I happen to be a mega fan of crazy hot Polish models with absolutely mesmerizing au natural racktastic bodies. I know, another just me thing. But take a gander at the wanton lust inducing pictorial of Paula Bulczynska in P Magazine. Just simply outstanding, outrageous, and nearly out of bounds given what a wholesome family style site I try to run here. God forbid the children see beautiful nude shots and start mainlining Pixie sticks and fornicating someday.
Once again I’d like to point out that the creation of visual wonderments can rely entirely on a skilled photographer, a camera, and a super hot woman. Everything else is just static really. Not that I mean to take jobs away from those ten other people who run around magazine photo shoot sets screaming and smoking and sometimes crying, but honestly, join the merchant marines and see the world a bit. Leave the naturally sextastic to do their thing for the lens. Just like Paula. Simply amazing. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Emanuele Ferrari For P Magazine
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I’m not so sure about this. I’ve seen these photos and there’s only one that looks quite like Charlotte McKinney as I’ve happened to memorize her mind, boobies, and soul. But one does quite look like her. See if you can tell which. The others, well, you can CSI them. As always with randomly appearing naked celebrity selfies, I advise you to look, but don’t touch. Okay, you can touch too.
Here’s the best current safe site to SEE ALL THE ALLEGED CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY PHOTOS. I put that in ALL BOLD CAPS because I’m channeling my inner tween texting girl. Also, you really should look. Investigate. Enjoy.
Photographer Alessandro Casagrande knows how to capture the beauty of the beautiful ladies. Purple Diary loves to showcase the models that make men tingle. The combination with model Amanda in Milan leads to the truly eye popping topless wonderments of one stupendously hot female form. Right down to the rose petals cover up Amanda’s, well, budding rose.
I feel like I’ve been in lust with sextastic nekkid women since forever. Though realistically, it’s only been since kindergarten. Hey, some people learn to read or write at an early age, I picked up on other things. You don’t necessarily win the same awards for your parents wall, but you do feel rather warm inside. Amanda, you make me feel that warmth one again. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Alessandro Casagrande For Purple Diary
Bikini babe Stafanie Knight went sans top for a photoshoot for storied purveyors of expensive water and hot chicks 138 Water. She starts off with a top that can barely contain her massive boobage. Her yabbos are just too big for a mere piece of cloth. That’s when she decides to take it off and reveal nature’s goodness. Sweet Jesus, is there ever some amazing racktastic in these pics. As if all of that amazing boobie fun wasn’t enough, you’ve also got some tight shots of her perfect booty. Her cheeks are a thing of beauty. They should be bronzed and hung up in an art museum. Or better yet, they could come over to my house and I could play with it for a while. Either way.
What I do know is that all of this ogling her boobs and bum are making me thirsty. Maybe I’ll have a 138…hey…their advertising works. Good job, ad men.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
If the question is, how can woman’s stretch pants get any hotter, I think the ridiculously hot and body blessed Emma Glover just gave the Jeopardy answer of, take a long good look.
Emma Glover isn’t just a lovely British bird, she’s a faptastic force of alluring nature. When she gets to stripping out of her top and into just her Spandex leggings, well, the universal clock might as well stop ticking because all time for me has become irrelevant. Perhaps shocked back into reality by the sight of her bare cheeky bottom making a flash visit. My, oh, my, how one young woman can captivate millions of men with the simplest of surroundings. Emma, you are one bodacious bit of awesome. Please inform the other magazines to stop ruining visuals with oodles of props and sets and makeup and wardrobe. This is perfect. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Skin Tight Glamour
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Blessed days when Game of Thrones returns to the small screen. Not only is it one amazing show but it’s typically chock full of super hotties getting super nekkid for the love of Westeros and such. While none of the main stars took it off for the Season Five premiere episode, there as some lovely bits of GOT topless brothel moments not to be full frontal missed.
Joining GOT in the Boob Tube Roundup, a bit of bare, but pasties (boo) covered nuggets from Deborah Ann Woll in the premiere episode of Daredevil, Keri Russell baring her slender booty and lingerie covered body in The Americans, and Caitriona Balfe in even more making of the sexy topless moments in Outlander. It’s good to be king. Though the Iron Throne sounds regally uncomfortable. I’ll stick to my chambers with the queen’s maids, thank you kindly. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: “Outlanders” Starz/”The Americans” FX/”Game Of Thrones” HBO/”Daredevil” Netflix
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Helena Christensen comes out of the supermodel O.G. class of the late 80′s and 90′s and if you think in the latter half of her Forties and Faptastic veteran hottie run she isn’t still pulling out all the perfect hot topless body stops, think again, young man. The mature sextastic ladies are doing it for themselves. Or is that to themselves? That’s kind of unfortunate with so many willing volunteers.
Featured in Madame Figaro in France, Helena show why the good looks and hot bodies of the genetically blessed never fade, they just get tanner and more alluring. The 46-year old Danish wonder leaves no doubt as to who is the fairest of them all, or in the very least, the most ogle-worthy mum on the beach. Wow. I’m in lust all over again with Helena. I can’t imagine being friends with her teen son. Oh, the boys she’s going to turn into men every summer. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Madame Figaro France
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