Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Cleavy Hotness Has Been Missed

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 12:56 pm

Kelly Brook Cleavy in Lace at Lorraine High Street Fashion Awards in London

View the Gallery / 10 Photos »

Kelly Brook has kind of been laying low as of late, as least as far as our prurient wandering eyes can tell. So we were not going to miss out on sharing when we spotted Kelly looking all kinds of hot at some fashion show awards in London we couldn't possibly care much about. It's Kelly we want, all over, all day, and in all ways that would get us arrested in many Fundamentalists nations.

Kelly Brook, the next time we meet, let it be in far more private and less-dressed circumstances. This I pray. Enjoy.

OUR LAST GREAT KELLY BROOK SIGHTING WAS UP HER SKIRT

Kelly Brook Upskirt in a Tight Dress in London

11 Photos »

READER FINDS: Kelly Brook Classic Hotness, Penelope Cruz Topless, Sara Chalke In Her Bra and Panties and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | April 26, 2013 @ 11:27 am

Click to See Uncensored

View 87 All-Stars Photos »

Gather round the table, young and old, for it's time for another edition of Reader Finds, our communal pot of sextastic stew made by and for our illustrious web site readers who science has proclaimed the most educated readers of any celebrity site on the Internet. It's true, it's true. You're also clearly the most giving. So give yourself something nice today, you deserve it.

This week's Reader Finds includes Kelly Brook bikini madness from way back when (thank you to EgoReader 'Darling'), model Camille Rowe topless in a French movie (bon soir 'Teller'), Rhona Mitra topless in Hollow Man (a tip of the caps for caps by 'Eddie'), Penelope Cruz topless on the silver screen (blessed be 'Magnus'), Maggie Gyllenhaal full frontal goodness (courtesy of 'Steve B.'), Lucy Collett striptease hotness ('Argon' knows my weak spot for Lucy), Vanessa Broze topless in Devil Seed (dropped on our doorstep by 'Bodie'), Aida Yespica in a see-through top (muchas gracias para 'Allan'), Patricia Arquette topless in Lost Highway (by way of 'Elle'), Maripily Rivera bikini body awesome (thank you shoutouts to 'Dave'), Selena Gomez in a see-through top (kudos to 'Darren'), Halszka Kuza topless in House of Lies (blessings to 'Ori'), French TV reporter Melissa Theuriau topless and bikinis on the beach (merci, 'Jean-Yves'), and Sarah Chalke in bra and panties on her new ABC show (high-five yourself 'Chico'). Quite a bevy of beautiful celebrity skin this week. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Curvy Fine and Wonderful for FHM

By Bill Swift | April 24, 2013 @ 9:06 am

Kelly Brook Gets Sexy for FHM Turkey April 2013

View the Gallery / 7 Photos »

Even just hearing the name Kelly Brook gives me tingles up and down my central nervous system, like a child's awakening on Christmas morning the moment before they race into a room full of toys. I suppose it's because I do so adore the toys on Kelly Brook. Such round and bouncy fun time distractions.

Featured in the current edition of FHM Turkey, Kelly shows exactly how hot a curvaceous woman can appear in form fitting clothing, at least when the form is damn near perfect to begin with. Kelly Brook makes me want to have more fingers. And use them to light even more candles in prayer of ever getting fifteen minutes alone with her to use those extra digits for a much more incendiary purpose. Enjoy.

IT'S ALMOST SUMMER TIME WHICH MEANS MORE KELLY BROOK ON A BIKE

Kelly Brook Gives Her Bike a Ride to Promote Sky Ride

9 Photos »

Kelly Brook’s New Look Is Her Continuing Hot Look

By Bill Swift | March 27, 2013 @ 12:20 pm

Kelly Brook Sexy New Look Photoshoot March 2013

View the Gallery / 6 Photos »

Kelly Brook can do no wrong in my book. I could see Kelly coming out of a bank with a gun and police chasing after her and I'd open the getaway car door for her and ask her if she wasn't in jail later if maybe she wanted to grab some pints and watch the telly (I'm working on my British). And now that Kelly is pimping her own line of clothes through New Look, we get a regular and routine chance to see the curvy model and occasional actress decked out in her own fine-fitting fashion forms, showing off that naughty-thoughts generating body of hers.

I can't imagine a time when I will ever tire of imagining running the tip of my finger over every curve on Kelly's body. Or a time when I can stop pretending that by finger I mean finger. Enjoy.

WHEN KELLY COMES OUT IN SHORT SKIRTS, WE HAVE A LITTLE SPELL

Kelly Brook is Flirty in a Short Red Skirt in London

9 Photos »

Kelly Brook See-Through Top and Short Skirt Might Be the Death of Us

By Bill Swift | March 13, 2013 @ 1:34 pm

Kelly Brook in a See-Through Top and Short Skirt in London

View the Gallery / 10 Photos »

We do so lust all things Kelly Brook and curvaceous, to the point that when Kelly left her house in a bra-revealing top and a short little skirt over her world-class dumper, well, let's just say these are one of those times we laugh back at people who make fun of our linoleum floors.

Kelly Brook may or may not be single again, I think she got back together with the British player she broke it off with. It hurts my heart too much to think about. But what soothes my savage soul is the sight of Kelly in a flirtatious little outfit. Gets the old gears a'shifting in the libido section of the brain. Kelly, please call me. I don't see where you might be hiding a cell phone, so borrow one, and ring me. Enjoy.

KELLY'S SOFT FUZZY SWEATERS REALLY ARE TOO MAGICAL TO TOUCH

Kelly Brook Sweater Chesty Hotness in Capri

7 Photos »

Kelly Brook Upskirt Peek a Natural Result of a Short Dress on a Hot Woman

By Bill Swift | February 28, 2013 @ 9:43 am

View the Gallery / 11 Photos »

We do so love the curvaceous Kelly Brook. How she keeps it all packed into a short tight dress, we're not quite sure, but we know she couldn't keep it all packed in visually speaking as she slid back into the seat of her car on a night out in London, revealing a pantyhose peek up her dress that wasn't all we have prayed for, but certainly more than we expected when we awoke this morning.

All things Kelly Brook are curvy and delicious, and you can include what lies beyond her nylons as well. Someday, we shall see, inspect, and if karma truly exists, experience the goodness of her womanhood. But, for now, we'll just peek up her dress like the naughty oglers that we are. Enjoy.

WHEN KELLY BROOK GOES SHORT DRESS, WE GET LONGER

17 Photos »

Kelly Brook Bikini Photos Continue to Bounce in from Miami

By Bill Swift | February 5, 2013 @ 8:20 am

Kelly Brook Shows Off Her Bikini Body in a Miami Hotel

View the Gallery / 13 Photos »

Oh, our belusted bodacious and bonafide boner inducing Kelly Brook favors us ogling gentlemen (and curvy bodied loving ladies) with another bountiful harvest of her sweet, full-bodied goodness in various bikinis in Miami, where Kelly is filming a series of catalog shoots for New Look.

Just when we thought the Miami winter season had expended itself in terms of glorious bikini body visuals, along comes Kelly Brook in February to prove that sometimes the icing on the cake is the very first finest bit to devour. Or, in this case, some very sugar coated big bits.

Oh, Kelly, if I only had a block of marble handy sculpt your figure for my third floor mini-balcony. I'd lay ripe fruits at your pedestal daily, or, you know, other similar offerings. Enjoy.