Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Asstastic Cheek Peek in L.A.

I don’t know what you call this outfit Kelly Brook is tooting about L.A. in, but I call it a little slice of heaven. Or a little sneak peek of her other worldly booty cheeks which have given so much tingly good feelings to so many people for so long now. We probably out to give them a medal. I know I’d like to be the one who pins it on Kelly’s derriere.

Having now relocated to warm sunny L.A., no offense London, you have nice museums, we’ve had the chance to see more and more of Kelly Brook skin in public than ever before. There’s no sweaters and coverup clothing in L.A. nine months out of the year. You workout and you flaunt it, daily. Including some all too short loose bottoms that flash some inches of your sextastic curvy bottom. Just knowing those round mounds of faptastic are in my local environs is giving me the chills. I think I need to unfog my binoculars, if you know what I’m saying. Enjoy.

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Lily Allen Vs Kelly Brook! British Babes Battle Bare Midriffs While In LA

British hotties Lily Allen and Kelly Brook decided to bare their sexy mid-riffs while hanging out in LA. Winter is over and all of the sexy ladies that have been hibernating all winter are starting to show off some skin. Kelly is a little more curvy than Lily but her stomach is still nice and tight. She’s got that nice hourglass thing going where she’s got nice ta-tas on top and shapely hips on the bottom with a nice cinched waist. Lily is classically more thin and her tummy is nice and taught.

I’ve always had a secret crush on Lily Allen since back in the early 2000s. I was a little disturbed when I found out that her brother Alfie plays Theon Greyjoy in Game of Thrones. Just because I wouldn’t normally want to bang anything that came from that dude’s family tree, but what are you going to do?

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Kelly Brook Lingerie Shopping at the Mall With Hot Friend and Even Hotter Legs

I am fully excited that Kelly Brook is now living at least part of the year in Los Angeles thanks to her sitcom role on the new Ellen produced show that may or may not stick around. I’m even more excited than Kelly has decided to take her friends shopping for lingerie at our local malls whilst adapting to the warm climate by means of short shorts. Overall, just plain color me excited.

If there’s one thing I’ve noticed about talent exchanges between the Brits and the Americans it’s that we tend to send our more angry, annoying, or non-lucid members of society over there, and in return we tend to get the hot models and thespianics. It seems like a very fair trade. Perhaps good karma for Lend Lease all those years ago. I guess that I’m trying to say is, thanks, England. Kelly Brook in her newly worked out body and curves was a really nice gift. We’ll send her back one day when we no longer drool following her on her Victoria’s Secret shopping trips. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Is Getting Fit

English professional hot person Kelly Brook was spotted in steamy workout clothes on her way to the gym. There is a lot of stuff in these pics that me likey a lot. First of all, there is Kelly’s ample funbags which can barely be constrained by the mere cloth of her sportsbra. Her chi chis are my favorite kind of chi chis: huge. As if that weren’t enough, her tiny shorts are super tight and they show off and accentuate her killer thumper. I wouldn’t mind working on those glutes, if you get my meaning. She’s also flashing quite a toned and tight bare mid-riff that you could bounce quarters off of. Round it all off with a killer set of stems and you remember why she’s a famous model.

Namely, she’s got all the right parts in all the right places. Let’s just say that the good Lord spent a little extra time putting her together than all of our collective ex-girlfriends.

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Kelly Brook Legs Will Break Me

As wonderful as Kelly Brook has been to the male libido this past decade, I do believe she’s only now peaking in terms of her sextastic allure. I don’t know if it’s the hotness that comes with a few veteran years of making men into mush, or the fact she’s been working out like nobody’s business (but mine) to get in TV camera shape for her new Ellen produced sitcom, but Kelly is looking more luscious and attractive than ever. That’s just my opinion. It’s not the only opinion that matters, just the one most important to me, and Kelly naturally who will certainly swoon when she hears my compliment.

The curvaceous British model and occasional thespianic is now pedaling and preening about Los Angeles and the warm weather in various leg and body revealing outfits, because, well, she’s got legs and a body that needs revealing. I’m sure England is sorry to lose her, but they must feel some pleasure in knowing she’s in a far far warmer place that allows for such outfits even in the waning days of winter. It’s a lend-lease reversal of the most glorious kind. Damn, those legs. I’d bet everything I’ve ever owned that they lead somewhere even nicer. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Bootyful Bottom and Maybe a Little Toe in Stretch Pants

Oh, blessed stretch pants. How much appreciation you deserve, but unfortunately mostly only receive praise in women’s magazines talk about dressing comfortably throughout the day. Nay, you may be comfortable to wear, you are more than straining on the gentleman oglers who gaze upon your fabric stretched to the fare-thee-well over the curvaceous asstastic of Kelly Brook. So tight across her perfectly squeezable bum that you may very well be revealing some of her lovely cleft on the anterior. Absolutely delightful.

Kelly Brook has been hitting the gym hard and fast since landing her role in Ellen’s new sitcom about modern day families or something like that which will make it harder for me to watch since I have to to see Kelly Brook in the role of sexpot. Kelly’s clearly shaved a little off her sides while still maintaining that alluring sense of full-bodied woman that has made her the queen of daydreams the world over. Next time, let’s try even snugger stretch pants, Kelly. How tight can you take? I can go deeper. Enjoy.

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Kelly Brook Shows Off Curves In A Tiny Tank Top And Tight Jeans

The lovely Kelly Brook was a model of curvaceous sexiness in a small tank top and tight jeans combo. The plunging neckline on her shirt gave us a bird’s eye view of her mighty cleav. Needless to say that Kelly has got some pretty righteous boobage. They give her the top part of an hourglass shape that all the boys come drooling for. But it is perhaps the splendid booty shown off in her tight jeans that I most like. I’m a boob man, myself but I do appreciate a nice curvy but taught butt. Kelly has both and has a nice face. There is nothing worse than a girl with a bitchin body, (as an 80′s surfer might say), and a messed up grille. But Kelly doesn’t have to worry about that, nope not one bit.

I really need to move somewhere where women are still dressing like this. It’s four degrees here in New York and women are wearing eight layers of clothes. Oh how I long for Spring.

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