Someday, I’d love to run a tequila brand like Casaamigos and have all the hotties in Hollywood show up to my place in cleavy and booty hot costumes that make little sense for grown ups, but every sense in the world for gentleman oglers. I’m not sure at what point Halloween went from being a silly kids holiday centered around cheap costumes and snagging Kit Kats in a pillow case to six-figure parties with adults decked out in professional makeup and wardrobes flashing their flesh, I’m just glad it happened. Halloween has become the single biggest exhibitionist holiday of the year for so many lovely ladies.
The bevy of ghoulish beauties at the Casaamigos party includes Billionaire Barbie and her pushed up mams, Maria Menounos and one G.I. mega booty, Mindy Robinson and her hot all over female form, Kate Hudson squeezably zombie butt, and much more. Granted, it’s not even Halloween until next week, but in places where everybody has their own personal makeup artist and wardrobe assistant, you can bet Halloween becomes and entire week or more of opportunity to dress up. It’s almost like an office party Hollywood style. Enjoy.
Oh, to be Matthew McConaughey for just one evening, that lucky bastard. He’s not even bedding these women, though I’m sure that’s not outside any range of possibility, but the hotties in Hollywood are pushing up their bosom and flashing their finest cleavage for his award ceremony at the American Cinematheque presentation which I think is French for McConaughey gets lucky again.
Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon led the charge of 30-s0mething hot cleavy moms in Tinsel Town blushing to be a part of pinning anything on Matthew. Someday, I’d like to see ladies of this caliber getting decked out for me perhaps getting my remedial typing certificate from the Learning Annex, nobody every shows up to those short but valid ceremonies. I did once pay a woman off the streets to come in and pretend to be my mom. I really need a better strategy to get from here to McConaughey territory. I want the luscious funbags! Sorry, for the outburst. Enjoy.
The lovely Kate Hudson is a hottie mchottiepants in a white bikini top and short combo on the island of Ibiza. Kate chose a small white bikini for her top that allowed us a fleeting side glimpse of her famous pert ta-tas. There is also plenty of plunging cleavage action going on. I approve. Her bottom is a pair of shorts that give us a long hard look at her lovely legs. They are nice and toned and make you want to reach out and touch them, (which you shouldn’t ever do). I bet there smooth as a baby’s butt but with the added bonus of not being a baby’s butt. Kate also has one of those body chains that wrap around her neck and abdomen. I am a big fan of those. It’s sort of bondagey without getting too silly.
The island of Ibiza seems like a truly magical place. It’s always full of hot celebrities and other delightful darlings in various stages of undress.
Kate Hudson isn’t often without her clothes on these days, but the mom of some number of rocker kids is looking mighty yoga-body fine in her bikini this weekend in Malibu. Quite a pleasant surprise to see one of the girls of our past decade’s recurring dreams showing that MILFs not only can, they do, often, and in bikinis, they make us feel ever so happy and tingly. Just look at Kate’s au natural body. A little tiny up top maybe for some of you, but for some of us with lean mean hot mommy machine fantasies, this visually sits ever so right.
With summer nearly upon us, we look forward to excluding many kids and families from photos of our most sextastic celebrity moms at the beach this summer. It’s our pleasure to serve you the MILFy tingle inducers in their own private struts. Enjoy.
So, let it begin. The 86th Academy Awards and procession of the sextastic.
We’ll keep updating this as the various lovely decked out ladies of Tinsel Town exit their limos and arrive on the red carpet. But you can’t be off to a better start than Ireland Baldwin and Maria Menounos.
Ah, Olivia Wilde, Emma Watson, Charlize Theron, Kristen Bell, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Anna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Cate Blanchett, and many more.
In summary: there wasn’t much by the way of risque or cleavy or showy on the red carpet this year, but there’s no doubt there were a dozen or more ladies of the Silver Screen who looked absolutely stunning in their million dollar get-ups. It’s just like my prom night, except with hot girls who fit their dresses. Enjoy.
Kate Hudson kind of gets lost in the hotties list mix. Maybe it’s because she’s not a super big self-promoter. Maybe it’s her family oriented lifestyle (albeit, making families with more than one rocker). But when Kate Hudson hits the sextastic ‘on’ switch, she shines pretty damn bright.
Like in the latest edition of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. I did tell you this is my time of the month, as it were, for perusing the lady’s magazines. And up pops Kate Hudson looking all kinds of sparkly hot. Not crazy showy, but a solid reminder of why we feel an all over tingle the times we see her every few months. She’s a sweet looking mommy. Enjoy.
Ah, another day, another gala to which I’m not invited. And this one really hurts. No, not because of all the A-List celebrities that came out to support the L.A County Museum of Art Film thingamajig, but because of all the A-List celebrity hotness that was on display at the froufrou event that I missed out on personally scoping with my scope thing.
And there was some serious talent onboard at this event, including Kate Hudson, looking all kinds of showy, Kate Beckinsale, looking all kinds of MILFy, and Amy Adams looking all kinds of, well, Amy Adams, which is ever amazing. So, for one more evening, my tux stayed in the closet at the local tux rental shop. But my heart, my heart will go on. Enjoy.