Lea Michele

Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

 

Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bikinis Poolside In Santa Barbara

Glee star and hot person Lea Michele took some time off from singing Journey songs on the show to display her amazing bikini body. Lea wore a small white bikini that showed off all of the goodies. Her ample ta-tas were barely covered by the top which gave us a nice view of her cleavage and just a hint of sideboob. Lea is in really amazing shape and you can tell by the redonkulous cut of her hips as they head down to her hoo-ha. This is an unappreciated bit of the female anatomy which is particularly appealing if it is as toned and muscular as Lea's is. It's a shame that on Glee they put her in these frumpy outfits that don't show off her amazing body. I guess that's what happens when you set a show in Ohio and then New York. It's hard to justify people running around in bikinis.

That's why any show with hot people needs to be set somewhere hot or at least mild like California or Miami. That is one of Jack's rules of TV production: whenever possible, put 'em in a bikini.

Lea Michele Legs Goes For A Hike In Tight Shorts

Glee star and professional hot person Lea Michele went for a hike in LA wearing some incredibly tight shorts. When I say they are tight, I mean TIGHT. They look like they are painted on. I'm not sure that something that is that constricting helps you exercise better, but then again who cares? As long as she looks hot in it, that's what's really important. Lea has some dynamite legs. All that hiking and drinking green smoothies is clearly doing the job of keeping them nice and toned. She also wore a top that let most of her back hang out for us to enjoy. A woman's back is an often unappreciated part of the body. But we here at Egotastic love every inch of a woman. We don't discriminate, that would be wrong. Especially when it comes to someone as hot as Lea Michele.

But I digress. What I know is that I hope Lea bought, like, 15 of those shorts in different colors so she can wear them every day.

Lea Michele Bikini Bottoms Learn How to Surf

At some point, every sextastic celebritiy should be compelled to take up surfing in a bikini. Tops and bottoms both preferred, but if you must choose just one, I'll take the sweet wet bikini bottoms of a hottie like Lea Michele paddling out for the love of exhibition. And surfing too I suppose. It is quite a thrilling sport. Though as I oft repeat, no sport thrills like that of leering at the fine female forms, most especially when moistened by the Mexican sea.

Lea has been down Cabo way recuperating from her demanding schedule of music videos and TV shows and interviews about everything being awesome. I get it. I get tired just typing. And if Lea is willing to share her goodies while surfing on her vacations, she certainly deserves one more than I do. Keep on being generous with those booty shots, Lea. We all need some recreation. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum, Brooklyn Decker, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba Highlight the Hotness in US Weekly Hot Body Issues 2014

US Weekly may not be a periodical for the male of the species, or the thoughtful, but any magazine outlet that is putting together photos of sextastic celebrities for a collection of Hot Hollywood bodies is definitely worth perusing. Let's see here, Brooklyn Decker, Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Lea Michele, Sofia Vergara. Check check check, this sounds like the list I made for my imaginary pool party this summer.

While US weekly sort of compiled some existing photos of each of these crazy hot famous lady folk, I would certainly volunteer to update their hot body photos with some shots of my own taking with my fingers forming a square and me making a click sound as I tell the girls to make love to the camera, literally. I suppose this is why I lost my photographers license at the last hearing. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bares Her Boobtastic With Nipple Slips and Deep Deep Cleavage at Fox Upfronts

It's hard not to see a pattern here with Lea Michele. I mean, a sextastic exhibitionist chestal region pattern. First, she almost flashed the entire kid world at her Oz animated movie premiere, now she's not actually contained at all up top in her revealing outfit to the Fox Upfronts where advertisers and affiliates get to see Lea's funbags talk excitedly about the upcoming season of Glee.

I'm quite certain I'd sign on for whatever knowing the effort Lea put into her wardrobe. I'm assuming she's wearing some kind of protection to keep her otherwise slipping nipples from poking somebody's eyes out, which is unfortunate, because a full topless reveal might be good for her show. I know it would do me some good. Lea, we are getting so so close. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Attends Premiere Sans Bra

Glee star Lea Michelle attended the premiere of Legends Of Oz: Dorthy's Return but forgot to bring her bra. She was looking smoking hot in a dress that revealed her ta-tas in the front. Oh yes, there was side boob, my friends. I've always thought that Lea had a truly splendid rack. Perhaps it is her yum yums that help give her the lung capacity to hit all of those high notes. As if the top of the outfit wasn't enough of a delight, the bottom was slit almost all the way up her thigh. Lea has some pretty banging legs. They are nicely toned and perfectly shaped. It's a shame that Legends Of Oz: Dorthy's Return is animated. It would have been nice to see Lea in the flesh, as it were. There is something about that Dorthy outfit that makes me happy in my bathing suit area.

What's nice about Lea is that not only is she hot but she's also a pretty amazing singer. She's pretty much the reason I've watched Glee all these years. Well, her and Naya Rivera.