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Jennifer Nicole Lee Almost Loses Her Bikini Bottoms; We Get To See Some More MILFtastic JNL Booty Crack

By Bill Swift | February 18, 2013 @ 12:43 pm

Jennifer Nicole Lee Almost Loses Orange Bikini Bottom in Miami

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Leave it to our sensational BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, to try and one-up the bikini thunder taking place in Miami over the President's Holiday weekend by nearly losing her bikini bottom (once more) as she struts and preens and delights men everywhere with her hot mom in a bikini show in and out of the swimming pool.

JNL has nearly perfected the bikini bottom coming off as she exits the water move. And given how taut and strong her asstastic cheeks are, we're going to say this is hardly an accidental malfunction. We're also going to say we could care less. We are so happy to lay back in our virtual chaise lounge chairs and leer. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Nip Slip Provides a Trophy Moment at Golden Globe Awards After-Party

By Bill Swift | January 15, 2013 @ 8:38 am

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Eva Longoria Nip Slips at Warner Bros InStyle Golden Globes Party in Beverly Hills

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Hmm, there was something exciting to come out of the 2013 Golden Globe Awards after all. No, not Jodie Foster going on worldwide television to 200 million homes to announce that she'd like privacy, but our most eligible bachelorette, the hottie Eva Longoria, flashing her nipple quite accidentally at the Warner Bros. after party. And, we say accidentally, but, of course, none of the best wardrobe malfunctions are intentional (outside of Janet Jackson, natch.).

Ah, when the sextastic ladies of Hollywood get all decked out but forget to cover up a spot or two, then we get very happy. Enjoy.

Josie Goldberg Bikini Nip Slips in Miami; Reminds Us of Her Topless Playboy Shoot

By Bill Swift | December 28, 2012 @ 10:58 am

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Hey, an Egotastic! man never forgets a nipple. In fact, you should be able to identify your favorite celebrities just by their headlights, if you want to consider yourself a well-trained ogler of the sextastic.

So, when we saw Josie Goldberg spill out of her bikini top on the beach in Miami yesterday, we immediately recognized nipple Exhibit A, and harkened back to her Playboy photoshoot, wherein those same lady nubs were fully and entirely exposed. Funny, we can't remember our girlfriend's birthday, but we can pick out Josie Goldberg's nipples from a lineup. I suppose this is one of those things that makes us a 'bad boyfriend'.

While you're at it, do not forget that our friends at PlayboyPlus are still running a 50% off monthly subscription price offer for Egotastic! readers; so if you're going to buy, the time is nigh. Enjoy.

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LeAnn Rimes Nipple Slip Drops Some Sunshine at NOH8 Celebration

By Bill Swift | December 14, 2012 @ 2:14 pm

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LeAnn Rimes Nipple Slips at NOH8 Campaign 4th Anniversary Celebration in LA

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Lots of stuff has been going on recently in the mentally tumultuous world of LeAnn Rimes. Honestly, I don't have time or care to follow all the various fights, spats, and breakdowns she's been involved with or going through in the past several months. But, let's just say, the country music singer is going through a 'spell'.

Thankfully, sometimes 'spells' equal less detail attention to wardrobe, which led to a nice nipple slip on LeAnn's part at the NOH8 campaign celebration in Los Angeles. And who could hate when staring at bare celebrity headlights? Not I, good sir. Enjoy.

LEANN RIMES KEPT GETTING SKINNER AS HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER AND BIGGER

LeAnn Rimes Makes Her Way Through LAX in a Purple Dress

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Stephanie Ruhle Flashes Her Panties on Bloomberg TV (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2012 @ 1:20 am

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Hey, it happens to the best of us. We're a very serious journalist covering important serious topics, but we're also a hot female type person, so our producer bosses insist that despite our advanced degrees in finance and our outstanding professional track record, we have to to wear super short skirts when appearing on television. And, to boot, we've got to sit on a tall stool. Which means we've got to keep our legs tightly crossed and unwavering for the entire length of segments. And, oh, no, here comes the leg cramp.... cramp.... gotta switch legs.... maybe nobody will notice...

We'll say this for Stephanie Ruhle, ace financial reporter for Bloomberg TV, she just made our portfolio rise. Enjoy.

(special thanks to EgoReader 'Federico' for this uncovering discovery)

Stephanie Ruhle Flashes Her Panties on Bloomberg TV

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REMEMBER WHEN MEREDITH VIERA FLASHED ON NATIONAL TV?

Meredith Viera Upskirt Pictures Only on Today

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Nearly Loses Her Bikini Bottoms, We Nearly Get Full Wet MILF Crackalackin

By Bill Swift | October 24, 2012 @ 1:53 pm

Jennifer Nicole Lee Red Hot Bikini Poolside in NYC

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We need not re-visit our infatuation with BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee, at least not from the psychological side and what it says about our mommy-issues and our upbringing and our overwhelming desire to suckle nourishment from a maternal figure. That's a given. But just look at Jennifer's wicked wet hot mom butt-crack and tell me the idea of a spanking relationship that goes in both directions doesn't come to the front of your mind as well.

Yet another bikini malfunction from our deeply lusted Miami-based mom has left us all a-shudder here at Egotastic! as we examine both the glorious front and backsides of the woman who someday soon we'd love to punish us while we scream out in agonizing ecstasy 'I've been a very bad boy, mommy, make me say I'm sorry'.

Okay, so sometimes it gets a little personal. Enjoy.

OUR FAVORITE JENNIFER NICOLE LEE BIKINI ADJUSTING PHOTOS

Jennifer Nicole Lee Enjoys Adjusting Her Bikini Bottoms (and Tops)

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Courtney Bingham Bikini Malfunction For the Hot Bodied Topless Model Beach Show

By Bill Swift | October 8, 2012 @ 9:23 am

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Courtney Bingham Bikini Malfunction on the Beach in Malibu

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Courtney Bingham is known for two things: being the much younger girlfriend of Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx, and for being a super hot model. The latter is all that we care about really, especially as we caught Courtney fudging the replacing of her bikini top during a sun-tanning session on Venice Beach this weekend, providing for some very bare views of her ripe pair.

You combine that with some truly memorable views her her ridiculously hot bikini clad crawling bottom and you have a beach show rivaling any solid Fourth of July fireworks display. Leopard skin from behind? Yes, yes, and oh, baby, yes. Bless you, Courtney. Enjoy.

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