Ashley Tisdale Bares Her Pert Buns

Aside from an ass that could convince a man to commit murder, Ashley Tisdale is also displaying clothing that has no real purpose in life. Hopefully no one makes a movie in the same vain as Toy Story about the secret world of clothing. There is going to be a lot of invalid characters.

That see-through “robe” would be up there on the list of useless items. That does not mean it would be unloved or unwanted—I want women to wear it plenty. I hope every woman in America will buy one.

If I become independently wealthy I will start a charity that gives them out to the needy, like so many athletes do. It does not even matter if the homeless women refuse my gift because it won’t do them any good on the streets, they’ll have to take robes. Once they put them on they will understand.

Once a person starts to feel pretty, all of the other problems in life start to disappear. That is a fact that has been proven by science. That is why there are no pretty homeless people. Homes literally present themselves to people who have see-through robes on.

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