Oh, to be the boy bar (do they still call it that?) on the bicycle betwixt the legs of the delicious Kelly Brook, once again promoting bike riding in London, as only she can, be rubbing her lady nest about the bike seat and leaving a scent that will drive over one million Londoners to SkyRide this summer. At least, I think that's how it works.
Kelly Brook could make ditch digging look sexy, and I'd actually pay to see her do it. In overalls, no bra, just saying, it's a suggestion. Enjoy.
If you like the full-bodied curvy women, then Kelly Brook is undoubtedly already one of your favorites.
The Britty model and erstwhile actress is back from the South of France, curves just a little curvier, but looking downright schoolgirl fantasy inducing in her short summer skirt, as if we needed more ammo for our libidos to kick into overdrive.
And as if the curvy girl theme and Kelly Brook wasn't already making you think of soft landing pillows, check out Kelly's Newlook photoshoot for 'Clothes for Curvy Girls' campaigns, because sometimes the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the... well, you know. Enjoy.
I don't even know what this party is for, but it was hella fancy. Even by Cannes Film Festival standards. It featured not one, but two heiresses flashing their bodies, Tamara Ecclestone and Billionaire Barbie, and, I guess Nicky Hilton was there too but she's so boring I fell asleep trying to find her. Throw in Heidi Klum, Victoria Silvstedt, Irina Shayk, and Kelly Brook, oh, and a bunch of old dudes with tuxedos and sick amounts of cash, and you have a veritable casbah of celebrity hotness transplanted right there last night on the Mediterranean.
Yeah, I'm never going to get invited to parties like this, and even sneaking in will be tough due to my hyperextended left nut, but, when there is ogling to be done, you've got to play through the pain.
Oh, to be in Cannes in May. To discuss film theory with your nose in the air, to dine on fresh snails with just a hint of garlic, and to come across Kelly Brook in a see-through bathing suit posing for a magazine photoshoot.
Yep, that Kelly Brook, the hotty curvaceous delicious brunette, and, yes, a swimsuit, that while not revealing quite enough, well, see-through is kind of a genius bathing suit material invention (albeit, if you've been to the South of France during Bavarian holiday season, you might feel that more swimsuit material is actually better, just saying, the thicker the lady during August, the quicker her clothes come off on the beach, ouch). Yes, life is pretty good when you're in a seaside resort jam packed with the hot jam of sextastic celebrities. Next year. Enjoy.
Kelly Brook has taken this week's Cannes Film Festival by boobtastic storm. And while her film work, the likes of which includes many delicious topless bikini scenes, did not receive honors at this year's snooty festival, she nevertheless never misses a fancy party or the chance for a sweet photoshoot among the hoity toity as she did in Cannes, strutting down its famous avenue, flashing her body for the cameras in a show-worthy swimsuit.
The curvy model of perfection revealed her skin-baring swimsuit as many undersized European compact cars blared their horns mostly because that's just what they do, when not parking on sidewalks. Personally speaking, I'm ready to toot my own horn at the site of the sextastic Kelly Brook, but mine doesn't make any noise. Enjoy.
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READER FINDS: Blake Lively Sexy, Katherine Heigl Bare-Butt, Lucy Pinder Topless, and Much Much More…
Oh, yes, blessed Friday. The motherhead of all days. The end of the week when the bell on Hottieville town square's clock tower rings and all the citizens gather round for the group picnic of the sextastic known as Reader Finds, a potluck of the poon-tastic, a cornucopia of celebrity hotness, a buffet of the boobtastic. It's all been brought by, for, and about you.
This week's Reader Finds includes not one, but two classic Kelly Brook wicked hot pictorials, Blake Lively looking about as sextastic as she can when not on her own private cellphone, more more Lucy Pinder topless photos from her amazing shoot earlier this year, Emily Ratajkowski in some ridiculously hot lingerie pics, Seren Gibson topless playing with action figures, some hot innocence from AnnaSophia Robb, Eureka's Salli Richardson-Whitfield topless onscreen, Katherine Heigl bare-assed, and Lucy Collett, our fave ginger topless hottie doing what she does best. It's all good.