Rita Ora

Rita Ora Muffin Bare Midriff in a Sports Bra and Booty Hugging Pants in L.A.

We definitely have a major crush on Britty pop star and platinum blondie Rita Ora. She does like to show off. And, apparently, loves herself a decent meal, which is quite a difference from many of her fellow wafer thin celebrity peers.

We wouldn't throw a hot woman out of bed for eating crackers, let alone squishing our gonads with a ball peen hammer, so we wouldn't shoo away a fine lass like Rita just for having a little muffin top working. Just look at those curves wrapped in spandex, top and bottom, and you get an idea of how much soft and bouncy fun could be had after clothing peel-back time.

Finally, a girl who doesn't need a sandwich. Just some all over hugs. Enjoy.

Jennifer Lopez Flashing a Little Slip, Blake Lively Short Skirt, and Rita Ora Cleavage Highlight the Sound of Change Concert

Billed as an event to support women and girls worldwide, a cause we believe in by our very sole purpose in life, to adore the ladies, the Sound of Change concert in London brought out a bevy of female superstars determined to do their part. And, of course, we did check out the parts, provided finely by Jennifer Lopez who either had a wardrobe malfunction of meant to show off what looks like a good part of her nips, Blake Lively who has nothing to do with music but she wore a very short skirt and we dig her so deeply, and Rita Ora, the big 'it' girl in pop music who is not shy about showing off skin. A

All in all I have to call the event a major success for women, and, as a relatively nice byproduct, the gentleman oglers who love them. Enjoy.

Rob Kardashian Accuses Rita Ora of Cheating On Him With Twenty Other Men; We Support Rita Ora by Offering to Be the 21st

Rob Kardashian is either the world's biggest douchebag or he's just a poor sap with shitty ways pre-destined by his family genetics. Under either possibility, Rob Kardashian decided to take to Twitter to not so blindly accuse his long-distance girlfriend, pop star Rita Ora, of cheating on him with twenty different men in the past year that they've been together.

Now, if Rob had an ounce of foresight, he might have realized the emasculating conundrum a man finds himself in the minute he publicly accuses his girl of sleeping with the entire men's varsity football team. Either it's not true and you're a total piece of garbage for saying so, or it is true, and you look like this era's most noteworthy unintentional cuckold. Well played, dickweed.

But, as always, what we most care about is how hot Rita Ora is in the first place. Quite the stage-body. Check out this gallery of some of her finer moments and see if you wouldn't mind being the 21st (and calling Rob Kardashian afterward to give him a thanks).

Rita Ora Cleavetastic For Her Native Albania’s 100th Birthday

Look, if you're going to celebrate a centennial of independence, why not go large by having your country's hottest export flashing some serious cleavage on stage in the U.K. for your 100th birthday party.

Rita Ora always puts on a good show, both music wise and body flashing, with this past weekend being no exception as the Albanian transplant to England worked up some magical measurements of stage cleavage to honor the special anniversary for her homeland. While we don't have a strong connection to Albania ourselves, this is the kind of visual birthday present we're going to share in as well. Because, yeah, we do love funbags.

Good on you, Rita. Enjoy.

Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift Save the Dreck That Is MTV Europe With Hotness

When the male headliners at the MTV Europe Music Awards were David Hasselhoff, Jedward, and I think Gary Glitter on a prison-release program, our prognosis for pure craptastic was not looking great, but, thankfully, as with all events, bringing in hot chicks makes everything okay, even Hasselhoff, and the addition of some of our sextastic favorites like Heidi Klum, Rita Ora, and Taylor Swift (who we still can't figure out why we want to plow so badly, but, we do) helped to make the entire evening devoted to pop music, Euro style.

And that can be pretty bad. Enjoy.

Rita Ora Flashes Taut Belly Filming in ‘Shine Ya’ Light’ in Her Home Country

Rita Ora, the blonde diva wonder returned to her birth city of Pristina in Kosovo to film the music video for her new single, 'Shina Ya' Light' which I guess is the 2012 text lingo version of Shine Your Light, and it might just be craptastic, but it brought Rita Ora outside in her sort of Gwen Stefani-esque bare midriff body flashing for the camera to shine her sextastic lights for the world to see.

We've fallen quickly in lust with the British pop phenom since we first caught site of her and her tight outfits and undercarriage flashes. We see no reason to stop drooling any time soon. Enjoy.

Tulisa Contostavlos and Rita Ora Cause Olympic Sized Ogling in Tight Dresses in London

You know I'm a sucker for a girl with a British accent. And I'm an even bigger sucker for hot British imports with super tight bodies, celebs such as Tulisa Contostavlos who wore a dress so tight to the X-Factor premiere that even in my dreams I need kitchen sheers to rend it from her sweet body.

And, Rita Ora, the curvaceous diva who is not shy about showing her form leaving a radio appearance in London.

Both women, fine specimens of continental girls moved onto the British Isles for the purposes of upping the sextastic celebrity levels in the Empire. And, it's working. Enjoy.

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