wardrobe malfunction Posts:

Miranda Kerr Topless Candid Pictures for A Long Awaited Glorious Gotcha Moment!

 

So maybe I had to spend my rent money acquiring these photos. A man can live without a roof, but he can not survive without Miranda Kerr topless pictures, full frontal, bold, beautiful, sextastic. I really think I'm going to cry. A crying homeless blogger is a wretched sight, the exact opposite of the visual glory that is Miranda Kerr with her top down.

Caught on the set of her first post-Victoria's Secret career swimsuit shoot, the MILFtastic Miranda Kerr displayed her perfect peaches in a manner we've not really seen so candidly before. Like mana from heaven, two wonderful manas. And, I think, worth the wait. Thanks for sticking with us. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Wardrobe Malfunction Flashes the Bare Lady Nest (and Maybe a Lady’s Little Helper) in Cannes

 

To be fair, my feeble elderly eyes can't say for sure that Eva Longoria is completely bare down there, and by that, I mean bereft of panties. There may be some translucent undergarment type thing. Either way, I think it's fair to say Eva is most definitely bare down there in the Brazilian waxing sense of the word. Additionally, the photos may indicate that Eva is experiencing that time of the month and utilizing methods that Carrie did not know available when she was in the shower. But, again, hard to say for sure. I'll leave that to the CSI Egotastic! volunteer army out there.

So goes Cannes. Where the rain could not step the A-list celebrities from wearing designer gowns up the red carpeted step to their various photo lines and movie premieres. Eva Longoria and her slit dress were there for the showing of Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy Of A Plains Indian) which I would go and look up what it is, and will, as soon as I stop looking at Eva's cooch. So maybe like another two hours.

Eva Longoria wardrobe malfunctions are happening more and more these days. I can only assume Eva is trying to tell us something. Or, maybe prayers just really are answered. I'll accept either, while I continue to stare. Enjoy.

Olivia Munn Nip Flashing Whilst Departing the Chateau

Oh, happy days when former fanboy faptastic Olivia Munn let's loose and extremely subtle, but most definitely there, reveal of her headlights beneath a loosely knit dress while leaving the Chateau Marmont over the weekend. And, yes, we do see them. And, yes, sometimes we do see them and let you guys find them, it's fun and games and keeps you on your toes. But in this case, well, with anything Munntastic we always want to scream out like the town crier of the wonderful news.

Olivia Munn nips. They're not just for breakfast anymore. Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Skirt Drops On Way to See the Stones

Of course, anybody who is anybody plus those who could just afford monster scalper prices went to see the Rolling Stones here in L.A. on Friday night, kicking off their 50th Anniversary tour. Including Vanessa Hudgens, whose likes to dress thrift store hippy any time she hits the public eye to remind everybody what an earthy kind of gal he is. All of which may be true, also true that her clothes often fall apart, like her skirt that fell down revealing her shiny underwear.

Not that we're complaining if young hot women of means want to purchase shoddy clothes that routinely malfunction. In fact, when I retire from this sort of job, I'd like to run a store called Shoddy Clothes That Fall Off Hot Ladies. Not sure I'll do a booming business, but any customer coming through the door will be a fun experience. Enjoy.

Myleene Klass Flashes Her Thong Beneath Sheer Leggings

Score another victory of sorts for yoga pants, the sheer variety most especially, for exposing the thong side goodness of British former pop star turned TV personality, Myleene Klass, who dared to bare her panties beneath these see-through leggings.

As you know, I've already written seventeen letters of gratitude to the inventor of stretch pants for women, along with a general shoutout to the female retails establishments pushing these thin pieces of clothing as appropriate wear for the ladies in public. It's really one of the best innovations ever. If you don't believe, just look at Myleene Klass' arse. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Boob Fall Out; Copter-Gate!

There are so many things that don't mix well with Lindsay Lohan these days (cocktail references excluded).

One has always been bras. Lindsay Lohan hates bras. That's one of the things we love about her. The other thing is apparently helicopters. Because Lindsay got so shaken (not stirred) by her helicopter transport down on her Brazilian pimping and partying before rehab mini tour that she didn't notice her boob fell out of her dress.

Now, I'll deny this in court if ever questioned in a criminal matter, but I pretty much know when my junk is hanging out bare outside my clothes. But Lindsay, some yaws, pitches, and rolls, and out comes the righty. If not for Lindsay's long locks, she would be fully and udderly exposed. Enjoy.

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Almost Loses Her Bikini Bottoms; We Get To See Some More MILFtastic JNL Booty Crack

Leave it to our sensational BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru, Jennifer Nicole Lee, to try and one-up the bikini thunder taking place in Miami over the President's Holiday weekend by nearly losing her bikini bottom (once more) as she struts and preens and delights men everywhere with her hot mom in a bikini show in and out of the swimming pool.

JNL has nearly perfected the bikini bottom coming off as she exits the water move. And given how taut and strong her asstastic cheeks are, we're going to say this is hardly an accidental malfunction. We're also going to say we could care less. We are so happy to lay back in our virtual chaise lounge chairs and leer. Enjoy.