Katy Perry

Katy Perry, Selena Gomez, and Victoria Justice Form a Trifecta of Hotness at Katy’s Film Premiere

Not since Justin Bieber's Never Say Never have I been so truly excited to see a film as Katy Cocktease in her concert doc, Katy Perry: You Still Can't See My Tits in 3D. When I think of all the wonderful insight into one of the world's greatest cockteases, going behind the superficial Katy to get really involved with the even more superficial Katy, then you throw in all the divine music, I'm camping out now.

Snapping back to reality, there was one benefit of the Katy Cocktease film premiere, that being the stroll of the hotties along the movie premiere red carpet, which allowed us to see not only Katy, who admittedly looked rather fine, but long time hardcore objects d' lust Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice, together once more. Now that is like a teenaged dream come true. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Doubles Down on Cleavetastic Cockteasery in Long Night in Hollywood

We've been following the career and almost-all-skin-show of Katy Cocktease for several years now, in great scientific and anatomical detail, enough to note that Katy took another great leap forward in tantalization last night in Hollywood as she performed a concert on Hollywood Boulevard and then hit an after party at Chateau Marmont, all in promotion of the premiere of her film, Katy Perry: You Still Can't See My Tits in 3D.

And the cleavage was out in full force, both for the silly costume musical performance and even more so outside the Hollywood nightspot, where Katy Cocktease once again proved to women everywhere that you don't have to flash your bare boobtastic to be well-liked, you just have to flash nearly almost all of it, and some booty and bare-midriff and legs and other parts as well. Way to take a stand for what you believe in, Katy.

Let's be honest, if Katy Perry weren't so damn hot, none of this would bother us so much. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Goes Retro Flapper Cocktease for MOCA Event

If there's one thing that the Katy Cocktease publicity team wants you to know, it's that she's madly in love with some new dude from a band and she's banging the be-jesus out of him. Or maybe he's banging the be-jesus out of her, since she is a rightly-raised woman. In either case, they want you to know that she's not been devastated by her breakup and divorce from Russell Brand, who, for the record, is she-banging his way across the yoga pants universe.

What clearly hasn't changed with Katy Cocktease is her refusal to flash the last 10% of her bodily skin she hasn't show on stage yet to sell tickets, that glorious bit of funbaggery bare and fine and what makes us tune into her catchy jingle music in any regard. Not that we expected Katy to flash her sweet melons at at Museum of Contemporary Art event last night (but, it would  be nice). Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen Sideboob, Sara Jean Underwood Topless, Eva Mendes Crazy Sexy and Much Much More…

 

All hail Friday. I stand not alone in my love of the last of the weekdays, the day before the day I get my worst hangover of the week, and that's saying something. A five-day journey through the sextastic, culminating in our big stew of skin we like to call Reader Finds, where we literally let it all hang out.

This week's Reader Finds includes the bodacious boobtastic likes of Taylor Momsen with some on-stage sideboob, Sara Jean Underwood stills without clothing, Eva Mendes in a single, super crazy sexy photo, model Saskia De Brauw nekkid on camera, Michelle Bombshell McGeee equally nekkid in a few tasteless caps from her sex tape, Odette Yustman onscreen camel toe, Aubrey O'Day nipple slip in a bikini, Katy Cocktease in a cleavy photoshoot, model Sara Stephens in some wicked almost not there lingerie, and brunette hotite Lindsey Strutt in a sweet hot topless photoshoot. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Sings Ode to Facebook to Promote Her New 3D Movie (VIDEO)

Katy Perry Wide Awake
Katy Perry Loves Facebook!

The day when singers and so-called music artists have run out of things to croon about has finally come. Katy Perry is done singing about aliens, teenage dreams, and last Friday night, because everyone's favorite cocktease is now singing about Facebook!

Katy dropped her new single, Wide Awake, at the Billboard Music Awards last Sunday. She subsequently released a lyric video for the song, which you can watch in rapture above, that highlights her own career set to Facebook's Timeline profile.

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The Boobtastic Billboard Awards, Short on Taste, Long on Cleavage

Who is anyone to judge popular music? I mean, it's called popular music because it's popular it's not called the 'amazing music' category, in which case, one could argue that the overproduced, monotonous, auto-tuned, simplistically arranged, auditory assault that is much of popular music is anything but amazing, unless you're 12, a girl, and you think LOL is an actual verb. Nevertheless, pop music always has brought out the hotties, which forces even grown men to pay attention to the good vibrations emanating from last night's Billboard Music Awards in Vegas where a number of sweet boobtastic blinkering babes of music put on a decent show of skin while Justin Bieber cowered in his fur lined jacket in the corner and whimpered for the lady parts to go away.

And, none brought the boob shtick better than Miley Cyrus, who has been outright dominating the pop diva flashes and bares and all-around Pilates body hotness scene in her category of late. Continuing to dominate the competition, Miley donned what seemed to be a side boob baring jacket with nothing underneath, and no pants to boot. In an outfit that only the confident hotties feel confident in, and good for Miley for earning her way into that category. Of course, Kate Cocktease also looked rather boobtastic even if still under the weather from her personal life blues, along with Taylor Swift, the G-rated version of a very X-rated fantasy about Taylor I can't stop having, Brandy, who looked pretty damn hot, and Amber Rose, who always puts on a wonderful display of the chest puppies for the big occasions, and was in attendance because she's fellating some music star again these days, I can't remember which, but she looks good.

All in all, watchable, just not listenable. Enjoy.

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Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

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