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Eva Longoria Quite Possibly on the Menu at NYC Restaurant

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brian-mcgee - November 22, 2017

Eva Longoria's taste in men is strange. She used to be married to Tony Parker from the Spurs and now she's going around with discount Alan Arkin. I don't get it. At least she knows that when you're out on the town in New York City going to fancy restaurants, you wanna show off the goods. Let 'em know that you're still delicious enough to be on the menu. 

I wonder when it's gonna happen, and you know it will, but some chic restaurant in some really trendy neighborhood is gonna open up and have the BEST burgers ever and it turns out they were serving you people. I think the odds are good that happens in my lifetime. It seems strange it hasn't happened already, what with all the various horse meat scandals. 

Anyway, Eva Longoria—who is not the third baseman for the Rays—looked great in a blue velvet dress. Hopefully Dean Stockwell is somewhere serenading an exposed lightbulb in her honor. David Lynch jokes! No one gets them!

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