Blanca Blanco Comes Precipitously Close to a Wardrobe Malfunction

Blanca Blanco knows how to dress, how to accessorize, and also how to wardrobe malfunction. This beautiful babe hit the town the other night and came precipitously close to a wardrobe malfunction when the left side of her dress took a dip and exposed the top part of her areola. It's quite a sight to see Blanca Blanco's wardrobe malfunction, though you may need a magnifying glass to tell me if there's anything more than a hint of nip involved.

I don't know who that dude is with her, but he looks like some sort of unholy cross between Dennis Quaid, Ryan Reynolds, and Alan Cumming. He's definitely looking stylish and also making no attempt to save Blanca Blanco from this imminent wardrobe malfunction. Maybe he hoped to see her left breast as well and was just standing by waiting for something amazing to happen.

Any way you slice it, Blanca Blanco dodged a bullet here as this is the closest I've seen to a wardrobe malfunction without the woman actually showing much of anything. In the future, photogs, don't let Blanca Blanco know that her dress is slipping. Just let it happen and enjoy!

Photos courtesy of Mega Agency