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Lais Ribeiro Topless Sultry Automotive Motifs Will Rev Your Engines

 

if you happen to like ridiculously hot Brazilian models and sports cars, you'll find yourself entranced by this Lui Magazine pictorial of the wicked hot Lais Ribeiro doing her hot body thing set against various motor vehicles. In fact, you don't really have to like cars at all to appreciate the hot stroking action (as it were) of the sultry and alluring Lais Ribeiro and that heavenly sextastic body of hers.

Someday, I'd like to find such a woman topless in the back seat of my economy import. Maybe she could be struck with amnesia or be high on fumes from her recent private jet trip or something. There are so many ways it could happen, short of kidnapping at a Victoria's Secret fashion show, which is obviously just a Plan D. Enjoy.

Sarah Silverman Topless, Deborah Ann Woll Making the Sexy, and Maggie Gyllenhaal Nipples Highlight the Boob Tube Roundup (VIDEO)

 

What is this magic here? Sarah Silverman in an unexpected topless turn in Masters of Sex on HBO. I guess when I heard she was going to have a recurring role on the series it should've been a head's up that everybody gets topless on that period piece show. Still a mighty nice surprise for a Boob Tube Roundup of the best of the skintastic in the weekend in celebrity ta's.

Joining Sarah in the BTR is Deborah Ann Woll somehow not flashing funbags during a True Blood sex scene, Maggie Gyllenhaal nipples out to play in BBC's The Honourable Woman series, Laura Donnelly and Catriona Balfe topless in the time traveling drama Outlander, and Andrea Bogart and Brooke Smith topless in Ray Donovan on Showtime, It was a big week on the small screen for big views. Indeed. Enjoy.

Thank God It’s Funbags! Mellisa Clarke Blue Lace Bodysuit Stripteases Tantalizes With Topless Torture

 

I get a happy big full smile on my face just saying the name Mellisa Clarke. When I actually get to see the alt-brunette hottie in her natural nekkid naughty state, that upside down frown spreads over my entire being, body and soul and whatever euphemism I'm using today for Mr. Happy. I guess I'm using Mr. Happy.

On Fridays, we like to start culminating the week with a signature dish of delicious chest puppies that just makes everybody, no matter their circumstance, feel like this is one crazy great world to be living in. It really is. So maybe Mellisa Clarke isn't your actual girlfriend. In a world where she luckily exists, there's always still the chance. Also, yeah, you can peek on somebody else's girlfriend because this is that kind of world too. Thank God It's Funbags!

READER FINDS: Christina Ricci Topless, Carla Gugino Topless, Gillian Anderson Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Could it be that time again already? I set my watch by the weekly Reader Finds find time dig into the email bag. I used to set my watch by every time I experienced the pleasures of the female body, but then my watch guy told me I need to really set my watch more than once a year. So sad, I know. But now my watch works great. And, I have yet another reason to look forward to Fridays and the unveiling of the furry pouch full of skintastic celebrity goodness.

This week's Reader Finds includes (credits coming soon....)

Laura Cremaschi Topless Bikini Changing And Asstastic Delights to Double Assault the Leering Senses in Miami

 

We know the competition for exhibition attention on Miami Beach is tough, so when Italian actress Sveva Alviti took her top off yesterday for some topless sunbathing time in South Florida, word got around really fast that the bar had been raised. Err, the bikini tops had been raised at least. Her fellow countrywoman Laura Cremaschi was the first to accept the gauntlet.

While we've been checking out Laura's ridiculously fine female form for the past year or so, and that exceptional Italian booty, today she climbed into the stratosphere with her compatriot by showing off her tan-lined funbags of joy all wet and succulent from a bath in Neptune's playground. I really need to learn how to say, thank you for this very happy boner, in Italian. It's important to always be polite. Enjoy.

Natasha Belle and Her Au Natural Naughty Puppies Are Back in Leopard

 

I will someday have to hug the EgoReader who introduced us to Natasha Belle and all the happy tingly feelings that have come along for the ride. This glamorous glamour model has all the makings of a girl next door who makes you want to dig an underground tunnel with high-end periscope between your two homes so you can watch her eating her Apple Jacks in her PJs. That would be wrong of course, along with the thousand and one other wrong feelings I have surging through my mediocre sized brain now peering at Natasha stripping out of her leopard print lingerie.

It's incredible how one gloriously alluring woman with a faptastic pair of funbags can easily fell the strongest of the male gender. Or, you know, the doughy among us with lust in our hearts. The world has yet to develop a weapon as universally powerful as sextastic woman with outstanding knockers. I doubt they ever will. Enjoy.

Holly Peers Puts Her Twin Bills Up Against Rhian Sugden In the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

Two titans of the double-chest delights step into the ring today to contest for the title of this week's hottest mama jammas. Holly Peers, who I would without hesitation shank any of you in the prison shower for two minutes of conjugal time, takes on Rhian Sugden, who is the naturally naturalist (well, maybe not the hair) with a body that men fight wars over. This entire Battle of the Boobtastic seems so incredibly primeval. I love it.

Now, it's your turn to choose the winner and the not winner. The finer pair of funbags that we shall praise on high as if our lives depended on it. In your humblest of humble opinions, and your expert knowledge of all things chesty good, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Holly Peers vs. Rhian Sugden

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