Iggy Azalea

Iggy Azalea Camel Toe Bounds Like a Joey Down Under

Iggy Azalea is doing everything big these days. Big records, big audiences, big scandals, and yesterday in Los Angeles, big camel toe. You know I've always got my eyes peeled for the eye of the camel as it is, but when you're wearing super tight bright orange shorts and your fully loaded buttside is stretching them super tight around your frontside, well, the camel toe red alert sirens just go off by themselves. Iggy's cleft almost sucked those entire shorts up in into her happy parts. That would've been a sight.

Say what you want about Iggy Azalea, she puts on a solid exhibition, on stage, in public, and perhaps on tape according to her ex-boyfriend slash producer. I admire a woman who loves to put on a good show and bring smiles to complete strangers. What have you done to make a million people happy today? You see how I turned that on you. Iggy for Camel Toe President. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea’s Booty In Tights Shopping In LA

Iggy Azalea and her stupendous booty went shopping in Los Angeles in a pair of really tight colorful tights. These things were so constrictive that it looked like they were painted on. Needless to say they showed off Iggy's most famous asset: her booty. Iggy's butt has become an international phenomenon, especially when she released the aptly titled song Booty and its accompanying video with fellow bootyrrific star Jennifer Lopez. Have you seen that video? It's a must for anyone who enjoys chicks in unitards showing off their backsides while being inexplicably sweaty. I also think she's really pretty. Iggy is my kind of woman, nice boobs, thin, and a big 'ol butt. As the great poet Sir-Mix-A-Lot once said, "She got to have much back".

I want to produce a reality show about the daily adventures of Iggy and her booty. I'll call it "Iggy and Me" and it will be narrated by her derriere. You think I can get it greenlit?

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea Epic Wet and Oiled Thumper Duet in Booty

Wow, I mean, just wow. If you happen to call yourself an assman, which actually is how my business card line item for occupation reads, then you have to be a fan of Jennifer Lopez and Iggly Azalea in the new music video Booty. Granted, the music is rather silly and contrived and been done a million times, but the sight of J-Lo and Iggy Azalea slapping curvy bottom sides together, not to mention their own, well, the French call this magnifique I believe.

I know the rumors are that Iggy might be artificially sweetening her arse, but I've always felt that Jennifer was one of those lucky birds who inherited and trained her finely curved derriere. Either way, not the kind of questions I ask while watching two women pretend to make out and then rub their oiled down cheeks against one another to make beautiful music. There is a time for talk and there is a time for silent drooling. This would be the latter. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Tosses Her Assasaurus around the O2 Arena

Iggy Azalea has quite the bottom thing going on. I'm not sure by what means that beast came to be born, but it's an epic keester that Iggy uses like a weapon when she's on stage entertaining the people who like her music, and maybe her curvy body as well. Put me in the camp of the latter. I'm not sure I could do 90 minutes of screaming kids and uninspired music, but I could do 90 hours of staring at her thumper and imagining the possibilities. If her rumored sex tape comes out, I might have to make that 90 days.

Iggy Azalea has certainly propelled herself to the top of the charts in a rather short amount of time. At least since we first met here. The larger that butt monster of hers grows, the more her popularity may continue to rise. There's some mathematical equation I'm sure that explains this. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Cheeky Sextastic Duet at Made in America

Made in America never sounded better, err, looked better, than when Iggy Azaelea and Rita Ora brought their Aussie-Britty hot stage and concert show to Los Angeles over the Labor Day weekend. I can't comment much as to the music, but as to the two young pop divas prancing around the stage in showy costumes and pretending to kiss and fondle each other, well, you know how I feel about even pretend lesbionics.

Rita Ora absolutely stole the red carpet at last week's VMAs, and Iggy Azalea and her stage-show thumper have been dazzling the lower brains of boys and men for the past year now. The two make a lusty duet. I like it. You add a striptease element to the staging, and suddenly you might have one of the best concert performances ever. Next time. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Zipper Sextastic, Demi Lovato Cleavetastic, Taylor Swift Toned Legs, and Other Highlights of the 2014 MTV VMAs

While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there's no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There's but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.

So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It's a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Shows Curves In A Tight Dress In Beverly Hills

Fancy singer Iggy Azalea flashed her famous curves in a skin tight dress at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Iggy is a lovely girl, there's no doubt. She's got a pretty face and a nice rack. But it is her booty, sweet Jesus, her booty that makes a man want stare. You hear a lot about shapely bubble butts, however you rarely encounter one in the wild. Iggy has such a butt. If you were to take both of her cheeks and splice them one on top of another I am confident it would be a perfect circle. That's how amazing this girl's booty is. It helps that she likes to wear skin tight outfits that show off her amazing badonkadonk, (as no one says anymore). Iggy is no fool. She knows that one must play to one's assets, mustn't one? One must. She knows she's got a rendkulous butt.

What I do know is that I just want to nuzzle up to Iggy's booty and take a nap. But I don't because that's illegal...unless I get her permission...I think I'm going to start a letter writing campaign, "Help Jack snuggle up to Iggy's booty" fund.