I guess getting back into the swing of the social scene after divorce is easier at nineteen than forty. Courtney Stodden has wasted no time in further plunging her neckline, if not her entire self, back into the exhibitionist party scene in Hollywood following her announced split from her grandfatherly husband.
Out last night at a Pop Fashion event, Courtney came dressed appropriately in some sheer negligee, flashing up to one hundred acres of her new chestal regions, along with peeks up her skirt at her playful panties. Just for good measure, she had some older guy grabbing her around the body most of the evening. I’m going to guess… Uncle Joe? Of course, she married the last Uncle Joe, but we’ll see where this one leads. She is a spectacle, I will give her that. Enjoy.
Courtney Stodden was the honored guest of the Police Protective League in Los Angeles who I guess vowed to keep her new enormous chest safe and secure for as long a she was willing to show them off indiscreetly in public. Now, when you think major city police unions, you don’t normally think Courtney Stodden, but I suppose among guys working the beat, her deep cleavage was a nice evening affair treat, especially after a couple hours of fundraiser open bar.
The freshly single Courtney Stodden obviously did not disappoint or deviate from anticipated wardrobe, flashing her new XXL cans for the benefit of the men in blue. Everything seems to be ship shape in Courtney’s new life’s adventures. Enjoy.
Hey, being single isn’t like married life. I can’t wait to get married and stop doing these five to ten pushups a day to keep myself in single guy kind of rock body shape. For Courtney Stodden, without her stalwart older male companion in her life anymore, she can’t just rest on her jugular laurels. She needs to get her big betties out there in the public, flash some skin, throw off her demure shackles and let the male world know Courtney is single and ready to mingle or make some mature themed movies or what have you.
Courtney made her way to Ventura Beach in a tiny white bikini that barely contained her female forms, but most definitely got the attention of every man, woman, and shrieking child within eyesight. Also, a couple lonely sailors out to sea with very powerful binoculars. Say what you will about Courtney Stodden, you sure have said it all, she is definitely hard to miss. Enjoy.
You know, we’re all still reeling from the shocking split announcement from Courtney Stodden and her older gentleman sweetheart husband. By reeling, I mostly mean, we’re all waiting to see how long before Courtney does some very revealing adult content. Hey, we all grieve in our own way.
Courtney took to the public thoroughfares of West Hollywood last night to remind everybody that she has enormous cans and she’s not afraid to use them to get noticed. Perhaps this was one of the wedges, so to speak, driving her and her much older husband apart. Or, maybe he wanted them bigger. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors. We just like to watch. Enjoy.
Rumors are starting to float around about how and why the beautiful union between Courtney Stodden and her older husband Doug Hutchison has come to a premature conclusion
I would like to state emphatically that the breakup had nothing to do with Courtney’s letters to me pleading for a motorboat with longer lasting batteries to satisfy her supersized Funions. In fact, I barely responded to those letters, and in those responses, I made it very clear that I would never snoggle the County Fair blue ribbon prize melons of a married woman. Ruh-roh. My bad.
There’s just not much room left anymore in the tops of anything Courtney Stodden wears. Nothing comes in her precise size, at least not until Shauna Sand opens up her ‘For Girls Like Me’ boutique.
Courtney’s nipples were poking proudly from her recently pumped up chest puppies behind a sheer dress, her new standard wardrobe for recreational promenades and trips to casting offices where they can’t possibly be telling her she’s not blonde or busty enough. Courtney’s trying, her whole body is trying, including her headlights which are feeling squeezed these days. Hollywood is tough. It will chew you up and spit you out, even if you’ve made yourself into much bigger than a bite-sized morsel. Enjoy.
There’s one thing you can never take away from Courtney Stodden — she’s not a quitter. This is a teen girl with a dream to come to Hollywood with minimal talent and a pervy older husband and to just make it big doing something with somebody somewhere.
For all the slings and arrows she’s faced, she just keeps on keeping on. Make fun of her new chesty triumphs, she’ll go ahead and plump up her lips too. Tell her she’s showing off too much skin, she’ll go ahead and find the skimpiest bikini possible and prance around on the beach getting attention. She’s not heeding any public commentary. It’s sort of refreshing in a massive boob and lip to the eyeball kind of way. Enjoy.