Katie Holmes

Sofia Vergara, Kate Winslet, and Minka Kelly Lead Sextastic Stampede at The Emmy Awards

Amid the botox and Guinness Record levels of makeup on display at last night’s celebration of prime time television, amid the pressure of 40 and 50-something women trying to pass for 30, and amid all the sort of thespianics on most definitely awful television programs, there was celebrity sextastic on display at last night’s Emmy Awards. Now, for some reason, long, covering dresses seemed to be in vogue last night on the red carpet, I’m not sure if this is because the vast majority of designers don’t get a reflexive tingle in their jingles every time they see a little hot actress skin like most of us do, or if it’s just some fashion trend that I would never in a million years care to understand, but there was not much in the way of cleavage or sexy leg on the catwalk.

Nevertheless, sexy ladies did abound including the small screen hotties, Sofia Vergara, Dianna Agron, Christina Hendricks, Emily Blunt, Jane Krakowski (flashing some memorable cleave), Heidi Klum, Kate Winslet, Maria Bello, Minka Kelly, Nina Dobrev, Olivia Munn, and Gwyneth Paltrow and Katie Holmes seemed to tag along just because they had extra tickets and some $5,000 gowns hanging in their closet. Enjoy.

Sweaty Katie Holmes Butt Has the Power to Control Men’s Gaze

No, it’s not the awesome harnessed power of Xenu craning that dude’s neck like an owl in a mouse-filled barn, it’s the old-fashioned lust-inducer of Katie Holmes sweaty gym butt, and it’s going to do more than just turn a few heads, if you know what I’m saying, and I think you do. The sextastic Scientologist, property of Tenth Level Cruise, but make no mistake, hotness owned by the world, is once again reappearing, and sweating, just as the world needs her most. We want our Joey Potter back. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

(Note: we’ll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I’m not exactly sure what we’re supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she’s preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she’s smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skintastic Minute Includes Katie Holmes, Barbi Benton, Lana Clarkson, and Pam Grier (VIDEO)

 

Can you feel it? We’re leaving summer blockbuster season and headed slowly into Oscar worthy film season, but betwixt these two lay a solid month of films that didn’t originally have a home on the distribution plan, often gems, sometimes stinkers, but one thing you can count on, if they contain skin, you will find them noted in the Mr. Skin Minute, courtesy of of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This weeks flesh-on-film-and-DVD selections include the spectacular boobtacular of Katie Holmes, plus some old school topless throwbacks in the sexy forms of Barbi Benton, Lana Clarkson, and Pam Grier. Enjoy.

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I Admit… I’m Still Very Much in Lust With Katie Holmes

Yep. The ‘L’ word. I’ve got it still for Katie Holmes. I know some of you have fallen off the wagon since the salad days of Dawson’s Creek, what with the baby making, the Tom-marrying, and the Xenu-bowing, but, I just can’t help thinking about making the sexy with this now mature woman.

Katie Holmes has been running the New York media pimping circuit the past couple of days, promoting Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, including a little Charades playing on Jimmy Fallon last night, and just looking all kinds of young mommy hot. I’m not exactly sure what odd bedroom habits she may have picked up in the past few years — the cutting of the magic coital cloth, the laying of the penile wreath — I care not but to break her of these bad habits and return her to some old school, behind the Dairy Queen style humping. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes sexy new photoshoot. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Alba talks having sex. (HuffPo)

Miley Cyrus and the best beach bodies of the summer. (FoxNews)

Olivia Wilde leggy Tonight Show interview. (GossipCenter)

A joke based on the novel Push by Sapphire. (Videogum)

Crystal Harris did the nasty with Hugh Hefner only once. (TheSuperficial)

Kate Bosworth is ready to mingle. (TheFABlife)

Katie Holmes Bikini Pictures Are Popping Up All Over the Place

Six months ago, it seemed like you couldn’t see an inch of skin on the still delightfully hot Katie Holmes. I’m not sure if proper tributes were paid to Xenu, or if Tom Cruise caught Footloose and learned all about the pointlessness in trying to control the inner-passions of the kids, but Katie Holmes seems to be running around in a bikini pretty much weekly now, especially in the paparazzi friendly confines of her Miami condo. And, I for one, love it. Sure, she’s not the exact same Katie Holmes we first wanked to fell in love with on Dawson’s Creek. But, everybody grows up and changes (no matter how hard we try not to). In her imperfections, I still find only sexy. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Goes for a Night Out in a Blue See-Through TopOh, yeah, almost forgot. Tom took Katie out to dinner and she wore a see-through sweater!  What the heck is going on here with Katie Holmes flashing her fluorescent bra to the world? If the Rapture is coming again soon, somebody better be giving me more warning.