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Anastasia Harris Topless Poolside Striptease Hints of Warmer Weather and Hotter Visuals

 
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It may be winter where you are, but here in Hollywood it’s 75 and sunny. It might actually be a special effect, I can never tell. The point is, why suffer snow fools gladly. Spend some time as Anastasia Harris drops some topless poolside knowledge on your chilled brain.

Anastasia is certainly in the category of hot British women I’d shank any one of you in the showers for extra conjugal time with. Even an extra minute around her luscious lady humps would be worth twenty years added on to my sentence. Let’s face it, without glorious funbags in our face, we’re all just prisoners of some sort. That was pretty deep. Anastasia, let’s take it even deeper. Damn you make me want to do stupid things. Let’s build up a long list of regrets, together. Enjoy
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Elsa Hosk Caught Topless on the Beach in Miami (Thong Bottoms, No Tops, Oh My)

 
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When you see these incredibly hot Victoria’s Secret models in covered topless shots with their arms over their blessed funbags or just laying in the sand or such, do you ever wonder how they got into those poses without showing off the good on the way to final position? That answer is, they don’t. They are topless on the set. Granted, they usually circle the girls with towels and a gaggle of female assistants to shield them from obvious view. But then there’s the all-seeing Egotastic! eye. Kind of like Sauron but much hornier.

Enter Swedish hot angel Elsa Hosk changing and posing on the beach in nothing but a thong bottom, her au natural nutty bits bare in the Miami beach sun. And that pose on all fours, dare I say, I’ve seen a glimpse of how I imagine heaven. Hot blonde girls in thongs crawling topless on the beach. It just has to be. I may never forget this day. I sure hope not. So damn hot. Enjoy.

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Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, and Holly Peers Topless Hotness in Our Page 3 Peekaboo

 
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Now that Page 3 and it’s bevy of beauties is back, we feel obliged to peek into the locker room of changing bikini bottom only girls to see how things are going. It’s sort of my benevolent duty and quite possibly my only remaining superpower. Hence, an ogle at the super fine female forms that are Rosie Jones, Courtnie Quinlan, and Holly Peers, no longer in battle, for the moment, but more like sorority poolside perfection.

I do so love the Britty girls with bodacious ta-ta’s. Young brunettes who gives so much to so many for so little. Alas for them, great for us. They really do provide that bit of cheeky goodness a man needs before setting off to sea or just trying to get up off the couch after a particularly compelling episode of Murder She Wrote. Bless you bubbly English ladies and the tops you took off to get us here. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: The Sun Page 3

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Shay Maclean Topless Roundup, I Mean, She’s Literally Rounding Up the Livestock

 
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Sometimes you just see a wicked hot blonde model and you want to say, hey, let’s start taking our clothes off out behind the barn and then rope us some cattle. I say that at least. It never really comes to fruition, usually I just get beat up again by a girl. My badge of scorn and honor.

C-Heads magazine had the brighter idea to politely ask hot blonde model Shay Maclean to do the very same thing. And she did. With panache. And a simply perfect nekkid bottom and equally perfect killer ta’s. If you’ve ever had a farm girl fantasy, well, now would be the time to upgrade with Shay Maclean. I’ve already activated my FarmersOnly.com account again. She’s got to be out there somewhere. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Janneke Storm For C Heads Magazine

Chelsea Handler Flashes Funbags During Mardi Gras

 
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It’s unclear what is compelling Chelsea Handler to flash her funbags at various ports of call around the globe but I suppose it’s fair to say I support the motivation in general for all the ladies. There’s nothing wrong with simply being bored and lifting up your top until you think of something better to do. I think the Cat in the Hat taught us that.

In her latest ta-ta incarnation, Chelsea showed off her bare teats at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, which actually makes sense, although the ladies in their 40′s are usually several sheets to the wind before they go looking for beads. Chelsea is clearly reveling in her weekly topless social media postings. She claims it’s designed to make a point but I think we can all agree whatever that point was, it’s long since been forgotten and likely we didn’t care in the first place. This is the first time I’ve ever found Chelsea Handler entertaining. That’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

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Isabella Farrell Topless Sunlit Perfection in P

 

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Now, not many people track Isabella Farrell back to her days as one of the young Chicago Academy of the Arts musical duo known as Deathbyrd. But that’s why I get paid the big dollars in mostly fake Monopoly money I later discovered. Damn, it looks so real. But five years ago Isabella was crooning with a rather nice voice with some other dude who I wish I could erase from her videos because women are so much more pleasant to look at than men who ruin most every thing. No offense, naturally.

Now Isabella appears at my doorstep quite topless and sun-lit in the new edition of P Magazine. It’s one of those Kismet things where you might be subconsciously wishing for something and then it happens and you feel like somebody’s been reading your mind. I’m pretty sure I’ve been probed by aliens at night, but not on the brain end. So this was rather surprising. And what a pleasant hot bare boobtastic surprise. I’m in lust all over again. I love that feeling. Enjoy.

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Emmy Rossum Topless Shameless and Annie Wersching Exquisite Ginger Booty Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 
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If you’ve ever thought to yourself, boy, I could really go for seeing Emmy Awesome bare butt cheeks in a black thong and then maybe she turns around and I get to see her perfect little au natural ta-ta’s. I think this everyday. And today is our lucky day as this week’s Shameless provided just that. One of the ongoing stream of awesome visual wonderments of Emmy on this outstandingly brazen show. It’s really been quite the teat treat.

Joining Emmy in this weeks Boob Tube Roundup is the veteran hot Annie Wersching showing off her bare sweet hindside in the new Amazon series Bosch, and Tanya Clarke and Jessica Parker Kennedy showing off brief glimpses of their swollen sweet mams in Banshee and Black Sails, respectively. It’s a hoot, a holler, and a whole lot of skin. Be sure to check out his week’s Boob Tube Roundup. Nobody ever comes back the same. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: “Banshee”Cinemax/”Shameless”Showtime/”Black Sails”Starz/”Bosch”Amazon

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