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Lissy Cunningham Drop Dead Boobtastic Takes On Sam Cooke And Her Tubes of The Unreal


It's Battle of the Boobtastic time. That once a week epic moment when we provide the entire world the premiere roadmap for solving it's conflicts with soft billowing boobs as opposed to all that other nonsense. This week's BoB features the rock solid but beachy soft Lissy Cunningham and her light locks of uncovered goodness and veteran brawler Sam Cooke who can and will hold her own. As would you if those amazing yams were in your possession constantly.

But the hard choices come by way of your votes. Unlike Congressional elections, these votes really can and do count for something. Funbag supremacy for a week of cheers. Or, in the case of the loser, a week of tears. Now, you must decided between the winner and the not-winner. In your blessedly expert opinion, between these two gem stones, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Lissy Cunningham vs. Sam Cooke

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Sophie Reade Topless Mammaries of Tingle for Your Viewing Pleasure


We simply don't get to see blonde bombshell Sophie Reade often enough. The platinum haired bodacious beauty comes out every now and then to flash her stellar hot body and some funbags nonpareil in the fluffy and cushiony categories. Oh, how I'd like to snuggle up next to those twin self-warming pillows of joy. Obviously, you need to ask politely for permission first. I'm only an animal on the inside.

Featured in the latest edition of Zoo magazine, Sophie reminds us that all the complicated photo set ups and wardrobes and stylists in the world can't compete with simply one amazing looking woman with one even more outrageously hot body. Glorious in, glorious out. Sophie Reade has a whole lot of glorious. Enjoy.

Lucie Wilde Massaging Her Hams in the Kitchen


Sometimes you just need a hot girl with enormous mams to froth her precious yummies in the kitchen to remind you why you get up every morning. Or at least what you were dreaming about just prior to waking up. Oh, I hate when my alarm goes off in the middle of those perfect REM sleep visuals.

I'm not exactly sure what Lucie Wilde is doing to her lovely large inflatables but I know I'm not going to ask her to stop, ever. I'm a very modern guy who believes the kitchen is a place for both the man and the woman. Having said that, if I saw a man doing this in my kitchen, I'd chase him out of the house with a shotgun. Lucie on the other hand, I'd offer a job a my home chef. She really does seem to understand the meaning of the word gourmet. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Mellisa Clarke Topless Striptease In Her Abode for Heavy Duty Tingly Aboding


How I lust me some Mellisa Clarke. This naughty cutesy a little bith gothy brunette can break my heart with just one smile. With one peeling off of her top, she can damage me much more thoroughly. I'll take an order of both please. She really does make you feel extra-welcome in her boudoir, little cheeky smiles before reveals of sweet ta-ta's and taught little cheekies. Oh, my. I feel like I've died and gone to faptastic heaven.

Each midweek we celebrate the finest and most squeezable funbags in our mind's eyes. When at the top of the mountain, why not give a little squeeze Mellisa Clarke would either giggle or beat the tar out of you for trying. Personally, I'd take an order of both once again. So hot. Huzzah!

Crista Cober Topless Vampy Hotness, It’s Overwrought, But Ever So Hot


I'm a guy who can get into costumes and cosplay and some dress up games with the lovely ladies of the fairer sex. I mean, I won't do much myself, but I'm happy to watch and direct and on occasion, drop down into a British headmaster accent when a good bottom thwacking is required on a naughty schoolgirl. Still, my favorite way to see tall, hot, sextastic models is as naturally uncovered and un-styled as possible. Alas, magazines mean for women do quite the opposite. There has to be scenes and themes and masks and iconographic symbols and a whole bunch of stuff men never think of in the instant it takes an retinal snap of an alluring woman and the fire ignited down below.

Amazingly sextastic model Crista Cober gets warm and topless in the new edition of Vamp magazine. Surely there is just too much stuff going on in this pictorial outside of highlighting Crista's outstanding female form. It's like drowning a fine steak in ketchup at the table. Rather uncouth, if not grounds for imprisonment. Nevertheless, I don't run this world. Not yet. So until I do, we'll still have to wade through some nonsense to get to our particular treasures. Enjoy.

Jessica Impiazzi Strips Topless in the Garden for a TOWIE Ta-Ta Tuesday


The last time we saw Jessica Impiazzi, she was privately sunbathing topless in Spain. I suppose the TOWIE starlet has more formalized her relationship with the flashing of her ridiculously hot funbags for she turns directly to an epically hot stripping down in the garden in this memorable outdoor photoshoot.

With all the hullabaloo surrounding sextastic celebrities taking hot nekkid photos of themselves and then sharing them with boyfriends and the iCloud trash bin only, it's nice to know this world is also filled with beautiful women who delight in sharing their fine female forms with the ogling gentlemen and Saophic leaning ladies of the world. Such a blessing not in disguise any day of the week. Enjoy.

Andrea Yurko Is a Tall Topless Drink of Water in Treats Magazine


If you happen to like your brunettes tall and sultry and topless, you're going to love this Alex Freund pictorial of Andrea Yurko for Treats magazine. The nearly six foot tall fashion model gets all kinds of boudoir alluring for the cameras in an exhibition of the svelte lithesome lady form. I was drooling just hearing about this shoot. Now I'm full on in need of an emergency medical technician to restart my junk.

Every time I stare into the eyes, and ridiculously hot body, of a female siren, I feel my soul getting a little happier. It's like a warming sensation that starts at the toes and goes all the way to the top with some memorable stops in between. Women like Andrea Yurko remind me that no matter how complicated life can get, or troublesome the world, pure blessed relief is ever only one evening of lingerie and dimmed lights away. Andrea, call me, let's warm each other's souls. Enjoy.