Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden Takes a Mighty Cleavy Spill On Her Bike

By Bill Swift | March 20, 2014 @ 11:13 am

Courtney Stodden in a Pink One Piece Swimsuit Riding a Bicycle

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I can't say this is the most realistic bike fall ever. It kind of looks like one of the bike falls on an ABC After School Special about Tanya, the girl with the poor inner ear balance. But, no, it's Courtney Stodden and her amazingly large funbags riding a bike near the beach with one of her BMX buddies and taking a spill along a grassy knoll. She looks rather distraught. But, fear not, I do believe her built in cushions cushioned the blow.

There's really no denying that Courtney has a body literally built for attention. Say what you will about the ambitious dirty blonde, but she's going to draw eyeballs to those big yams of hers, not to mention her wide thumper stretched across that bike seat. Whether or not Courtney is ever able to build upon her current high jump mark remains to be seen. I do know I'd like to watch her try the high jump. Enjoy.

COURTNEY HAS BEEN KNOWN TO FALL AND FALL OUT OF HER DRESS AT TIMES

Courtney Stodden Bust Out of Her Dress Leaving Chateau Marmont

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Courtney Stodden Goes Boobs to the Wall for L.A. Fashion Week

By Bill Swift | March 14, 2014 @ 8:49 am

Courtney Stodden Cleavy in a Black Gown at Style Fashion Week in LA

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Whatever you can do, I can do better. I'm surmising that's how Courtney Stodden feels seeing all the cleavage coming out for the start of L.A. Fashion week. I'm pretty sure it's Fashion Week every week somewhere these days, but it's still a pretty big deal around here, which means Courtney got decked out in her finest flesh puppies revealing gown to strut about one of the Fashion Week evening events.

Courtney is not waiting for opportunity to knock. She's got her knockers out there chasing opportunity. If she convinces at least one hot model to start showing more skin herself this week, it'll all be worthwhile. Cleavetastic shows tend to come in bunches, as it were. Enjoy.

COURTNEY WAS BRUNETTE ON BLACK ON BOOBTASTIC JUST SIX WEEKS AGO

Courtney Stodden Big Cleavage in a Black Dress in West Hollywood

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Courtney Stodden Takes Her Puppies for a Street Walk

By Bill Swift | March 12, 2014 @ 10:35 am

Courtney Stodden Reveals Cleavage in a Black Tight Dress in West Hollywood

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It's hard to get noticed in this town, but Courtney Stodden is doing her darndest. Even when she can't be in a bikini or less on the beach, she still manages to parade her twin resume builders around town in various low cut outfits and dresses so tight even the Kardashian Spanx machine gets jealous. I'll say this for Courtney, she's consistent.

The back-to-blonde young Hollywood comer has been making her way around town with her new manager, possibly her new boyfriend, and her supremely large funbags in search of gainful employment. She's certainly receiving gainful leers. Which is like employment, though harder to pay the rent with, so I've learned. Enjoy.

COURTNEY STODDEN WAS BRIEFLY BRUNETTE AND BRIEFLY DRESSED

Courtney Stodden Covered Topless in Skimpy Black Lingerie

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Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Twirl and Flip and Flash Some Major League Ta-Ta’s

By Bill Swift | March 5, 2014 @ 1:52 pm

Courtney Stodden Bikini Cartwheeling on a Beach in LA

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The cartwheel always eluded me as a child, you know, when I still did hopscotch and jacks and my mom insisted my name was Renee. Ah, grade school. So I'm not going to hate on Courtney Stodden, who even with her monumental enhancements managed to pull off a full and relatively decent cartwheel along the beach just to make sure anybody who wasn't already staring at her ginormous funbags in a tiny bikini got a full and pleasant look.

Courtney is trying very hard to get noticed. I know many of you will tell me I'm part of the problem or some cliche like that for giving her attention. But I only share with you where my eyes go. If I was a automobile reporter, you'd see lots of high end vehicles, you'd also see the spectacular crashes. My mind is simple. It moves toward shiny objects. Feel free to go ahead and find your hot celebrity yabbos on PBS if you want intelligence. Enjoy.

COURTNEY HAS NOT EXACTLY BECOME DEMURE SINCE HER SIZE-UPS

Courtney Stodden Big Boobs in Low Cut Dress at the WOWie Awards

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Courtney Stodden Spares No Cleavage For Night of 100 Stars

By Bill Swift | March 4, 2014 @ 10:41 am

Courtney Stodden Shows Cleavage at 100 Stars Oscar Viewing Party

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I'll say this about Courtney Stodden. She's hard to miss at a party. Even a party of 100 stars, with that definition of 'star' being perhaps a bit on the liberal side. Nevertheless, Courtney seemed to be getting most of the gentleman ogler leering eyes pointed toward her fun-sized yabbos.

Courtney has been trying to get herself out in public as much as possible, to boost her career doing whatever it is she does. Going back to blonde may return all cameras in her direction, not to mention the sheer gravitational force of her biggun' cans. She's trying hard. I think that deserves some credit. If not a two handed squeeze with motorboat maintenance. Keep at it, Courtney. I think we're getting closer. Enjoy.

P.S. Yes, that's Courtney's mom in the see-through top in the third picture. Apple, tree, you know.

COURTNEY DIDN'T BUY THOSE NEW MELONS TO BE HIDDEN

Courtney Stodden Takes Off Her Bikini Top on the Beach

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Courtney Stodden Goes Back to Blonde, Keeps the Funbags

By Bill Swift | February 19, 2014 @ 9:13 am

Courtney Stodden Shows Off Cleavage and Her New Blonde Hair

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If there's one thing I know you care about, it's what hair color Courtney Stodden is choosing for her current look. Well, I'm here to announce that she's officially gone back to platinum blonde after a multi-month run as a brunette, which actually seemed to be popular among most people I talked to, but that's not a statistical sampling.

In any event, she has clearly decided to keep the ginormous funbags completely the same, showing them off in their nearly full bounty at the salon where the media world waited in bated breath to see her hair coloring treatment. I'm not exactly sure what Courtney is up to these days, I just know she's doing it with her chest hanging out. It's not a bad constant Enjoy.

COURTNEY TRIED BRUNETTE AND COVERED TOPLESS FOR A GOOD WHILE

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Courtney Stodden Bikini Beach Sports Partaking and Parading in the Tiny Two-Piece

By Bill Swift | January 31, 2014 @ 9:06 am

Courtney Stodden Shows Off Her Sporty Side in a Bikini in LA

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Word is, Courtney Stodden has finalized her physical and otherwise separation from her long lasting marriage to her dad's older uncle's oldest best friend's dad. She's now officially and undoubtedly single again. To celebrate, Courtney Stodden took her curves and her bikini and her football and hit the beach with some guy we couldn't possibly cared about if we tried, so we cut him out of the silly, but racktastic photos of Courtney who is certainly improving upon her beach posing skill set.

Back in the day, when Courtney was just a teen, I mean, a younger teen, she had some awkward attempts at pulling off California beach girl. She seems to have it down pretty keen these days, including the thong bikini, the half-shirt, and the football. If you look like you're in a beer commercial, you're on the right track. Say what you will about Courtney Stodden, she's improving. Enjoy.