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Ruth Wilson And Her Topless Affair Boobtastic Lead the Pack in the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)


The smaller shows tend to shine this time of year in the Boob Tube Roundup. A foray into the faptastic morass of shows you may not even know exist, but you should, and you should be watching. I'm pretty sure checking out sextastic topless thespianics on the small screen was the 11th Commandment that got left behind perhaps even intentionally because somebody lacked vision about the rise of premium cable.

This week's Roundup includes Ancilla Tilia quite blonde and hot and big girl topless in Popoz, a Dutch comedy on their Comedy Central, Ruth Wilson with another week of her unfaithful topless faithfulness on The Affair on Showtime, and Meaghan Rath having crazy making of the sexy time with Nick Jonas, I know, on Kingdom on DirecTV. Some fresh flesh as it were. Do grant yourself the gift of viewing. Enjoy.

Topless Porn Stars Hit New Jersey, I Mean, Even Harder Than Usual


It was time for the Exxxotica Expo in Edison, New Jersey over the weekend where everybody who is not too shy to go express their fondness for porn in a public setting got to meet their favorite adult film stars. I'm not such a liar as to state I don't have my own favorites, but I would say I might tend to shy away from the gathering of like minded fappers. Just the chance to run into my Uncle Ernie who lives near Newark would give me pause.

Nevertheless, the show delivered big time with the lovely ladies of adult entertainment flashing their wares in their promo booths to get thousands of men all fired up and ready to go home and watch their particular content. You wouldn't think porn is the kind of subject that needs lots of promotional events. It sort of sells itself. Nevertheless, just knowing so many giving women were in the same place at the same time gives me hope for humanity. Also, kind of a boner. Check out the gallery and see if you can spot your personal favorite. Enjoy.

Sara Malakul Lane Topless Plump Puppies Simply Magically Delicious


I've really fallen hard for Eurasian thespianic hottie Sara Malakul Lane. Not that it matters, but I would note that I was in lust before even seeing perfect reveals of Sara's even more perfect female form without clothes. Oh, those yams of gold. She really is one helluva a cutie with just a ridiculously alluring take me on a beach vacation and we'll never leave the hotel room kind of look. I might be reading into. But so what?

Featured in this topless desert pictorial in Yume magazine, Sara shows exactly why she has the chops to be a slightly unconventional star of the hotness ring. Something exotic, something girl next door, all mixed in with funbags the neighbor boys will climb dangerous rickety ladders to peep. And I'll be right behind them. Well, done, Sara. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Leads the Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)


It's hard to believe we're halfway to winter. Especially given that it's 80 and sunny out here in Los Angeles. My apologies in advance. But for most of the rest of the northern hemisphere facing a cold winter thanks to global warming, it's definitely hide inside and warm the cockles time via the best way known to mankind. Hot topless celebrities right there on your personal tube. It's time for the sixty seconds of forecast rapture known as the Mr. Skin Minute.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Anne Hathaway not nekkid in Interstellar but quite topless multiple blessedly times in Love and Other Drugs, Ruth Wilson topless making of the sexy in The Affair now on Showtime, and finally nude on Blu-Ray, the entire series of The Sopranos and all its glorious, dozens and dozens of skintastic topless sex scenes. The show that started it all for HBO, that's a killer. Enjoy.

Naturally, don't be a regret-filled sad monkey and deny yourself a fun filled membership to Mr. It's a lifetime of fun for a few shekels of your entertainment spending.

READER FINDS: Amanda Seyfried Topless, Lucy Liu Moist Frontals, Scarlett Johansson Taunting Teasing, and Much Much More…


Hello blessed Friday. You are once again upon us. Arrived like icing on the cake of our week of showing off pies, as it were. Each and every final weekday I have the Brinks security men bring forth the velveteen wrapped satchel of Reader Finds for an orgy of the optically tremendously titillating. Oh, how I do so love Fridays. If I had a musical bone in my body, I'd write a song. Nay, my bone is dedicated entirely to the content unfolding herein.

This week's Reader Finds includes Amanda Seyfried topless goodness in Lovelace (a revisit thanks to EgoReader 'Denny'), Michelle Lewin wicked hot Instagram pics (muchas gracias to 'Rob' on the hottie Venezuelan), Lucy Liu flashing her bare moneymakers (much kudos to 'Bill P.'), Annabeth Gish in a rare topless performance (blessings counted by 'David M.'), Keira Knightly nipple pokes in skinema (lovely Keira headlights thanks to 'Devon'), Scarlett Johansson teasy for Cosmo back in the day (lovely Scarjo's via 'Stacey'), Moira Kelly topless in a trifecta of ta-ta hits (well done trio performed by 'Owen'), Jessica Grace Smith topless in Roman times (Vesuvius erupts thanks to 'Donnie R.'), Enya Bakunova hot model nekkid goodness (beautiful girl, no clothes, dropped off by 'David T.'), Karlie Kloss topless in Vogue (slender model goodness via 'Steve'), Susan Sarandon topless in a skinema classic (whoa ta-ta's provided by 'Stunner'), Thandie Newton topless in the tub (thumping by 'Drake'), Erika Eleniak topless in her best role ever (so grateful to the talented 'Sal'), beautifully exotic Elizaveta Boyarskaya topless in her feature role (lovely lass leers courtesy of 'Ruben'), Elizabeth Gillies deep cleavage shines (lovely chesty views from 'Ellen E.'), Neta Garty topless in a screen role of her own (more foreign goblets from the mind of 'Em F.'), Madonna topless in her Truth or Dare masterwork (flashback to funbags by adept 'Allan'), Linda Fiorentino in early topless goodness (just sublime sextastic via 'Colton'), Cortney Palm quite palm baring in Zombeavers (oh, that blessed film and boobtastic by 'Quin'), and last but not least, the vastly underrated Juno Temple full frontal fruity filled fun. Enjoy.

Jenya D Nekkid Hot in Playboy, Because You Asked So Politely



Your wish is my command. You know, provided your wish involves wicked hot brunettes taking off all their clothes and revealing their heavenly lady goodness. Not so much to pick up your dry cleaning. Jenya D sure has taken off since we first posted her in that legit American Apparel advertisement. Now we also know her as Katie Fey and Eugenia Diordiychuk, darling hottie from the East who has among other things, routinely graced the virtual pages of Playboy. And, who how she's graced them.

Jenya, which I'm going to keep calling her because it is wonderfully shorter than her parents given name, is just one alluring beauty. I can see why so many of you recognized her unique sextastic rather suddenly. For those of you who don't know her, you can get up closer and all personal like with a 7-Day Free Trial Membership to Playboy.TV, the finest bit of girl on screen and girl on girl on screen on the Interweb. She really is a looker, and that body, oh, how I would shank any of you in the shower for a brief conjugal with Jenya. Enjoy.

Stacey Massey Topless School Girl Striptease


I'm not going to lie to you. Stacey Massey is intentionally manipulating our prurient feelings with this schoolgirl striptease of hers. Bad, Stacey, bad. You probably need some kind of spanking in the principal's office, just thinking off the top of my head here.

I don't care how many times I witness a busty bodacious glamour model in a school girl kit, I'm going to stop and leer. It's simply out of my control. I'm a victim of ten million years of evolution and some smaller number of years dreaming about naughty girls staying after class. Stacey, you pull off this cliche rather marvelously and mammarially deft. I give you a B+, with the opportunity to raise that to an A with a little extra credit assignment. Well, not so little really. It's easy to fall down this rabbit hole. Enjoy.