Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures For Changing Body Shapes and Candid Direction

Our mixed feelings continue on the barely legal reality show seeking young bride, Courtney Stodden, whose teen-puppies seem to be growing from picture to picture, staged candid to staged candid, with either the help of the traditional Hollywood chest expansion technology, or some more old school socks and tape and rubber glue. Hard to tell really, though we assume the latter.

As our friends at TheSuperficial point out, Courtney's latest bikini set is a little on the performance enhanced peeping side of the paparazzi register, but we have to admit, we still get a little thrill out of tracking her bikini and body show as it winds its way to some type of inevitable conclusion. Plus, it is rare to get photos of Courtney without her grandfather-husband in the photos, so whether planned or not, we'll take a gander at Courtney's bikini pander. We just can't help ourselves. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Covered Nekkid Gifts for a Very Pink Christmas

You just knew Courtney Stodden was going to do something daring for her barely legal Christmas, and while she's yet to bare all, we have a sneak peek for you at her rather racy pink-Xmas photoshoot, with nothing but for a few presents between Courtney and her first fully nekkid photoshoot.

Now, we have ribbed Courtney many times in the past for her visual assault on the traditions of our major holidays, but, meh, we're lazy and we're clearly facing an unstoppable wanton force. So, rather than call out Courtney for her degradation of the Yuletide season, we'll just mention that, as we finally can, Courtney's body is finally coming into its own, a real woman, a wife to her grandpa, and somebody who seems willing to drop her drawers for a little holiday magic. Accentuate the positive. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Cleavage Now Comes in Fully Grown Adult Sizes

Ironically, or, perhaps, luckily, we've seen less of Courtney Stodden since she turned the big 1-8 than we did during her triumphant jailbait run following her marriage to the guy who will forever be known as, 'that old perv dude from Lost'.

But, there's truly no stopping the power of funbags in Hollywood, so we get a second bite at the now legal apple with Courtney making more cleavetastic appearances at red carpets and charity events at flashing what appears to be an ever increasing in size pair of barely legal hooters. It's probably mostly smoke and mirrors, but between the inflated tubes and the rather toned leg show, there's simply no way we're not sharing this with you. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Barely Legal and Almost Falling Out of Her Top in Red Carpet Cleavage Show

Did you think Courtney Stodden would be dropping her self-promotion up-the-wazoo campaign after she turned eighteen this past summer? Um, yeah, think again.

The teen preening queen burst her au natural but heavily pumped up barely legal boobtastic in a low cut dress at the Jayden-Suede event over the weekend, nearly causing a wardrobe malfunction of noteworthy proportions. Moving forward, we'd say the forecast for Courtney is much more of the same, that is until the inevitable full-exposure of the star-seeking country girl, the penultimate moment in the Hollywood track she's sought out since childhood. Hey, everybody has a dream, who are we to criticize? Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Body Fantastic, Lady Gaga Taped Boobtastic, and Sara Jean Underwood Cleavetastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the self-published hits just keep rolling right along.

The old saying goes, if you got it, flaunt it. And there's no doubt that these celebrity girls have got it, and if there's nobody else around to help them flaunt it, well, by golly, they're going to make sure they do it themselves. Call it gumption, call it moxie, or just call it a wood-inducing set of sweet hot homemade pics we like to call the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup.

This week's roundup features barely legal Courtney Stodden flashing mass cleavage, Kelly Brook showing off her perfect booty, Sophie Turner doubling down with a hot up and down body show, Lady Gaga getting dressed with nipple tape, Sara Jean Underwood with beautiful chesticles, of course, plenty of Kardashian and Jenner self-pimping, and a ton more. You owe it to your great aunt Rose to see these pictures. And, enjoy.

Courtney Stodden, Barely Legal Lady in See-Through Red Dress

All eyes are upon Courtney Stodden this week as the girl who seems destined for Kardashian-esque types of inexplicable attention turns 18 on paper and rumors swirl about her next steps, err, more precisely, where you might see her feet dangling on film in the near future. Now, the all-seeing ogling eyes of Egotastic! foresee most things, but where would the fun be if we alerted you to every inside bodily rumor we hear around these parts?

The barely legal Stodden took to the streets of Hollywood in a see-through red dress to celebrate her coming of age and perhaps her future coming for cash in the adult film world, with a naturally attention-grabbing see-through dress, just to ensure that any paparazzi who weren't following her would soon begin. There is some natural talent there. Not sure it's quite Kardashian level pimpitude, but there's something. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Receives Offer from Adult Film Sites on Her 18th Birthday (VIDEO)

Barely Legal and Already Getting a Check!

The only job I got offered when I turned 18 was the same job I had at 17 and it involved a mop, a bucket, and the remains of hyperactive children who drank too much fruit punch. I certainly don't recall a ginormous pink paycheck offering me cash to knock boots on camera. I would've dropped the vomit bucket.

Our friends at Brazzers (*adult content site) wanted to make sure the whole world knows just how found they are of Courtney Stodden, and even more so, age of consent laws now in play since her 18th birthday today. For her part, the formerly underaged teen bride has said she is considering all offers seriously. Speaking from personal experience once more, I can only say that when you offer a young lady such a lurid proposal and you get not a slap in the face but a 'considering', well, if I'm Brazzers I'd start buying pink rugs for the movie set. I effin' love Hollywood.

See Another Offer Courtney Received via Video »

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