Sure, nobody may ever match Marilyn Monroe and her iconographic power to allure and give smiles to men. But her subway grate flowing skirt didn’t show nearly as much as the blessedly impromptu gust of subterranean vortex that blasted Jessica Alba in her billowing skirt right into one epic panties flash to the general public. I mean, wow, damn, hot damn, and sweet potatoes. Just like that perhaps our clearest view ever of Jessica and her uber-sextastic in lacy panties.
If you were in lust with Jessica Alba before, now consider it super lust. If it already was super lust, just call it the perfect storm of passion. And you were already at perfect storm of passion, well, just lay down the plastic sheeting before viewing these pictures. Especially if you have carpet. So hot! Enjoy.
I’m fairly certain if you wear a short summer dress on a beach front bike ride, you know your panties are going to be spotted by gentleman oglers such as myself. Kelly Brook has been a big part of promoting bike riding in London summers, so I know she’s an experienced urban biker. This flirty dress panties peek is obviously staged so she can tantalize me with the view of her colorful pretty panties beneath. Okay, it’s for me, but you can look too.
The British brunette bombshell has been in Los Angeles for some time now and showing off her front side and bottom side goodness on various trips to the gym with her stupid muscle head boyfriend. Now, we finally get a sweet peek at her panties as the curvaceous wonder rode her bike in a short dress along the boardwalk in Venice Beach. Quite a nice addition to our already fairly stocked beach landscape here in Los Angeles. Kelly, I know what you’re doing and I want you to know it’s working. Yes, I will be your date to the end of summer soiree. Nobody puts baby in the corner, not when I’m around. Enjoy.
The summer wind, came blowin’ in from across the sea
It lingered there to touch your hair and walk with me
All summer long we sang a song and then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts and the summer wind
I can hear Sinatra in my head even as I ogle the fine legs leading up to a pretty black lacy panties peek at Liv Tyler whose dress didn’t seem quite up for the challenge of a brisk New York City gust of wind whilst strolling the avenues. We don’t see much of Liv Tyler these days, though she is on that new The Leftovers show on HBO. But it’s been a while. Certainly since we had such a fun sneaky peek at the hot celebrity model thespianic daughter.
Every now and then we rely on Mother Nature to give us the sweet leering views we so desperately desire. Thanks to the westerly wind and Liv’s choice or black panties, we have a sweet one today. Enjoy.
B-movie actress and large chested person Phoebe Price had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction while walking in Calabasas the other day. Phoebe was sporting a crop top blousey shirt that showed off her lovely bare-midriff. That alone would have been enough to get my attention. Her pretty freckled stomach is fairly amazing. But the wind was blowing on that faithful day just as the photogs were taking her picture. A sudden gust blew up her shirt and showed the whole world her bra and part of her amazing ta-tas. These things are a sight to behold. They are like two over ripe freckly melons. I do love a good wardrobe malfunction. It’s like an unexpected treat when clothing turns on its owner and causes havoc. It was perhaps a bad idea on her part to wear a cropped blousey shirt on a windy day. Then again, maybe she wants us to have an eye full of her funbags?
Whatever the case I know that I enjoyed seeing her bra and look forward to many more wardrobe malfunctions in the future.
The lovely Katy Perry showed off her undercarriage while house shopping in Beverly Hills. Katy was wearing what can only be described as a naughty schoolgirl outfit. I’m not sure that dressing like a high school tease is the best ensemble to look at real estate but then again I’ve never been a homeowner. The skirt was quite short. You could pretty much see everything but her hoo-haa…that is until she bent over. She didn’t even have to bend far, that’s how short this skirt is. You get a peek at her underwear and the bottom of her booty. It’s a wardrobe malfunction that I think was meant to “malfunction”. After all, it’s not a surprise that the photogs got an upskirt of her with an outfit that short. She’s a shrewd player in this business we call show and she knows that she has to give a little bit back.
This is a joyous day indeed, my friends. We wait patiently for moments like this. It’s things like “Katy Perry Upskirts” that make this job so satisfying.
Martha Graeff isn’t just one super fine Brazilian model in her bikini on the beach in Miami. And Martha isn’t just another amazing looking boobtastic body dating former NBAer turned international DJ, Rony Seikaly. She happens to be the owner of one of the finest bikini changing wardrobe malfunctions of the past month, if not longer. Oh, the glorious times we live in.
Martha was working herself out of her top and into her bikini top on the beach in South Florida when something went terribly right. Her sweet delicious chest puppies came bare right before our ogling eyes as if Santa Claus was throwing us a few previews of coming attractions. It was simply inspiring. Those melons on Martha are just outstanding. Merry Early Christmas. Enjoy.
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All good things come to those who wait. Well, those who wait and also those who obsessively ogle hot women. You can only change in and out of some many wardrobes before something isn’t going to fit or sit precisely right. That’s when we’ll be there to capture the crazy memorable moment of Danish Delight Nina Agdal baring her boob on Miami Beach in one epic nip slip during a catalog photoshoot. It’s days like today, and pretty much every other day, that make my work all seem so worthwhile.
Nina Agdal has been a bright star in our Egotastic! sky since the day we first saw her and predicted her meteoric rise to the top of the lingerie and swimsuit model ranks. It wasn’t a tough prediction or a bold prediction, but it was a wishful prediction. I like to think Nina’s beautiful bare funbag is our reward for believing in her. Karma. Enjoy.