I’ll say this for BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee, her tactics may be on repeat, but at least she changes her bikinis between audacious public displays of bikini malfunctions.
Jennifer’s latest and greatest tops and bottoms display took place in purple on Miami Beach, where the toned mommy had to re-adjust her bikini top and little bottoms, providing sweet views of her mostly bare body, her crackatoa, and just about most every tanned inch of her workout perfect form. She’s not the greatest actress in the world, but if you’re willing to suspend your disbelief for a few moments while perusing her latest untied bikini strings, it can be quite fun. Enjoy.
BBW turned MILFtastic guru Jennifer Nicole Lee has made slipping in and out of the pool in an unnecessarily poorly tied bikini something of an art form. She just can’t seem to keep her tops or bottoms on. Must have something to do with the unmeasured strength of the pool current, or the gravitational forces of the daytime moon in South Florida. Maybe it’s that movie where the invisible horny teen prankster is untying all the girls bikinis. It certainly can’t be Jennifer’s doing.
In any event, this bottom malfunction nearly slipped the fully cherry, as the kids like to say never. That could’ve been a thing. As it is, I think it’s safe to say that Jennifer extends her bikini waxing deep into the hearts of her bikinis. Enjoy.
Still riding high, if not a bit sore, from her recent marriage and honeymoon, Chrissy Teigen can’t wipe the smile off her face. She’s so damn happy her festive model funbags are swelling with pride. Almost swelling right out with her nipples demanding a little sunshine in The Big Apple.
We couldn’t be happier for Chrissy, that grin of hers alone let’s you know she’s getting the Legend on a very regular basis. But if she could be perhaps a bit more absent minded next time and let it all hang out, we’d all appreciate it. Simple request. Then I’ll send the wedding gift. Boob for a blender. Let’s do this. Enjoy.
Far be it from me to question anything related to some visual wonderments by one super fine female form like Joanna Krupa, but this casual nip slip bending over in Miami, well, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say Joanna maybe kind of planned this one out. Which takes away nothing from the majestic sights provided by this Krupa nipple slip. I don’t need to question motive when the answer is Joanna’s bare boobtastic on display even just a peek.
In summary, nip slip, definitely. Wardrobe malfunction, hmm, the jury is still out. Enjoy.
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To be fair, it was really just Brie Bella (I believe) of the wrestling Bella Twins whose fabulous funbag came completely out of her top last night on WWE Raw.
Thanks to a million and one of you professional wrestling fans who immediately spotted this special disturbance in the Force and sent us word. The Bella Twins follow in the fine tradition of hottie wrestling divas, though we often do have to wait for the occasional wardrobe malfunction to see their bare turnbuckles. And on TV now less. WWE might finally be giving a nod to building a larger audience.
I love the sight of bare wrestling girl boobs in the morning. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Miley Cyrus. She does not dress boring. And, I guess I have to also give her credit for finding new and interesting ways to show off her lady nest. I’m not sure if she’s consciously trying to expose her intimate parts or if her little lovely is just finding a way to reach the sunlight when given the chance, but she sure does flash her often. Even before we were legally allowed to bring it to you. How does one expose their vajayjay while wearing shorts? Ask Miley, she’ll help.
Meanwhile, not content with her slipped lip show, Miley followed up her sights of London weekend with some upskirt shots wearing a dress way to short for the delightfully deep seated London car services. I suppose seeing Miley in a thong after seeing her in a not-anything is less dramatic, but we never turn away an exhibitionist gift here at Egotastic! If you don’t appreciate it, it may just go away. Trust me, we appreciate. Good on you, Miley. Enjoy.
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To be fair, I have no idea if Brandi Glanville is drunk or not. I can say with some certainty that she did get out of her cab last night outside the London Hotel unable to walk or keep her barely there dress covering up her thong and butt cheeks. You might take that as a sign. Generally, when I find myself walking around in just my underwear late night outside hotels, I’ve had a few too many too drink. Either that or I’m late on the rent money, but I prefer not to talk about what daddy has to do to pay the bills.
Brandi Glanville has been quite busy with public scenes and meltdowns of late, including her recent no-underwear date night flashing. I suppose this is something of a step up. I’m not sure she’s exactly making her children proud. At the same time, as long as she’s flashing, it’s not like I’m not looking. An opportunity wasted really is a sin. Enjoy.