Egotastic
Once again, it takes a super curvaceous hottie to remind us that not everything about the world of fashion is loathsome and boring.
Kelly Brook put on quite the breastacular show last night at the London Fashion Awards, proving once again that women get hotter when they eat like a normal person, as the cute but waifish models about Kelly had to step aside as her buxom curves made their way across their award show and stole all of the thunder.
In my dreams, Kelly Brook is a nurse, a caring kind and sponge-bathing nurse whose loofa rubs make all the pain leave the body, you know, except for one part where there is temporary suffering. But it's a dream, so that eventually gets the loofa as well. Enjoy.
Kelly Brook New Look Lingerie Is a Fresh View of Heaven
Winter may be the cruelest season (and I'm not sure why it's ever been called that as sexual-contact to save lives during snowed-in powerless winter cabin moments have been far and away my most successful getting-some action plan in my life), but it also means new lingerie catalogs, and it means more luscious curvy Kelly Brook for hew New Look Winter 2012 photoshoot.
Now, we may feature Victoria's Secret on here more than most other lingerie lines, but if you want to know our secret, it's that we truly dig seeing women with a little bodacious body in silky underthings to pretty much everything else under the sun. What Kelly Brook can bring to lingerie is something that can't be put into words, more like a little gasp of air barely coming through your clenched teeth as you mumble a syllable that sounds like 'yum'. Enjoy.
KELLY BROOK, SHORT SKIRT, OUR DAY IS TRULY MADE