If you’ve noticed, I’ve been making an effort in 2015 to bring you the next generation of the models and celebrities already working well, but who I believe will be the names you’re going to see much of on Egotastic! Future. When your buddy at the office says, hey, have you seen this so and so from this new movie or SI calendar or dating DiCaprio, I want you to tell him, yeah, I kind of knew about her three years ago and I already own a shrine to her in my sub-basement near the water heater. That’d be splendid.
Well, add the name Esther Cronin. At twenty this devilishly hot blonde from New Zealand has scored many major modeling campaigns, and is combining them with the liberal sensibility about showing off her body for the elite photographers. That’s like building your own pathway to success in this world. Be seen when you have so much goodness to share. Not to mention one absolutely killer body and alluring looks. Esther, we shall be seeing more of you, not that this isn’t a wonderful start. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Stephen Tilley
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At one point she was Jade Elizabeth. On the current season of The Bachelor, she’s Jade Roper. Online, she’s Jade Elizabeth Roper. Quite frankly, I’ll call her anything she likes provided she just smiles in my direction. Okay, smiles while topless and revealing her stellar ta-ta’s as featured in her Playboy shoot of not so very long ago.
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I’m not sure how Jade got booted by the Bachelor. I wouldn’t watch that show if some villain had my family held hostage with horrible threats. I can always find new family, it’s my TV time that’s precious. All I know is it’s incredibly staged and the audience skews heavily female which could be the only reason in ‘reality’ a man would ever decided Jade Elizabeth Roper was not the girl for him. Oh, please can it with the ‘she be crazy’ nonsense. A girl who looks like this, you expect a little personality quarks. God doesn’t want anybody to be perfect. There’s simply not fun in that. Enjoy.
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There are many words to describe German model and actress Micaela Schaefer. Shy is not one of them. Body proud are two. Exhibitionist is one. Give of visual goodies is four. She’s all of these things and then some. The raven haired Teuton routinely bares her ripely taut worked out body for the benefit of promotions far and wide. I can’t say I know precisely what she is pimping herein, I can only tell you I’ve already ordered six dozen. I think that’s a bushel or a boatload by technicaly definition.
Micaela has one of those tall curvy ever oiled down bodies that gives me a little hesitation as to whether I can climb that mountain. I did once trip over a molehill and break my wrist. No joke, not a mountain, a molehill. I’ve tried never to see that as an omen of any kind. But perhaps scaling Mt. Schaefer is just the kind of confidence booster I need to rid myself of old demons, or new feelings of desperate tingling. So many complicated emotions when ogling Micaela Schaefer, though I suppose they are all variants of the same singular feeling. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Erotica Art-Shop/Mica Media
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As you may be aware, I’m upside down and turned around kind of in lust with Cornhusker native model Samantha Gradoville. I’m not exactly sure how SI didn’t give her a full pictorial this year in their swimsuit edition, but such is the nature of tough decisions I suppose. Samantha could be in my swimsuit magazine any day. We shoot biweekly in my basement. Circulation is about one and generally centered in the midsection. I digress.
Samantha shot these sextacular topless shots for Transmission magazine and various outtakes keep variously leaking out, which is perhaps one of the top ten best kind of leakages in the whole world. She’s so desperately alluring in her natural state of grace. I just had to share. Sharing means caring. Sharing hot topless photos means sainthood. I hope. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Dylan Forsberg
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Pop quiz. Would the world be better or worse off with the addition of even just one more wicked hot Brazilian model not afraid to take off her clothes for the cameras, for artistic purposes, naturally? If you have to ask if you got the answer right, you should probably cruise on over to a different website. Here, we honor sultry Brazilian models as demigods and full deity when they start removing various articles of clothing by the pool.
Take for instance Caroline Melo. She’s fighting her way through the stiff competition that is the Brazilian glamour modeling ladder of success by doing all she can really, looking incredibly alluring and having one smoking hot body. Imagine a world where even that just gets you into the second round. I want to live in that world. Immerse myself in that world. And, hopefully, hot tub in that world with its best and most sextastic. When Uncle Bill plays submarine commander, all the girls get the giggles. Enjoy.
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ta-ta’s may just be my highlight to date of the 2015 TV schedule. It was entirely unexpected and most definitely welcomed. We haven’t seen her sweet MILFy melons on the regular in many a year. This is just what we needed to get the gang back together.
Amanda’s second now seductive funbag flash joins Jessica Parker Kennedy and Clara Paget in a wonderful menage-a-boob-tube scene in Black Sails, Laura Ramsey showing off in bra and panties on VH-1′s Hindsight, and newcomer Rita Batata all kinds of dramatically topless in HBO Latino’s series, Motel. Well worth the virtual trip down South. The little screen just keeps getting bigger and bigger. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: “Togetherness”HBP/”Black Sails”Starz/”Motel”HBO/”Hindsight”VH1
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Elsa Hosk is perhaps my dreamiest of Swedish dreams these days. Which is saying a lot considering the category of Scandinavian blonde hotties is deep and complex and altogether its own category within the sextastic. But after catching Elsa on the beach crawling about quite topless for a photoshoot, she jumped several rungs on my list. Now, seeing the Nordic beauty quite without clothes in this Adam Franzino shoot, it’s time to double down on unrequited lust.
There’s something about nekkid girls with perfect bodies standing by bodies of water that will forever be in the allure hall of fame. Maybe it’s the ode to nature, maybe it’s the ode to wet spectacular funbags, maybe it’s both and other things too complicated for me to try and spell, let alone feel. The point is, it’s a truly wondrous thing. In the movie Wild, Reese goes on that thousand mile hike to find herself. I’d go about one-quarter mile then stop when I was Elsa Hosk topless. Found myself indeed. Enjoy.
Photo Credit:Adam Franzino
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