Egotastic
As we have scientifically documented, Courtney Stodden and her grandpa/husband are on a mission to destroy all that is (remaining) good and holy in America.
There ain't that much left to hit, but the 17-year old skeez with the 40-year old hard-life stripper body set her eyes today on the wonderfully traditional iconography of roller skating. Not roller blading, that horrible hipster phase from the 1990's that cost me half my friends by way of social exile, but roller skating, that wholesome All-American recreational sport popularized in the 1950's and perfected in Xanadu. But, no longer wholesome, now that Courtney and her stat-rap husband have seen fit to skank it up with bits and pieces of unctuous fame-mongering.
Yet, undeniably, there is that body. I mean, under-aged and all, so we mustn't destroy its innocence.
You can check out the entire set of Courtney Stodden bikini pictures on roller skates exclusively on Celebuzz.
Courtney Stodden Shows Off Her Underaged Eggs for Easter
If you didn't see this coming, then you have not been paying attention to the wretchedly magnificent career of still underaged teen reality star wannabe-so-badly Courtney Stodden, who has taken her stab at putting a naughty stank on every holiday for the past nine months or so. She's dropped her jailbait turducken on Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, and, now, Easter time, in her now traditional white bikini with padding giving her that perfect 40-year old washed up cheerleader who slept with everybody on the team but never got married look.
And, yet, we stare. And to those of you who will write, and you will, telling us that posting these pictures of Courtney Stodden trying to use her teen body parts were not even allowed to mention because she is a teen to gain fame and fortune is all just us leering at a roadside traffic accident, well, yeah. We do look at traffic accidents. It's human nature. We're built that way. And, we're built to leer at Courtney Stodden, I mean, in a polite to the innocent young lady sort of way, natch. Happy Easter.
COURTNEY STODDEN DEGRADED CHRISTMAS FASTER THAN A TAINTED FRUIT CAKE