Kate Hudson

Hot Mommy Kate Hudson Bares Midriff In Cropped Tee And Teeny Tiny Shorts

Through all the rock musicians and rocker musician offspring, Kate Hudson has always kept herself in great physical shape. I admire that. Not the kind of admiration where I want to go to the gym and do Pilates and yoga two hours a day followed by wheatgrass juice for dinner to follow in her healthy lifestyle footsteps, but the kind of admiration where I imagine how nice it would be to be a music star who gets to explore under her cropped tees and inside her tiny tight shorts on her lean frame. I do believe that’s a higher form of admiration.

Kate was just cruising around town as the resident hot mom on the premises, showing off her toned legs and tummy and just being the MILF that all the boys in school wish would join their carpool. So, occasionally Kate might get a bit lit and drive you in circles for hours while long form concert jams blare on the radio. I’m good with that. If we run out of gas she can use my to stay warm. She’s not carrying lots of body fat. Pick me up first, Kate. And please, don’t change. Enjoy.

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Kate Hudson Wears Tiny Jean Shorts While In LA

You know what I like most about Kate Hudson? Her love of wearing short shorts. It seems that every time I turn around I see Kate in a pair of shorts that barely go down past her lady bits. I mean, I don’t literally see her. I wish. Mostly I just see the rejects from the island of misfit toys that live in New York. But I’m told that sometimes in the summers you can see Kate running around Central Park in a pair of terry cloth shorts like a girl in a 70′s deodorant ad. Amazing. The reason she can get away with it is the fact that she’s got gorgeous long legs. What I wouldn’t give to have those bad boys wrapped around me in the morning.

I’m going to have to do some, not stalking, but investigation about where her New York City apartment is. It’s getting to be skimpy clothes weather soon.

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READER FINDS: Charlotte McKinney Busty Yachts, Ashley Greene And Kate Hudson Pokies, Adrianne Palicki Topless, and Much Much More…

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My most blessed of Fridays. The final day of the not all that long of a week where we make solid excuses for outlandish behavior. I can’t think of a better process to celebrate. Such as we do here in the penthouse basement offices at Egotastic, each week opening up the cavernous reader email bag, throwing in the trained monkey, Mr. Four Loko, and waiting to see what treasures he returns with in his rabies frothing mouth. It’s a tradition like none other.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Charlotte McKinney boobtastic on a boat (thank you to EgoReader ‘Denny’), Adrianne Palicki topless for FHM (an oldie but such a double goodies via ‘Kent W.’), Ageyness Deyn toplees skinematics (little lovelies courtesy of ‘Rachel A.’), Anne Hathaway tighty whitey pokies for karaoke (spiked up by ‘Matt’), a busty candid of Ariel Winter in front of Mickey D’s Coachella (bosom bounced in by ‘James’), Ashley Greene cleavage and butt madness in The Apparition (whoa, hot body masterpieces, thanks ‘Owen’), Caitlin Folley topless in SxTape (lovely blonde udders from ‘Stephen T.’), Elsa Pataky sweet and lovely teats (oh, wow and thanks to ‘Benjie’), Emily Bergl of current Shameless fame topless in film back in the day (lovely lass peaches, via ‘Desmond’), indie queen Greta Gerwig flashing her Funions (lovely peeks delivered by ‘David’), hotness Hannah Kelsey topless in Supermodel mag (epic body shots submitted by ‘Danny C.’), Jennifer Lawrence nightgown cleavage in the recent Serena (this movie came and went, as would by my plan with Jennifer in person, kudos to ‘Juancy’), Kate Hudson and Ashley Greene double dipping pokies (skinematic nips sent over by ‘Arnoldo), Keira Knightley topless peaches (always a swell sight, via ‘Steve’), Kim Cattrall lovely udders throwback style (mmm, blondes have more funbags, thanks ‘Rippen’), Rebecca Hall topless in rare blessing (brunette goodness tossed into the ring by ‘Terry U.’), Rihanna peeks into top in her music video (promoted by ‘Apollon A.’), Ronda Rousey showy sexy (please, armbar me, via ‘Tony Tom’), and last, but not the bit least, the dedicated to onscreen naked Theresa Russell flashing bare yums and buns (submitted thoughtfully by ‘Les’). I kind of have to double dog dare you to check out this entire library of sextastic celebrity goodness. Become inspired. Enjoy.

Kate Hudson Booty Cheek Show While Heading To An Easter Party In Malibu

The lovely Kate Hudson flashed a little bit of her supple booty cheeks while on her way to an Easter party in Malibu. It seems that Kate likes to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus by wearing a sexy sundress with a really short skirt. I think it’s only right. Kate has a slamming body, as a 90′s rapper might have said. She’s in crazy good shape and her firm, perky booty is just one prime example. The dress was also low cut so it gave us a peek, and just a peek, at her famous ta-tas. I love my some Kate Hudson’s boobage. Every time I saw them in a slinky dress or bikini top in one of her rom-coms it made me very happy in my swimsuit area. She’s one sexy lady.

What I’m most happy about is that this means it is officially sundress season. Is there anything, (besides bikinis and lingerie), sexier than a woman in a sundress? I think not.

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Kate Hudson Wears Short Shorts While Shopping In LA

The lovely Kate Hudson was spotted running around LA in a pair of shorty short cut-offs. The shorts give us a nice tight display of her sexy thumper. Kate has quite an excellent backside. Whenever I’m forced to watch whatever rom-com she’s in with Matthew McConaughey or whatever, you can bet that the costumer put her in something tight to show off her butt. And why wouldn’t you? That would just be bad filmmaking. The shorts also give us a sweet view of her legs. That’s another attribute that always gets top billing in her movies. Her legs are nice and silky smooth. This is due in no small part in what incredible shape she is in. You could crack nuts with those thighs.

Not that you’d want to. The last thing you want crushed between a beautiful woman’s thighs is nuts.

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Kate Hudson Wears A Bikini In Malibu

The ever hot Kate Hudson was spotted at the beach in a teeny tiny bikini. She was hanging out with the dude from Coldplay. I never can remember his name so I just call him Mr. Coldplay. Anywho, Kate was looking fine as eff in her small bikini. She is is redonkulously good shape. Her stomach is tight and toned as hell. She’s also got a nice perky pair of ta-tas. They are the kind of boobs you could play with all day and not get tired. In a couple of the profile pics you can see a little bit of sideboob, which is always a wonderful thing. But let’s not forget Kate’s sweet caboose. It’s nice and round and I for one would like to wear it like a hat. Seriously, I don’t know what she does but that booty is more taught than a drum skin.

My wife likes to watch rom-coms starring Kate Hudson and for once I don’t whine about it because I think she’s super hot. I mean, I whine a little but not a lot.

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Hot Milf Kate Hudson Wears A Tank Top And Daisy Dukes

Kate Hudson was spotted going around town in a tank top and a pair of cut-off shorts and boy oh boy is it satisfying. Kate Hudson is so hot I haven’t minded watching the dumb chick flicks she does because at least I get to look at her. Kate is in ridiculously good shape as you can tell by her long toned legs in those tiny shorts. But what I really enjoy is the way her boobage is looking in that tank top. It’s so much cleav that I can’t imagine how it could be cleavier. Kate has got a nice rack and she know it too. I’ve never seen her on the red carpet where she isn’t wearing a low cut top open to her navel. And why shouldn’t she be proud? She should set those puppies free for all the world to enjoy.

That would be the kind thing to do for those poor folks that are boobage deprived at home.