bill-swift - March 30, 2011
A couple major hurdles had to be overcome to get to this moment, and, by this moment, I mean Katie Holmes looking happy and showing some skin in a little summer dress at the premiere party for The Kennedys. First, well, the Kennedy family, the closest the U.S. has to dysfunctional royals, apparently got the mini-series canned on The History Channel in the U.S., so it had to be finally moved to Reelz Channel (which I haven't heard of, but congrats on having the balls to not back down to the Kennedy Family). Second, Katie Holmes had to fake a burst appendix to help escape the all-seeing eye of Cruise to reach the Samuel Goldwyn theater in Beverly Hills and the red carpet, sans mom jeans (a.k.a. the Xenu Burqa). I shall lust Katie Holmes until the times beyond the arrival of the intergalactic transporters and the landing of the Titans, or the next five years or so, whichever comes first. Blessed day. Enjoy.
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