READER FINDS: Malin Akerman Topless, Demi Moore Topless, Jessica Chastain Topless, and Much Much More…


I don’t know about you, but I’ve still got tons of Christmas shopping to… oh, actually, just did it in two minutes on Amazon. I will not go to stores. No offense to the economy on the brink, but I’ve got appointments to keep and smoking hot sextastic celebrities to virtually strip thanks to the amazing contributions each week by the smartest and most humbly awesome readership on the web and our sacred Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes 80′s hot modeling shots for Courteney Cox (thanks mightily to EgoReader ‘Jason’), 90′s modeling shots of a young Christina Aguilera (kudos to ‘Erik the Red’), upcoming Bond girl Monica Bellucci topless on the silver screen (blessings from the steady ‘Evan H.’), the lovely Faye Grant topless for classic cinema (a fine bit of reminiscing from ‘I.G.’), Marisa Tomei topless fun time teats (Tomei’s ta-ta’s via ‘Mel’), brunette sextasitc Carla Quevedo in Affluenza (much obliged to ‘Danny’), more of Swedish hottie Eddie Pettersson modeling topless (wonderful find spotted by ‘Jay L.’), Dawn Olivieri topless doing her thang (sweet peaches from the mind of ‘Admiral’), Jamie Lee Curtis quite topless from the time machine (legendary 80′s puppies entered by ‘Stace’), Jessica Chastain fully exhibited funbags (ginger topless goodness via ‘Ken’), Malin Akerman topless in the original Comeback (don’t get me started on Comeback puns there ‘Ryan D.’), Nina Agdal sextastic S.I. outtakes (sharkingly good find ‘Jacques’), Rose McGowan topless modeling pic (Rose is flashing uncovered roses thanks to ‘Ellie’), Kitty Lea topless in a blessedly hot Frank White shoot (Kitty goes meow when ‘Aggie’ drops off gifts), Demi Moore topless in her star making early roll (mother of Rumer teats from ‘Devon’), Terry Farrell crazy hot see-through vintage shoot (roll me another hottie ‘Young’), Helen Mirren full frontal nekkid (plump throwback bare bosom via ‘Stephen R.’), Cara Delevingne modeling luscious lingerie (lovely, just lovely from ‘Dennis’), and last but not least, another eye popping of Monica Bellucci full bush nekkid and simply just charming (Bond girl go boom boom with the help of ‘Dante’). Just one crazy sweet barrel full of celebrity sextastic skin. I invite you to dive in. Just wait five minutes after you eat. Enjoy.

Sabine Jemeljanova vs. Kelly Hall Topless in the Battle of the Boobtastic

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Oh, baby, I mean, babies, babes, or just boobtastic. It’s time for our weekly tradition of gathering up two of the fairest funbagged wenches in all eleven counties and pitting them pears one against the next until a victor in the Battle of the Boobtastic is once more declared. Some have described this weekly tournament as barbaric, actually, that was my mom who said that. But most recognize it as a valid a sport as golf, only, you know, an actual sport.

This week’s vying vixens for the title of best puppies is the buxom hottie Sabine Jemeljanova wearing glasses to make you suffer extra hard, and Kelly Hall one perfectly alluring smiled and stacked woman of the sextastic arts. I don’t envy your job of selecting suckling wonderments between these two fine brunettes, but select you must. In you experienced opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Carla Hidalgo Topless Actress Hotness in Interviu Magazine


You may not be familiar with Spanish actress and TV hostess Carla Hidalgo, but after ogling her in her topless pictorial spread in Interviu magazine, you’ll likely want to add her to your Forty and Faptastic personal list. I know you keep one too, though perhaps yours isn’t written in permanent marker and framed from Aaron Brothers on the wall of your bedroom. Or, maybe it is. I respect that.

Carla follows in the grand tradition of European actresses not too frightened to appear topless in entertainment magazines because, well, she looks damn amazing, but it’s also just less of a taboo than here in America where nipples are tantamount to yelling fire in a crowded theater. I’m not sure why, but, I’m glad to be the guy who helps everybody work around that little issue. Well done, Carla. I respect both of your dramatic arts dearly. Enjoy.

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Humpday Huzzah! Leanna Decker Strips Topless Nekkid Naughty


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If heaven exists, it surely must be populated with ginger topped boobtastic beauties like Leanna Decker. I know heaven on earth exists because I’m leering at her faptastic female form this very second in various poses of memorable visual wonderment. The squeeze, the twist, the lean, the bend, and the laid back, these are a few of my very favorite things.

At the midpoint of the week we try to celebrate all that is holy hot and decently indecent in this world. The fairer sex sextastic that makes life worth living in its most primal and most delightful sense. Leanna Decker in the flesh, well, that is certainly part of my must-see, must-have, and must find some alone time repertoire. Huzzah!

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Amy Hood Topless Outtakes for Fetishisms Manifesto #2 by Jonathan Leder


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I’m not just a fan of sextastic women who love to get nekkid. I’m also a big fan of many of the photographers who work with these lovely ladies of exhibitionism to make the visual treats possible for the rest of us to behold. Guys like Jonathan Leder who shoots wonderfully naughty black and whites of models in fetish mode. Nothing extreme, not from the published works I’ve seen, but just prurient and particularly unique enough to make them more than interesting, especially his work with blonde hottie model Amy Hood.

In these outtakes from his Fetishisms Manifesto, you can both feel culturally aware and sublimely tingly for your optical participation. Tell your lady you spent the afternoon viewing art, for this is art, but not the kind that makes you yawn and check your watch, you know, like all that other stuff. Gander and enlighten yourself as to the power of the camera, the photographer, and most definitely the girl with the stellar body. Enjoy.

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Miss BumBum Andressa Urach Topless Once More for Miami Heat and Bikini Asstastic Views

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Ah, Miss BumBum of BumBum’s past, Andressa Urach is back and doing what only she can do on Miami Beach to get her curvaceous form into contention — taking off her top for some funbags in the sun time. Not that she’s the only one who can do this, but she is one of the few who dares to bare ta-ta’s on the shoreline where such exhibition is frowned upon by the po-po with I believe a death sentence in the State of Florida. It’s a risk worth taking I might add, ladies.

This isn’t just about sunbathing and prancing and preening, this is hot bodied sextastic international war daily on the beach. To paraphrase, you don’t bring a bikini top to a topless hot girl fight. Andressa Urach topless on a Jet Ski, now that’s an entry form filled out ever so perfectly. Well played, Miss BumBum, well played. Enjoy.

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Stefanie Knight Perfect Nekkid Body in Playboy


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Yep, it’s time for my favorite not quite a game show again where earlier in the day we saw the brilliantly boobtastic Stefanie Knight pimping H20 hot bikini style, now we get to see her dabbling in the nekkid arts full frontal and center on PlayboyPlus, the outlet for all good and yummy things bare naked ladies.


Stefanie was sort of a blonde this morning, though her brunette charms and one outlandishly sextastic body shine through in this naturally nekkid pictorial of the curvaceous beauty and Cybergirl of the month earlier this year. There’s no shame in being super hot, so I’m told. Stefanie, I’d love to be the guy who gets to hold your clothes while you’re working. They will come back to you neatly pressed, even if you don’t ask for that, it’s just something I throw in after the obligatory washing to hide any irregularities that occurred during my handling. So very very hot! Enjoy.

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