Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale Spandex and Cleavage and a Call Back to Showier Times

Oh, maybe Ashley Tisdale isn’t visually giving as much as she used to. She got married or engaged or something horribly inconsiderate like that. But she can’t hide that compelling worked out petite hot body of hers she’s perfect through years of hard work and training and sweat, with the latter mostly contributed by me while leering.

Ashley isn’t the high ranking girl of my dreams perhaps from her cheerleading TV show days, but she remains one of the sweet female forms that definitely capture our attention when leaving the gym in Spandex and flashing a little of the Tisdale ta’s. She could be so much more, but I suppose now she’s saving it for another man. The story of my life. I’m still ogling Ashley. I’m not giving up yet. It’s supposed to be super warm this weekend, could we maybe break out one of those old miniskirt? It’s a suggestion, not an order. Enjoy.

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Ashley Tisdale Still My Leggy Lust Bunny

The more Ashley Tisdale wants nothing to do with me, the most I think I long for her and her toned taut ever-on-display legs. Men always want what they can’t have. Ergo, I want a heck of a lot.

Ashley spent the warm weather weekend in Los Angeles shopping as is the right of pretty girls the world over. We stopped sending good looking women into the mines before we even built the first mine. It was collectively a very good call. And now allows us all the ogle the sweet legs of Ashley Tisdale in some short jean shorts. Not exactly R-rated, but if you run it through your own prurient mind a few loops, I bet you come up with something racy in terms of how this story ends. Fantasies is just reality that is yet to happen. Something optimistic like that. Enjoy.

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Jessica Burciaga Side Boob, Ashely Tisdale Bikini Top, and Stella Hudgens Killer Booty Headline the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The more parents warn their children not to post their pictures on social media, well, the absolutely skyrockets in flight better it’s going to get. Silly parents. Don’t you realize how uncool you are by your very job description. Young hot celebrities, don’t trust anybody over 30, save for your Uncle Bill. I will never steer you wrong. Right now, I want to steer your toward even more showy social media candids. Not that you need much prodding. This just keeps getting better and better.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini top, Stella Hudgens, Vanessa’s little sister, showing off her stellar late teen thumper, Katherine Heigl in a red bikini, Carmen Electra in a killer bikini, Jessica Burciaga showing so much sideboob I want to weep, and much more. You owe it to that girl who knows nothing about basketball who is still going to beat you in the office March Madness bracket pool to check out each and every one of these many social media self-published goodies. You will thank me later. Hopefully, with shiny beads. Enjoy.

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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Bouncy Bikini Bachelorette Yacht Party!

Now, you know I’ve been saving up for my own sea-faring vessel. An eighteen foot sloop with only moderate to major hull damages that I’m a mere thirty-seven years away from affording the first payment. Soon. But not soon enough to host the bachelorette at sea party Vanessa Hudgens and a couple other bikini clad friends threw for gal friend Ashley Tisdale over the weekend in Miami.

I can’t remember who Ashley is marrying, but somebody who’s not me which means looking it up will only make me jealous. It might ruin my otherwise pleasant mood from watching Vanessa and Ashley and friends bounce around with their hot bodies and booties in bikini along the deck of their yacht having a grand old send off of their buddy into matrimony. I must say, it doesn’t look as nearly as wild as the bachelor parties I attend, though the girls are much prettier at Ashley and Vanessa’s event. Girls, couldn’t you use a little man to tie down and do dirty things with at your little three sheets to the wind party? I do volunteer. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Braless for Squishy Fun Time Peeks

We haven’t seen Ashley Tisdale in some time. I assume this means she’s been busy with work and romance and other such things that keep a girl with such stellar legs indoors, sadly, for us, good for her I guess. But now she’s back on the streets of L.A. in a photoshoot that apparently required no bra, or maybe Ashley just chose to go commando, but in either case, we are the winners.

This whole no-bra trend in general has been very beneficial to us ogling gentleman. I think it’s been scientifically proven now many times by guys with jobs I’d love to have that bras do little to actually support the supportive process in woman as they get a bit older. So the entirety of its purpose is style and humility, two characteristics for which we have little use. Ladies, throw out your bras. Just look at how fetching Ashley Tisdale becomes without her undergarments. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Flashes Her Sweet Legs for Hollywood Premiere

That Awkward Moment premiere last night gave me one awkward pause when Ashley Tisdale showed off her longest shorty legs in Hollywood, exhibiting her tightly toned gams that she works so very hard at the gym.

We used to see a ton of Ashley’s stems, but I think since she got this new boyfriend or something they’ve been off-limits and I have missed them terribly. Used to be we could count on a good Tisdale leg muscles flaunt once a week, now, far less often. So I was most grateful to see those gymnastic twirlers taken out for a stroll in front of the cameras. I really would like to be her leg moisturizing assistant. Provided she asks few questions about my choice of product. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes, Ashley Tisdale, and Jessica Alba Black Pleather Miniskirt Weekend

As you might know, I’m something of a fashionista, known widely for my taste in haute couture, prêt-à-porter, and a bunch of other French type clothing words whose meaning escapes me at the moment. When three of my favorite sextastic celebrities appear in short black skirts over the weekend, I’m going to notice. I mean, I’m going to shake spasmodically, chew on a towel until I’m calm enough to function, then notice.

Katie Holmes was unusually high hem-lined in her little skirt at the Z100 Jingle Ball event in N.Y.:

While Ashley Tisdale sported her gladiator kilt and stockings shopping in Beverly Hills:

And, last, but most definitely not least, Jessica Alba, high-styled in an outfit which I’m sure cost more than my rent, but showed off her fine legs in boots to boot:

It was almost to much to bear, and yet not quite bare enough. It was in fact, very similar to a dream I have that involves me getting slapped across the face not twice but thrice for wandering hands. Thank you, ma’ams, may I have another? Enjoy.