Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden Barely Legal and Blasted With Hot Sticky Adult Film Offers

By Bill Swift | August 29, 2012 @ 12:02 pm

I would like somebody to stand up who did not see this coming.

Courtney Stodden turned 18 today this very day and was immediately swamped with porn offers from some of the major players in the adult film industry, soliciting the now barely legal teen bride into some onscreen revelations and interactions for cash that, well, we'll await final word from the Stodden camp as to their response to such complimentary offers.

For the full story on Courtney Stodden 18th Birthday adult film offers, visit our friends at TMZ.

COURTNEY MADE A NAME FOR HERSELF WHEN JUST 16 AT THE BEACH

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Courtney Stodden Is Easing (and Wiggling and Jiggling) Her Way Toward Barely Legalhood (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | July 6, 2012 @ 1:16 pm

Courtney Stodden Has Got Some Bikini Dance Moves

I honestly don't remember girls looking like this at 17. And, by girls at 17, I mean the girls from the science club I used to hang out with as they'd tolerate my shit, albeit they didn't quite fill out their bikinis like Courtney Stodden.

In her new personal video tribute from the 4th of July, Courtney dons an All-American bikini and flashes a few bits of homegrown hotness, most of which we can't really even talk about until her birthday at the end of August. Say what you will, but I know you're looking. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Displays Her Body in a Stars and Stripes Bikini

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Courtney Stodden Celebrates The 4th By Jiggling Her G.I. Janes

By Bill Swift | July 4, 2012 @ 7:16 am

Courtney Stodden Sexy Stars and Stripes for the 4th

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Courtney Easter Bunny

Courtney Stodden Poses as a Naughty Easter Bunny

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Independence Day is here for the U.S. today on the 4th, and coming soon for teen Courtney Stodden who turns barely legally 18 at the end of next month. We can only imagine the fireworks that will ensue around that occasion.

As for Courtney, she's made her run of cleavy spoof pics through the major holidays since Fall of last year, leaving us smack dab in revealing military gear to honor the nation's birthday. 236 if my math (with calculator) is correct.

Happy Birthday, America. Enjoy.

Check out the entire set of Courtney Stodden flag and funbag waving 4th of July pictures exclusively on Celebuzz.com

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Tennis Anyone? Courtney Stodden Flashes Both Strawberries and Cream to Kick Off Wimbledon

By Bill Swift | June 25, 2012 @ 9:10 am

Courtney Stodden Flashes Various Body Parts on the Tennis Court

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Tennis may be the sport of kings, but that doesn't mean you won't jack... you know, let's hold that thought for about eight more weeks until teen bride Courtney Stodden officially turns 18 and the law catches up to reality of this little scamps body exhibition show that's been perverting traditional American (and now British) institutions since she was sweet sixteen and betrothing herself to her unseemly much older husband.

Nevertheless, for those of you who ask why, we can not escape our mission of the celebrity sextastic if we didn't share with you these photos of Courtney Stodden working her teen magic on the tennis court. The cop does not ask why he must arrest the criminal nor the butcher why he must slaughter the lamb. Both kind of apropos to this situation really.

For the full set of exclusive Courtney Stodden body flashing tennis pictures, visit our friends at Celebuzz.

WHEN COURTNEY CHANNELED BO DEREK...

Courtney Stodden Channels Bo Derek in Skimpy Gold Bikini

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Courtney Stodden Soaps Herself Up, and Hoses Herself Down

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2012 @ 8:16 am

Teen Bride Courtney Stodden in a Soap Photoshoot

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I'll say this, the underaged bride does not go quietly into the night.

Now, I know there are many of you that say that if we all simply turn away from Courtney Stodden, the illicit teen made lawful only through marriage, that she will somehow disappear and this land will somehow become wholesome and innocent once more, but, yeah, that isn't going to happen. Cause there are also those of you who want to see all the indecency Celebrityville has to offer, including young brides of old men soaping up their bra covered bosoms for the sake of an ounce of fame or two-point-five ounces of gold in licensing fees, or thereabouts. There's just something about a train wreck that is hard to turn away from, even if you're not rooting for it obviously in the first place.

So, check out the latest incarnation of teen debauchery, if you like, or don't if you don't, while we ultimately prepare for a couple months from now when Courtney turns 18, at least on paper, God knows how old she really is now, and then all the remaining rules of society shall be cast aside and who knows what comes next. Enjoy.

WHEN BUNNIES GO HORRIBLY HORRIBLY NAUGHTy

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Courtney Stodden Channels Hello Kitty In A Uniquely Odd Display of Jail Bait Feline Dramatics

By Bill Swift | May 21, 2012 @ 6:59 pm

This Little Kitten Has Lost Her Mental Mittens

Remember when I told you that the world was going to end in 2012 and then you said that I was stupid and had no proof and then I said I'd show you proof and then you laughed at me and told me, 'Good luck with that'. Well, I'm back.

Watch this truly odd video of Courtney Stodden pooping in a kitty litter box and tell me this is not a sign of the forthcoming apocalypse. This one is a doozy.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Channel Bo Derek’s Classic ’10′ Performance

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2012 @ 11:40 am

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I know some dudes who keep up body building masters posters in their place and I guess it inspires them to workout harder or pump more iron to more closely resemble their heroes, but I can't help but think it just kind of makes them look weaker by visual comparison when you see the actual greats along their wall.

Bo Derek was the perfect '10'. Perhaps not the original, but she perfected it and owned it in the late 70's, early 80's, not just by being super amazingly hot, but by showing off her sextastic on the big screen in films such as the classic 10 and Bolero and Tarzan Legend of Greystoke and a bunch of other, albeit mostly craptastic films (though 10 really is a good film you must check out if not seen before), but with Bo Derek running nekkid through them, they're very worthy of receiving a thumbs up. She's the master.

And now comes along our jailbait friend Courtney Stodden, in a bikini, channeling Bo Derek running along the beach in her famous scene from 10 and while the underaged Courtney Stodden has her own attributes, that's s a nice way of putting it, I can't help but feeling like I do when my workout fiend buddy who still has chicken ankles stands next to his posters of former Mr. Universes. The comparison does not help. Enjoy.