Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Lingerie Pictures Are Downright Perfectly Salesworthy

We've had the grateful opportunity to see Kelly Brook in various bikinis desperately attempting not to snap in half the past several days in Miami, now lingerie from hew New Look underwear line stretching and straining to do the same around her marvelously curvaceous body. The more you see Kelly Brook the more you realize why she has so much trouble with men. Her body is built for trouble.

Someday, I'd like Kelly Brook to model my own line of women's bedroom clothing. It's mostly just a dishtowel with large holes she can try to wrap around her curvy parts while I snap pictures with the pretend camera in my hands. There's no reason fashion needs to be complicated. Not when you're draping Kelly Brook's faptastic female form. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bikinis Finally Get Down to the Business of the Boobtastic

After a couple days of lovey-dovey squeezing with her new muscle-head boyfriend, Kelly Brook got down to the real business of her rip roaring bikini body. A little modeling in some hoisting two pieces for New Look. Hey, these Miami beach vacations don't pay for themselves.

It's hard to imagine any bikini capable of containing Kelly Brook's epic bodacious body, but I suppose these especially curvaceous figure designed swimsuits are built for maximum support of the faptastic Brook body. A shame really that such support should be in the hands of seamstresses, rather than in, say, my hands. Nevertheless, Kelly can't possibly hide her goodies behind any manmade material as she made many men hide against swimming pool walls to avoid potential embarrassment. She is quite the looker. I still can't stop. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Continue to Frolic With Boobtastic Splendor in Miami

Oh, the stripes are killing me. I think they actually make the blessed chest of Kelly Brook appear to be even larger than reality. Which is already quite tremendous. While the British model and actress may be rolling in the hay with somebody who is clearly not me, I would notice, I can't help but feel happy for her. She seems happy. And super hot. And that latter part is especially important to my evaluation of who I support.

There are not many women on this planet who wear a big girl bikini better than Kelly Brook. You start throwing in some ocean wetness and stripes and giggles and I'm about to declare a state of emergency. Not so much for the South of Florida, but south of my personal sunshine state. Damn, Kelly, damn. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Drop Curvaceous Hotness on the Beach in Miami

Well, hello there, hot curvy British delight Kelly Brook come to our humble shores to bless us with a good bit of your bikini hotness. It's about time Kelly got her two piece and brought her sweet sextastic body over to our land for a little visual wonderment display time. Of course, she did also being her muscle-bound new boytoy along, but he was easily confused by the sound of whistles and shiny objects allowing Kelly several minutes of alone time in our ogling clutches.

You can't expect a girl like Kelly to stay single for very long. She's rather, what you might call, desirable to the millionth degree. The best you can hope for is to catch her in those brief instances between boyfriends when she needs a shoulder to cry on, or perhaps somebody to help her tie her bikini top. I'm ready for either, Kelly. I sit at the ready. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook See-Through Top and Panties Flashing Signals Serious Drool Time on the Red Carpet

If this sheer black braless top thing is going to become the latest craze for our most sextastic celebrities, then I'm going to switch from Cocoa Puffs to Special K, because I want to keep on living to see this.

Yesterday, Carmen Electra flashing her bare bazoongas beneath a see-through black dress top, today it's Kelly Brook with the mix of sheer cloth and bright red carpet lights at the British National Television Awards that led to this quite fetching sight. We've lusted Kelly Brook since first we saw her bodacious form, and that passion has only grown through the years. This sight of Kelly's award winning yams hardly concealed beneath her top, and her flashing of leg and her undergarments beneath her slit dress, well, invoke emergency protocol 71 and lay down the plastic sheeting. Daddy's coming home! Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Flashes Big Cleavage for the Big 3-4

Somehow, our invite to the Kelly Brook birthday party in London over the weekend got lost in the mail. I blame the Transatlantic post and send my personal regrets for missing out on the celebration of thirty-four wonderful birthday candles on the cake of our delicious Britty brunette. Kelly Brook curves have caused us so much joy through the years, well, heck, she decided to put her newly single rack on fresh display for her own damn birthday. What a gal.

I'm mostly disappointed that I won't be able to deliver my birthday present to Kelly in person. And I'm certainly not about to try to figure out how to ship a motorboat via UPS. Kelly, I'm so ready to snoggle. Call me on one of those British phones with the silly ringers. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Is Single and Inducing Tingles on the Pages of FHM

Ever since Kelly Brook announced she was ditching her boyfriend, my antennae went up (yes, that is an antenna and I'm damn glad to meet you) as to her sextastic availability. While I'm not so sure dating is precisely an option at this time, ogling seems to be going better than ever in relation to this curvaceous brunette bombshell.

Featured on the pages of FHM France this month, Kelly shows why she has all the tools to be the perfect girlfriend. Namely, she looks amazing in and out of clothes. And, what else do you need to know, you particular bastard? Kelly, please call me, I'd like to tell you all about the Swiss chalet I'm renting for the winter holiday. Well, technically, it's a Red Roof Inn mini-suite but I can stock it with Swiss Miss Hot Cocoa to provide us sustenance during our long rounds of butter-covered slippery making of the sexy. Yes, I'll tip the maid for the extra cleanup. Enjoy.