Things got a little celebrity hotter at Coachella when the sun went down and the private fancy parties started. Well, hotter and far more wasted. I excluded the photo of Joe Jonas looking like a space cadet because he’s a dude and we don’t like dudes, but suffice it to say, he was tripping. Along with Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin her life party partner, Fergie, Tara Reid, Bella Thorne, Paris Hilton, and Gigi Hadid made the party scene. I’m guessing the music was horrible, but the sextastic celebrities were pretty much in the mood for love, not to mention the mood for getting in touch with their experimental side.
Next year, I’m helicoptering in for this big evening shin dig. I could probably pass as a DJ given I have two hands and look unkempt. DJ B Ego, let me in to spin my iTunes pre-recorded tracks. I’ve just got to party with these girls. They may never be so wasted again. That sounds horrible. I should’ve used my inner voice. Enjoy.
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Glee star Lea Michele arrived for her guest spot on Jimmy Kimmel Live looking chesty as F in a white tank top. Lea has a really nice pair that I’ve been a fan of for many years, ever since I saw them out live and in person on the Broadway stage. Since then I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the countless bikini pics and her many displays of cleav. She knows what her audience wants and it’s to see her chest puppies in all their glory. And I guess to hear her sing too. I bet she belts out some serious noise during sexy time in the bedroom. She’s got a set of pipes on her, after all. Why not use them?
I wonder what she’s going to do now that Glee is finishing? Probably go back to being partially nude on Broadway. Good thing I get discount tickets.
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Lea Michele dresses like a sexy Red Riding Hood for Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
Mariah Carey has a team of people that make her look that hot. (TMZ)
Hayden Panettiere preggers in a bikini is pretty darn sexy. (Huffington Post)
Jenhane “Gigi” Paris knows how to fill out some lingerie. (Hollywood Tuna)
Sweet mother of crap, Olivia Garson has got some killer funbags. (Popoholic)
Charlotte McKinney wins Instagram with her sexy Halloween pics. (COED)
Michaela Schaefer with four ta-tas? Sign me up! (Dlisted)
I’m not sure how they have premieres for TV shows, but they do, and Lea Michele was determined to own it with her pushed up deep cleavage. Bravo I say. I’m not even sure she’s associated with American Horror Story. I think she just showed up to steal the red carpet in a dress she found which flattered her funbas. Bravo, I repeat.
There is only one ceremonial protocol that should matter in Hollywood. If you look hot and chesty in a dress, put it on and get yourself out in front of the cameras. Invite shminvite. Lea Michele is looking rather chesty alluring these days. It won’t do any of us any good if you keep those sweet peaches under a sweatshirt at home. If you got ‘em, flaunt ‘em. Enjoy.
Lea Michele was all kinds of leggy and cleavy at the American Horror Story: Freakshow Premiere. (Huffington Post)
Kelly Brook was nice enough to post some nude selfies. Thanks! (Drunken Stepfather)
Hailey Clauson sports some sexy bikinis. (Hollywood Tuna)
Megan Fox sports a slinky black dress at TMNT premiere in Berlin. (Popoholic)
Ever wonder what it’s like to shoot a sex scene with Brooklyn Decker? (The Superficial)
And now, lots of pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Magdalena Frackowiak. (COED)
Pilot a plane for Air Canada and get some free porn, eh. (TMZ)
Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can’t let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.
Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the ‘bitchy’ label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There’s a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea’s. We wouldn’t even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I’ll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.
See Lea Michele in All Her Topless Glory »
Glee star and hot person Lea Michele took some time off from singing Journey songs on the show to display her amazing bikini body. Lea wore a small white bikini that showed off all of the goodies. Her ample ta-tas were barely covered by the top which gave us a nice view of her cleavage and just a hint of sideboob. Lea is in really amazing shape and you can tell by the redonkulous cut of her hips as they head down to her hoo-ha. This is an unappreciated bit of the female anatomy which is particularly appealing if it is as toned and muscular as Lea’s is. It’s a shame that on Glee they put her in these frumpy outfits that don’t show off her amazing body. I guess that’s what happens when you set a show in Ohio and then New York. It’s hard to justify people running around in bikinis.
That’s why any show with hot people needs to be set somewhere hot or at least mild like California or Miami. That is one of Jack’s rules of TV production: whenever possible, put ‘em in a bikini.