So, let it begin. The 86th Academy Awards and procession of the sextastic.
We’ll keep updating this as the various lovely decked out ladies of Tinsel Town exit their limos and arrive on the red carpet. But you can’t be off to a better start than Ireland Baldwin and Maria Menounos.
Ah, Olivia Wilde, Emma Watson, Charlize Theron, Kristen Bell, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Anna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Cate Blanchett, and many more.
In summary: there wasn’t much by the way of risque or cleavy or showy on the red carpet this year, but there’s no doubt there were a dozen or more ladies of the Silver Screen who looked absolutely stunning in their million dollar get-ups. It’s just like my prom night, except with hot girls who fit their dresses. Enjoy.
Kate Hudson kind of gets lost in the hotties list mix. Maybe it’s because she’s not a super big self-promoter. Maybe it’s her family oriented lifestyle (albeit, making families with more than one rocker). But when Kate Hudson hits the sextastic ‘on’ switch, she shines pretty damn bright.
Like in the latest edition of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. I did tell you this is my time of the month, as it were, for perusing the lady’s magazines. And up pops Kate Hudson looking all kinds of sparkly hot. Not crazy showy, but a solid reminder of why we feel an all over tingle the times we see her every few months. She’s a sweet looking mommy. Enjoy.
Ah, another day, another gala to which I’m not invited. And this one really hurts. No, not because of all the A-List celebrities that came out to support the L.A County Museum of Art Film thingamajig, but because of all the A-List celebrity hotness that was on display at the froufrou event that I missed out on personally scoping with my scope thing.
And there was some serious talent onboard at this event, including Kate Hudson, looking all kinds of showy, Kate Beckinsale, looking all kinds of MILFy, and Amy Adams looking all kinds of, well, Amy Adams, which is ever amazing. So, for one more evening, my tux stayed in the closet at the local tux rental shop. But my heart, my heart will go on. Enjoy.
You know how we believe Kate Hudson to be aging more gracefully than any other girl who spent most of her teens and twenties backstage with various members of various bands, right down to marrying and making babies with some of them.
Well, today, on Kate’s 34th we celebrate just how good Goldie’s daughter continues to look in bikinis. She probably has different plans herself for her birthday, but these are ours. Light up them 35 candles (one for good looks) and have a leer. Enjoy.
We’ve recently discussed how great Kate Hudson is looking once more, especially for a rock band groupie who’s had her fair share of back stage flings and babies produced therein.
Now Kate is on the cover of Glamour magazine, which you don’t get, but I pluck from the doorstep of my pied-à-terre each month as the neighborhood middle school ruffians mock my sexuality, so that I can bring the best of the women’s magazines to you. It’s a thankless job, also a pretty crappy paying job, but I wouldn’t want it any other way. Not when we can share in the delights of a braless Kate Hudson along with an article that I’m sure explains some female important stuff like how Kate is getting along being a mommy in a blended family, how to stay in-shape as a working mom, and, naturally, issues related to cramping and bloating around the cycle.
If I was you, I’d stick to the pictures. Enjoy.
We can never quite remember how many rock star husbands Kate Hudson has had, or how many babies she’s made with the bulk of them, I think she started like 40 years ago with the bass guitarist from Slade, but, the point is, for one of the world’s most infamous groupie girls, Kate Hudson still manages to look rather mom hot in her little red bikini down Miami way.
Yes, there’s the annoying modern-day ‘oh, no, the sun is the world’s biggest serial killer’ floppy hat covering up much of her face, but thankfully her solar-hating headdress doesn’t obscure views of her body, boobtastic, and derriere, all of which earn her more than a passing grade in the MILF category.
Kudos to Kate Hudson for coming through rock and roll sex and drug experimentation years and still looking rather hot. Enjoy.