In this week’s edition of, Hey, Bill, Whatcha Watching, I truly reveal the inner sanctum of my soul by confessing to the fact that I love smoking hot women who likes to show off their bodies for fun, attention, pay, or any of the myriad of complicated reasons for which I promise not to ask follow ups. When a gorgeous woman starts taking off her clothes, don’t ask her why. Just look heavenward and say a little thanks or something. It’s all kind of theoretical to me.
This weekend I’ve been watching tons of cool short form bits of sextastic. Oh, Erika Mitdank teasing white hot in a white tank top, Sara Jean Underwood eating pizza, drinking Bud, and flashing underboob, Katy Perry shot up-butt in concert flashing tuchus suprema, Adriana Lima nipple slipping during a bikini shoot, Maria Menounos deep bends for her health and ours, Hilary Duff incredibly hot BTS, and Kimberley Garner BTS modeling her own swimwear bikini line. Heck, all that and I didn’t have to pay $100 to watch two sweaty guys jousting. Just the girls. Always, just the girls. Enjoy.
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Katy Cocktease put on her usual concert filled with colorful costumes and stagecraft in Barcelona, though we caught some more of Katy’s booty cheeks than normal, making this concert performance more than her typical tweeny bopper stage show. Katy used to do more revealing outfits, she’s backpedaling perhaps as her audience age drops even further, but there’s still no hiding the fact that she’s toting the body that we all want to see quite badly.
During some twirls and spins and bends we caught flashes of Katy’s derriere that will definitely be part of the random acts of nekkidness we ask Katy for in our letter asking her to also show us her funbags. After a half dozen years of constant teasing for the cash, it’s time Katy give a little back in the form of something other than just another catchy ditty. C’mon, Katy, we’re asking for five, maybe ten seconds of your time. We are ever so ready. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: INF
I’m not sure if popular music left me or I left popular music, it’s probably the latter, but major music award shows make me feel like I’m in middle school again making fun of some kid who’s listening to horrid music then I later learn he’s made out with the hottest girl in school and then I just feel confused. Damn those precocious boys who figured it all out so early. The Grammy Awards are primarily about the music beloved by young girls so it’s okay that it just seems like an awkward ballet to the rest of us. However, being the Grammy Awards, you know the best and the most boobtastic in the land of music and publicist driven celebrity were going to attend in full force looking fully decked out and faptastic. Indeed.
Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, and gaggles of other divas and famous ladies with impressive chests and slender dresses made their way onto the Grammy Red Carpet. I’m pretty sure this wasn’t a lineup of music artists students will be studying a hundred years from now, but I’m quite certain they’ll still be digging their pictures. Enjoy.
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No matter your football allegiance, Katy Perry‘s boobs were amazing. (TMZ)
Taylor Swift bikini booty! Yep, rare bikini pictures of the pop diva. (WWTDD)
The new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is pretty effing hot. (Huffington Post)
Paz de la Huerta and her boobs model for Vivienne Westwood. (Drunken Stepfather)
Nicole Meyer in a bikini makes me forget the indigestion I have from too many chicken wings. (Popoholic)
Abigail Ratchford in red lingerie. That is all. (The Superficial)
Charlotte McKinney‘s Carl’s Jr ad didn’t air on the East coast. Luckily, she tweeted this. (COED)
Fresh off her Super Bowl world class half time performance, why not celebrate with a little Katy Cocktease all dressed up with nowhere to go. Though I could certainly recommend a few places. My backdoor is open 24×7. I keep it unlocked just on the off chance Katy rolls in looking like a million damn boobtastic cleavetastic dollars as she does for this Billboard magazine photoshoot.
Katy has vexed us so much through the years. Another 100 million people saw her at the Super Bowl teasing with her mams, but only those of us who have been following Katy closely for years now have the right to scream out, ‘Kay, show us your funbags already!’. I know yelling is not the ideal solution, but it’s all I got. Just look at those fabulous busty Funions. Let them breathe, Katy, let them breathe. Enjoy.
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Fresh off the heels of complaining about lack of privacy in her bikini twerking yacht trip, Katy Cocktease did a little holler back of her own by wearing a see-through skirt to the Aria Awards in Australia. I have no idea what the Aria Awards are for, but if the category is Hottest Pop Star in See-Through Skirt Whose Funbags We Are Dying to See, well, I hope Katy had her acceptance speech ready.
As usual, Katy was adorned in proper undergarments keeping us from seeing anything beyond the tease level. Still, not many tease quite as expertly or perhaps more frustratingly as Katy. How we’ve managed to maintain interest in yelling at her to show us her fine melons for five years straight is probably a testament to her enduring underlying allure. Most guys give up on girls after, oh, about five minutes of trying. Katy has that special something something that keeps you coming back to bang your head against the wall over and over again. That’s pure raw sextastic power, my friends. Enjoy.
Well, here’s something I never expected to see. Katy Perry bikini fun time photos of all things twerking her booty on a yacht. Surely, there are numerous nuggets of Katy Cocktease bosomy bikini bottom goodness in these long range candid snaps. But those asstastic grinding dance moves really are the icing on the faptastic cake. Wow, Katy, I’m going to even let you off the hook for our typical communal plea for you to remove you top simply because your curvy thumper exhibition is just so stellar. Maybe I’m getting soft in my old age, though not at the very moment of ogling Katy Perry in her bikini.
Good things come to those who wait. I earnestly believe that. Even Katy Perry is apt to use her sweet sextastic body for public leering use from time to time, even if not entirely planned. Consider me a very happy man this morning. Katy, you must be one fun girl to give an aloe massage after a day in the sun. Our entire below deck cabin would reek of cactus and we would just laugh. Enjoy.