Egotastic
Katy Perry has never been happier. She's got another successful album of pop ditties out. She's soon to be engaged to John Mayer, which I suppose is many a girl's dream (why not me??). And she's a fine looking woman. But does all that contentment mean we're getting any closer to seeing Katy's fully bared yabbos in pictures? Now, you're just California Dreaming.
Katy covers the current W magazine, looking her usual lust-inducing semi-flashing self. The kind of allure that makes it all that much more difficult to think she will never share her bodacious gifts with the rest of the world, outside of making big dough off the tease. It all seems so unfair when I think about it completely selfishly. And how else to view the world but through that lens? Enjoy.
Katy Perry Bikini Top Cleavy Peeks from Hotel Balcony
As a word of advise, if you think you're hotel balcony in Miami is safe from our prying peeps, yeah, not so much. Not that Katy Cocktease was doing anything naughty on her balcony, though she was flashing her big cups in a bikini top we've been trying to capture for the past several days of her Miami Beach vacation.
As you know, Katy has made a point out of showing most, but never all, of her faptastic funbags. Just enough to make millions, not enough to to make millions of us happy. She does have one stellar body. And while Katy will use some convoluted personal morality chatter to explain her use of sexuality, but never nekkidness, in her professional career, all we can say is, Katy Cocktease, please show us your boobs! Enjoy.
WE FoCUS ON KATY's FRONTSIDE, BUT HER ARSE IS ALSO QUITE DELICIOUS