I’m pretty sure you asked for it, either way, you got it. The official release of the Courtney Stodden sex tape through our friends at Vivid.com purveyors of all things celebrity sex tape. I’d like to say I didn’t see this coming when we first met Courtney Stodden as a sixteen year old brie, but, I did. I can’t claim high powers of clairvoyance on that forecast. It just seemed to be inevitable. And thankfully so.
In the tape, Courtney Stodden teases in lingerie, removes her clothes, touches herself in ways that would get you kicked out of Catholic school, and pouts and moans. The tape is ostensibly made for the benefit of her husband, but he’s not going to be the one to buy a million copies, so, you know. you can be the first on your block to get the Courtney Stodden sex tape at Vivid. You’ll be the toast of the next neighborhood watch meeting. Tell them what you’ve been watching! Enjoy.
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And, the topless more fun version, if you so choose:
See The Topless Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Teaser »
Hey, it’s a Star Magazine event. If you’re looking for high class, well, try down the block at The Economist party. You might notice the bust lines a little less busty that were breaking out at the Star Magazine gig which included Courtney Stodden and Farrah Abraham proudly sticking out their chests, shoulders back, in a fine funbag showdown. I hope you didn’t show up expecting them to debate politics.
Say what you will about the reality stars and/or adult film stars showing up to your event. They will come ready for show. And Courtney and Farrah definitely have developed the fuller window displays. It’s not a contest, but it totally is. Both are winners in my book, you know, in this relatively narrow playing field. Enjoy.
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Courtney Stodden‘s boobs look so huge in these pics they almost take your eye out. (Hollywood Tuna)
Let’s celebrate Tuesday with some massive cleavage. (The Chive)
Kendall Jenner‘s ta-tas are almost popping out of that fur top. (WWTDD)
Want to see Paris Hilton fake an orgasm…again? (TMZ)
Kim Kardashian lets her funbags out for some air in Paris. (Huffington Post)
Stella Hudgens Instagrams her sandy bikini booty. (Drunken Stepfather)
Jessica Alba has got some pretty phenomenal stems. (Popoholic)
Oh, what a tangle web we weave when first we set about to show off our wicked hot bodies on social media candids. Well, posed candids for the most part. And that tangled web is welcome to sticky me into submission any time it likes. Just when I have nightmares that the hot babes in babeland might suddenly turn off the hot picture sharing spigot, nope, it fires that much harder. Must be all the pressure. I can totally relate.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the lovely and un-photo-touched Beyonce showing off her MILtastic form, Arianny Celeste with some deep deep cleavage, Hayden Panettiere exhibiting preggo minxy bikini fashions, Courtney Stodden pimping the cans in the red, white and blue, Lea Michele posing in a bustier, Pia Mia Perez flashing her teen booty, Elisabetta Canalis bikini time beach fun, and much much more. You owe it to the good men and women who make the best beverage known to mankind — beer — to check out each and every one of these mindblowing bits of social media goodness. Enjoy.
Well, we just had to trail with a little blood here hours before I go and rob my neighbors of all their fake chocolate compound candy bars. I wish we had more Belgian and Swiss families on the street to show some pride and pass out the real stuff. Nevertheless, may I never look down upon a Nestle Crunch bite in my living years.
Courtney Stodden got into the Halloween spirit with copious amounts of fangs, funbags, and fake blood. Not exactly scream queen, but squeamishly chesty queen for sure. Say what you will about Courtney, she maintains a body built for show, especially around all the holidays. She’s a master of attention. It’s Halloween, go on, give her some. It’s just like candy! Enjoy.
It’s hard to imagine in my mini-sized brain that anybody actually puts together a red carpet fundraiser event and utters the words, ‘We really need to land Courtney Stodden to make this a success’. Nevertheless, there she is, with her XL sized udders righteously barely contained in her revealing dress top at some charitable event that looked far too fancy for my crocs and ripped jeans formal wear. I will give this to Courtney, she creates visuals that will not be overlooked. Such is the power of the boobtastic by its very primal defnition.
Credit is due to Courtney’s mom and public rep who books her for these fancy gigs. She wouldn’t have made it past the Deacon at my school dances, not with her demon’s handiwork hanging out so brazenly. Then again, I would have definitely asked her to dance. Something slow. Like a Hall & Oates ballad. There’s being picky and then there’s been a horny teen. Never the twain shall meet. Enjoy.
Oh, sure, I could look up what the Feline Film Festival is. But after this weekend of hacked celebrity photos, my Google fingers are kind of sore so I’m just going to assume this is a festival for films about cats, made by cats, or for a cat audience. Take your pick. I do know that now 20-year old Courtney Stodden showed up with her bazoongas hanging out to make sure both kittens and children alike in attendance had a solid understanding of where bowls of milk come from.
Courtney has trouble getting the A-list party invites, but if it’s obscure and there’s a red carpet, you can count on Courtney digging into her closet of low cut gowns to show off her enhanced yabbos and pucker like Marilyn. It’s not everybody’s thing, but it’s Courtney’s thing. And if you don’t think blonde young women with enormous puppies won’t get attention at a feline film festival, you are grossly mistaken. Enjoy.