Amanda Bynes

2007 American Music Awards Mega Picture Post

Considering that the American Music Awards are the least importnant award show around (not that any award shows are actually important at all), I was rather impressed with this year’s turnout of A-List hotties who were there. Avril Lavigne, Alicia Keys, Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are just a few of the lovely ladies who showed up, and they were all looking mighty fine. Also in attendence were Beyonce and her boobs.

There are many more pictures after the jump, and with over 100 pictures in all, there’s plenty to keep you occupied while you start off another boring week at work. Don’t worry, you don’t need to thank me.

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MTV Movie Awards 2007 Mega Picture Post – Plus: Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman Almost Kiss

Once again, it was that time of year when celebrities gather to pretend that receiving a bucket of gold-plated popcorn is anything more that just a reason to come out an pimp their new movies. Thankfully, this year’s MTV Movie Awards were fairly entertaining, and anytime you have the opportunity to see Paris Hilton get royally burned, well, that’s a moment to savour. Big thanks go out to host, Sarah Silverman, for not pulling any punches.

And speaking of Sarah Silverman, she and Jessica Biel sorta, kinda, almost kissed. It was a cruel joke, but it was still damn hot. Make sure you .

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What the Hell Happened to Amanda Bynes?

Okay, first of all, I’m not calling Amanda Bynes fat. I’m well aware that doing so would be extremely premature, unfair, and potentially libelous. However, I will ask you, what the hell happened to Amanda Bynes.

I mean, either the girl has taken to the Cheetos with the single-minded of goal of stealing Kevin Federline away from Britney Spears (he likes his women rotund and cheesy), or her face has been stung by some new form of super bee.

Really, I haven’t seen a face that swollen and spherical in, well, ever. At least not on someone who’s body was still relatively thin. Either she’s storing nuts for the approaching winter, or something happened to Amanda Bynes, and I want to know that was.

And considering what Amanda Bynes used to look like in a bikini, something definitely happened.

Celebrities Love Their T-Mobile Sidekick 3

You’ve got to hand it to T-Mobile. They sure know how to get the word out. Yeah, celebrities will pretty much do anything for a free trinket, but when the door prize includes a Sidekick 3, well, you don’t need to twist their arms.

Anyway, for some reason, which I can’t fully comprehend (but it probably has something to with my collector-hoarder neurosis), I’ve posted 221 pictures of all the celebs who turned out for the T-Mobile Sidekick 3 launch party.

Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, and, of course, everyone’s favourite, Paris Hilton, plus many, many more. Strangely enough, though, no Lindsay Lohan. I know someone who’s going to be throwing a bitch fit…

So, how long do you think it’ll be until we see pictures from Paris Hilton’s new Sidekick?

Check out all the pics after the jump.

2006 MTV Movie Awards Mega Pictures Post

Even though the 2006 MTV Movie Awards air this Thursday, they were held this past Saturday since aparently, MTV isn’t much for the whole “live” thing. Not much to report really. No wardrobe mulfunctions, or see-through dresses to speak of, and definitely no Jessica Alba nipple slip like at last year’s show.

Still, there were a lot of hotties in attendance, inlcuding host Jessica Alba, of course, along with performer Christina Aguilera, and others like Jessica Simpson, Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendes, Sandra Bullock, Famke Janssen, Rebecca Romijn and Rosario Dawson. To name just a few.

In fact, there are 268 pictures in the gallery after the jump. That’s probably enough to keep you occupied until the show actually airs.

Oh, and Lauren Conrad (LC) from Laguna Beach showed up with skeazeball boyfriend Jason. Grr. Jason.

Amanda Bynes is Handicapped… Parking

Oh celebrities and their blatant disregard for the law. It seems like of all the indescretions stars could commit, parking in handicapped spaces is becoming the latest craze. You may have seen the pictures of Kirsten Dunst’s parking infraction floating around lately, and those were pretty funny. Now Egotastic! has these pictures of Amanda Bynes’ handicapped parking escapades. You know, it just goes to show that celebrities think they’re better than everyone else. Of course, Amanda really botched that parking job, so maybe she does deserve that spot after all.

Teen Choice Awards Mega Picture Post

So the Teen Choice Awards were held this past weekend (although there weren’t as many celebrities as there were at the MTV Movie Awards), and what better way is there to further brainwash kids into thinking they matter, than to give them the power to give out awards. I don’t know who won what, since I really don’t care. I do have pictures, though. By the way, the one named Brooke Hogan, is actually Hulk Hogan’s daughter. Huh.

Since there’s a crap-load of pictures (read 82), they’re all after the jump.