Yara Khmidan Topless Hotness Achieves Maximum Thrust

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Oh happy happy days. Our brunette young bombshell swimsuit model Yara Khmidan is flashing her funbags for Bambi magazine, only one of the five best ever named magazines, and only one of the hottest girls ever to appear between the sticky pages in the form of Yara Khmiadan.

The smoking hot Ukrainian phenom seemed destined to drive men and Sapphic leaning ladies into near madness even with some clothes on. Now? Well, all bets are off. Expect to see millions of lost souls muttering the word ‘Khmidan’ and drooling excessively. I’ll be right at the front of the line. You really don’t want to be the caboose in that queue. Outstanding topless visual delights, Yara. Keep them coming! Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Ted Emmons for Bambi Magazine

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Humpday Huzzah! Jodie Gasson Strips Out Of Bikinis For A Memorable Shower Time Experience

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Sometimes I have this nightmare where I’m drowning in large bosoms of super hot ladies. Wait, that’s not a nightmare, that’s only my best dream ever. And you can bet it features the likes of Jodie Gasson right there muffling my maw with her stupendous funbags. What a way to go.

In the mid week moments, the humpday of our productive efforts, we seek comfort and inspiration from the finest ta-ta’s from the loveliest of lovelies on the planet. Jodie gives so much lust and love and solace with her plump pair even when just in the shower. When’s the last time you took a shower and made millions of people happy? Exactly. Blessed be the boobtastic ladies of our dreams. Huzzah!

Photo Credit: Jodie Gasson

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Miley Cyrus Topless Banger Tour Polaroids For V Magazine

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Miley Cyrus took off her clothes again. Technically, I guess it was at some point in 2014, during her Bangers tour in between dancing about on stage in showy outfits with midgets, giants, and various crude inflatables. She allowed somebody to take a whole bunch of back stage polaroids of her during the tour and naturally, poof, many came out topless. It feels very real in the least.

Miley Cyrus isn’t what I’d call an iconic performer, or perhaps a music legend, but she certainly and repeatedly is raising the bar for exhibitionism among the pop star sisters. Do you realize how crazy it was twenty years ago when Madonna got nekkid for all this kind of stuff? No Miley is pushing numerous of her cohorts into major skin showing wardrobes and selfies and ‘leaked’ photos. This isn’t by happenstance. Joan of Arc might be too lofty of a comparison, but she has to be considered close. Enjoy.

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Shameless Is Back! Emmy Rossum Bra Hottie, Ileana Huxley And Shanola Hampton Topless


Shameless really is one of my favorite shows on television. I’d say that even if it didn’t have so many wonderfully epic topless scenes. I might say it with a little less enthusiasm, but it’s still a great show. Now then you start adding in Emmy Awesome in her undies or less quite regularly, Shanola Hampton often flashing her full funbags, and a new hottie like Ileana Huxley every season removing her top and getting it on, and suddenly you go from great to monumental.

I’d like to kiss the show creators. Gently, on the cheek, after rounds of mad passionate love making with Emmy and Shanola and the rest of the topless cast. There’s no reason why gratitude can’t follow directly from savage passion. Welcome back, Shameless. What an absolutely perfect name for this particular pursuit. Enjoy.

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Laura Queen Topless Boudoir Ginger Goodness for Purple

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I must admit to not being super familiar with model Laura Queen. Which humbles me severely since she is not only ginger and topless, she’s rather ravishing in this Darren Ankerman shoot for Purple Diary. I do have a rather elaborate universal radar system that is supposed to alert me any time a red headed hottie removes her top. I paid good money for that system. Well, okay, I leased it and never returned it and they forgot to keep billing me, still, much like my cable, I still expect it to work without problems.

Seeing ginger topped skin-revealing sextastic ladies helps to remind me of the spiritual nature of existence. Surely this type of goodness wasn’t randomly composed. No, there’s a something somewhere that digs hot gingers too. We are not alone. Of course, that means more competition. Bring it on. Well done, Laura. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Darren Ankerman for Purple Diary

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Caitlin Stasey Topless For Herself, Ourself, Yourself

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You know I love the feminist magazines because I am one of the last true feminists on this planet. Me and Sally Struthers and maybe one of the Buffalo Bills cheerleaders and that’s about it. So when Herself magazine, one of the leading publications just for the ladies comes out with Aussie hottie thespianic Caitlin Stasey in the flesh, well, one, I know (1) it wasn’t meant for me, (2) I could care less about that first part. Caitlin Stasey is hot and isn’t wearing any clothes.

I learned a long time ago from my maternal grandfather not to look a gift horse in the mouth. He once punched me so hard in the shoulder it nearly separated, he was drunk, then he said, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. I didn’t learn what it meant until many years later. And I could never throw a spiral after that. But I’ll take it as an invaluable lesson, finally made whole perhaps by the faptastic funbags of Caitlin Stasey.

Photo Credit: Herself Magazine

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Allison Williams Booty Snarfled, Ivana Milicevic Topless, and Minka Kelly Teasy Time in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

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It’s January and that means just one thing. The premium cable shows are back. Starting this week with Girls, wherein Allison Williams get quite a talking to directly into her bare booty by her boyfriend, Lena Dunham naturally makes an appearance under a man, Banshee, where the vastly underrated Ivana Milicevic starts off season the third with a swell making of the sexy, and a movie direct to Amazon called The World Made Straight featuring Minka Kelly in about as few clothes and undercrackers as she will ever allow. I threw that in for good measure because I care. You’re some of my favorite people.

Check out this week’s Boob Tube Roundup for the skin-filled delights of what’s on the small screen by way of big tubes. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Girls/Banshee/TheWorldMadeStraight

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