Iggy Azalea

Ariana Grande Zipper Sextastic, Demi Lovato Cleavetastic, Taylor Swift Toned Legs, and Other Highlights of the 2014 MTV VMAs

While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there's no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There's but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.

So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It's a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Shows Curves In A Tight Dress In Beverly Hills

Fancy singer Iggy Azalea flashed her famous curves in a skin tight dress at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Iggy is a lovely girl, there's no doubt. She's got a pretty face and a nice rack. But it is her booty, sweet Jesus, her booty that makes a man want stare. You hear a lot about shapely bubble butts, however you rarely encounter one in the wild. Iggy has such a butt. If you were to take both of her cheeks and splice them one on top of another I am confident it would be a perfect circle. That's how amazing this girl's booty is. It helps that she likes to wear skin tight outfits that show off her amazing badonkadonk, (as no one says anymore). Iggy is no fool. She knows that one must play to one's assets, mustn't one? One must. She knows she's got a rendkulous butt.

What I do know is that I just want to nuzzle up to Iggy's booty and take a nap. But I don't because that's illegal...unless I get her permission...I think I'm going to start a letter writing campaign, "Help Jack snuggle up to Iggy's booty" fund.

Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea In Skin Tight Booby, Err, Body Suits Filming Music Video

Wow, just the thought of young pop hotties Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea making sweet music together. I can only imagine the aural possibilities. I will be running, not walking away from that sound venture, which defies every instinct in my body after seeing the two girls in tight cleavy booty hugging body suits on the set of their music video shoot. I guess it gets kind of hairy as Iggy even had a stunt double hanging around. Explosions, anyone?

Everybody complains about how modern music is getting so horrible. Nobody bothers to stop and point out that the pop stars are better looking and showing more skin than ever before. I know you had your favorites in the past, but now that music has become an almost entirely visual medium, it's gotten better. Trust me, I could show you collages. I have them. And Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea and their chests and booties in pleather would be pasted therein. So delicious. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Double Down for Steamy Leggy Concert Duet in Jolly Old England

You probably won't find Iggy Azalea or Rita Ora on my iTunes playlist, not at least until you worked your way through an entire catalog of AC/DC Bon Scott era screeds, but I must admit these two put on quite the horny girl play time show at the Wireless Festival in Birmingham over the weekend. Individually, each of these bleached blondes is known for their rump shaking stage performances, but when they got together and started strutting, preening, and faux sexing each other up on stage, when then sweet music was most definitely made.

Iggy Azalea has been under fire of late for perhaps not writing her own raps. Oh, god forbid, I feel my world spinning around me. And Rita Ora did once date Rob Kardashian. But I forgive them both for their sins. Provided they stay in sheer and showy costumes and pantomiming lesbionics on stage, I am more than than ready to call them my heroes. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Rounds Out Pre-Grammys Showcase With Bottom Rounds

I can't say I'm a huge fan of pop-rapping Australian crooner Iggy Azalea. I can say I feel like I've had a whole mess of her thumper in my face this weekend after seeing her booty baring pre-Grammys performance. She really is not shy about putting her entire butt meat out there on display as she sings her important songs about important sings not so importantly.

I guess pop music acts have kind of always counted on the derriere to accelerate awareness of their music, though this might be an entirely new level. Or an entirely new amount of badonkadonk to showcase. Either way, I'm going to call the performance musically memorable, without actually making note of the music. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Lip Slip One Ups Miley at The MTV European Music Awards

If you want to beat the queen, you need to topple the queen from her position on exhibitionist hill. So Iggy Azalea figured with Miley flashing camel toe at the symposium of musical excellence known as the MTV European Music Awards why not stick it to her by adjusting her panties on the red carpet of the event and flashing a solid does of her bare pubic area. Not pubes, as none were present, just the general lady nest area in a wardrobe malfunction of high functioning caliber.

Iggy Azalea may not be as well known as her fellow body baring pop star divas quite yet, but if she keeps fiddling with her feminine wiles in front of hundreds of paparazzi cameras, she's sure to be climbing the music charts in very short order. Not to mention making many more appearances around these parts. Good on you, Aussie girl. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Topless Covered Only in Pasties for Her New Music Video

Damn you, pasties. Well, I suppose these ones were planned to keep her music video playable in certain media, still, this feels like such a tease from Australian rapper-pop star Iggy Azalea, quite almost topless shooting her new music video, Change Your Life. Not sure if it will change your life or not, but Iggy has a pretty sweet body from which to build a solid motivation.

Music videos definitely seem to be the stage these days for massive showoff time among our sextastic divas. Miley has certainly raised (or lowered) the bar depending upon how you look at it, but if you're not pretty much nekkid in your music videos now, nobody's going to notice. I mean, you could create good music, just as a backup plan, but if you're going for that iTunes to teens market of over-produced pop music, being nekkid can't hurt you in the music sales department. Thankfully. Enjoy.