Ashley Tisdale

Ashley Tisdale Flashes Her Sweet Legs for Hollywood Premiere

That Awkward Moment premiere last night gave me one awkward pause when Ashley Tisdale showed off her longest shorty legs in Hollywood, exhibiting her tightly toned gams that she works so very hard at the gym.

We used to see a ton of Ashley's stems, but I think since she got this new boyfriend or something they've been off-limits and I have missed them terribly. Used to be we could count on a good Tisdale leg muscles flaunt once a week, now, far less often. So I was most grateful to see those gymnastic twirlers taken out for a stroll in front of the cameras. I really would like to be her leg moisturizing assistant. Provided she asks few questions about my choice of product. Enjoy.

Katie Holmes, Ashley Tisdale, and Jessica Alba Black Pleather Miniskirt Weekend

As you might know, I'm something of a fashionista, known widely for my taste in haute couture, prêt-à-porter, and a bunch of other French type clothing words whose meaning escapes me at the moment. When three of my favorite sextastic celebrities appear in short black skirts over the weekend, I'm going to notice. I mean, I'm going to shake spasmodically, chew on a towel until I'm calm enough to function, then notice.

Katie Holmes was unusually high hem-lined in her little skirt at the Z100 Jingle Ball event in N.Y.:

While Ashley Tisdale sported her gladiator kilt and stockings shopping in Beverly Hills:

And, last, but most definitely not least, Jessica Alba, high-styled in an outfit which I'm sure cost more than my rent, but showed off her fine legs in boots to boot:

It was almost to much to bear, and yet not quite bare enough. It was in fact, very similar to a dream I have that involves me getting slapped across the face not twice but thrice for wandering hands. Thank you, ma'ams, may I have another? Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Spoken For, But Her Hot Legs Still Talking

Despite being snatched up in engagement by some guy I care not to know much about, Ashley Tisdale continues to have and to flaunt some of the best short girl gams in all of Tinsel Town. I suppose they belong to another man now, but that has never really stopped us before some taking in the unusually long toned legs on this hot shorty.

Someday, I too intend to propose to a woman and take her for my wife. How else to enter the reflective blues phase of my existence. For now, I shall merely covet thy neighbor's wife. Especially when she's wearing little tiny shorts or something and exhibiting some killer legs. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Also Looking Mighty Fine for Scary Movie 5

Talk about all grown up, Ashley Tisdale had it all grown up and going on at last night's N.Y. premiere of Scary Movie 5. Sadly, no obvious shows of skin, but in a dress that can only be worn by a woman that works out as often and dedicated as the Tis, giving her one of the very best shorty bodies in all of Hollywood.

We're not really sure what Ashley is up to these days. We don't see her in film or TV or making babies or such. But every time we do see her, she looks like a million minxy dollars. And that's the most important job of all. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures Telescopically Hot Down Mexico Way

Oh, man, the number of Mexican resort treelines we have covered with our telescopic lenses. Some days, you just get shots of birds, other days, you come up big time with Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures, featuring the petite minx with the best shortest legs in Hollywood tanning her hot body.

Now, from a mile away, you're going to get a blur. But you can use your imagination to fill in the resolution on Ashley, just as you are using your dream tool to virtually unhook Ashley's bikini as we speak. Or, you ought be. It's sort of compulsory with a little sextastic in a bikini. And, that butt. Ye-ow (I think that's a word the kids are using now). So hot. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Flashes Her Petite Hot Body in Low Hanging Short Shorts About L.A.

It's February in L.A, which means it's late Spring, and with the warming temperatures, out came the hotties over the weekend to show off their Pilates and yoga chiseled wares, most notably one of our favorite petite hotties, Ashley Tisdale, who despite her diminutive stature manages to have some inexplicably long and toned legs, not too mention a tummy that instinctively reaching for the ketchup squirt bottle. And when those short shorts started sinking, squeeze we did.

Ashley Tisdale works hard for her body so we work it hard for Ashley's body. This is the Circle of Ogling. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr and More 2013 Golden Globe Awards After-Party Hotness

Let's be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night's 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we're on the 'watch list' at the front door.

The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.