Dobrev Highlight Cast of Hotties at Teen Choice Awards

There’s a reason we don’t let teens, most especially young teen girls, make important decisions. For one, Justin Bieber would be our nation’s first lesbian President, and while hair-twistees would replace war, a whole bunch of other bad shizz would befall us as all important institutions were slowly turned into Forever 21 stores.

That being said, the Teen Choice Awards while being completely inane and craptastic in concept and delivery, did manage to deliver a bevy of super sextastic celebrities to the red carpet and insipid in-show skits, that with the volume turned all the way off, became tolerable thanks to the hotness of Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Nina Dobrev, Taylor Swift, Hayden Panettiere, Zooey Deschanel, Bella Thorne, Lea Michele, and Victoria Justice. Pack all those ladies into a suitcase and head out for a weekend of non-stop self-stimulation, if you know what I’m saying. And, you do. Enjoy.