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Kelly Brook Stuns In Busty Red Dress

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aldo-vallon - December 11, 2017

 It is my firm belief that Kelly Brook's curves are totally wasted by being located on her body. They should be on a motocross track, or a ski mountain. how many people are going to get to enjoy those slopes on her body? One hundred, two hundred? Well, thousands would be able to enjoy going down Mount Brook, that I can tell you. I in no way meant for that to come off as dirty as it ended up sounding.

I am beginning to think I have a disability. Everything I say ends up coming out in the worst way possible. It is like the worst form of Tourette's one can have. I try to make a simple comment on the state of Kelly's curves and end up referencing oral. Why could I not just have the cool form of Tourette's where I end up cursing at inopportune times. I do that as it is, I would appreciate having an excuse for that behavior as well. I know from experience that it is not looked upon kindly to curse during a wedding toast. 

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