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Thank God It’s Fathers! Alice Goodwin Topless Tributes Just for Dad

 

For all the love we give the ladies around here, this might be the once a year we celebrate, honor, and otherwise give a completely gratuitous shoutout to the men who bring home the bacon, or, at least, eat a ton of it. Sure, moms are much hotter and produce the next generation, but dads are there doing their part too. So on this Friday before Father's Day, why not give just the sires a little lust in their hearts, courtesy of the faptastic funbags of bodacious brunette, Alice Goodwin.

If Alice Goodwin doesn't get your motor cooking for a little reproduction action, I'm not sure what will. The busty Britty babe loves her some lacy lingerie, and, even more so, stripping out of it for your viewing pleasure. Or Dad's. On his day. He only gets once a year. If he can get a girl like Alice in the same timeframe, he'd be a very happy man. Just saying, tits are better than ties. TGIF!

Erin Heatherton Topless Hotness in GQ

 

Oh, wow, talk about our Hebrew School Hottie getting all grown up. I guess that's hard to say of the blonde and freckled Erin Heatherton who may have started young, but has spread her wings as a Victoria's Secret girl for a couple or three years now. Still, seeing Erin Heatherton topless and mature in these rather epically hot photos from her new spread in GQ Germany, we just had to gasp at how fast our girl has matured.

As always, I would still pay a king's ransom for the chance to connect the dots on her speckled form, up, down, and most definitely all the way around. She can pretend to be a mature woman all she wishes, I bet I can still make her giggle like she was a schoolgirl back at Solomon Schechter. Enjoy.

Femme Activists Topless Screaming Protests Hit Berlin Like a Pair of Hooters to the Face

 

I can't help myself but follow these Femme activists across Europe. I think they're actually getting better looking. I know I still don't understand what they're scrawling all over their topless bodies. But they sure do seem angry.

The Ukranian based feminist activist group made Berlin their latest stop, a film producers symposium where German Chancellor Angela Merkel was set to speak or had spoken, or maybe just stopped in to use the ladies room. In any event, the screams began, the tops came off, and the news suddenly become interesting again.

I know, I should stop. But I can't. I can't! Enjoy.

January Jones Topless and a Tribute to GOT Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

With all the hubbub this week in Hollywood about the bleak future of the film industry, I'd like to suggest that perhaps the removal of almost all skin-related content from mainstream cinema might have something to do with turning adults away from the theater-going experience. There are far less actresses baring skin in studio films these days than ever before. Is it any wonder indie films and premium TV are stealing the grown up eyeballs? I have an idea for Hollywood to turn this all around -- stop being afraid of sex. It's 2013. That's getting so so tired. I'm done.

You know who isn't scared of the nekkid female form? Our friends at Mr. Skin. They adore it as we do. This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes January Jones in what is certain to become a legendary topless scene in the indie film, Sweetwater, a tribute to the ladies of Season 3 of Game of Thrones who took off their clothes, and a little nod to the topless head-bobbing scene of actress London Gill (aka Dallas West) in This Is The End. Embrace the boobtastic. Enjoy.

(Do not forget dad on Father's Day this weekend. Your very last chance to buy him an inexpensive, but amazing online gift, a Mr. Skin Membership to do with as he pleased behind his locked door. Yeah, guess that, dads do that too. Just do it.)

READER FINDS: Miranda Kerr Topless, Kesha Nipple Slip, Matilde Bonasera Naughty on Camera, and Much Much More…

 

Happy Flag Day everybody! No, this doesn't mean another shot for the pearl-clutching gaspers to take away another Facebook or YouTube account from Egotastic!, it's a chance to celebrate the adoption of the original U.S. flag. Flags symbolize a nation's purpose and unity. Much like our very own weekly Reader Finds symbolize's our site purpose and unit (best segue-way ever, am I right?). That one day a week we as a people come together to stand as one single ogler checking out the hot, often previously unseen, sextastic skin of our favorite celebrities. Yes, you can have your Flag Day beer now.

This week's Reader Finds includes singer Kacey Musgraves sporting some Flag Day inspired camel toe at the CMT Awards (thank you to EgoReader 'Eric'), Irina Shayk sexy time with a dog (bestial blessings from 'Dennis'), Diora Baird almost topless, what?, okay, she's still hot (kudos to 'Larry G.'), model Kara Young topless from back in the day (on point pointies from 'Anon'), Astrid Berges-Frisbey topless on the big screen (donated kindly by 'Scotty'), Lea Seydoux sextastic in black and white (from the hands of 'Jake'), Daniella Alonso in hot PETA ad (skinned for your pleasure by 'Dona'), Cerina Vincent epically topless in Not Another Teen Movie (cinematically served up by 'Jason'), Angie Everhart veteran topless hotness onscreen (much obliged, 'Siri'), Polanski wife and actress Ludivine Sagnier topless bikini shots (dropped at the doorstep by 'Ono'), Toni Collette topless undressing scene (across the Internet by way of 'Steve H.'), Melissa Johnston et. al, quite topless in Barely Legal (served up by 'Terry'), actress Hayley-Marie Norman flashing her uppers (all the credit in our small world to 'David M.'), Kesha kinda sorta nipple slips from her Die Young music video (much gratitude to 'Andy'), hottie model Alyssa Miller quite topless (drummed up by 'Jimbo'), Juno Temple most definitely nekkid and Summer St. Claire most thankfully topless (doubly submitted kindly by 'Michael G'), curvaceous Jodie Gasson nekkid in the shower (grazie to 'Giuseppe' from the Boot), Moldovan princess Xenia Deli compositely nekkid by Samuel Bayer (much handshaking for 'Seth N.'), and, last, but definitely not least, Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley topless behind the scenes of what appears to be a Pirelli Calendar shoot (many many thanks to 'harash'). It's a lot to consume. Don't take it all in one bite. Enjoy

Jodie Gasson Topless Pictures for Thongtastic Feelings All Over

 

I'm looking at Jodie Gasson and I can't help but feel she's trying to tell me something. Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but I'm hearing voices coming from her raised buttockal region and they're warm and inviting and whispering general pleasantries. That's the thing about a girl as hot and as willing to show off as Jodie and her perfect jugs. They speak to you in so many different ways.

One day I'd like to go to school and learn that language so I can talk back. It's on my list right after communicating with dolphins, though that I can easily push aside for a chance for a little back and forth dialogue with Jodie's derriere. Just ever so curvy and fine all over. Seeing Jodie always makes me smile. Enjoy.

Katia Ivanova and Rhian Sugden Topless Blonde Showdown in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

 

When the platinum haired busty ladies throw down, you know the fur will fly, skin will be bared, and my heart will probably stop three to four times just on principle alone. How dare we pit two such ridiculously hot blonde ladies against one another in our Thunderdome of Fungbags. Oh, we dare. We dare.

This week's Battle of the Boobtastic features the delicious Page 3 model, Katia Ivanova, taking on the radiantly needing-to-be-ravaged hot body all over of our heavily belusted Rhian Sugden. It's going to get ugly by getting super hot. But only one can come out the champion. And it's up to you and your little man to decide. Who's ta-ta-'s reign supreme?

Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic: Katia Ivanova vs. Rhian Sugden

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