I'll say this, the underaged bride does not go quietly into the night.
Now, I know there are many of you that say that if we all simply turn away from Courtney Stodden, the illicit teen made lawful only through marriage, that she will somehow disappear and this land will somehow become wholesome and innocent once more, but, yeah, that isn't going to happen. Cause there are also those of you who want to see all the indecency Celebrityville has to offer, including young brides of old men soaping up their bra covered bosoms for the sake of an ounce of fame or two-point-five ounces of gold in licensing fees, or thereabouts. There's just something about a train wreck that is hard to turn away from, even if you're not rooting for it obviously in the first place.
So, check out the latest incarnation of teen debauchery, if you like, or don't if you don't, while we ultimately prepare for a couple months from now when Courtney turns 18, at least on paper, God knows how old she really is now, and then all the remaining rules of society shall be cast aside and who knows what comes next. Enjoy.
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Tennis Anyone? Courtney Stodden Flashes Both Strawberries and Cream to Kick Off Wimbledon
Tennis may be the sport of kings, but that doesn't mean you won't jack... you know, let's hold that thought for about eight more weeks until teen bride Courtney Stodden officially turns 18 and the law catches up to reality of this little scamps body exhibition show that's been perverting traditional American (and now British) institutions since she was sweet sixteen and betrothing herself to her unseemly much older husband.
Nevertheless, for those of you who ask why, we can not escape our mission of the celebrity sextastic if we didn't share with you these photos of Courtney Stodden working her teen magic on the tennis court. The cop does not ask why he must arrest the criminal nor the butcher why he must slaughter the lamb. Both kind of apropos to this situation really.
For the full set of exclusive Courtney Stodden body flashing tennis pictures, visit our friends at Celebuzz.
WHEN COURTNEY CHANNELED BO DEREK...