Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook Upskirt Knickers Flashing on Venice Beach Bike Ride

I'm fairly certain if you wear a short summer dress on a beach front bike ride, you know your panties are going to be spotted by gentleman oglers such as myself. Kelly Brook has been a big part of promoting bike riding in London summers, so I know she's an experienced urban biker. This flirty dress panties peek is obviously staged so she can tantalize me with the view of her colorful pretty panties beneath. Okay, it's for me, but you can look too.

The British brunette bombshell has been in Los Angeles for some time now and showing off her front side and bottom side goodness on various trips to the gym with her stupid muscle head boyfriend. Now, we finally get a sweet peek at her panties as the curvaceous wonder rode her bike in a short dress along the boardwalk in Venice Beach. Quite a nice addition to our already fairly stocked beach landscape here in Los Angeles. Kelly, I know what you're doing and I want you to know it's working. Yes, I will be your date to the end of summer soiree. Nobody puts baby in the corner, not when I'm around. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Booty! Um, Sorry, I Got Over Excited

You never know what you'll find when you're just walking the streets. I think there was a Sesame Street video about that very theme when I was a kid. Although I never imagined as a kid I would ever come across as glorious as sight as Kelly Brook and her luscious behind in a tight fitting pair of stretch pants. I don't even need to see the face, my eyeballs have such a powerful arse-recognition system based upon years and years of ogling. I wish I was eighteen again so I could put that skill on a college application and maybe fare a little a better.

Kelly Brook has been spending a good deal of time in Los Angeles these days. When she's not with her muscle-bound gorilla of a boyfriend (please don't tell him I said that) she's a sight for truly sore eyes and other body parts. She does try to cover up a bit when she hits the gym, but you can't cover up that bodacious booty. Well, especially not in a tight pair of stretch pants. Bless you stretch pants. And bless you Kelly Brook. You've made a simple man so happy today. Enjoy. 

Ariana Grande Cleavage, Kelly Brook and Miley Cyrus Almost Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The social media skin reveals almost happen faster than I can keep my neck from creaking out of control. Whoosh. There goes another one. The girls are taking the jobs away from the paparazzi, saying, you might get a shot of me out in the streets, but here I am in my bedroom wearing even less, so, there, take that. And, boy, do I take that. Just weave through today's weekly highlight of the best of social media celebrity skin.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka in a cleavy swimsuit, Jen Selter perfect bodacious booty, Miley Cyrus barely covering her funbags, Kelly Brook even more barely covering her super plump yams, Ariana Grande showing off sweet cleave, Renee Olstead beach racktastic, Pia Mia Perez bikini show, McKayla Maroney in tight tights, and much more. You owe it to the summer solstice to check out each and every one of these crazy hot candid shares. Enjoy.

Sneak Peek at Kelly Brook 2015 Lingerie Calendar Shoot

It's hard to imagine, but, yes, shoots for the 2015 calendars have already begun. Thanks to EgoReader 'Logic' for this bit of visual wonderment, a sneaky peek at one of the hot lingerie poses Kelly Brook is bodily performing for her 2015 calendar yet to come. You know how much I dig the wall calendars and Kelly Brook annually puts out one of the most memorable, even if not unclothed. By the looks of this simple, but lust inducing sample, it looks like 2015 will be no different than those of the past almost decade now. Wow, Kelly, you are simply amazing.

We still have seven months to go in 2014, but now we already have something to look forward to in 2015. That's kind of magical really. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bra and Panties, Xenia Deli Booty, Jen Selter Worked Out Thumper Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Despite the Scout Willis protest against Instagram for prohibiting beautiful female lady parts, social media remains quite alive and well and full of faptastic wonderments shared by the celebrities themselves. Hot bikinis, exercised booties, cleavage shots, panties shots, yoga posing, it's all there. It's like being invited into the sorority house and handed a pair of binoculars and told you can hang out for the day. Okay, it's not that awesome, but it certainly is close, and you don't have to hear any songs.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Gisele Bundchen yoga posing , Vanessa Hudgens bikini goodness, Xenia Deli showing off her worked out bottom, Kelly Brook posing in shiny bra and panties, Jen Selter with one wicked hot body, Fox News babe Diana Falzone flashing serious cleavage, Michelle Rodriguez bikini, LeAnn Rimes two piece booty show off, and much much more. You owe it to the unfortunate people who live in the Italian town where Kim and Kanye exchanged vows of fidelity to check out each and every one of these red hot candid social media shares this week. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bouncy Flouncy in the Cosmo Body Issue

I'm not really sure what the Cosmo Body Issue is, but I'm ready to embrace it one-hundred percent. More precisely, I'm ready to embrace Kelly Brook embracing her boobtastic bodacious self within the pages of the magazine modeling what appears to be one of her signature line of bikinis for the healthy bosomed woman. And Kelly Brook is nothing is not healthy bosomed.

I've longed to nibble on Kelly's ear lobes since as long as, well, as long as I've been using ear lobes as a euphemism for other more fun body parts on a lady. It's a combination of that killer smile and those wicked funbags, with an emphasis on the latter, that always keeps me yearning for Kelly. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bikini Pimping Her Hot Body in Two Pieces of Self-Designed Goodness

I'm trying to asses if my feelings of passion for Kelly Brook are heightened by her designing her own line of bikini swimwear she's modeling for New Look. I don't typically have feelings one way or another for anything fashion, but I am imagining how many times Kelly tried on samples in the mirror to see if her outragrously curvaceous female form fit ever so snugly and barely into the bikinis. Oh, to be a fly on her sugar walls.

Kelly Brook is one of my all-time favorite lady lovable sextastic celebrities. She always seems to have the perfect smile to match her killer soft curves. Her boobtastic alone makes her a winner in my book of deviant thoughts, the idea that she's designing bikini tops to temporarily cover her chest muffins sort of heightens the tease. Though this could merely be a case of me kissing Kelly's ass so she'll finally agree to meet. I'm searching my soul for honesty these days. Enjoy.