Lea Michele

Lea Michele Cleavetastic Performance at American Horror Story Premiere

I'm not sure how they have premieres for TV shows, but they do, and Lea Michele was determined to own it with her pushed up deep cleavage. Bravo I say. I'm not even sure she's associated with American Horror Story. I think she just showed up to steal the red carpet in a dress she found which flattered her funbas. Bravo, I repeat.

There is only one ceremonial protocol that should matter in Hollywood. If you look hot and chesty in a dress, put it on and get yourself out in front of the cameras. Invite shminvite. Lea Michele is looking rather chesty alluring these days. It won't do any of us any good if you keep those sweet peaches under a sweatshirt at home. If you got 'em, flaunt 'em. Enjoy.

Lea Michele’s Mighty Cleave And Other Fine Things To Ogle

Lea Michele was all kinds of leggy and cleavy at the American Horror Story: Freakshow Premiere. (Huffington Post)

Kelly Brook was nice enough to post some nude selfies. Thanks! (Drunken Stepfather)

Hailey Clauson sports some sexy bikinis. (Hollywood Tuna)

Megan Fox sports a slinky black dress at TMNT premiere in Berlin. (Popoholic)

Ever wonder what it's like to shoot a sex scene with Brooklyn Decker? (The Superficial)

And now, lots of pictures of Victoria's Secret model Magdalena Frackowiak. (COED)

Pilot a plane for Air Canada and get some free porn, eh. (TMZ)

Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

 

Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can't let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the 'bitchy' label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There's a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea's. We wouldn't even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I'll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.

Lea Michele Bikinis Poolside In Santa Barbara

Glee star and hot person Lea Michele took some time off from singing Journey songs on the show to display her amazing bikini body. Lea wore a small white bikini that showed off all of the goodies. Her ample ta-tas were barely covered by the top which gave us a nice view of her cleavage and just a hint of sideboob. Lea is in really amazing shape and you can tell by the redonkulous cut of her hips as they head down to her hoo-ha. This is an unappreciated bit of the female anatomy which is particularly appealing if it is as toned and muscular as Lea's is. It's a shame that on Glee they put her in these frumpy outfits that don't show off her amazing body. I guess that's what happens when you set a show in Ohio and then New York. It's hard to justify people running around in bikinis.

That's why any show with hot people needs to be set somewhere hot or at least mild like California or Miami. That is one of Jack's rules of TV production: whenever possible, put 'em in a bikini.

Lea Michele Legs Goes For A Hike In Tight Shorts

Glee star and professional hot person Lea Michele went for a hike in LA wearing some incredibly tight shorts. When I say they are tight, I mean TIGHT. They look like they are painted on. I'm not sure that something that is that constricting helps you exercise better, but then again who cares? As long as she looks hot in it, that's what's really important. Lea has some dynamite legs. All that hiking and drinking green smoothies is clearly doing the job of keeping them nice and toned. She also wore a top that let most of her back hang out for us to enjoy. A woman's back is an often unappreciated part of the body. But we here at Egotastic love every inch of a woman. We don't discriminate, that would be wrong. Especially when it comes to someone as hot as Lea Michele.

But I digress. What I know is that I hope Lea bought, like, 15 of those shorts in different colors so she can wear them every day.

Lea Michele Bikini Bottoms Learn How to Surf

At some point, every sextastic celebritiy should be compelled to take up surfing in a bikini. Tops and bottoms both preferred, but if you must choose just one, I'll take the sweet wet bikini bottoms of a hottie like Lea Michele paddling out for the love of exhibition. And surfing too I suppose. It is quite a thrilling sport. Though as I oft repeat, no sport thrills like that of leering at the fine female forms, most especially when moistened by the Mexican sea.

Lea has been down Cabo way recuperating from her demanding schedule of music videos and TV shows and interviews about everything being awesome. I get it. I get tired just typing. And if Lea is willing to share her goodies while surfing on her vacations, she certainly deserves one more than I do. Keep on being generous with those booty shots, Lea. We all need some recreation. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum, Brooklyn Decker, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba Highlight the Hotness in US Weekly Hot Body Issues 2014

US Weekly may not be a periodical for the male of the species, or the thoughtful, but any magazine outlet that is putting together photos of sextastic celebrities for a collection of Hot Hollywood bodies is definitely worth perusing. Let's see here, Brooklyn Decker, Heidi Klum, Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Lea Michele, Sofia Vergara. Check check check, this sounds like the list I made for my imaginary pool party this summer.

While US weekly sort of compiled some existing photos of each of these crazy hot famous lady folk, I would certainly volunteer to update their hot body photos with some shots of my own taking with my fingers forming a square and me making a click sound as I tell the girls to make love to the camera, literally. I suppose this is why I lost my photographers license at the last hearing. Enjoy.