Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden Barely Legal and Almost Falling Out of Her Top in Red Carpet Cleavage Show

Did you think Courtney Stodden would be dropping her self-promotion up-the-wazoo campaign after she turned eighteen this past summer? Um, yeah, think again.

The teen preening queen burst her au natural but heavily pumped up barely legal boobtastic in a low cut dress at the Jayden-Suede event over the weekend, nearly causing a wardrobe malfunction of noteworthy proportions. Moving forward, we'd say the forecast for Courtney is much more of the same, that is until the inevitable full-exposure of the star-seeking country girl, the penultimate moment in the Hollywood track she's sought out since childhood. Hey, everybody has a dream, who are we to criticize? Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Body Fantastic, Lady Gaga Taped Boobtastic, and Sara Jean Underwood Cleavetastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the self-published hits just keep rolling right along.

The old saying goes, if you got it, flaunt it. And there's no doubt that these celebrity girls have got it, and if there's nobody else around to help them flaunt it, well, by golly, they're going to make sure they do it themselves. Call it gumption, call it moxie, or just call it a wood-inducing set of sweet hot homemade pics we like to call the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's roundup features barely legal Courtney Stodden flashing mass cleavage, Kelly Brook showing off her perfect booty, Sophie Turner doubling down with a hot up and down body show, Lady Gaga getting dressed with nipple tape, Sara Jean Underwood with beautiful chesticles, of course, plenty of Kardashian and Jenner self-pimping, and a ton more. You owe it to your great aunt Rose to see these pictures. And, enjoy.

Courtney Stodden, Barely Legal Lady in See-Through Red Dress

All eyes are upon Courtney Stodden this week as the girl who seems destined for Kardashian-esque types of inexplicable attention turns 18 on paper and rumors swirl about her next steps, err, more precisely, where you might see her feet dangling on film in the near future. Now, the all-seeing ogling eyes of Egotastic! foresee most things, but where would the fun be if we alerted you to every inside bodily rumor we hear around these parts?

The barely legal Stodden took to the streets of Hollywood in a see-through red dress to celebrate her coming of age and perhaps her future coming for cash in the adult film world, with a naturally attention-grabbing see-through dress, just to ensure that any paparazzi who weren't following her would soon begin. There is some natural talent there. Not sure it's quite Kardashian level pimpitude, but there's something. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Receives Offer from Adult Film Sites on Her 18th Birthday (VIDEO)

Barely Legal and Already Getting a Check!

The only job I got offered when I turned 18 was the same job I had at 17 and it involved a mop, a bucket, and the remains of hyperactive children who drank too much fruit punch. I certainly don't recall a ginormous pink paycheck offering me cash to knock boots on camera. I would've dropped the vomit bucket.

Our friends at Brazzers (*adult content site) wanted to make sure the whole world knows just how found they are of Courtney Stodden, and even more so, age of consent laws now in play since her 18th birthday today. For her part, the formerly underaged teen bride has said she is considering all offers seriously. Speaking from personal experience once more, I can only say that when you offer a young lady such a lurid proposal and you get not a slap in the face but a 'considering', well, if I'm Brazzers I'd start buying pink rugs for the movie set. I effin' love Hollywood.

See Another Offer Courtney Received via Video »

Courtney Stodden Barely Legal and Blasted With Hot Sticky Adult Film Offers

I would like somebody to stand up who did not see this coming.

Courtney Stodden turned 18 today this very day and was immediately swamped with porn offers from some of the major players in the adult film industry, soliciting the now barely legal teen bride into some onscreen revelations and interactions for cash that, well, we'll await final word from the Stodden camp as to their response to such complimentary offers.

For the full story on Courtney Stodden 18th Birthday adult film offers, visit our friends at TMZ.

Courtney Stodden Is Easing (and Wiggling and Jiggling) Her Way Toward Barely Legalhood (VIDEO)

Courtney Stodden Has Got Some Bikini Dance Moves

I honestly don't remember girls looking like this at 17. And, by girls at 17, I mean the girls from the science club I used to hang out with as they'd tolerate my shit, albeit they didn't quite fill out their bikinis like Courtney Stodden.

In her new personal video tribute from the 4th of July, Courtney dons an All-American bikini and flashes a few bits of homegrown hotness, most of which we can't really even talk about until her birthday at the end of August. Say what you will, but I know you're looking. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Celebrates The 4th By Jiggling Her G.I. Janes

Independence Day is here for the U.S. today on the 4th, and coming soon for teen Courtney Stodden who turns barely legally 18 at the end of next month. We can only imagine the fireworks that will ensue around that occasion.

As for Courtney, she's made her run of cleavy spoof pics through the major holidays since Fall of last year, leaving us smack dab in revealing military gear to honor the nation's birthday. 236 if my math (with calculator) is correct.

Happy Birthday, America. Enjoy.

Check out the entire set of Courtney Stodden flag and funbag waving 4th of July pictures exclusively on Celebuzz.com

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