Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Offers Up Yet Another Day of Mesmerizing Cleavetastic

Yesterday was Kelly Brook showing off in bright orange, today, low cut black dress outside of the BBC offices to make sure everybody within ten Big Ben distances got a stiff peek at her flouncing boobtastic. If those Kelly Brook funbags aren't a British historical landmark, I'm not sure what would qualify.

We had the privilege of hosting Kelly Brook in her Spandex over the summer in Los Angeles. The backside frontside combo views in the warm weather were something spectacular. Presumably Kelly has returned home and I shall miss the memories of her mammaries up and down the local boulevards here. But, such is the life of the wandering ogler. Ours is but to lust far away. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Cleavetastically Orange in London

Well, hello, Kelly Brook ample and alluring bosom. Some people have conjectured that I actually have a pet name for each of Kelly's faptastic funbags, but that seems a bit crass and objectifying. Though if I were crass and objectifying, I'd go with Whoa and Daddy's Pillow.

Kelly is back from her summer in Los Angeles in London where she's giving the hometown peeps a peek at her ever epic twin powered cannons of lust in a cleavetastically low cut orange dress. Kelly always goes for bright colors in the summer sunshine when her mams are in full gloating position. She really should be marked on dynamic tourist maps of London so you can find her spectacular udders when you visit the city. I'm certainly going there before Big Ben. Whoa, Daddy's Pillow, I'm coming soon. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Busty Bodacious Boobnes Grainy But In Your Face Goodness

I don't care how poor the conditions or how great the distance, I can spot Kelly Brook and her mams a'plenty from halfway across the globe with my naked eye. I'd prefer being close up and Kelly being naked, but you get what you get and you don't complain. My mom taught me that. Granted, she didn't look like Kelly Brook, bless her heart. Though in my dreams Kelly Brook does do some serious nurturing work with me while I'm in a onesie.

Kelly Brook was out at a party for the Celebrity Big Brother House something or other. Her boyfriend Muscle Head is in the House I think. I'm sure it's a nice consolation to be kicked out of the stupid reality show house to find Kelly Brook and her massive yams of gold waiting for you in a tight sweater. Lucky bastard. Those are my nursing teats! Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Is All Booty And Cleavage in LA

English model and sexy beast Kelly Brook looked effing amazing in her tight workout clothes in Los Angeles. Kelly was on her way to the gym when the photog spotted her ginormous ta-tas bouncing down the street. You know you've got a crazy huge rack when normal clothes can no longer contain them. She's about to tear through that shirt Incredible Hulk style. The other thing you notice about this outfit is how absurdly awe inspiring her booty looks in her tight workout pants. Kelly is my kind of gal. I like a woman with shapely thighs and butt. Maybe it's the Latin man in me, but I wouldn't know what to do with one of these girls with no junk in the trunk. As the great philosopher Sir Mix-A-Lot once said, "I like big butts. I cannot lie".

If working for this site has taught me anything over the years is that I really need to find whatever gym all these hot models and actresses got to and get a membership. I can halfheartedly do the elliptical machine if it means I can see hot women in workout clothes.

Kelly Brook Superb Tight Stretch Pants for the Booty Side and Camel Toe Peeping Win

Kelly Brook continues to invade both Los Angeles and my thoughts as she struts about daily in various and sundry super tight stretch pants barely containing her ample booty, and in some cases, flashing signs of the toe of the luscious camel in the front. Oh, yes, it's quite obvious to see Kelly's lady parts are in full working and receptive order. Complete with post workout sweat. I'd say that's just about the perfect picture.

I knew Kelly Brook was in my neighborhood long before I read about it anywhere. My Spidey-senses tingle at the proximity of her two hands full scoops of bodacious booty. The fact she's flaunting her asstastic within a few clicks of my location has my hands fluttering and barely able to type. Maybe it's lust, maybe it's gravity, but something is definitely tugging at not my heart strings. Kelly, keep up the fine work. And stretch pants, bless you once more. Enjoy.

Karolina Kurkova Bare Bottom, Kelly Brook Big Bosom, and Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures Signal a Strong Week of Sextastic Ahead

Maybe it's just being in the heart of summer, maybe it's winning some cash on Germany taking the World Cup, but I'm feeling very optimistic for this coming week in the particular area of sextastic celebrity. Just look what happened over the weekend and you'll see the basis for my optimism. Karolina Kurkova had her skirt blown up in Italy and she was either wearing a G-string or nothing at all, Kelly Brook smooshed her boobs up so fluffy there's no way any guys got any real work in at her gym, and Jessica Alba decided it was time for a bikini vacation down Mexico way and, well, you'll see much more of that a little later today.

I'm a glass is half full kind of guy. With so many hot women showing so much skin these days, if you're glass is half-empty, you're just not opening your eyes wide enough to the wonderful wide world of ridiculously alluring women. Make this your best week of ogling ever. You're extremities will thank you later. Enjoy the week ahead.

Oh To Have Kelly Brook Junk In My Trunk

Kelly Brook is pretty much taunting me at this point. I hate to personalize things, but Kelly walking about my hood in her Spandex stretch pants pulled up tight over her outrageously two-hands-full booty is just downright sinister. Sure, she walks away from me too fast to ever get a great glimpse of her frontal beauty and sweet curvy treats, but those lovely large lady cans are always right there in my line of sight. Kelly Brook, you are killing me.

I know with our nation currently under siege from more pressing immigration matters, I probably won't get much attention to my request to personally detain Kelly and ask the Brit what her business is here in Los Angeles and if she understands what I mean when I say I can make all her Visa problems go away with a quick game of hide the kidney pie. I would do this for the good of our nation. And my desperate to be near Kelly reproductive organs. Why not serve both. Enjoy.