Still riding high, if not a bit sore, from her recent marriage and honeymoon, Chrissy Teigen can’t wipe the smile off her face. She’s so damn happy her festive model funbags are swelling with pride. Almost swelling right out with her nipples demanding a little sunshine in The Big Apple.
We couldn’t be happier for Chrissy, that grin of hers alone let’s you know she’s getting the Legend on a very regular basis. But if she could be perhaps a bit more absent minded next time and let it all hang out, we’d all appreciate it. Simple request. Then I’ll send the wedding gift. Boob for a blender. Let’s do this. Enjoy.
Far be it from me to question anything related to some visual wonderments by one super fine female form like Joanna Krupa, but this casual nip slip bending over in Miami, well, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say Joanna maybe kind of planned this one out. Which takes away nothing from the majestic sights provided by this Krupa nipple slip. I don’t need to question motive when the answer is Joanna’s bare boobtastic on display even just a peek.
In summary, nip slip, definitely. Wardrobe malfunction, hmm, the jury is still out. Enjoy.
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To be fair, it was really just Brie Bella (I believe) of the wrestling Bella Twins whose fabulous funbag came completely out of her top last night on WWE Raw.
Thanks to a million and one of you professional wrestling fans who immediately spotted this special disturbance in the Force and sent us word. The Bella Twins follow in the fine tradition of hottie wrestling divas, though we often do have to wait for the occasional wardrobe malfunction to see their bare turnbuckles. And on TV now less. WWE might finally be giving a nod to building a larger audience.
I love the sight of bare wrestling girl boobs in the morning. Enjoy.
I’ll say this for Miley Cyrus. She does not dress boring. And, I guess I have to also give her credit for finding new and interesting ways to show off her lady nest. I’m not sure if she’s consciously trying to expose her intimate parts or if her little lovely is just finding a way to reach the sunlight when given the chance, but she sure does flash her often. Even before we were legally allowed to bring it to you. How does one expose their vajayjay while wearing shorts? Ask Miley, she’ll help.
Meanwhile, not content with her slipped lip show, Miley followed up her sights of London weekend with some upskirt shots wearing a dress way to short for the delightfully deep seated London car services. I suppose seeing Miley in a thong after seeing her in a not-anything is less dramatic, but we never turn away an exhibitionist gift here at Egotastic! If you don’t appreciate it, it may just go away. Trust me, we appreciate. Good on you, Miley. Enjoy.
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To be fair, I have no idea if Brandi Glanville is drunk or not. I can say with some certainty that she did get out of her cab last night outside the London Hotel unable to walk or keep her barely there dress covering up her thong and butt cheeks. You might take that as a sign. Generally, when I find myself walking around in just my underwear late night outside hotels, I’ve had a few too many too drink. Either that or I’m late on the rent money, but I prefer not to talk about what daddy has to do to pay the bills.
Brandi Glanville has been quite busy with public scenes and meltdowns of late, including her recent no-underwear date night flashing. I suppose this is something of a step up. I’m not sure she’s exactly making her children proud. At the same time, as long as she’s flashing, it’s not like I’m not looking. An opportunity wasted really is a sin. Enjoy.
Reese Witherspoon is on something of a naughty streak. Maybe it’s an early mid-life crisis or maybe just the innocent blonde image of perfection has got to let out a little steam, but she’s been showing a bit of skin of late, berating cops in a drunken state, and, now, promenading down the streets in a lightweight short skirt with nothing beneath save for what appears to be a nude colored thong (if that). My, oh, my, what will the ladies at church say to this?
Well, I know what I’m saying. Oh, blessed be. A clean shot of the bare cheeks of our little belusted Reese Witherspoon. I am digging the new Reese. Yeah, maybe a little less bleeping at the po-po, and a little more shows like this upskirt, but I am hardly complaining. Witherspoon wooty. It’s all very good. Enjoy.
My Uncle Soss who lived with us for a couple years used to tell me to make sure I was wearing clean underwear before I left the house as a kid. He always told me, ‘Never know when you’re going to get hit by a bus.’ Which scared me something awful. Not just because of the bloody imagery, but also because Uncle Soss was a city bus driver.
I can tell you who didn’t heed that advice. Brandi Glanville. The Eskimo sister to LeAnn Rimes and current Beverly Hills Housewife pulled a classic commando mistake, thinking she’d get away without underwear with a short dress and a car seat to maneuver onto. Nuh-uh. Brandi Glanville flashed her bare lady nest for the entire world to see. Well, at least the entire Egotastic! world to see, but I’m guessing some of you might share our little secret.
Beverly Hills Housewife? Try Desperate Housewife, because… oh, never mind. Just look at her bare cooch. Enjoy.