Kelly Brook

Megan Fox Battles Kelly Brook In Bra and Panties Movie Clip Hotness

It's a rare coincidence of good fortune that we get to see two of our most belusted beauties in their underthings in previews of two new movies, so why not put them in the Thunderdome of the sextastic where two hotties enter, but you can only fap to one.

Megan Fox is ever so briefly, but entirely wonderfully into her bra and panties in a scene from the upcoming Judd Apatow film, This Is 40, the kind of almost sort of remake of Knocked Up. What isn't kind of almost sort of is the feelings we have  for Megan Fox flashing her hot body. She's with-B.A.G.S. child now, so we may not see this kind of look from her again for at least some time to come. So, relish.

And, then, the buxom curvaceous and devilishly gorgeous Kelly Brook, in a more supportive bit of underthings, supporting her more substantial thangs in the new Keith Lemon: The Film comedy from the Isle of Britain. Seeing Kelly strutting her stuff in that black bits of lingerie, it's a 97.9% match to the very last dream I had about her. This might be close enough to make us have to change the sheets again.

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Kelly Brook Cleavetastic Bike Ride Sends Shivers Down Our Handle Bar

I'll say this for Kelly Brook, she's everywhere with those mammaries of hers and we still never ever get tired of seeing them.

The sextastic brunette full-bodied model returned to Britannia after her non-stop making the sexy tour with her boyfriend in Italy and immediately headed to Manchester to promote SkyRide once more. We still don't get what SkyRide is exactly, but it's some very English thing about people sharing bikes to ride around town instead of cars and some other bits of nonsense that make little sense to us auto-obsessed Yanks.

But what we can all understand is that Kelly Brook in a low cut red dress looking like a very boot-knockable Little Red Riding Hood, well, this is universally a good thing. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Continue to Erect Monuments in Italy

Oh, luscious luscious Kelly Brook.

The British model and all-around wet-nurse of my many ANR fantasies continued her bikini romp with boyfriend along the Italian coastline, this time in a blue and white striped bikini that seemed to be half fashion, half marvel of engineering as that cloth managed to contain the mighty seasonal melons busting forth from Kelly's chestal regions.

It was almost too much to handle, and then it became too much when Kelly turned around and flashed that sweet-arse badonkadonk upon which we'd like to rest our heads for a Rip Van Winkle type spell, well, if Rip had massively groping hands.

It was just a sensational day in The Boot for all diggers of Kelly Brook visual gold. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Deliver the Sweet Curves to The Boot

I guess I can ignore the fact that our be-lusted full-bodied hottie girlfriend Kelly Brook was making out with some boyfriend dude most of her day yesterday in the seaside resort town in Italy where she's vacationing, at least ignore it long enough to devour the sight of the curvaceous model in her innocent bikini flashing a soft-S-curve from any and all directions.

Kelly Brook may simply define the term 'plushy girl crush', and since we made up the term, we do get to define it. She's like a wonderful pillow of hotness we'd like to launch ourselves into and snoggle around a bit. That bikini body of hers, just no straight lines anywhere.

How badly do we want to give Kelly Brook's bottom a solid squeeze? Well, badly. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Blake Lively Sexy, Katherine Heigl Bare-Butt, Lucy Pinder Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Oh, yes, blessed Friday. The motherhead of all days. The end of the week when the bell on Hottieville town square's clock tower rings and all the citizens gather round for the group picnic of the sextastic known as Reader Finds, a potluck of the poon-tastic, a cornucopia of celebrity hotness, a buffet of the boobtastic. It's all been brought by, for, and about you.

This week's Reader Finds includes not one, but two classic Kelly Brook wicked hot pictorials, Blake Lively looking about as sextastic as she can when not on her own private cellphone, more more Lucy Pinder topless photos from her amazing shoot earlier this year, Emily Ratajkowski in some ridiculously hot lingerie pics, Seren Gibson topless playing with action figures, some hot innocence from AnnaSophia Robb, Eureka's Salli Richardson-Whitfield topless onscreen, Katherine Heigl bare-assed, and Lucy Collett, our fave ginger topless hottie doing what she does best. It's all good.

Kelly Brook Bike Riding Makes Me Long to Be the Boy Bar

Oh, to be the boy bar (do they still call it that?) on the bicycle betwixt the legs of the delicious Kelly Brook, once again promoting bike riding in London, as only she can, be rubbing her lady nest about the bike seat and leaving a scent that will drive over one million Londoners to SkyRide this summer. At least, I think that's how it works.

Kelly Brook could make ditch digging look sexy, and I'd actually pay to see her do it. In overalls, no bra, just saying, it's a suggestion. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook In a Short Red Skirt Is a Greenlight for Kelly Brook Summertime Fantasies

If you like the full-bodied curvy women, then Kelly Brook is undoubtedly already one of your favorites.

The Britty model and erstwhile actress is back from the South of France, curves just a little curvier, but looking downright schoolgirl fantasy inducing in her short summer skirt, as if we needed more ammo for our libidos to kick into overdrive.

And as if the curvy girl theme and Kelly Brook wasn't already making you think of soft landing pillows, check out Kelly's Newlook photoshoot for 'Clothes for Curvy Girls' campaigns, because sometimes the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the... well, you know. Enjoy.

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