You know, we’re all still reeling from the shocking split announcement from Courtney Stodden and her older gentleman sweetheart husband. By reeling, I mostly mean, we’re all waiting to see how long before Courtney does some very revealing adult content. Hey, we all grieve in our own way.
Courtney took to the public thoroughfares of West Hollywood last night to remind everybody that she has enormous cans and she’s not afraid to use them to get noticed. Perhaps this was one of the wedges, so to speak, driving her and her much older husband apart. Or, maybe he wanted them bigger. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors. We just like to watch. Enjoy.
Rumors are starting to float around about how and why the beautiful union between Courtney Stodden and her older husband Doug Hutchison has come to a premature conclusion
I would like to state emphatically that the breakup had nothing to do with Courtney’s letters to me pleading for a motorboat with longer lasting batteries to satisfy her supersized Funions. In fact, I barely responded to those letters, and in those responses, I made it very clear that I would never snoggle the County Fair blue ribbon prize melons of a married woman. Ruh-roh. My bad.
There’s just not much room left anymore in the tops of anything Courtney Stodden wears. Nothing comes in her precise size, at least not until Shauna Sand opens up her ‘For Girls Like Me’ boutique.
Courtney’s nipples were poking proudly from her recently pumped up chest puppies behind a sheer dress, her new standard wardrobe for recreational promenades and trips to casting offices where they can’t possibly be telling her she’s not blonde or busty enough. Courtney’s trying, her whole body is trying, including her headlights which are feeling squeezed these days. Hollywood is tough. It will chew you up and spit you out, even if you’ve made yourself into much bigger than a bite-sized morsel. Enjoy.
There’s one thing you can never take away from Courtney Stodden — she’s not a quitter. This is a teen girl with a dream to come to Hollywood with minimal talent and a pervy older husband and to just make it big doing something with somebody somewhere.
For all the slings and arrows she’s faced, she just keeps on keeping on. Make fun of her new chesty triumphs, she’ll go ahead and plump up her lips too. Tell her she’s showing off too much skin, she’ll go ahead and find the skimpiest bikini possible and prance around on the beach getting attention. She’s not heeding any public commentary. It’s sort of refreshing in a massive boob and lip to the eyeball kind of way. Enjoy.
They were dubbing the return of Courtney Stodden to Los Angeles as some type of heroes return from conquering Great Britain. That seems like it might be bit overblown, but when you’re talking about Courtney Stodden, everything is pretty much overblown at this point.
The busty supposed eighteen year old took to a club in Hollywood to celebrate her British invasion on Celebrity Big Brother, wearing, err, painted into a blue leather skin tight something or other where everybody was laying odds on how long her cans would stay packed in their leather casing. It really was some kind of miracle of Velcro or something similar to keep the children in the area from being visually drowned in chest flesh. Enjoy.
If you thought Courtney Stodden was going to and through England without one or more lads magazine photoshoots, well, you were quite mistaken, my friend.
Courtney didn’t take it all off, the budgets don’t align quite yet, but she covered up her own new DD+ rack and slinked around in some black lingerie for our friends at Nuts, trying her best to compete with the major league boobtastic talent native to Jolly Old. I’ll leave it up to you to decide how she fared, and I’l leave it up to me to peek the peaks. I can only stretch my talents so far. Enjoy.
It looks like somebody is taking their exit from Celebrity Big Brother rather hard. It’s either that or Courtney Stodden can’t handle her first tastes of the devil’s brew in Jolly Old where the drinking age matches Courtney’s more tender years.
Either way, the pumped up big haired blonde was flashing her panties and butt cheeks and about a million hectares of silicon injected chestal landscape climbing in and out of cabs in London. It’d be hard to miss Courtney when she’s out on the town, her dress impossibly too short and low cut. You wonder what Celebrity Big Brother is looking for in its women, really. Enjoy.