There was a fine bunch of flesh this past week on the little screen. Not quite as much as when all the Amazon pilots broke last week, but a long awaited return of Emma Greenwell tubes to the Boob Tube Roundup is nothing to sneeze at. Mostly just drool.
Along with Emma we saw Jemima Kirke flashing her bare botton on Girls, Lise Slabbe going full frontal nekkid on Black Sails along with a little make-out session from Jessica Parker Kennedy, and Odette Annable in an all too brief tank top and panties scene in Banshee. We should be so lucky if those clothes come off. It’s big times on the smaller screen, where nekkidness has found a much needed home. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Banshee/Shameless/BlackSails/Girls
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Well, hola and buenas dias my lovely brunette Latina hottie from down Mexico way. Lili Brillanti is a telenovela veteran and morning show hostess quite popular south of the border, though it would be fair to say her heavenly body and ridiculously sweet racktastic might have something to do with her favorability ratings. Lili has before posed in lingerie and seductive stylings, but for the Mexican edition of the bunny magazine, she went full flashing of the funbags and we couldn’t be happier.
On Fridays we like to celebrate the bounciest and the most inspiring of those twin special orbs that make men go crazy in their brain parts. Lili Brillanti not only delivers on the melon-ious sweetness, her all over intense allure will make you beg for more. Just do that part under your breath. Trust me, you can get a bad rep in your office if you start pleading to your monitor out loud. Thank God It’s Funbags!
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While the pretty people are patting themselves and hanging out trophies to one another, Mr. Skin is ever scanning the world of film for the really pretty ladies not wearing clothes to give you a highlight of the best of the boobs on top this weekend in his Mr. Skin Minute Video.
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This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Jennifer Lopez all hot and bothered in her new flick out in theaters, but nude recalled from Money Train now twenty years ago, Shailene Woodley crazy hot and topless in White Bird in a Blizzard now out on Blu-Ray, and Mélanie Thierry topless in Terry Gilliam’s The Zero Theorem also out now on Blu-Ray. There’s some sights to see, oh yes, some special fun time sights. Enjoy.
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I really have fallen pretty heels over head for Kayslee Collins. I know she’s a former Disney TV show girl and to pretend that doesn’t play a part in my new found lust well, as my shrink the eminent Dr. Frankel-Sheffenheizen often reminds me, some things are better left unsaid. So let’s just talk Kayslee Collins and her epic hot topless shoot in the boudoir for Erik Tranberg. You know black and white makes everything artistic. And this is precisely the kind of art I can get behind.
Now I’v heard from my sources that Kayslee is the Playmate of the Month for this coming month, so you can be sure we will be seeing even more of her very soon. Though I’m not sure at this point I’m prepared to share. I don’t consider myself a possessive man, but if you step between me and Kayslee’s nekkid body, I will be forced to taser you until you stop wiggling. Kayslee, let’s be together and do horrible things to one another. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Erik Tranberg
Bountiful beauty pouring out from every possible crack and cranny in this week’s blessed Reader Finds. That one moment each week when we put down our differences and pick up our common desires for all things skin-filled and sextastic. Crazy hot women really are the universal language, one of the few we speak here fluently, and that includes my native tongue. The gifts you bestow on us weekly speak to your generosity. Your viewing habits speak to the lust in your hearts. It’s the perfect match.
This week’s Reader Finds includes a look back at Bar Refaeli breakout shots in SI (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Eric’), thespianic Rebecca Ferguson regally topless (kindly contributed by ‘Stephen’), Annette Chavez flashing her brunette bare talents (lovely lovelies via ‘Deron D.’), prolific actress Astrid-Berges Frisbey showing off her sweet udders (skinematics provided by ‘Ian’), Bo Derek topless nekkid and super talented (that last part, not sure, but hot, yes, thanks ‘David R.’), Candice Swanepoel V.S. modeling like a pro (delivered by ‘Aaron’), Cara Delevingne topless in W Magazine (holy topless brows via ‘Yello’),Isaebel McNally in and out of the bathtub with Marisa Tomei (now that’s a thing, thanks to ‘Bev’), Jennifer Lopez in not one, but two classic see-through to the sweet funbag photoshoots (you’ve outdone yourself, ‘Decon’), Kate Moss quite topless and nekkid in Photo magazine (Kate Moss goodies dropped off by ‘Cory’), Katee Sackhoff topless in Riddick (just outstanding peeks from ‘Douglas’), and last, but not lease, Tawny Kitaen topless in one of her classic film roles (oh, Tawny feelings brought up by ‘Wendell’). It’s a bounty of boobtastic. Consume wisely. I recommend with a nice chianti. Enjoy.
Oh, Dutch models, how can anyone envision a world where you don’t swim in our pools, stand tall and lanky in bikinis, and on fulfillment of my candle-blown wishes, appear topless in various fashion and style magazines that I borrow from the hairdresser next to my favorite pub. You are truly a treat.
As is the case of Marike Wessels who swims topless in Shaker magazine. It’s a well known fact that bathing suits only slow down your competitive times. Why bother? Especially if you have ridiculously hot body like Marike. She can’t be bothered with garments whilst plowing pruriently through the water. Neither can we whilst ogling her wicked fine female form. As much as I delight in the fine work of women’s swimwear makers, they’ve yet to produce anything so fine as the birthday suit. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Claudio Vignola For Shaker Magazine
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Go braless and you take a big risk. A big risk of being totally awesome! Like young British soap star Stephanie Davis who blessedly went upstairs commando at the National Television Awards and her dare to bare dress bared her delightful nipples during one turn to the cameras. Not quite the explosive wardrobe malfunction, but plenty enough to make me say, Stephanie Davis, would you consider being my Valentine?
This being award season and dresses being wardrobe so precisely and preciously by groomers, you never expect to see a slip or malfunction, but when they occur, ring the gongs of Olympus. For there is nipple in the house. And the nipple was good. Enjoy.
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