Katie Holmes

Selena Gomez and Victoria Justice Lead the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards Parade of Hotties Who Can’t Really Sing

(Note: we'll be updating photos throughout the evening as the event continues)

30-years old and still pimping the craptastic. No, not me. MTV, and their long running Video Music Awards, which I think held some musical merit when the channel actually used to run music videos, but now that they are primarily dedicated to the exploration of dysfunctional teens drinking brew, throwing down, and getting knocked up, I'm not exactly sure what we're supposed to make of their annual dog and pony and Snooki show.

Still, they do manage to bring out the young hot faux diva talent, including the likes of Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato, Jessie J, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Beyonce (just announced she's preggo), Katy Cocktease, the financially wed Kim Kardashian, Amber Rose, Katie Holmes, Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, J-Woww, Zoe Saldana, and Maria Menounos, the latter of whom I think just showed up cause she's smoking hot and got invited. Fair enough. Enjoy.

MSM Weekly Skintastic Minute Includes Katie Holmes, Barbi Benton, Lana Clarkson, and Pam Grier (VIDEO)

 

Can you feel it? We're leaving summer blockbuster season and headed slowly into Oscar worthy film season, but betwixt these two lay a solid month of films that didn't originally have a home on the distribution plan, often gems, sometimes stinkers, but one thing you can count on, if they contain skin, you will find them noted in the Mr. Skin Minute, courtesy of of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This weeks flesh-on-film-and-DVD selections include the spectacular boobtacular of Katie Holmes, plus some old school topless throwbacks in the sexy forms of Barbi Benton, Lana Clarkson, and Pam Grier. Enjoy.

I Admit… I’m Still Very Much in Lust With Katie Holmes

Yep. The 'L' word. I've got it still for Katie Holmes. I know some of you have fallen off the wagon since the salad days of Dawson's Creek, what with the baby making, the Tom-marrying, and the Xenu-bowing, but, I just can't help thinking about making the sexy with this now mature woman.

Katie Holmes has been running the New York media pimping circuit the past couple of days, promoting Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, including a little Charades playing on Jimmy Fallon last night, and just looking all kinds of young mommy hot. I'm not exactly sure what odd bedroom habits she may have picked up in the past few years -- the cutting of the magic coital cloth, the laying of the penile wreath -- I care not but to break her of these bad habits and return her to some old school, behind the Dairy Queen style humping. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes sexy new photoshoot. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Alba talks having sex. (HuffPo)

Miley Cyrus and the best beach bodies of the summer. (FoxNews)

Olivia Wilde leggy Tonight Show interview. (GossipCenter)

A joke based on the novel Push by Sapphire. (Videogum)

Crystal Harris did the nasty with Hugh Hefner only once. (TheSuperficial)

Kate Bosworth is ready to mingle. (TheFABlife)

Katie Holmes Bikini Pictures Are Popping Up All Over the Place

Six months ago, it seemed like you couldn't see an inch of skin on the still delightfully hot Katie Holmes. I'm not sure if proper tributes were paid to Xenu, or if Tom Cruise caught Footloose and learned all about the pointlessness in trying to control the inner-passions of the kids, but Katie Holmes seems to be running around in a bikini pretty much weekly now, especially in the paparazzi friendly confines of her Miami condo. And, I for one, love it. Sure, she's not the exact same Katie Holmes we first wanked to fell in love with on Dawson's Creek. But, everybody grows up and changes (no matter how hard we try not to). In her imperfections, I still find only sexy. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes Goes for a Night Out in a Blue See-Through TopOh, yeah, almost forgot. Tom took Katie out to dinner and she wore a see-through sweater!  What the heck is going on here with Katie Holmes flashing her fluorescent bra to the world? If the Rapture is coming again soon, somebody better be giving me more warning.

For Katie Holmes Fans, It’s Katie Full Bikini for the Fourth of July

Okay, technically, these were from over the weekend, and the occasion really was husband Tom Cruise and his 49th birthday yesterday, but Katie Holmes in just a bikini top and bottom is a rare sighting these days indeed, and truly a sign of Katie independence. Now, I'm fully aware that Katie has not recovered the midsection post-MILFtastic transformation quite the same as some of our uber-hottie supermodels and actresses, but for those of you (and me) for whom the lust switch is forever set to the ON position in regard to Katie Holmes, just seeing her out of mom jeans and flannels creates fireworks in our pants (yeah, I went there on the 4th). Enjoy.

Is That Katie Holmes Showing Skin at a Movie Premiere?

Guillermo Del Toro's Don't Be Afraid of the Dark premiere at the L.A. film festival was important enough to drive our veteran hottie Katie Holmes out of her mom jeans and into a sexy, revealing (for her) dress, and, thank you Billy Del Toro for that wonderful ruse. It seems as if Katie Holmes is flashing all sorts of Xenu-offending outfits these days and I couldn't be happier. Revealing outfits means more time in the gym re-perfecting the Creek body, maybe even some memorable wardrobe malfunctions to come. Katie Holmes looked hot over the weekend at this L.A. film festival; I'm sensing even more greatness is on its way. Enjoy.