Talk about all grown up, Ashley Tisdale had it all grown up and going on at last night’s N.Y. premiere of Scary Movie 5. Sadly, no obvious shows of skin, but in a dress that can only be worn by a woman that works out as often and dedicated as the Tis, giving her one of the very best shorty bodies in all of Hollywood.
We’re not really sure what Ashley is up to these days. We don’t see her in film or TV or making babies or such. But every time we do see her, she looks like a million minxy dollars. And that’s the most important job of all. Enjoy.
Oh, man, the number of Mexican resort treelines we have covered with our telescopic lenses. Some days, you just get shots of birds, other days, you come up big time with Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures, featuring the petite minx with the best shortest legs in Hollywood tanning her hot body.
Now, from a mile away, you’re going to get a blur. But you can use your imagination to fill in the resolution on Ashley, just as you are using your dream tool to virtually unhook Ashley’s bikini as we speak. Or, you ought be. It’s sort of compulsory with a little sextastic in a bikini. And, that butt. Ye-ow (I think that’s a word the kids are using now). So hot. Enjoy.
It’s February in L.A, which means it’s late Spring, and with the warming temperatures, out came the hotties over the weekend to show off their Pilates and yoga chiseled wares, most notably one of our favorite petite hotties, Ashley Tisdale, who despite her diminutive stature manages to have some inexplicably long and toned legs, not too mention a tummy that instinctively reaching for the ketchup squirt bottle. And when those short shorts started sinking, squeeze we did.
Ashley Tisdale works hard for her body so we work it hard for Ashley’s body. This is the Circle of Ogling. Enjoy.
Let’s be honest, while here are a blessedly decent number of super hot, quite talented thespianic females, the best of the sweetness in Hottieville often comes out for the after-party events following the handing over of the polished bronze awards. Such was the case after last night’s 2013 Golden Globe Awards where a number of our favorite sextastic celebs showed their faces, and their designer clad Pilates worked bodies, at the Warner Bros. after party, the shindig thrown by Miramax, and a couple other events around town where we’re on the ‘watch list’ at the front door.
The sight of pure passion purveying Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Tisdale smooshed together gave us the fantasy chills, quickly followed by a hot jolt up the spinal column at the skin exhibition put on by uber sextastic Miranda Kerr. Sarah Hyland switched dressed, but kept the cleavage, while Carmen Electra showed off her newly revised body. Kate Hudson bared cleave and Jamie Chung looked quite stellar and our lady of Kate Beckinsale, well, who could not want to glazer her hot mama doughnut at any hour of the day. All in all, one wonderful late Sunday night in Hollywood.
2013 is going to be all about the ladies publishing themselves. It’s been a growing phenomenon that is just going to bust out big time in Lucky ’13, and we plan on being a large driving force in that regard. I mean, so much as you can be a generally lazy, non-hard working driving force. And the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is just the tip of the coming iceberg, but, oh, what a glorious tip of the celebrity sextastic each week, produced, by, for, and about our favorire sextastic celebrities.
This week’s Roundup includes Jenette McCurdy flashing cleavage, Ashley Tisdale showing off holiday sideboob, Brandy in a rare bikini body appearance, Francia Raisa exhibiting her own hot bikini body, Rita Ora wicked body in swimsuit, and Sofia Vergara also dazzling in a one piece, and, oh, so much more. You owe it to the first baby born at 12:00am on 1/1/13 to view each and every single one of these self-published celebrity skin celebrations. Enjoy.
I’m told this is the end of the Twilight Saga, the pornucopia of cinematic fare that has stimulated the libidinal parts of the fairer gender, young and old, with its incredibly romantic vision of Goth vampires from the Pacific Northwest, like so many flannel-clad vegan protestors outside a Starbucks, thirsty for blood, or, pumpkin-spiced lattes.
While it’s easy to mock the craptastic vamp trail that has been Twilight, there’s no doubt that the film series has introduced us to a treasure trove of hotties, for whom we are thankful in this giving of thanks season, and many of whom were in attendance at the L.A. premiere of the Breaking Dawn 2 finale last night, including Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, and Kristen Stewart, who along with Ashley Tisdale and Teresa Palmer, stole the show on the big production red carpet. Looking at all these lovely ladies it wasn’t hard to imagine a little serious sucking going on. Enjoy.