Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden Nipples Poke Through Her Tight Dress (They Had No Chance)

There's just not much room left anymore in the tops of anything Courtney Stodden wears. Nothing comes in her precise size, at least not until Shauna Sand opens up her 'For Girls Like Me' boutique.

Courtney's nipples were poking proudly from her recently pumped up chest puppies behind a sheer dress, her new standard wardrobe for recreational promenades and trips to casting offices where they can't possibly be telling her she's not blonde or busty enough. Courtney's trying, her whole body is trying, including her headlights which are feeling squeezed these days. Hollywood is tough. It will chew you up and spit you out, even if you've made yourself into much bigger than a bite-sized morsel. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures Back in Black with New Boobs and Lips

There's one thing you can never take away from Courtney Stodden -- she's not a quitter. This is a teen girl with a dream to come to Hollywood with minimal talent and a pervy older husband and  to just make it big doing something with somebody somewhere.

For all the slings and arrows she's faced, she just keeps on keeping on. Make fun of her new chesty triumphs, she'll go ahead and plump up her lips too. Tell her she's showing off too much skin, she'll go ahead and find the skimpiest bikini possible and prance around on the beach getting attention. She's not heeding any public commentary. It's sort of refreshing in a massive boob and lip to the eyeball kind of way. Enjoy.

How Is Courtney Stodden Contained In This Dress?

They were dubbing the return of Courtney Stodden to Los Angeles as some type of heroes return from conquering Great Britain. That seems like it might be bit overblown, but when you're talking about Courtney Stodden, everything is pretty much overblown at this point.

The busty supposed eighteen year old took to a club in Hollywood to celebrate her British invasion on Celebrity Big Brother, wearing, err, painted into a blue leather skin tight something or other where everybody was laying odds on how long her cans would stay packed in their leather casing. It really was some kind of miracle of Velcro or something similar to keep the children in the area from being visually drowned in chest flesh. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Covered Topless Lingerie Shoot

If you thought Courtney Stodden was going to and through England without one or more lads magazine photoshoots, well, you were quite mistaken, my friend.

Courtney didn't take it all off, the budgets don't align quite yet, but she covered up her own new DD+ rack and slinked around in some black lingerie for our friends at Nuts, trying her best to compete with the major league boobtastic talent native to Jolly Old. I'll leave it up to you to decide how she fared, and I'l leave it up to me to peek the peaks. I can only stretch my talents so far. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Drunken Upskirts and Cleave Drops in London

It looks like somebody is taking their exit from Celebrity Big Brother rather hard. It's either that or Courtney Stodden can't handle her first tastes of the devil's brew in Jolly Old where the drinking age matches Courtney's more tender years.

Either way, the pumped up big haired blonde was flashing her panties and butt cheeks and about a million hectares of silicon injected chestal landscape climbing in and out of cabs in London. It'd be hard to miss Courtney when she's out on the town, her dress impossibly too short and low cut. You wonder what Celebrity Big Brother is looking for in its women, really. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden And Her DD’s Kicked Out of the Big Brother House

Courtney Stodden evicted is not a phrase you'd expect to hear everyday. Maybe every other day at most. But, despite being the biggest boobed contestant in The Celebrity Big Brother UK House, and also flashing her bare top at some point for the cameras, whoever it is who decides these things kicked Courtney out of the house and of the show. So she made her walk of shame, which she seemed pretty well-versed in, showing off the chestal boulders that will no longer be readily seen by British TV viewers.

I can't say if people laughed or cried or just kissed two shillings goodbye. But I can say everybody is excited for what comes next for Courtney Stodden, I mean, within the range of adult fare possibilities. I kid, Courtney, I kid. Sort of. Enjoy.

Courtney Stodden Topless Finally Occurs at 19 (and DD) on Celebrity Big Brother


To call Courtney Stodden flashing her bare boobs to the 'secret' cameras on Celebrity Big Brother U.K. an accident is sort of like calling Courtney Stodden a celebrity in the first place. I'm not buying it. Still, even waiting a year and a major implant surgery past her barely legal birthday to finally see Courtney's fully exposed udders, I guess it was cosmically worth it. Kinda sorta?

It's easy to hate on Courtney Stodden, though if we're being honest with ourselves, she's doing precisely what we anticipated she would beginning three years ago, so outrage seems a stretch in the least. I once again defer to the Ferdinand principle in all such controversial matters. I prefer to sit under my cork tree and smell the flowers and watch the bare funbags without a need for complications. Enjoy.