wardrobe malfunction Posts:

Keyara Loses Her Bikini Top in Malibu Pimping 138

I must admit, I have not a clue who Keyara is. She says she's a singer and actress and that's good enough for me. She has only one name so I assume she's trying hard to make it big in Hollywood, big enough that she got to be today's 138 Water photoshoot girl, looking all kinds of hot in the waters off of Malibu where she accidentally (as best as can be determined) lost her bikini top.

138 Water continues to shoot new models around town everyday in their attempt to do something I can't really tell, I just know I'd like to be a part of it. It can't possibly have anything to do with bottled water. Then again, the Hot Girl Runaway Mission I operate has little to do with guiding dispirited young models back to their parents, though I do pass out very comfy socks to the girls. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Slipping Time (Warning: These Photos May Contain Staged Wardrobe Malfunction)

Okay, you can stop writing me your crayon-stenciled letters. I get it. I was born at night, but not last night (although, yes, in a manger). BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee is perhaps staging her repeated bikini tops and bottoms slips for the benefit of the surrounding and spying cameramen. I mean, she's a grown woman and mother of two and successful fitness business owner, she knows how to tie a bikini.  On the other hand...

...if a stacked and toned body MILF wants to intentionally flash her chest and pubis for whatever reason, who am I to look away? Sure, I can see how men of principle and standards might be tempted to do so. Thankfully, I'm not so burdened with such sentimentality. I'm a purist, eagle-eyed and narrow in focus. See hot woman, ogle hot woman, ask questions later, and, always, enjoy.

Iggy Azalea Accidentally Exposes Bare Boobtastic in Back of London Cab

 

Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time before up and coming show off pop and hip hop diva-ette Iggy Azalea went and flashed her full bare boobtastic for the cameras. I suppose this was an accidental non-accident, given what Iggy was wearing, albeit perhaps she wasn't aware people and cameras can peek laterally into tops that aren't even close to covering your sweet yabbos.

Either way, the gentleman oglers win again, for the combination of patience and yearning once more produces a sweet treat at the bare teat of one of your young rising Egotastic! stars. Enjoy.

Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunctions in Purple This Time on Miami Beach

I'll say this for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee, her tactics may be on repeat, but at least she changes her bikinis between audacious public displays of bikini malfunctions.

Jennifer's latest and greatest tops and bottoms display took place in purple on Miami Beach, where the toned mommy had to re-adjust her bikini top and little bottoms, providing sweet views of her mostly bare body, her crackatoa, and just about most every tanned inch of her workout perfect form. She's not the greatest actress in the world, but if you're willing to suspend your disbelief for a few moments while perusing her latest untied bikini strings, it can be quite fun. Enjoy.

Not Again! Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Malfunction Almost Exhibits Fully Cherry

BBW turned MILFtastic guru Jennifer Nicole Lee has made slipping in and out of the pool in an unnecessarily poorly tied bikini something of an art form. She just can't seem to keep her tops or bottoms on. Must have something to do with the unmeasured strength of the pool current, or the gravitational forces of the daytime moon in South Florida. Maybe it's that movie where the invisible horny teen prankster is untying all the girls bikinis. It certainly can't be Jennifer's doing.

In any event, this bottom malfunction nearly slipped the fully cherry, as the kids like to say never. That could've been a thing. As it is, I think it's safe to say that Jennifer extends her bikini waxing deep into the hearts of her bikinis. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen So Happy Her Boob Nearly Falls Out of Her Top

Still riding high, if not a bit sore, from her recent marriage and honeymoon, Chrissy Teigen can't wipe the smile off her face. She's so damn happy her festive model funbags are swelling with pride. Almost swelling right out with her nipples demanding a little sunshine in The Big Apple.

We couldn't be happier for Chrissy, that grin of hers alone let's you know she's getting the Legend on a very regular basis. But if she could be perhaps a bit more absent minded next time and let it all hang out, we'd all appreciate it. Simple request. Then I'll send the wedding gift. Boob for a blender. Let's do this. Enjoy.

Joanna Krupa Nip Slip a Miami Wardrobe Malfunction (or Was It?)

 

Far be it from me to question anything related to some visual wonderments by one super fine female form like Joanna Krupa, but this casual nip slip bending over in Miami, well, if I didn't know any better, I'd say Joanna maybe kind of planned this one out. Which takes away nothing from the majestic sights provided by this Krupa nipple slip. I don't need to question motive when the answer is Joanna's bare boobtastic on display even just a peek.

In summary, nip slip, definitely. Wardrobe malfunction, hmm, the jury is still out. Enjoy.