Let’s be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we’re on the ‘watch list’ at the front door.
The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.
I’m not quite sure we’ve ever seen this much cleavage from the naturally not so big up top Kate Hudson before, I didn’t think it was even physically possible, but the rocker-baby-mama of like seventeen babies by twelve different musicians put on quite a display of the cleavetastic at the amfAR Inspiration Gala in L.A. last night.
Just in case anybody might dare not to stare at her ta-ta’s, Kate wore a hot red dress, an attention magnet to draw in the initial views of men (and admiring women) within a four mile radius, before their eyes strained in wonder at how Kate’s nipples were not visible with that open top of a frock. Count us in the category of those with strained eyes this morning. Though well worthwhile. Enjoy.
I’m pretty sure Kate Hudson is on her eleventh child by her eighth rock star at this point, but, who cares, she’s looking rather hot again at the Venice Film Festival, and if I were a man who made millions of dollars by way of a metal guitar and some wicked long hair, I’d be getting in there too for a little progeny time myself.
But you do have to wait turns. She only picks a new band member every eighteen months with which to mate. Enjoy.
I don’t remember the exact number, but I believe Kate Hudson has now had 17 children by 17 different rock stars, with the last being I think a baby by way of Noddy Holder, original hat-wearing lead singer of West Midlands 70′s rock band, Slade. I might have bad info on that, but that’s in my notes.
But, the more important point is that Kate Hudson, in the brief bikini glimpses we could get of her in St. Tropez on, what else, but a yacht, well, she looks like she might be gearing up for number 18. That long lean body and nice little booty, well, it won’t be long now before I submit my own application for baby daddy. Looking good, Kate. Enjoy.
Honestly, I can’t even remember which rock star Kate Hudson is currently making kids with, it changes ever so often, but I will say that she’s still got a pretty nice bikini body for a multi-man mom, and she was showing it off from telescopic distance at our favorite resort in Cabo where our snapping lenses line the distant trees.
Even from a solid half mile, we do so love when our sexy celebrities go full bikini body in the warm Southern sunshine; the opportunity for us to do something close to a full body inspection. Enjoy.
Will Sammi Giancola from the Jersey Shore do Playboy? (HuffPo)
Rooney Mara and Jennifer Connelly are hottie doppelgangers. (FoxNews)
Kate Hudson can still bring it… sometimes. (GossipCenter)
Lucy Hale and Ashley Benson pose with bongos. (Celebuzz)
Eva Longoria gets de-inked. (TMZ)
Lana Del Rey can’t sing a lick, but she’s pretty hot. (Idolator)
I don’t know what a Kerli is, but she doesn’t suck to look at. (Buzznet)
According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there’s a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don’t go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it’s purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I’m sure was a fantastic cause.
Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.