Iggy Azalea is the latest curvy lady in Celebrityville to take up horse back riding. It looks like this isn’t Iggy’s first rodeo, though it is rather surprising she was able to find riding pants in her booty size. I can’t imagine those are a standard fit. Though I would note from having spent a decent amount of time around the equestrian gals that those bottoms don’t run narrow. I think the horses prefer a good seat in the saddle atop.
Iggy has been much in the news of late for her social media wars, quitting Twitter, posting bikini shots of herself, being frisky with her Lakers boyfriend, maybe having a sex tape, having many other rappers tearing into her legitimacy and a bunch of other things not related to her spankable booty and curvaceous pop star body, which is pretty much our only concern here. Much like the horse itself, we don’t ask how it’s doing, we just want it to look pretty and jump when we tug. I could be more discreet, but today I’m feeling honest. I do love the ladies in their horsy outfits. Enjoy.
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Booty, Iggy Azalea
I’m not exactly sure where Iggy Azalea buys her comfy shorts, but I’d have to say if you were a guy and you wore those in public, you’d likely be arrested any never allowed within a thousand feet of a park again. Iggy took her time between takes on the set of her new music video Trouble where she plays some kind of outlaw being chased by Jennifer Hudson in a sextastic cop costume to bend over deeply and flash her cotton panties over her rather voluminous bottom side. Depending upon your commitment to two-hands of love grabbing and ‘more cushion for the pushing’ this could be either a sight that gives your tremendous meh or one that inspires you to become a more attentive man.
Either way I have to salute any visual media venture where hot girls chase each other as cops and robbers and start cuffing each other for the express purpose of making teen boys uncomfortable. This has kind of been the sole worthwhile purpose of music videos since the dawn of MTV. So, bravo, Iggy. Maybe think about hitting the Target for some fresh wardrobe. I’ll help. I’ve memorized what’s on each floor. Enjoy.
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Pop princess Iggy Azalea appears to be in a hurry in these pictures but she did take the time to give us a nice glimpse at her thumper. I don’t need to tell you, but I will because it’s my job and I like to talk about butts, that Iggy Azalea has a unique and beautiful booty. It ranks among the two or three greatest derrieres on God’s green Earth. She knows it too which is why she wears things like short shorts and has a song called…well…Booty. I was unaware until Iggy came along that butts like that existed in Australia. I just assumed that everyone there had flat English backsides. They are lovely people the English but they aren’t exactly known for having big cabooses. But Iggy’s butt is there to teach me that I should not prejudge, especially when it comes to such an important subject.
So, run Iggy, run free. Just keep wearing shorts where we can kinda see the bottom of your butt cheeks.
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Iggy Azalea, Leggy
Everyone’s favorite Australian girl rapper, Iggy Azalea, was looking hot as F in an all white outfit she wore at the People’s Choice Awards. One thing I remember from my college theater lighting classes is that you have to be careful with white on stage because when you blast the lights on them they can become see-through. Well, lucky for us Iggy is fine with us being able to play peek-a-boo through her clothes. This is particularly nice when you can see her booty in all its glory through the pants. It has been argued by some that Iggy has a better booty than J-Lo or Kim K. I have to concur. It’s nice and round but tight as a drum. She’s also younger, which probably helps. Chalk it up to the youthful exuberance of booty youth.
What I do know is that if there were a People’s Choice Award for must bootylicious backside, my vote would be for Iggy.
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Iggy Azalea has been really busy lately. She’s got so many appearances and concerts that sometimes she forgets basic things like wearing a bra. In a performance in Las Vegas she showed off some major cleavage to the crowd. Iggy has got a seriously nice pair of ta-tas. I think of all of the current crop of pop princesses, I’d take Iggy’s boobage over all the rest. The best part is that she knows she’s got a nice rack and she likes to show it off. I totally appreciate that. Of course, Iggy has also got a pretty epic booty. It’s the only butt I’ve ever seen to rival that of the greatest booty of all time: Jennifer Lopez. That’s why that “Booty” video of theirs was played so many times at my house. It was a dream come true for ol’ Jack
I should get tickets for the next time Iggy come to town. An outfit like that is just begging for a nip slip and I want to be front and center for that.
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Tis the season to be jolly and ogling aplenty, including the morass, array, and otherwise abundance of Jingle Balls that occur for radio station sponsored events around the country’s major metro areas the first couple weeks of December. I’m not sure the musical amalgamation will go down in history as one of the more monumental events in the audible sounds category, but you can rest assured the pop diva hotties will be on the red carpet and competing for top sextastic dog credentials.
The L.A. event sponsored by KIIS FM brought out the likes of Taylor Swift, Rita Ora, Charli XCX, Iggy Azalea, and teen Latina sensation Becky G in her school girl outfit pretending this was innocuous. All the ladies looked smoking hot and had they proceeded into some kind of burlesque bit rather than auto-tuned pop songs, the night may have been perfect, or at least closer to my dreams of a hot tub in the green room where the girls let me loofah them in between acts. You can’t lip-synch if your lips aren’t rehearsed. I have precisely the right exercises for that. Oh, Taylor, Iggy, Charli and no comment on Becky for a few more months. You made my evening. Enjoy.
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Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea had a booty off onstage at the We Can Survive concert in LA. The veteran buttmaster Jennifer showed Iggy how the big girls shake their thing. Jen wore a short silver outfit that showed off plenty of that legendary butt. Iggy, who is no slouch in the booty department, was wearing a pair of short shorts and stockings. They made a splash a couple of months ago by shaking their rumps in a sweaty room for Iggy’s aptly named Booty video. I watched that thing on a loop. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me but I was transfixed by those bouncing gluts. The two of them should go on tour and call it Bootypalooza or something like that. I would shell out serious money to see that and I’m not really a fan of either of their musics.
I’m glad that Jen has taken Iggy on as her butt padawan. She has much to learn but maybe one day she will be as powerful as her bootymaster.