Katie Holmes

Weekend Links

By Jon | May 6, 2011 @ 11:20 am
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Vanessa Hudgens with clothes on, still pretty damn hot. (JustJared)

Geri Halliwell bikini body is effing hot! (Celebslam)

Katie Holmes shows some decent cleavage. (Celebuzz)

Selena Gomez and other caliente latinas. (Idolator)

A newer, hotter Olsen sister? (HuffPo)

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler get slutty. (PopEater)

Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere, show us your tats! (Ranker)

Demi Moore looking fine as always. (LaineyGossip)

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Katie Holmes Looks Hot and Happy in Summer Dress at Kennedys Premiere (What Gives?)

By Jon | March 29, 2011 @ 10:37 am
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A couple major hurdles had to be overcome to get to this moment, and, by this moment, I mean Katie Holmes looking happy and showing some skin in a little summer dress at the premiere party for The Kennedys. First, well, the Kennedy family, the closest the U.S. has to dysfunctional royals, apparently got the mini-series canned on The History Channel in the U.S., so it had to be finally moved to Reelz Channel (which I haven't heard of, but congrats on having the balls to not back down to the Kennedy Family). Second, Katie Holmes had to fake a burst appendix to help escape the all-seeing eye of Cruise to reach the Samuel Goldwyn theater in Beverly Hills and the red carpet, sans mom jeans (a.k.a. the Xenu Burqa). I shall lust Katie Holmes until the times beyond the arrival of the intergalactic transporters and the landing of the Titans, or the next five years or so, whichever comes first. Blessed day. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes, Simply Hot

By Jon | March 4, 2011 @ 9:04 am
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Just a little taste of Katie Holmes to brighten your final day of the workweek. It's hard to get much from the sextastically imprisoned starlet turned hot mom bound by the laws of Xenu to hide her heavenly body behind the criminal wall of modesty, but, we take what we can get with sexy Katie, including this Kamiseta photoshoot where the former Dawsonian shows the basic foundation of why I continue to keep her picture on my nightstand. Someday, you shall return to us, Katie Holmes, until then, we shall imagine the possibilities. Enjoy.

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READER FINDS: Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie Almost Kissing, Katie Holmes Near Nip Slip, Sarah Shahi Real Nip Slip, and Brooke Shields Bare Sideboob?

 
By Jon | February 4, 2011 @ 9:39 am
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Another week, another set of unique reader finds, some brand new, some archival, all right in my wheelhouse. Shoutout to Egotastic! superfan 'Antonio M.' for sending this recent twitpic of Community hottie actresses Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs getting it on, well, not quite, but, still, just enough to fuel my R.E.M. sleep cinema for a few weeks.

Big props to 'Chris K.' who has no problem shirking work to search the Internet for hot photos of our be-lusted and Xenu-manacled Katie Holmes, as in this amazing photograph of an almost Katie Holmes nip slip which only saddens us to think we may never see her boobtastic again.


Speaking of nipple slips and hot women, shoutout to Egotastic! diehard 'Ernie J.' for gifting us the gift of Sarah Shahi wardrobe malfunction and a view into the bare chestal region of this ridiculously hot actress.

Finally, and this one really could be a brilliant freeze-frame find, 'Cuenta D.' sent us a single frame from the 2005 powerhouse Tom Green film, Bob the Butler (no, you did not see it), where Brooke Shields appears to be letting loose a little bare sideboob. Could it be a comeback of the Shield's boob after a two decade absence? It seems so. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes and Gwyneth Paltrow Go Chest to Chest

By Jon | January 21, 2011 @ 10:05 am
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As you know, I love Katie Holmes, lust really combined with a sprinkle of sorrow for what the Flaming Titans of Boron have done to her unadulterated sextacity. The last few days have really been a boon in the sweet Katie department; she seems like she's on a jailbreak or something, dang, she's even smiling in these chesty candid photos snapped on the set of Jack and Jill.

Gwyneth Paltrow I love a little less. Never been a big Gwyneth fan. But, a sweet MILF body, I hold no partisan grudges against the celebrity women who keep their nice shape and flaunt it every now and then for the paparazzi. And much as I'd like to bag on Gwyneth and her Goopines, well, she's still looking good dining out fancy in London. Probably won't see much more of her on Egotastic!, but props are due when props appear. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes Looks Leg-o-Licious In Her Short Skirt Strut

By Jon | January 20, 2011 @ 11:41 am
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Condition Omega!

Which of the minders let Katie Holmes out in this leggy number? H-A-W-T. I really am hoping that this once young sextastic starlet, forced into mom jeans and baggy sweats by the power of Xenu, rediscovers and displays her MILFy fineries way more often. Katie Holmes has some legs that deserve their own cult following. Wow, somebody ought burn those mom jeans right about now. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes MILF Hotness Can’t Be Contained by The Minders

By Jon | January 11, 2011 @ 4:41 pm
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The volcanic Titans of Blastophere must be envious of the ultimate heat generated by temporarily freed Katie Holmes, whose sextastic shine can't be contained by Minders, let alone the closets full of mom-jeans woven by Tom in his secret underground laboratory and anti-fem research center. These sultry Katie Holmes pictures appearing in the February edition of Elle magazine are surely going to cost somebody at least fifty-eight life cycles on the Haggard Space Continuum Charts, or, in more common terms, going to give millions of Dawson Creek fans a major boner. Enjoy.

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