Who’s Hotter: Curvy Courtney Stodden and Slim Hailey Baldwin Bikini Comparisons

Sometimes I wonder how Hailey Baldwin got to be so hot. She reminds me of that one time I wore a hoodie in the heat and I was burning up. She’s as hot as winter attire being worn in the summer. Then on the other end of the debate, there’s Courtney Stodden. She reminds me of that one time I heard the radio announcer say that Christmas was coming again this year in July, so I turned on the heater in my house to avoid a surprise freeze, big mistake. I learned two things that day. The first being Christmas in July is a figure of speech, and the second thing I learned was what it feels like to be Courtney Stodden. That woman could melt a Popsicle from across the room with one glance.

I’m going to leave who’s hotter up to the audience. I couldn’t decide if my life counted on it. Better yet, maybe since it’s about time to register to vote, we can also cast our vote to elect the hotter women between the two. I hope these two come up with creative campaigns because at the moment I am very undecided.

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