Amanda Bynes

Playboy Offers Amanda Bynes a Hosting Job Via Twitter, Like You Do

By Esteban | June 4, 2013 @ 2:00 pm

She Got a Job Offer. What's Your Excuse?

Are you currently unemployed and looking for work? Finding it a tough job market out there? Well, Amanda Bynes doesn't know what the big deal is. She's a whacked out pot-head going through a Britney Spears-esque public breakdown, and she found a new job without even looking. So, like, what's the big deal?

What am I talking about? I'm talking about the fact that Amanda Bynes just got offered a job. On Twitter. By Playboy.

It's not what you're thinking, however. They just want the child star-turned-Twitter train wreck to host their afternoon radio show on XM Satellite Radio. See:

@amandabynes Seriously, Amanda - we want you to co-host our afternoon show for a day. Please DM your info.

— Playboy Radio(@PlayboyRadio) June 3, 2013

Come on, admit it—you'd totally listen to an Amanda Bynes radio show. It would just be three hours of her taking calls from other crazy people, every one of them would end with her saying the caller is ugly, and it would be fantastic!

Unfortunately, Bynes hasn't publicly responded to the tweeted job offer. However, she has been pretty busy getting into arguments with Courtney Love and Lance Bass. Maybe she just needs a little more time to think about it.

BYNES BEFORE THE FALL:

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READER FINDS: Amanda Bynes Bikini Back When, Jodi Arias Nekkid (Yes, That Jodi Arias), Jessica Alba Camel Toe and Much Much More…

By Bill Swift | May 10, 2013 @ 12:28 pm

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Amanda Bynes Wears a Bikini in Lovewrecked

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Talk about one whopper of a week. This has been one of those five-day hauls when The Bandit is just about ready to turn himself into Smokey. But, not quite, there's still some business to be done. The business of awesome bold and beautiful skin from some of our favorite celebrities courtesy of your generous donations. A little gift giving circle we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Amanda Bynes from not so long ago looking hot in a bikini (thanks to EgoReader 'JHay'), a classic throwback to Joy Harmon in Cool Hand Luke with one of the best car wash scenes ever (kudos to 'Benny' for that), Estella Warren flashing her whale tail (dropped upon us by 'Dennis'), Karina Jelinek nekkid on the beach (quite a sight from 'Esteban'), the talented Vikki Blows showing off her talents (donated by 'Rudy'), convicted killer Jodi Arias nekkid, fyi, we waited until she was convicted to show these (but inspired by 'Anon', thanks), Cheryl Burke in a see-through top and Jessica Alba camel toe and Ariel Winter bikini shot (and you're welcome from "Pito'), Micaela Schaefer topless goodness (courtesy of 'Rix'), Gwnyeth Paltrow assorted skin pics (blessings from 'Dave M.'), and Selena Gomez hot screencaps (friended here by 'Ambrus'). Quite a goodness haul indeed. Enjoy.

Amanda Bynes Half Nekkid on Twitter; Expect More to Follow

By Bill Swift | May 2, 2013 @ 12:52 am

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I'm trying to put the positive spin on this whole Amanda Bynes meltdown. And, basically, it boils down to her showing more and more of herself on camera as the combination of her need for attention and whatever else it is going on in her noggin combine forces for likely even more epic self-published pics to follow. While we always highlight the best of the Twitpics each Thursday, this particular photo array from Amanda certainly deserves a call out.

I suppose if she starts taking photos without her fake hair and gets into some sort of weirdly destructive visual mode, we might have to pull back a bit in our straight up ogling of these exposing images. I mean, we'll still look, obviously, but maybe a tad bit more discreetly. For now, take in Amanda Bynes. She wants you to. And, enjoy.

(Thanks to the many many of you EgoReaders who helped out by sending us copies of these pictures. Why are you following Amanda on Twitter again?)

AMANDA BYNES BACK IN THE TV STARLET DAYS

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Lindsay Lohan Attacked (Not Really) and Amanda Bynes Locks Herself in Cupcake Bathroom; You’re Welcome, New York

By Bill Swift | October 1, 2012 @ 9:20 am

What a weekend for celebrities who fled from L.A. to N.Y. to find some sanctuary from the media and bad influences in Hollywood. Yeah, that plans has only worked -- never.

Amanda Bynes who people are refusing to publicly state is clearly heavily caught up in some kind of mind altering substances, locked herself in a cupcake bakery bathroom for half an hour before firefighters were forced to extricate the trouble 20-something celeb.

And, honest citizen Lindsay Lohan got into a late-night, post-nightclubbing kerfuffle with some idiot star-stalking Congressional staffer dude she invited to party back at her hotel room after the tool started taking cell phone pictures of Lindsay doing something Lindsay would rather not have published. Probably something like reading to schoolchildren, though, it was 1:00am in a hotel room party, so, maybe not. So, Lindsay did what so many of her effed up in the head celebrity hotel guests have done before her -- she pulled the fire alarm.

Lindsay claims the dude assaulted her and wanted him charged; according to our friends at TMZ, the police found no evidence of an assault and dropped all charges. Do these people ever get billed for wasting police time and dime?

Amanda Bynes Drops Cleavage Bomb As She Descends Further Into Party Girl Limbo

By Bill Swift | August 15, 2012 @ 2:10 pm

Amanda Bynes Shows Major Cleavage in a Low-Cut Tank in Woodland Hills

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I stopped counting precisely, but I believe Amanda Bynes has been arrested for like five baker's dozen hit and run DUIs at this point, and that's just since the summer solstice,

(Check out Amanda's inebriated stumble out of the club recently in this exclusive TMZ video.)

Well, now Amanda is taking her out of control party girl routine to the daylight hours as well, walking about the San Fernando valley in a low cut top with her boobs about to fall out, like maybe she just woke up from some wild night the evening before and just needed her morning fix.

Now, mind you, we're hardly complaining about a chance to see Amanda's funbags almost fall out and feed the world some extraordinary views, but we'd be lying if we didn't say she's sort of resembling our childhood neighbor lady, Maude Mayhew, who would give us five bucks to run to the liquor store to buy hee a four-dollar bottle of generic liquor, then ask us upon our return if we wanted to keep the dollar change as a tip or if we preferred a kiss on the lips. We were eight years old at the time, so we took the dollar. Creepy now kind of looking back on it, but a stepping stone toward our current occupation, no doubt. Enjoy,

THIS ONCE WAS THE SEED OF GREAT HOTNESS, MAYBE AGAIN?

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Amanda Bynes DUI Arrest After Swiping Cop Car

By Bill Swift | April 6, 2012 @ 10:07 am

Ruh-roh. You do not want to be driving intoxicated around the super late night streets of West Hollywood, and, if perchance you find yourself doing so, you most definitely do not want to side swipe a police cruiser.

But, looks like Amanda Bynes broke both those rules early this morning.

Read the details of the Amanda Bynes DUI Arrest on TMZ.

You may recall that just last month Amanda Bynes bolted from a traffic stop where she was receiving a ticket. Amanda does not like the po-po so much it seems. Fight the power, Mandy.

The Best of the Sexy at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards

By Bill Swift | June 5, 2011 @ 6:30 pm

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the MTV Movie Awards

Reese Witherspoon at the MTV Movie Awards

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I'll say this for last night's MTV Movie Awards -- they brought out the hotties. I mean, they didn't let anyone get within 1,000 feet of the big stars, and kept pushing their sorry-sap teen drama queens from unknown shows on the public in a promotional display, but in the back somewhere, through a secret entrance, they were guiding in the uber-sextastic, the likes of Selena Gomez, Brooklyn Decker, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and many many more to glam it up for five minutes of posing before being whisked back to their VIP suite and their handlers. Hey, even hottie Blake Lively made a highly guarded (I mean, seriously, guarded) appearance, despite her current controversies. At the end of the day, despite having to deal with the MTV craptastic machine, it does make it all worthwhile. Enjoy.

Award show postscript: whoa, if you've never had reason to be jealous of Justin Timberlake before, you know, for banging Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel, how about this full on boob-grab of super sexy Mila Kunis at the award show last night. It's almost too much, I mean, for somebody other than me to get to do. So unfair.

Thanks to EgoReader 'Mike B' who alerted us to this Amber Lancaster twitpic from behind the GIbson Amphitheater where the RJ Berger cheerleader seems to be flashing something very close to a nipple slip, very close.