Lea Michele

Happy Birthday to Lea Michele Hotness

Been a bit of a rough patch for Lea Michele. And while I remain committed to avoiding ever watching a single second of Glee, I remain a fairly unabashed desirer of many a woman who have come to our attention by way of that TV show. Including Lea, and her positively shapely legs.

On her 27th birthday, let's accentuate the sextastic positive with fifteen favorite peeks at the catty brunette. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bikini Pictures for A Little Wabo Down Cabo Way

I'm a big fan of Lea Michele. Not so much when she makes public comments or sings so much, and I don't really watch her show, but something about her gives me the happy little tingles that let's me know this girl, and maybe a thousand or so like her, are really meant for me.

Thanks to our tree-lined paparazzi in their camouflaged positions and some long range lenses, we once again have some reasonable resolute photos of another celebrity indulging in sort-of-private bikini time down Cabo resort way. And Lea Michele once again proves that she very much belongs in the deserves to be in a bikini category of sextastic celebrities. Nothing crazy wild or insanely wicked, just plain Lea Michele bikini goodness. I'd order that up for room service if I had the chance. Enjoy.

Minka Kelly and Lea Michele Make the Upfronts Worth, Um, Upfronting

All the networks take their talent out for a roadshow this time of year in New York to impress the shizz out of the big wigs who advertise with them. It's kind of like a reverse Bunny Ranch 'pick 'em' lineup where the bunnies go right to the clients. Not that there's anything sexual about the upfronts, but if there were, I'd be happy to have Minka Kelly and Lea Michele be part of the presentation.

While Minka Kelly remains on our list of Completely Boring Female Celebrities, there's no denying she's also on our list of perennial hotties. Just her beaming white teeth alone would make her a princess in many nations. If she ever took off her clothes, she could be a goddess. As for Lea Michele, well, she at times makes some silly public statements, but she's also proven she can doll up with the best of them and when you're an ogler by profession, you tend to shut off the ears. Four senses are plenty. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos, Morena Baccarin, and Nina Dobrev Lead List of Hotties at the 2013 SAG Awards

Okay, time to get serious with Award Season. That annual time of year when Hollywood comes together for a self-congratulatory circle jerk of mirrored affection. Not sure how many other industries pack ten to fifteen major 'give yourself a pat on the back' ceremonies in the course of six weeks time, but when you're a celebrity, how can you be loved if you first don't love yourself?

Not that we're complaining, not when the super hotties make a strong showing at last night's SAG Awards, the thespian-on-thespian accolades that is considered one of the highest honors from within. So we give out our honors, to the ladies that looked the most ridiculously hot on the red carpet, and there were several, including Maria Menounos (who really isn't an actress, but who gives a damn), Morena Baccarin who has come to control the very blood flow in our appendages, Nina Dobrev, stellar brunette, Amanada Seyfried, Nordic girl of many Asgard naughty dreams, Jennifer Lawrence, a stage stealing voluptuous young beauty, Sofia Vergara, who ever delivers veteran caliente to the red carpet, Julianne Moore, who continues to be the veteran ginger we'd most like to discipline us, Lea Michele, who can be hit or miss, but was super hit last night. and Michelle Dockery, of Downton Abbey renown, flashing serious sideboob. All of these ladies and more all decked out in expensive triumph for your viewing pleasure.

And, oh yeah, some awards were given out and people thanked Aunt Myrtle and their agents, and then a few actors cried. Enjoy.

Taylor Swift Cleavage Peek Steals the People’s Choice Awards

Wow, Swifty, good show my girl.

Fresh off the heels of her latest, greatest, and most chaste boyfriend breakup with some dude I've never heard of though he's in a band, Taylor Swift decided, what the heck, lets make lemonade out of lemons by dressing all grow'd up and flashing her own pair of personal fruits on the red carpet of the People's Choice Awards last night. Now, I'm still not quite clear what the hell the People's Choice Award are, but they hold them every year in early January, they kick off the 'Hey, I'm Awesome' celebrity self-fapitation award season, and by the looks of the winners, I'd say the 'People' in question are young teenage girls. But, deal with it, those girls run America.

And they brought us Taylor Swift looking hotter than ever before, along with Kaley Cuoco, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Watson, and Lea Michele, all decked out for the crimson strut past the photographers. Maybe next year we'll finally take a moment to figure out what this awards show is, this year we're just going to leer at Taylor's ta-tas. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bikini Pictures For a Little Gleeful Body Something in Hawaii

We don't often see Lea Michele showing enough skin to warrant posting, but the slender brunette from that show that I know 11% of your are secretly watching put on a brief, but memorable bikini body show in Hawaii today, flashing some of her lean sexy form in a red bikini along the volcanic shores of our 50th state.

Now, while we really shouldn't even be familiar with the name Lea Michele, we are, and since we are, we are most definitely going to ogle her bikini body show. It's sort of our Prime Directive. Enjoy.

Ashley Greene, Maria Menounous, and Olivia Munn Make Us Want to ‘Do Something’ Very Indecent at Red Carpet Event

Seriously, you can not have a big shindig called the 'Do Something' event and then parade out the likes of Ashley Greene, Maria Menounos, Olivia Munn, Lea Michele, Nicole Murphy, Sophia Bush, and Bella Thorne, and not expect us to be imagining that something we'd most definitely want ro do (Bella exception of course due to her age, despite her looking much older, we do have rules).

Now, I think they mean Do Something good for your neighborhood or planet or something like that, and we certainly do intend to do that, starting with making some awesome looking babies with Ashley and Maria, that will be our legacy to the planet. Other people can work on the ozone and such so our beautiful babies can breathe. Everybody must do their part. Enjoy.