Katie Holmes MILF Hotness Can’t Be Contained by The Minders

The volcanic Titans of Blastophere must be envious of the ultimate heat generated by temporarily freed Katie Holmes, whose sextastic shine can't be contained by Minders, let alone the closets full of mom-jeans woven by Tom in his secret underground laboratory and anti-fem research center. These sultry Katie Holmes pictures appearing in the February edition of Elle magazine are surely going to cost somebody at least fifty-eight life cycles on the Haggard Space Continuum Charts, or, in more common terms, going to give millions of Dawson Creek fans a major boner. Enjoy.