wardrobe malfunction Posts:

Phoebe Price Flashes Bra and Midriff in Calabasas

B-movie actress and large chested person Phoebe Price had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction while walking in Calabasas the other day. Phoebe was sporting a crop top blousey shirt that showed off her lovely bare-midriff. That alone would have been enough to get my attention. Her pretty freckled stomach is fairly amazing. But the wind was blowing on that faithful day just as the photogs were taking her picture. A sudden gust blew up her shirt and showed the whole world her bra and part of her amazing ta-tas. These things are a sight to behold. They are like two over ripe freckly melons. I do love a good wardrobe malfunction. It's like an unexpected treat when clothing turns on its owner and causes havoc. It was perhaps a bad idea on her part to wear a cropped blousey shirt on a windy day. Then again, maybe she wants us to have an eye full of her funbags?

Whatever the case I know that I enjoyed seeing her bra and look forward to many more wardrobe malfunctions in the future.

Katy Perry Sweet Upskirt In Beverly Hills

The lovely Katy Perry showed off her undercarriage while house shopping in Beverly Hills. Katy was wearing what can only be described as a naughty schoolgirl outfit. I'm not sure that dressing like a high school tease is the best ensemble to look at real estate but then again I've never been a homeowner. The skirt was quite short. You could pretty much see everything but her hoo-haa...that is until she bent over. She didn't even have to bend far, that's how short this skirt is. You get a peek at her underwear and the bottom of her booty. It's a wardrobe malfunction that I think was meant to "malfunction". After all, it's not a surprise that the photogs got an upskirt of her with an outfit that short. She's a shrewd player in this business we call show and she knows that she has to give a little bit back.

This is a joyous day indeed, my friends. We wait patiently for moments like this. It's things like "Katy Perry Upskirts" that make this job so satisfying.

Martha Graeff Topless Wardrobe Malfunction in Miami (It’s Really Nice)

 

Martha Graeff isn't just one super fine Brazilian model in her bikini on the beach in Miami. And Martha isn't just another amazing looking boobtastic body dating former NBAer turned international DJ, Rony Seikaly. She happens to be the owner of one of the finest bikini changing wardrobe malfunctions of the past month, if not longer. Oh, the glorious times we live in.

Martha was working herself out of her top and into her bikini top on the beach in South Florida when something went terribly right. Her sweet delicious chest puppies came bare right before our ogling eyes as if Santa Claus was throwing us a few previews of coming attractions. It was simply inspiring. Those melons on Martha are just outstanding. Merry Early Christmas. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal Nip Slip Means Bare Boob Happy Fun Time in Miami!

 

All good things come to those who wait. Well, those who wait and also those who obsessively ogle hot women. You can only change in and out of some many wardrobes before something isn't going to fit or sit precisely right. That's when we'll be there to capture the crazy memorable moment of Danish Delight Nina Agdal baring her boob on Miami Beach in one epic nip slip during a catalog photoshoot. It's days like today, and pretty much every other day, that make my work all seem so worthwhile.

Nina Agdal has been a bright star in our Egotastic! sky since the day we first saw her and predicted her meteoric rise to the top of the lingerie and swimsuit model ranks. It wasn't a tough prediction or a bold prediction, but it was a wishful prediction. I like to think Nina's beautiful bare funbag is our reward for believing in her. Karma. Enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Lip Slip One Ups Miley at The MTV European Music Awards

If you want to beat the queen, you need to topple the queen from her position on exhibitionist hill. So Iggy Azalea figured with Miley flashing camel toe at the symposium of musical excellence known as the MTV European Music Awards why not stick it to her by adjusting her panties on the red carpet of the event and flashing a solid does of her bare pubic area. Not pubes, as none were present, just the general lady nest area in a wardrobe malfunction of high functioning caliber.

Iggy Azalea may not be as well known as her fellow body baring pop star divas quite yet, but if she keeps fiddling with her feminine wiles in front of hundreds of paparazzi cameras, she's sure to be climbing the music charts in very short order. Not to mention making many more appearances around these parts. Good on you, Aussie girl. Enjoy.

Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top in Malibu Pimping 138

I must admit, I have not a clue who Keyara is. She says she's a singer and actress and that's good enough for me. She has only one name so I assume she's trying hard to make it big in Hollywood, big enough that she got to be today's 138 Water photoshoot girl, looking all kinds of hot in the waters off of Malibu where she accidentally (as best as can be determined) lost her bikini top.

138 Water continues to shoot new models around town everyday in their attempt to do something I can't really tell, I just know I'd like to be a part of it. It can't possibly have anything to do with bottled water. Then again, the Hot Girl Runaway Mission I operate has little to do with guiding dispirited young models back to their parents, though I do pass out very comfy socks to the girls. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Slipping Time (Warning: These Photos May Contain Staged Wardrobe Malfunction)

Okay, you can stop writing me your crayon-stenciled letters. I get it. I was born at night, but not last night (although, yes, in a manger). BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee is perhaps staging her repeated bikini tops and bottoms slips for the benefit of the surrounding and spying cameramen. I mean, she's a grown woman and mother of two and successful fitness business owner, she knows how to tie a bikini.  On the other hand...

...if a stacked and toned body MILF wants to intentionally flash her chest and pubis for whatever reason, who am I to look away? Sure, I can see how men of principle and standards might be tempted to do so. Thankfully, I'm not so burdened with such sentimentality. I'm a purist, eagle-eyed and narrow in focus. See hot woman, ogle hot woman, ask questions later, and, always, enjoy.