Katie Holmes

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Katie Holmes sexy new photoshoot. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Alba talks having sex. (HuffPo)

Miley Cyrus and the best beach bodies of the summer. (FoxNews)

Olivia Wilde leggy Tonight Show interview. (GossipCenter)

A joke based on the novel Push by Sapphire. (Videogum)

Crystal Harris did the nasty with Hugh Hefner only once. (TheSuperficial)

Kate Bosworth is ready to mingle. (TheFABlife)

Katie Holmes Bikini Pictures Are Popping Up All Over the Place

Six months ago, it seemed like you couldn't see an inch of skin on the still delightfully hot Katie Holmes. I'm not sure if proper tributes were paid to Xenu, or if Tom Cruise caught Footloose and learned all about the pointlessness in trying to control the inner-passions of the kids, but Katie Holmes seems to be running around in a bikini pretty much weekly now, especially in the paparazzi friendly confines of her Miami condo. And, I for one, love it. Sure, she's not the exact same Katie Holmes we first wanked to fell in love with on Dawson's Creek. But, everybody grows up and changes (no matter how hard we try not to). In her imperfections, I still find only sexy. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Goes for a Night Out in a Blue See-Through TopOh, yeah, almost forgot. Tom took Katie out to dinner and she wore a see-through sweater!  What the heck is going on here with Katie Holmes flashing her fluorescent bra to the world? If the Rapture is coming again soon, somebody better be giving me more warning.

For Katie Holmes Fans, It’s Katie Full Bikini for the Fourth of July

Okay, technically, these were from over the weekend, and the occasion really was husband Tom Cruise and his 49th birthday yesterday, but Katie Holmes in just a bikini top and bottom is a rare sighting these days indeed, and truly a sign of Katie independence. Now, I'm fully aware that Katie has not recovered the midsection post-MILFtastic transformation quite the same as some of our uber-hottie supermodels and actresses, but for those of you (and me) for whom the lust switch is forever set to the ON position in regard to Katie Holmes, just seeing her out of mom jeans and flannels creates fireworks in our pants (yeah, I went there on the 4th). Enjoy.

Is That Katie Holmes Showing Skin at a Movie Premiere?

Guillermo Del Toro's Don't Be Afraid of the Dark premiere at the L.A. film festival was important enough to drive our veteran hottie Katie Holmes out of her mom jeans and into a sexy, revealing (for her) dress, and, thank you Billy Del Toro for that wonderful ruse. It seems as if Katie Holmes is flashing all sorts of Xenu-offending outfits these days and I couldn't be happier. Revealing outfits means more time in the gym re-perfecting the Creek body, maybe even some memorable wardrobe malfunctions to come. Katie Holmes looked hot over the weekend at this L.A. film festival; I'm sensing even more greatness is on its way. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Wet Bikini Top Pictures For The Veteran Sextology

After shaking the Minders on her tail, Katie Holmes was able to get herself with daughter for a few hours of beach time in Miami where the MILF hottie went super risque in just a bikini top and shorts as she frolicked through the surf and sand, providing us with some reminiscing type shots of the sweet brunette. Now, some may comment on how Katie Holmes ain't what she used to be, but what she used to be was amazing, and the sextastic never truly fades, it's power is strong. I still see it in Katie, especially when she violates four of the seven doctrines of Xenu with the baring of the flesh and a glimpse of the boobtastic. Enjoy.

Julie Benz and Brittany Snow Lead List of Womanly Hotties at The Women in Film Awards

You know we love women in film, in fact, it's kind of our undying passion. So when they actually hold an award show for women in film, we're going to be all eyes double peeled, in this case, finding Julie Benz and Brittany Snow leading our list of hotties at the Lucy and Crystal Women in Film Awards last night. Also representing the fairer sex to a fare-thee-well, Katie Holmes, escaped for the evening, Rose McGowan, our firecracker lust, and Sarah Shahi, who has had more hot makeout sessions with other women than, well, even me (if that number be greater than two). Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Pokey and Sheer and Daring (For Her) in Miami Swimsuit

Wow, Katie Holmes looking all pokey and sexy and splashy and wet in a lycra swimsuit in the pool -- Xenu himself mind become engorged at this visual display of startling promiscuity. With the restrained, but still very much sextastic Katie Holmes these days, it's a veritable catch-as-catch-can for the paparazzi, digging and praying that they might capture the former Dawson's Creek star out of her mom jeans and flannel shirts. These Katie Holmes swimsuit pictures, flashing hints of body parts and nipple pokes not seen for ages on Katie, well, it's as if the Fighters of the 37th Dimension have time warped to the Seas of Cratian and launched their Beltoronic Rays, if you know what I'm saying. This is big time! Enjoy.

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