Egotastic
Every time one of our more sextastic celebrities heads down to Rio on vacation, my first instinct is to become very jealous. I really want to be in Brazil for a little rest and relaxation. My second instinct is to try and see those celebrities nekkid, or, in the least, in their little bikinis soaking up the sun along Brazil's more famous coastline.
Such is the case with petite hottie Eva Longoria, who despite our wish that she would generally shut up about more things on social media, we still find to be one of the hottest most eligible bachelorettes on the planet, even un-made up, in her bikini, down Rio way, we can imagine taking her into our heart, if not our pants.
Yes, we're jealous of Eva for laying out in the sun in the world's hot body capital, but we think we have an idea on how to make the rest of the world jealous of just the two of us, and it involves strawberry jam and testing Eva for fruit allergies all over. Enjoy.
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Eva Longoria Nip Slips! Just the Tops in Bikini Malfunctions
Oh, happy days when Eva Longoria, the most eligible bachelorette on Egotastic!, finally finally finally slips some serious full nipple in the midday sun for us all to behold, if not virtually suckle like hungry infant children.
We've lusted Eva Longoria for some time now. And despite our occasional lapses in desire to spend long car rides with the very outspoken Desperate Housewives star, we've never wavered in our desire for a succulent sampling of the hottie Latina's ever-tingle inducing body and sultry good looks. And, now, add to that list, fine headlights peeking out freely thanks to a wonderfully timely bikini malfunction.
Yes, sometimes dreams do come true, if they're purely dirty enough. Enjoy.