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Julianne Hough Wardrobe Malfunction Leaving DWTS After Party

I see London, I see France, I see Julianne Hough nipples. Yes I do. The blonde hottie who along with her brother are staples of the Dancing With the Stars TV franchise revealed her headlights by way of a wardrobe malfunction with her dress and the current vogue in Hollywood to go braless. Even the good girls are doing it, which is why we are blessed to see good girl Julianne’s sweet nubs peeking out from behind her sheer dress. If this were more a routine part of ballroom dancing, I might just watch.

Once more I am forced to eat my words regarding the craptastic uselessness of reality TV and dancing shows specifically. While the fare is completely not intended for purveyors of the traditional male lifestyle, the byproducts by way of sextastic hotties with delicious bodies continue to be unexpected blessings. In short, I can live with them if you can. Enjoy.

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Charlie Riina Wardrobe Malfunction During A Photoshoot In LA

 
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The delightfully tanned, hot, and ta-ta splendid Cannuckian model Charlie Riina suffered a wardrobe malfunction of sorts shooting for the bottled water company devious folks in nothing but a leather jacket and a pair of jeans. Even The Fonz knew you had to wear a shirt under the leather jacket, so it’s hard to believe Charlie didn’t have some inkling her perfectly splendid funbags would be making some kind of grand entrance during the course of this sun-filled photo snapping. These aren’t exactly photos for her Christian Mingle profile, though that would get you many bites.

Charlie has been one of our favorite of these H20 models and former Bunny topless lovelies to be repeatedly out there by the water pimping the water by way of scintillating body. She’s got that in spades. And thanks to what may or may not technically be a malfunction, one epic pair of lady melons to boot. Intentional or accidental, my eyeballs remain quite pleased. Enjoy.

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Madeline Brewer Wardrobe Malfunction Leaving Chateau Nip-Mont, Err, Marmont

I’m not much into fashion, but I do want to give a shout out to the dress warn by Madeline Brewer of Orange is the New Black fame when out partying at the Chateau Marmont. I suppose Madeline felt some thin strips of tape would suffice to protect her boobtastic modesty in the face of imbibing and partying and twirling about. Not so much as her lovely peaches nearly fully fell out of her dress top, with just the hints of her blessed nipples left to tease us voyeurs into a fare-thee-well.

The braless craze sweeping Hollywood truly is one of Tinsel Town’s finer moments. The amount of bare cleavage, sideboob, and nip slips in the past couple of years a testament to the advantages for the oglers of this fashion trend. Why hide the moneymakers in the first place? That’s kind of my general question to the sextastically inclined. Flashes like Madeline Brewer’s just make everybody very happy. Win-win. One for each. Enjoy.

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Naomi Watts Upskirt Panties Peek During a Commercial Shoot in Malibu

If you hire Naomi Watts to pimp your product, you’ve already won. She’s just a blessedly veteran hot mom who could sell me sand in the desert. When she hangs out between shoots flashing her panties, well, then you’ve just doubled down on victories. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t even cost more in her contract.

Naomi Watts is one of our finest decked out hotties for awards season but showed off a bit more of her candidly sextastic parts in Malibu during a break from filming something on the beach which I’ll assume will be in a magazine shortly. All I saw was her panties upskirt and then I fell in lust all over again. That can happen. I came. I saw. I peeked. Veni, Vidi, Enjoy.

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Jesy Nelson Knickers Flashes Performing with Little Mix in Birmingham

I must admit,  I’m not super up on on X-Factor created super groups. I kill it in NFL trivia at the bars, but if X-Factor girl groups came up, I’d be crushed. Little Mix is apparently all the rage. I think Simon Cowell invented them a couple or three years ago specifically to be popular and famous which sounds horribly cynical but pretty much describes the origin of all pop music.

One of the members of Little Mix, Jesy Nelson, got a little jiggy with her moves during a show in Birmingham England over the weekend and flashed her black knickers. Probably something that would’ve earned her a scolding from Her Majesty and perhaps a mild beheading at the Tower fifty years ago. In the day of Miley and Rihanna, it hardly moves the ticker, but I shall personally never look a gift upskirt in the mouth. Though that makes little sense. Well played, Jesy. Enjoy.

Bai Ling Flashing a Ta-Ta Little Something Something at 20th Anniversary of The Crow

It’s hard to believe it’s been 20 years since The Crow came out in theaters. Not a bad film, not a great film, but one I always appreciate in a re-showing from time to time. Bai Ling was in the original film and led the cast of creepy looking masked actors being spooky at the 20th anniversary screening of the film over the weekend. Of course, Bai Ling will not attend a public event without showing the world how nicely chested a fit 40-something veteran Asian hottie can look in just a little dominatrix straps. And she does quite a bit.

Bai Ling is one of those marvels of blessed genetics who doesn’t seem to be aging. I’m sure it has something to do with a healthy diet and exercise and all those other things that seem okay for people not myself. I marvel at her taut body and those tender ta-ta’s that still seem to defy gravity and definitely warrant an outfit I wouldn’t recommend for most women her age necessarily in a public setting. Nice work, Bai Ling. 20 years on and still going strong. Enjoy

Kate Upton Upskirt Flash On A Photoshoot In Miami

The lovely Kate Upton gave us all a view of her lady bits during a blustery photoshoot in Miami. It seems that it was a bit windy that day and Kate’s skirt kept getting blown up. The problem is that she forgot to wear underwear. So, with a particularly good gust of wind you get to see her goodies. Is there anything more glorious than a vag flash? We see boobs all the time, and don’t get me wrong I’m all about the boobs. But a good peek at the downstairs area is rarer. Occasionally it happens when these gals are exiting cars or sometimes mother nature cooperates and sends a gust of wind. Kate, for her part, seems rather unfazed by the whole thing. Rather than freaking out she just seems to laugh it off. Thanks for being such a good sport, Kate. That and not wearing underwear.

It’s things like this that make this job so rewarding.