I don’t care how poor the conditions or how great the distance, I can spot Kelly Brook and her mams a’plenty from halfway across the globe with my naked eye. I’d prefer being close up and Kelly being naked, but you get what you get and you don’t complain. My mom taught me that. Granted, she didn’t look like Kelly Brook, bless her heart. Though in my dreams Kelly Brook does do some serious nurturing work with me while I’m in a onesie.
Kelly Brook was out at a party for the Celebrity Big Brother House something or other. Her boyfriend Muscle Head is in the House I think. I’m sure it’s a nice consolation to be kicked out of the stupid reality show house to find Kelly Brook and her massive yams of gold waiting for you in a tight sweater. Lucky bastard. Those are my nursing teats! Enjoy.
English model and sexy beast Kelly Brook looked effing amazing in her tight workout clothes in Los Angeles. Kelly was on her way to the gym when the photog spotted her ginormous ta-tas bouncing down the street. You know you’ve got a crazy huge rack when normal clothes can no longer contain them. She’s about to tear through that shirt Incredible Hulk style. The other thing you notice about this outfit is how absurdly awe inspiring her booty looks in her tight workout pants. Kelly is my kind of gal. I like a woman with shapely thighs and butt. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me, but I wouldn’t know what to do with one of these girls with no junk in the trunk. As the great philosopher Sir Mix-A-Lot once said, “I like big butts. I cannot lie”.
If working for this site has taught me anything over the years is that I really need to find whatever gym all these hot models and actresses got to and get a membership. I can halfheartedly do the elliptical machine if it means I can see hot women in workout clothes.
Kelly Brook continues to invade both Los Angeles and my thoughts as she struts about daily in various and sundry super tight stretch pants barely containing her ample booty, and in some cases, flashing signs of the toe of the luscious camel in the front. Oh, yes, it’s quite obvious to see Kelly’s lady parts are in full working and receptive order. Complete with post workout sweat. I’d say that’s just about the perfect picture.
I knew Kelly Brook was in my neighborhood long before I read about it anywhere. My Spidey-senses tingle at the proximity of her two hands full scoops of bodacious booty. The fact she’s flaunting her asstastic within a few clicks of my location has my hands fluttering and barely able to type. Maybe it’s lust, maybe it’s gravity, but something is definitely tugging at not my heart strings. Kelly, keep up the fine work. And stretch pants, bless you once more. Enjoy.
Maybe it’s just being in the heart of summer, maybe it’s winning some cash on Germany taking the World Cup, but I’m feeling very optimistic for this coming week in the particular area of sextastic celebrity. Just look what happened over the weekend and you’ll see the basis for my optimism. Karolina Kurkova had her skirt blown up in Italy and she was either wearing a G-string or nothing at all, Kelly Brook smooshed her boobs up so fluffy there’s no way any guys got any real work in at her gym, and Jessica Alba decided it was time for a bikini vacation down Mexico way and, well, you’ll see much more of that a little later today.
I’m a glass is half full kind of guy. With so many hot women showing so much skin these days, if you’re glass is half-empty, you’re just not opening your eyes wide enough to the wonderful wide world of ridiculously alluring women. Make this your best week of ogling ever. You’re extremities will thank you later. Enjoy the week ahead.
Kelly Brook is pretty much taunting me at this point. I hate to personalize things, but Kelly walking about my hood in her Spandex stretch pants pulled up tight over her outrageously two-hands-full booty is just downright sinister. Sure, she walks away from me too fast to ever get a great glimpse of her frontal beauty and sweet curvy treats, but those lovely large lady cans are always right there in my line of sight. Kelly Brook, you are killing me.
I know with our nation currently under siege from more pressing immigration matters, I probably won’t get much attention to my request to personally detain Kelly and ask the Brit what her business is here in Los Angeles and if she understands what I mean when I say I can make all her Visa problems go away with a quick game of hide the kidney pie. I would do this for the good of our nation. And my desperate to be near Kelly reproductive organs. Why not serve both. Enjoy.
I’m fairly certain if you wear a short summer dress on a beach front bike ride, you know your panties are going to be spotted by gentleman oglers such as myself. Kelly Brook has been a big part of promoting bike riding in London summers, so I know she’s an experienced urban biker. This flirty dress panties peek is obviously staged so she can tantalize me with the view of her colorful pretty panties beneath. Okay, it’s for me, but you can look too.
The British brunette bombshell has been in Los Angeles for some time now and showing off her front side and bottom side goodness on various trips to the gym with her stupid muscle head boyfriend. Now, we finally get a sweet peek at her panties as the curvaceous wonder rode her bike in a short dress along the boardwalk in Venice Beach. Quite a nice addition to our already fairly stocked beach landscape here in Los Angeles. Kelly, I know what you’re doing and I want you to know it’s working. Yes, I will be your date to the end of summer soiree. Nobody puts baby in the corner, not when I’m around. Enjoy.
You never know what you’ll find when you’re just walking the streets. I think there was a Sesame Street video about that very theme when I was a kid. Although I never imagined as a kid I would ever come across as glorious as sight as Kelly Brook and her luscious behind in a tight fitting pair of stretch pants. I don’t even need to see the face, my eyeballs have such a powerful arse-recognition system based upon years and years of ogling. I wish I was eighteen again so I could put that skill on a college application and maybe fare a little a better.
Kelly Brook has been spending a good deal of time in Los Angeles these days. When she’s not with her muscle-bound gorilla of a boyfriend (please don’t tell him I said that) she’s a sight for truly sore eyes and other body parts. She does try to cover up a bit when she hits the gym, but you can’t cover up that bodacious booty. Well, especially not in a tight pair of stretch pants. Bless you stretch pants. And bless you Kelly Brook. You’ve made a simple man so happy today. Enjoy.