bill-swift - December 9, 2014
Tis the season to be jolly and ogling aplenty, including the morass, array, and otherwise abundance of Jingle Balls that occur for radio station sponsored events around the country's major metro areas the first couple weeks of December. I'm not sure the musical amalgamation will go down in history as one of the more monumental events in the audible sounds category, but you can rest assured the pop diva hotties will be on the red carpet and competing for top sextastic dog credentials.
The L.A. event sponsored by KIIS FM brought out the likes of Taylor Swift, Rita Ora, Charli XCX, Iggy Azalea, and teen Latina sensation Becky G in her school girl outfit pretending this was innocuous. All the ladies looked smoking hot and had they proceeded into some kind of burlesque bit rather than auto-tuned pop songs, the night may have been perfect, or at least closer to my dreams of a hot tub in the green room where the girls let me loofah them in between acts. You can't lip-synch if your lips aren't rehearsed. I have precisely the right exercises for that. Oh, Taylor, Iggy, Charli and no comment on Becky for a few more months. You made my evening. Enjoy.
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