Egotastic
I'll say this for Courtney Stodden. She is trying. If you don't think that Pacific Ocean isn't freezing cold in December, why then you've never accidentally fallen into it during the winter months after one too many shots like somebody I know who looks just like me. It's effin' frigid. But not so Courtney Stodden who braved the chilly H2O to put on a red bikini busty body show to remind everyone that while she wasn't super relevant while married, now she's not super relevant and single. I think that's a plus-one in her column, but I'm still calculating.
You guys send me lots of emails about Courtney, leaning toward the negative. But I also know that while some of your ill feelings are certainly personally justified, you'd be cranking your head at the beach when Courtney walked by, out of pure human reflex. Heck, I've based several of my more serious relationships on less. Enjoy.
Courtney Stodden Struggles to Contain Her Big Bouncing Beach Balls
If you're Courtney Stodden with your newfangled DDD's, you can't just take off your bikini top at the beach and hope to properly contain yourself with hands alone. Though I suppose that was perhaps baked into the plan to get the lenses of every camera within a mile focused on her bouncy flouncy chestal giants as she slipped out of her bikini top to avoid tan lines at the icy cold beach.
Courtney Stodden is like a blossoming flower. Or maybe that's budding, or just trying really hard flower. Either way, I am so tempted to keep looking, despite being played. I'm a sucker for big racks, as well as small racks, medium, and everything in between or sideways. You may like Courtney, you may not like Courtney, but you've got to at least be impressed how she manages to lay on her stomach on the beach. It's a marvel of engineering. Enjoy.