Rita Ora

Rob Kardashian Accuses Rita Ora of Cheating On Him With Twenty Other Men; We Support Rita Ora by Offering to Be the 21st

Rob Kardashian is either the world's biggest douchebag or he's just a poor sap with shitty ways pre-destined by his family genetics. Under either possibility, Rob Kardashian decided to take to Twitter to not so blindly accuse his long-distance girlfriend, pop star Rita Ora, of cheating on him with twenty different men in the past year that they've been together.

Now, if Rob had an ounce of foresight, he might have realized the emasculating conundrum a man finds himself in the minute he publicly accuses his girl of sleeping with the entire men's varsity football team. Either it's not true and you're a total piece of garbage for saying so, or it is true, and you look like this era's most noteworthy unintentional cuckold. Well played, dickweed.

But, as always, what we most care about is how hot Rita Ora is in the first place. Quite the stage-body. Check out this gallery of some of her finer moments and see if you wouldn't mind being the 21st (and calling Rob Kardashian afterward to give him a thanks).

Rita Ora Cleavetastic For Her Native Albania’s 100th Birthday

Look, if you're going to celebrate a centennial of independence, why not go large by having your country's hottest export flashing some serious cleavage on stage in the U.K. for your 100th birthday party.

Rita Ora always puts on a good show, both music wise and body flashing, with this past weekend being no exception as the Albanian transplant to England worked up some magical measurements of stage cleavage to honor the special anniversary for her homeland. While we don't have a strong connection to Albania ourselves, this is the kind of visual birthday present we're going to share in as well. Because, yeah, we do love funbags.

Good on you, Rita. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift Save the Dreck That Is MTV Europe With Hotness

When the male headliners at the MTV Europe Music Awards were David Hasselhoff, Jedward, and I think Gary Glitter on a prison-release program, our prognosis for pure craptastic was not looking great, but, thankfully, as with all events, bringing in hot chicks makes everything okay, even Hasselhoff, and the addition of some of our sextastic favorites like Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift (who we still can't figure out why we want to plow so badly, but, we do) helped to make the entire evening devoted to pop music, Euro style.

And that can be pretty bad. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Flashes Taut Belly Filming in ‘Shine Ya’ Light’ in Her Home Country

Rita Ora, the blonde diva wonder returned to her birth city of Pristina in Kosovo to film the music video for her new single, 'Shina Ya' Light' which I guess is the 2012 text lingo version of Shine Your Light, and it might just be craptastic, but it brought Rita Ora outside in her sort of Gwen Stefani-esque bare midriff body flashing for the camera to shine her sextastic lights for the world to see.

We've fallen quickly in lust with the British pop phenom since we first caught site of her and her tight outfits and undercarriage flashes. We see no reason to stop drooling any time soon. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos and Rita Ora Cause Olympic Sized Ogling in Tight Dresses in London

You know I'm a sucker for a girl with a British accent. And I'm an even bigger sucker for hot British imports with super tight bodies, celebs such as Tulisa Contostavlos who wore a dress so tight to the X-Factor premiere that even in my dreams I need kitchen sheers to rend it from her sweet body.

And, Rita Ora, the curvaceous diva who is not shy about showing her form leaving a radio appearance in London.

Both women, fine specimens of continental girls moved onto the British Isles for the purposes of upping the sextastic celebrity levels in the Empire. And, it's working. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Upskirt Pictures Flash the Thong and Bare Arse in ‘T in the Park’ Concert in Scotland

Rita Ora really is fast becoming an Egotastic! hero. We love a young woman who is not frightened to combine her obvious sextastic with her music and not be afraid that people won't take her seriously or that a young female audience will be frightened off by her full womanhood (hi, Katy Cocktease, we are talking to you).

Rita took to the stage in the Northern Lands of the British Isles this weekend at the 'T in the Park' concert and hit the stage in a super tight, super short, zipped up the back black leather dress that not only flashed her shapely shape, but every time Rita hit the floor with musical passion, her dress rode up high enough to flash her cheeks and thong covered lady nest. Talk about stage craft! Enjoy.

See Rita in Concer at T in the Park »

Rita Ora Is Blue and White and Tight All Over

Rita Ora has this thing about her that whenever I see her I kind of imagine her clothes falling off. Yes, true, I seem to have that thing for 99% of the women we feature on Egotastic!, and, also true, the tight blue and white number she was sporting at the T4 Concert in the Old Country over the weekend remains unlikely to simply fall on its own volition (though I stand ready to peel away). still, I can't help but picture the bare nekkid body of this hot Albanian-British former Eurovision hopefully swimming in my pool, or, you know, the local YMCA where there is an actual pool, only we're alone, and all the other dudes who pee in that swampy mess are gone.

Oh, Rita, the breast strokes we would have. Enjoy.

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