Iggy Azalea

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea Epic Wet and Oiled Thumper Duet in Booty

Wow, I mean, just wow. If you happen to call yourself an assman, which actually is how my business card line item for occupation reads, then you have to be a fan of Jennifer Lopez and Iggly Azalea in the new music video Booty. Granted, the music is rather silly and contrived and been done a million times, but the sight of J-Lo and Iggy Azalea slapping curvy bottom sides together, not to mention their own, well, the French call this magnifique I believe.

I know the rumors are that Iggy might be artificially sweetening her arse, but I've always felt that Jennifer was one of those lucky birds who inherited and trained her finely curved derriere. Either way, not the kind of questions I ask while watching two women pretend to make out and then rub their oiled down cheeks against one another to make beautiful music. There is a time for talk and there is a time for silent drooling. This would be the latter. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Tosses Her Assasaurus around the O2 Arena

Iggy Azalea has quite the bottom thing going on. I'm not sure by what means that beast came to be born, but it's an epic keester that Iggy uses like a weapon when she's on stage entertaining the people who like her music, and maybe her curvy body as well. Put me in the camp of the latter. I'm not sure I could do 90 minutes of screaming kids and uninspired music, but I could do 90 hours of staring at her thumper and imagining the possibilities. If her rumored sex tape comes out, I might have to make that 90 days.

Iggy Azalea has certainly propelled herself to the top of the charts in a rather short amount of time. At least since we first met here. The larger that butt monster of hers grows, the more her popularity may continue to rise. There's some mathematical equation I'm sure that explains this. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Cheeky Sextastic Duet at Made in America

Made in America never sounded better, err, looked better, than when Iggy Azaelea and Rita Ora brought their Aussie-Britty hot stage and concert show to Los Angeles over the Labor Day weekend. I can't comment much as to the music, but as to the two young pop divas prancing around the stage in showy costumes and pretending to kiss and fondle each other, well, you know how I feel about even pretend lesbionics.

Rita Ora absolutely stole the red carpet at last week's VMAs, and Iggy Azalea and her stage-show thumper have been dazzling the lower brains of boys and men for the past year now. The two make a lusty duet. I like it. You add a striptease element to the staging, and suddenly you might have one of the best concert performances ever. Next time. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Zipper Sextastic, Demi Lovato Cleavetastic, Taylor Swift Toned Legs, and Other Highlights of the 2014 MTV VMAs

While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there's no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There's but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.

So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It's a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Shows Curves In A Tight Dress In Beverly Hills

Fancy singer Iggy Azalea flashed her famous curves in a skin tight dress at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Iggy is a lovely girl, there's no doubt. She's got a pretty face and a nice rack. But it is her booty, sweet Jesus, her booty that makes a man want stare. You hear a lot about shapely bubble butts, however you rarely encounter one in the wild. Iggy has such a butt. If you were to take both of her cheeks and splice them one on top of another I am confident it would be a perfect circle. That's how amazing this girl's booty is. It helps that she likes to wear skin tight outfits that show off her amazing badonkadonk, (as no one says anymore). Iggy is no fool. She knows that one must play to one's assets, mustn't one? One must. She knows she's got a rendkulous butt.

What I do know is that I just want to nuzzle up to Iggy's booty and take a nap. But I don't because that's illegal...unless I get her permission...I think I'm going to start a letter writing campaign, "Help Jack snuggle up to Iggy's booty" fund.

Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea In Skin Tight Booby, Err, Body Suits Filming Music Video

Wow, just the thought of young pop hotties Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea making sweet music together. I can only imagine the aural possibilities. I will be running, not walking away from that sound venture, which defies every instinct in my body after seeing the two girls in tight cleavy booty hugging body suits on the set of their music video shoot. I guess it gets kind of hairy as Iggy even had a stunt double hanging around. Explosions, anyone?

Everybody complains about how modern music is getting so horrible. Nobody bothers to stop and point out that the pop stars are better looking and showing more skin than ever before. I know you had your favorites in the past, but now that music has become an almost entirely visual medium, it's gotten better. Trust me, I could show you collages. I have them. And Rita Ora and Iggy Azalea and their chests and booties in pleather would be pasted therein. So delicious. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Double Down for Steamy Leggy Concert Duet in Jolly Old England

You probably won't find Iggy Azalea or Rita Ora on my iTunes playlist, not at least until you worked your way through an entire catalog of AC/DC Bon Scott era screeds, but I must admit these two put on quite the horny girl play time show at the Wireless Festival in Birmingham over the weekend. Individually, each of these bleached blondes is known for their rump shaking stage performances, but when they got together and started strutting, preening, and faux sexing each other up on stage, when then sweet music was most definitely made.

Iggy Azalea has been under fire of late for perhaps not writing her own raps. Oh, god forbid, I feel my world spinning around me. And Rita Ora did once date Rob Kardashian. But I forgive them both for their sins. Provided they stay in sheer and showy costumes and pantomiming lesbionics on stage, I am more than than ready to call them my heroes. Enjoy.