Are you currently unemployed and looking for work? Finding it a tough job market out there? Well, Amanda Bynes doesn't know what the big deal is. She's a whacked out pot-head going through a Britney Spears-esque public breakdown, and she found a new job without even looking. So, like, what's the big deal?
What am I talking about? I'm talking about the fact that Amanda Bynes just got offered a job. On Twitter. By Playboy.
It's not what you're thinking, however. They just want the child star-turned-Twitter train wreck to host their afternoon radio show on XM Satellite Radio. See:
@amandabynes Seriously, Amanda - we want you to co-host our afternoon show for a day. Please DM your info.
— Playboy Radio(@PlayboyRadio) June 3, 2013
Come on, admit it—you'd totally listen to an Amanda Bynes radio show. It would just be three hours of her taking calls from other crazy people, every one of them would end with her saying the caller is ugly, and it would be fantastic!
Unfortunately, Bynes hasn't publicly responded to the tweeted job offer. However, she has been pretty busy getting into arguments with Courtney Love and Lance Bass. Maybe she just needs a little more time to think about it.