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Whitney St. John Strips Naked to Report the Naked Entertainment News

 

If I've said it once, I've said it seven times now, you really can't find a better way to spend six bucks a month to get your news naked from hotties than by becoming a member of Naked News. Sure, you can watch Katie Couric with all her clothes on, if that's your thing. Or you can watch the likes of Whitney St. John delivering her entertainment reports whilst stripping out of her confining wardrobe. Everything is better with nekkid hot women involved. I dare you to name something that isn't.

Check out Whitney's Naked News report video and get all your entertainment and celebrity news needs while staring at the hostess' lady nest. It's win win. I'm sure there's a third win in there too if you watch in slow motion. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Cameron Diaz Topless in Sex Tape, Pamela Anderson Nekkid, Cali Lee Topless and Much Much More…

 

Each week I have the pleasure of dipping into the Reader Finds email bag with my prurient little paw and extracting a week's worth of the best and most boobtastic of the content generated by you, the user, the reader, and all around scholar-athletes yet to be convicted for any type of human crime. It's both a privilege and an honor to be on the receiving end of your rightfully dirty minds, without having to wear any type of protective shield or latex wrapping. It is, since 1911, a little something we like to call Reader Finds.

This week's Reader Finds includes Lucy Collett showing how she does selfies (thank you to EgoReader 'Green'), Ariana Grande booty on an Aussie TV show (kudos out to 'Shannon'), Cali Lee, the adult film actress who messed around with Britney's boyfriend doing some fine movie work (sweet contribution from 'Devon'), Naomi Campbell topless in a Russian periodical (supermodel ta's delivered by 'Elliot'), Asia Argento topless on the silver screen (thank you kindly to 'Maria'), Kate Luyben topless in the vastly underrated Femme Fatales (Skinematics via 'Douglas'), Audrey Tautou topless in her own screen turn (French delights courtesy of 'Mon'), Marion Cotillard most definitely topless (luscious lovelies by way of 'Francia'), Juliana Scalch topless hotness in foreign cinema (windmilled over the fence by 'Len'), Pamela Anderson nekkid at Hugh Hefner's birthday party (the ta's jumped out of the cake thanks to 'Emory'), Rachel Mortenson wicked hot modeling pics (ooh la la's from 'Steven'), Olivia Cooke topless on celluloid (slipped under the door by 'Sweetz'), Juliette Lewis topless in Strange Days (indeedy do's handed over by 'Brad'), Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski and SI buddies in bikinis (bathing suit beauties previewed by 'Keller'), Hayden Panettiere in one damn sextastic shoot (H.P's thanks to 'William'), Elisa Dushku sweet in a bikini (underrated hotness via 'Tony'), Cameron Diaz topless moment from Sex Tape (rare nip sighting captured by 'Donnie'), and last, but not at all least, Sharon Stone flashing her bigguns in FI2. It's all good and skintastic. If only you believe. Enjoy.

Rose Leslie and Elizabeth Berkely Topless For the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Normally I'd be talking about cooling temps of the fall approaching in my weekly weather report slash skintastic forecast of what to watch celebrity sextastic wise on the tube or screen, but as the 100's are approaching L.A., I'm personally thinking about hunkering down next to my semi-functioning AC unit with nothing on but the prescribed ogling opportunities recommended by our friends at Mr. Skin. Always at least three options for catching sweet ta-ta's on the screen, thereby providing a natural outlet for your potentially dangerous levels of body heat.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the desirably Rose Leslie in the currently in theaters Honeymoon with memories of her mammaries from Game of Thrones, Erin Cummings quite topless and full-bodied on this week's Masters of Sex, and Elizabeth Berkely topless in Any Given Sunday now out on Blu-Ray. You could shvitz this weekend, or you could shvitz for a purpose. I choose the latter. I choose funbags. Enjoy.

(P.S. If you don't get your Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin, you will have sweated all summer for nothing!)

Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kendall Jenner, and More Naked Models in Russell James’ Angels Photo Book

 

Well, the Victoria's Secret Angels, along with a not so random Kendall Jenner, decided to strip off their clothes for celebrity nudist extraordinaire photographer Russell James and his latest photobook project, Angels. It seems obvious why the angels are in the angels book. Kendall Jenner a little less so perhaps. Albeit, we're not going to look a gift Kendall Jenner almost kind of nude in the mouth. It's a nice thing. She's a hot thing. And this is truly Kendall all grown up.

Nevertheless, the true stars of the visual wonderments are the nude girls like Candice Swanepoel, Martha Hunt, and Alessandra Ambrosio and some of their female hottie cohorts. I'm prepared to give this book two enormous thumbs up, just as soon as both become available. Superb work, Mr. James. Enjoy.

Rhian Sugden and Her Mounds of Renowned Take On India Reynolds And Her Picture Perfect Peaches

 

Battle of the Boobtastic time. And this week's showdown is nothing short of Tyson-Holyfield minus the ear biting. Though nipple nibbling is certainly encouraged among today's stellar hot contestants. In one corner, blond bombshell Rihan Sugden and her naturally nice succulents. In the opposing corner, India Reynolds and her made in heaven mammaries. It's like watching two top yachts race to the finish in the America's Cup. I think that happens, I've never really watched.

But watch you must. Closely, clearly, indiscreetly. For you must decide which of these two absolute visions of allurement and sextastic goes home in smiles, and which in horribly depressed state of tears. Today, you play god. In your humble opinion, who's ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Rihan Sugden vs. India Reynolds

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Elsa Hosk Topless in GQ, Reduxed and Re-Amped With Even More Swedish Topless Goodness

 

If you happen to like your Swedish models all hot and without many clothes on in the pages of magazines, here's an extended look at Elsa Hosk in her topless pictorial from GQ Romania over the summer. Thanks to our many civil, but super secret spy network that circles this globe at the speed of the sextastic, we have a look at some additional photos from the rather Euro-sizzling peeks at Elsa's Swedish peaks.

I don't think I shall ever grow tired of seeing stunning Scandinavians flashing their funbags for the glory of Asgard and gentleman oglers everywhere. Elsa just happens to be one of the finer specimens to come from the northern tribes since  whoever that chick is who bedded Thor. I might just be mixing my mythologies. I am not the least bit confused however about Ms. Hosk. Just extremely incredibly alluring. Well done, Elsa. Enjoy.

Shelby Chesnes Topless Playboy Boobs-Aganza By Popular Demand

 

You know I'm also bringing you the best and brightest and most boobtastic from the land of Playboy as a I try to convince the entire world with male gonads and Sapphic leading lovely ladies to at least try a FREE WEEK OF PLAYBOY.TV as it is one of the five best things on the Internet today. Egotastic! is one of the other five, you can guess the remaining three.

Nevertheless, and naturally, it was only a matter of time before a guy like 'Stephen' wrote in burnt sienna Crayola marker a letter demanding that the extraordinarily hot Shelby Chesnes Playmate spread be promoted and shared and all around treated like a princess. My first instinct in these correspondences is always to feel a bit put upon, then I end up looking at girls like Shelby and I become completely catatonic with lust. Damn, I mean, just look at her and tell me you don't believe in unicorns and the power of rainbows to heal. Stephen, I forgive you.

I will not forgive anyone who doesn't try out PLAYBOY.TV, because while too much malt liquor does cause me to forget these days, I never forgive people who look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when that filly is a crazy hot as Shelby Chesnes. Enjoy.