You knew Miley Cyrus wasn’t going to close up her dog and pony show act before iHeart, the biggest pop music spectacular of the year in Las Vegas each September. She put on quite the noteworthy performance, including several key see-through costumes and her now customary tongue wagging and twerking. The kids ate it up, as did many a gentleman ogler.
Joining Miley on stage in the diva category were Katy Cocktease strutting her wares and Avril Lavigne doing some kind of Twisted Sister homage or something. It didn’t hurt that Ashley Greene showed up to announce and hang out in a loose bit of clothing. Life could be worse. Though it is hard to imagine worse music.
Here’s a bunch of the sextastic ladies who made it out to Vegas for the red carpet as well, including Our Lady of Maria Menounos, the Kardashians and Jenners, naturally, and Courtney Bingham:
Oh, Katy Cocktease, you are at the top of your game. The girl who’s made so much money using her body to sell records while never really showing her body continues her tantalizing boobtastic ways in her new Roar music video. I can’t possibly get into Katy’s music, because I’m not a girl within a year either way of her first menstrual cycle, but I am certainly going to ogle her conservatively wicked hot body.
Katy doesn’t play fair. We know this. But we must never accept this. For the sake of the children or something important sounding like that. Enjoy.
When I was half asleep last night and knocked up on sizzurp I brought you some of the visual highlights of the aural catastrophe that is the VMA awards. But I neglected to show you the bare-ass cheeks of Lady Gaga, a woman smart enough to understand that her compelling content lies mostly beneath her clothes, so a shocking exhibition of skin is an absolute must to draw attention. Especially on a night where Miley Cyrus is twerking away on Robin Thicke and fingering herself with a massive foam digit.
Katy Cocktease also showed up strong, performing what seemed to The Eye of the Tiger, but not, but she still managed to contain her impressive bosom behind a sports bra for nobody to see. Yet, she still looks ever amazing. As did Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande a few others at the evening’s mind raping musical event. Check them out. Enjoy.
You know I simply refuse to watch this show. MTV doesn’t even cover music anymore, but somehow they still run the pretense of being a voice for popular music and teenaged girls seem to still be buying it. Which means all the big names still need to show up big each year and the divas need their exhibition dues. That is where I pay attention. I care not for what the fashion and wardrobe and accessory set say about the gowns, but I do care to see some of our favorite sextastic celebrities gracing the red carpet of any big awards show.
Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Katy Cocktease, Miley Cyrus, Ciara, Rita Ora, Selena Gomez, and more.
Stay tuned as the red carpet photos from the 2013 Video Music Awards red carpet continue to roll in…
Oh, Katy Cocktease has found another way to get the men interested, in this case going below the belt to flash some seriously good looking legs in the new edition of Elle magazine. Granted, there may be a little post-production angelic effect going on in this photos, but there’s no denying that for all we mock Katy for her show-but-not-all wayward stance, she’s one alluring pop diva.
One day, Katy Perry will realize the errors of her ways, the mistake in thinking it’s okay to use your body to build a career, without ever showing her body in full and fine fashion. Until that day, we’ll revel in the delights we can and think loudly inside our own brains, ‘Dammit, Katy, show us your boobs already!’. Enjoy.
Grandpa Smurf is a wise one. At least, that’s how I recall his character from a few years back in betwixt a few hellacious bong rips. Even the elder Smurf knows it’s time for Katy Cocktease to stop smurfing around and let those smurfs see the sunlight. Sadly, Katy would not bow to Papa’s wishes, let alone ours of the past several years, and remained entirely smurfed up, though still definitely smurfing hot at the L.A. premiere of Smurfs 2.
Joining Katy in the mini-smurfastic parade for the craptastic kids film was Britney Spears, looking a bit cleavy in Smurf blue, and former Miss Puerto Rico Joyce Giraud, smurfing up a bit of smurfy sideboob, just so the kids in the audience could get a little glimpse of adulthood fun. All in all, it seemed like a smurfy occasion for a film that even with a gun to my head would be a 50-50 proposition to view. Enjoy.
Katy Cocktease is in the news today complaining about how Russell Brand was so super cold in breaking up their marriage. I’m supposing Russell probably has a different story to tell. I know with divorced couples it’s like one of those TV cops show mysteries where two people who witnessed the same event saw two completely different things.
What remains more undeniable about our favorite (or most stressful) cocktease celebrity is that she shows up big for big events and pictorials. Including her current spread in the new edition of Vogue magazine, definitely rated PG, but still, the pop diva shows the tools of why she is of great interest to all of you in the first place. She’s a very good looking woman. A very good looking woman who won’t show us her hooters, to be precise. Alas. Enjoy.