Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Cleavetastic Public Appearance in a Skintight Dress Leaves Us With Lust-Filled Hearts

By Bill Swift | August 30, 2012 @ 10:24 am

Cleavetastic!

Kelly Brook Wears a Boobtastic Skintight Dress Leaving Riverside Studios in London

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There's really no defense for the visual wonderments Kelly Brook brings to bear in public, with her two pleasantly plump milkers ever front and center, leading her entire person by a good half foot of faptastic visuals.

Leaving the Riverside Studio in London, Kelly Brook once again shows why she's the British mountains we'd love to climb most, her curvaceous body barely contained in her super tight dress, a frock we'd surely like to peel from her form using nothing but a pair of kitchen tongs and sheer desire. Oh, to let those puppies completely free, that is the dream. Enjoy.

HOT, SEXY, CURVY, PERFECT -- KELLY BROOK

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Kelly Brook, Amazing In Red at Film Premiere, Ridiculously Hot In Less for Lingerie Shoot

By Bill Swift | August 21, 2012 @ 12:03 pm

Kelly Brook in a Form Fitted Red Dress at 'Keith Lemon: The Film' Afterparty

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Kelly Brook curves and looks look great in or out of anything, including last night at the film premiere of Keith Lemon: The Film where Kelly Brook exited her limo in a short low cut red dress that absolutely positively stole the show with a pure large delivery of the sextastic. I'm pretty sure I gasped. It might have been a whimper or some other reflexive response associated with begging, but some sounds of pleading for more definitely came out of my pie-hole. It's simply not in your control when it comes to Kelly Brook.

Kelly Brook Shines in New Look Lingerie Photoshoot

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Then, lo and behold, Kelly Brook drops another ton of sexy in the form of her New Look new pictorial in bra and panties and making us think of at least seventeen positions in which we'd like to see ourselves with Kelly in the mirror. Well, technically, I've thought of eighteen, but I happen to know for a fact that it's illegal in the U.K. Yep, it's that good. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Boobtastic Fantastic in Animal Style; It’s Downright Savage

By Bill Swift | August 15, 2012 @ 9:14 am

Kelly Brook Boobtastic Photoshoot in Nuts Magazine August 2012

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What can be said about Kelly Brook that hasn't already been said before? We'll just throw some more 'oohs' and 'aah's' and 'Mommy, why do I feel funny between my legs' sentiments into the mix.

If you happen to love curvaceous, perfectly soft women then you're already in the Kelly Brook adoration society; you'll see me at the podium calling order, and, yes, that is gavel, though I am damn glad to see you. In her latest pictorial for our friends at Nuts magazine, Kelly Brook shows why she can take the bikini and swimsuit to an entirely new level, and that level being specifically named Orgasmo-10, with her sweet curves and bodacious body and that come hither look that will have you coming hither until you have nothing left to hither. She's a true national treasure (though for an entirely different nation). Enjoy.

KELLY BROOK CAPTURES OUR ATTENTION IN WICKED WICKED WAYS

Kelly Brook Gets Classy Hot in Hello Magazine

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Megan Fox Battles Kelly Brook In Bra and Panties Movie Clip Hotness

By Bill Swift | August 10, 2012 @ 11:02 am

It's a rare coincidence of good fortune that we get to see two of our most belusted beauties in their underthings in previews of two new movies, so why not put them in the Thunderdome of the sextastic where two hotties enter, but you can only fap to one.

Megan Fox Cleavy Movie Stills in ‘This Is 40’

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Megan Fox is ever so briefly, but entirely wonderfully into her bra and panties in a scene from the upcoming Judd Apatow film, This Is 40, the kind of almost sort of remake of Knocked Up. What isn't kind of almost sort of is the feelings we have for Megan Fox flashing her hot body. She's with-B.A.G.S. child now, so we may not see this kind of look from her again for at least some time to come. So, relish.

Kelly Brook Shows Cleavage in Lingerie for 'Keith Lemon: The Film'

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And, then, the buxom curvaceous and devilishly gorgeous Kelly Brook, in a more supportive bit of underthings, supporting her more substantial thangs in the new Keith Lemon: The Film comedy from the Isle of Britain. Seeing Kelly strutting her stuff in that black bits of lingerie, it's a 97.9% match to the very last dream I had about her. This might be close enough to make us have to change the sheets again.

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Kelly Brook Cleavetastic Bike Ride Sends Shivers Down Our Handle Bar

By Bill Swift | July 16, 2012 @ 3:31 pm

Kelly Brook Bikerides in a Low-Cut Red Dress for SkyRide in Manchester

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I'll say this for Kelly Brook, she's everywhere with those mammaries of hers and we still never ever get tired of seeing them.

The sextastic brunette full-bodied model returned to Britannia after her non-stop making the sexy tour with her boyfriend in Italy and immediately headed to Manchester to promote SkyRide once more. We still don't get what SkyRide is exactly, but it's some very English thing about people sharing bikes to ride around town instead of cars and some other bits of nonsense that make little sense to us auto-obsessed Yanks.

But what we can all understand is that Kelly Brook in a low cut red dress looking like a very boot-knockable Little Red Riding Hood, well, this is universally a good thing. Enjoy.

IN MY DREAMS, THAT BASKET IS FULL OF HONEY AND LUBRICATING JELLY

Kelly Brook Goes for a Bike Ride in London

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Continue to Erect Monuments in Italy

By Bill Swift | July 13, 2012 @ 8:36 am

Kelly Brook Flaunts Her Body in a Bikini in Italy

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Oh, luscious luscious Kelly Brook.

The British model and all-around wet-nurse of my many ANR fantasies continued her bikini romp with boyfriend along the Italian coastline, this time in a blue and white striped bikini that seemed to be half fashion, half marvel of engineering as that cloth managed to contain the mighty seasonal melons busting forth from Kelly's chestal regions.

It was almost too much to handle, and then it became too much when Kelly turned around and flashed that sweet-arse badonkadonk upon which we'd like to rest our heads for a Rip Van Winkle type spell, well, if Rip had massively groping hands.

It was just a sensational day in The Boot for all diggers of Kelly Brook visual gold. Enjoy.

NEVER DISCOUNT THE ABILITy OF KELLY BROOK BIKINI PICS TO GIVE YOU A LIFT

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Deliver the Sweet Curves to The Boot

By Bill Swift | July 11, 2012 @ 12:14 pm

Kelly Brook Flaunts Her Curves in a Bikini on Vacation in Italy

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I guess I can ignore the fact that our be-lusted full-bodied hottie girlfriend Kelly Brook was making out with some boyfriend dude most of her day yesterday in the seaside resort town in Italy where she's vacationing, at least ignore it long enough to devour the sight of the curvaceous model in her innocent bikini flashing a soft-S-curve from any and all directions.

Kelly Brook may simply define the term 'plushy girl crush', and since we made up the term, we do get to define it. She's like a wonderful pillow of hotness we'd like to launch ourselves into and snoggle around a bit. That bikini body of hers, just no straight lines anywhere.

How badly do we want to give Kelly Brook's bottom a solid squeeze? Well, badly. Enjoy.