Okay, technically, these were from over the weekend, and the occasion really was husband Tom Cruise and his 49th birthday yesterday, but Katie Holmes in just a bikini top and bottom is a rare sighting these days indeed, and truly a sign of Katie independence. Now, I’m fully aware that Katie has not recovered the midsection post-MILFtastic transformation quite the same as some of our uber-hottie supermodels and actresses, but for those of you (and me) for whom the lust switch is forever set to the ON position in regard to Katie Holmes, just seeing her out of mom jeans and flannels creates fireworks in our pants (yeah, I went there on the 4th). Enjoy.
Guillermo Del Toro’s Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark premiere at the L.A. film festival was important enough to drive our veteran hottie Katie Holmes out of her mom jeans and into a sexy, revealing (for her) dress, and, thank you Billy Del Toro for that wonderful ruse. It seems as if Katie Holmes is flashing all sorts of Xenu-offending outfits these days and I couldn’t be happier. Revealing outfits means more time in the gym re-perfecting the Creek body, maybe even some memorable wardrobe malfunctions to come. Katie Holmes looked hot over the weekend at this L.A. film festival; I’m sensing even more greatness is on its way. Enjoy.
After shaking the Minders on her tail, Katie Holmes was able to get herself with daughter for a few hours of beach time in Miami where the MILF hottie went super risque in just a bikini top and shorts as she frolicked through the surf and sand, providing us with some reminiscing type shots of the sweet brunette. Now, some may comment on how Katie Holmes ain’t what she used to be, but what she used to be was amazing, and the sextastic never truly fades, it’s power is strong. I still see it in Katie, especially when she violates four of the seven doctrines of Xenu with the baring of the flesh and a glimpse of the boobtastic. Enjoy.
You know we love women in film, in fact, it’s kind of our undying passion. So when they actually hold an award show for women in film, we’re going to be all eyes double peeled, in this case, finding Julie Benz and Brittany Snow leading our list of hotties at the Lucy and Crystal Women in Film Awards last night. Also representing the fairer sex to a fare-thee-well, Katie Holmes, escaped for the evening, Rose McGowan, our firecracker lust, and Sarah Shahi, who has had more hot makeout sessions with other women than, well, even me (if that number be greater than two). Enjoy.
Wow, Katie Holmes looking all pokey and sexy and splashy and wet in a lycra swimsuit in the pool — Xenu himself mind become engorged at this visual display of startling promiscuity. With the restrained, but still very much sextastic Katie Holmes these days, it’s a veritable catch-as-catch-can for the paparazzi, digging and praying that they might capture the former Dawson’s Creek star out of her mom jeans and flannel shirts. These Katie Holmes swimsuit pictures, flashing hints of body parts and nipple pokes not seen for ages on Katie, well, it’s as if the Fighters of the 37th Dimension have time warped to the Seas of Cratian and launched their Beltoronic Rays, if you know what I’m saying. This is big time! Enjoy.
Vanessa Hudgens with clothes on, still pretty damn hot. (JustJared)
Geri Halliwell bikini body is effing hot! (Celebslam)
Katie Holmes shows some decent cleavage. (Celebuzz)
Selena Gomez and other caliente latinas. (Idolator)
A newer, hotter Olsen sister? (HuffPo)
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler get slutty. (PopEater)
Megan Fox and Hayden Panettiere, show us your tats! (Ranker)
Demi Moore looking fine as always. (LaineyGossip)
A couple major hurdles had to be overcome to get to this moment, and, by this moment, I mean Katie Holmes looking happy and showing some skin in a little summer dress at the premiere party for The Kennedys. First, well, the Kennedy family, the closest the U.S. has to dysfunctional royals, apparently got the mini-series canned on The History Channel in the U.S., so it had to be finally moved to Reelz Channel (which I haven’t heard of, but congrats on having the balls to not back down to the Kennedy Family). Second, Katie Holmes had to fake a burst appendix to help escape the all-seeing eye of Cruise to reach the Samuel Goldwyn theater in Beverly Hills and the red carpet, sans mom jeans (a.k.a. the Xenu Burqa). I shall lust Katie Holmes until the times beyond the arrival of the intergalactic transporters and the landing of the Titans, or the next five years or so, whichever comes first. Blessed day. Enjoy.