Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson Booty Shorts For Shape Magazine

Famous hot person Kate Hudson was looking particularly striking in a pair of short shorts for Shape Magazine. And speaking of shape, she’s in incredible…er…shape. Her legs are long, lean, and nicely shaped. I wouldn’t mind having those bad boys wrapped around me on a cold evening. But what’s really redonkulous in her abdomen. She’s got a full on six pack and is seriously cut at the hips. I’m always impressed by anyone, especially a woman, who can manage a six pack, (as opposed to my 24 pack). She must work out all the time to keep it tight and may I say that I for one appreciate it. I would give her the most exciting three minutes of her life.

But I digress.  She looks a lot like her mom Goldie Hawn. Have you ever seen young Goldie on Laugh-In reruns in that bikini? I would sock it to her.

Photo Credit: Shape Magazine

Kate Hudson Sports Bra and Tights Flashing Taut Bellies With Her Girl Friends Pimping Fabletics

If you’re really honest in your thinking, you’ll admit that what this world needs now more than anything is another line of women’s gym workout and juice bar gear. So the benevolent and hot slender Kate Hudson designed one of her own. Oh, sure, it looks exactly like all the others, but it’s Kate’s and it’s called Fabletics, and she’s modeling her bare midriff wares along with her friends Sara and Erin Foster, childhood pals and daughters of music producer David Foster. So, who’s complaining?

This is the kind of simple, but pricey gear that you can only get away with wearing if you’re truly hitting the Pilates daily. You can’t hide any cheesecake in these sports bras and gym pants. Though if you could, how awesome of a find would that be on a third date. Taut bodies in sports bras and workout bottoms, flat tummies shining in the sun. It’s inspiring me to either go workout hard for an hour or take a nap and dream of Kate directing me to help the Foster sisters change into their next set of Fabletics. Both would be good for me. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba, Kate Hudson, Ashley Benson Among the Hotties Showing Off for Baby2Baby Gala

I don’t have time to look, well, the energy, but I’ll assume Baby2Baby is some awesome cause perhaps serving babies everywhere. Maybe like some milk delivery service. Something worthy of bringing out the super hotties in Hollywood to support. And boy did the lovely ladies of Tinsel Town come out in cleavy droves to this event looking incredibly.

Try on for size Jessica Alba, Ashley Benson, Kate Hudson, Jordana Brewster, and Molly Sims for a little sextastic aperitif. All of these ladies looking more than stellar, all well worthy of carrying my child at some point in the future, maybe even starting today, ladies? Oh, the decked out hotties all fecund and ready to help me amass my small army of Egotastic offspring. My heart swells with pride. Let’s just say it’s my heart for now. Hot moms really are heaven on earth. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Amy Adams, Kate Beckinsale and So Many Other Crazy Hot Decked Out A-List Ladies Cleave It Up for LACMA

Nothing to see here, just a decked out and dolled up super hottie party featuring the likes of Selena Gomez, Kate Beckinsale, Toni Garrn, Jennifer Lopez, Amy Adams and many more. It was like a parade of the women of my imaginary awards show where everybody wants to win an Oscar and Oscar is the nickname of my… well, you get the idea. A parade of of wicked hot A-list women in heels and gowns. I couldn’t be happier without them taking their clothes off.

The event was something to do with LACMA, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art where I often take dates to pretend I’m somebody I’m not. I’ve been told to be myself many times before, but I’ve also noticed I don’t get many second dates when the first is beer and go-kart racing. So I do the museum. Save the dirt track for the third date after I’ve hidden their passports and learned to say you’ll never see your beautiful village again in their native tongues. I’ve seen many interesting sights at LACMA, but none so artistically memorable as this red carpet lineup of lovely ladies. It was like the Oscars in November and without the self-serving speeches. Just perfect. Enjoy.

Nicole Kidman and Juno Temple Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 31, 2014
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As the winds pick up, the leaves being to fall, and the children high on candy sugar race through the streets like high marauders let us not forsake our weekend duty to catch as much celebrity skin on film as humanly possible. If you consume it, they will make even more. Just a hint. And a strong word of advice from our friends at Mr. Skin who once again have put together short-term forecast for all things beautifully bare and available onscreen right this very minute.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Nicole Kidman not nude in her new flick Before I Go To Sleep, but quite nekkid in Eyes Wide Shut available on Blu-Ray, Juno Temple topless making of the sexy in Horn, now out in theaters, and Kate Hudson and beautiful seat muffins in Good People, now also out on Blu-Ray. It’s cold outside, people, get your butt indoors and check out all the digital media world has to offer in terms of nekkid celebrities. Consider me your doctor, I know what’s best.

While you’re at it, take two, or at least one, Ego discounted memberships to Mr. Skin and don’t call me in the morning. I’d love to share in your thanks and happiness, but that is kind of creepy. Enjoy.

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Maria Menounos, Paris Hilton, and Mindy Robinson Lead Booty and Boobtastic Tequila Halloween Party Hotness

Someday, I’d love to run a tequila brand like Casaamigos and have all the hotties in Hollywood show up to my place in cleavy and booty hot costumes that make little sense for grown ups, but every sense in the world for gentleman oglers. I’m not sure at what point Halloween went from being a silly kids holiday centered around cheap costumes and snagging Kit Kats in a pillow case to six-figure parties with adults decked out in professional makeup and wardrobes flashing their flesh, I’m just glad it happened. Halloween has become the single biggest exhibitionist holiday of the year for so many lovely ladies.

The bevy of ghoulish beauties at the Casaamigos party includes Billionaire Barbie and her pushed up mams, Maria Menounos and one G.I. mega booty, Mindy Robinson and her hot all over female form, Kate Hudson squeezably zombie butt, and much more. Granted, it’s not even Halloween until next week, but in places where everybody has their own personal makeup artist and wardrobe assistant, you can bet Halloween becomes and entire week or more of opportunity to dress up. It’s almost like an office party Hollywood style. Enjoy.

Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon Cleavetastic to Award McConaughey

Oh, to be Matthew McConaughey for just one evening, that lucky bastard. He’s not even bedding these women, though I’m sure that’s not outside any range of possibility, but the hotties in Hollywood are pushing up their bosom and flashing their finest cleavage for his award ceremony at the American Cinematheque presentation which I think is French for McConaughey gets lucky again.

Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon led the charge of 30-s0mething hot cleavy moms in Tinsel Town blushing to be a part of pinning anything on Matthew. Someday, I’d like to see ladies of this caliber getting decked out for me perhaps getting my remedial typing certificate from the Learning Annex, nobody every shows up to those short but valid ceremonies. I did once pay a woman off the streets to come in and pretend to be my mom.  I really need a better strategy to get from here to McConaughey territory. I want the luscious funbags! Sorry, for the outburst. Enjoy.