I don’t have time to look, well, the energy, but I’ll assume Baby2Baby is some awesome cause perhaps serving babies everywhere. Maybe like some milk delivery service. Something worthy of bringing out the super hotties in Hollywood to support. And boy did the lovely ladies of Tinsel Town come out in cleavy droves to this event looking incredibly.
Try on for size Jessica Alba, Ashley Benson, Kate Hudson, Jordana Brewster, and Molly Sims for a little sextastic aperitif. All of these ladies looking more than stellar, all well worthy of carrying my child at some point in the future, maybe even starting today, ladies? Oh, the decked out hotties all fecund and ready to help me amass my small army of Egotastic offspring. My heart swells with pride. Let’s just say it’s my heart for now. Hot moms really are heaven on earth. Enjoy.
Nothing to see here, just a decked out and dolled up super hottie party featuring the likes of Selena Gomez, Kate Beckinsale, Toni Garrn, Jennifer Lopez, Amy Adams and many more. It was like a parade of the women of my imaginary awards show where everybody wants to win an Oscar and Oscar is the nickname of my… well, you get the idea. A parade of of wicked hot A-list women in heels and gowns. I couldn’t be happier without them taking their clothes off.
The event was something to do with LACMA, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art where I often take dates to pretend I’m somebody I’m not. I’ve been told to be myself many times before, but I’ve also noticed I don’t get many second dates when the first is beer and go-kart racing. So I do the museum. Save the dirt track for the third date after I’ve hidden their passports and learned to say you’ll never see your beautiful village again in their native tongues. I’ve seen many interesting sights at LACMA, but none so artistically memorable as this red carpet lineup of lovely ladies. It was like the Oscars in November and without the self-serving speeches. Just perfect. Enjoy.
As the winds pick up, the leaves being to fall, and the children high on candy sugar race through the streets like high marauders let us not forsake our weekend duty to catch as much celebrity skin on film as humanly possible. If you consume it, they will make even more. Just a hint. And a strong word of advice from our friends at Mr. Skin who once again have put together short-term forecast for all things beautifully bare and available onscreen right this very minute.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Nicole Kidman not nude in her new flick Before I Go To Sleep, but quite nekkid in Eyes Wide Shut available on Blu-Ray, Juno Temple topless making of the sexy in Horn, now out in theaters, and Kate Hudson and beautiful seat muffins in Good People, now also out on Blu-Ray. It’s cold outside, people, get your butt indoors and check out all the digital media world has to offer in terms of nekkid celebrities. Consider me your doctor, I know what’s best.
While you’re at it, take two, or at least one, Ego discounted memberships to Mr. Skin and don’t call me in the morning. I’d love to share in your thanks and happiness, but that is kind of creepy. Enjoy.
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Someday, I’d love to run a tequila brand like Casaamigos and have all the hotties in Hollywood show up to my place in cleavy and booty hot costumes that make little sense for grown ups, but every sense in the world for gentleman oglers. I’m not sure at what point Halloween went from being a silly kids holiday centered around cheap costumes and snagging Kit Kats in a pillow case to six-figure parties with adults decked out in professional makeup and wardrobes flashing their flesh, I’m just glad it happened. Halloween has become the single biggest exhibitionist holiday of the year for so many lovely ladies.
The bevy of ghoulish beauties at the Casaamigos party includes Billionaire Barbie and her pushed up mams, Maria Menounos and one G.I. mega booty, Mindy Robinson and her hot all over female form, Kate Hudson squeezably zombie butt, and much more. Granted, it’s not even Halloween until next week, but in places where everybody has their own personal makeup artist and wardrobe assistant, you can bet Halloween becomes and entire week or more of opportunity to dress up. It’s almost like an office party Hollywood style. Enjoy.
Oh, to be Matthew McConaughey for just one evening, that lucky bastard. He’s not even bedding these women, though I’m sure that’s not outside any range of possibility, but the hotties in Hollywood are pushing up their bosom and flashing their finest cleavage for his award ceremony at the American Cinematheque presentation which I think is French for McConaughey gets lucky again.
Kate Hudson and Reese Witherspoon led the charge of 30-s0mething hot cleavy moms in Tinsel Town blushing to be a part of pinning anything on Matthew. Someday, I’d like to see ladies of this caliber getting decked out for me perhaps getting my remedial typing certificate from the Learning Annex, nobody every shows up to those short but valid ceremonies. I did once pay a woman off the streets to come in and pretend to be my mom. I really need a better strategy to get from here to McConaughey territory. I want the luscious funbags! Sorry, for the outburst. Enjoy.
The lovely Kate Hudson is a hottie mchottiepants in a white bikini top and short combo on the island of Ibiza. Kate chose a small white bikini for her top that allowed us a fleeting side glimpse of her famous pert ta-tas. There is also plenty of plunging cleavage action going on. I approve. Her bottom is a pair of shorts that give us a long hard look at her lovely legs. They are nice and toned and make you want to reach out and touch them, (which you shouldn’t ever do). I bet there smooth as a baby’s butt but with the added bonus of not being a baby’s butt. Kate also has one of those body chains that wrap around her neck and abdomen. I am a big fan of those. It’s sort of bondagey without getting too silly.
The island of Ibiza seems like a truly magical place. It’s always full of hot celebrities and other delightful darlings in various stages of undress.
Kate Hudson isn’t often without her clothes on these days, but the mom of some number of rocker kids is looking mighty yoga-body fine in her bikini this weekend in Malibu. Quite a pleasant surprise to see one of the girls of our past decade’s recurring dreams showing that MILFs not only can, they do, often, and in bikinis, they make us feel ever so happy and tingly. Just look at Kate’s au natural body. A little tiny up top maybe for some of you, but for some of us with lean mean hot mommy machine fantasies, this visually sits ever so right.
With summer nearly upon us, we look forward to excluding many kids and families from photos of our most sextastic celebrity moms at the beach this summer. It’s our pleasure to serve you the MILFy tingle inducers in their own private struts. Enjoy.