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Melissa Martinez Topless Photoshoot in Interviú Magazine

 

The sultry Melissa Martinez showed off her hot Latin chichis in a topless photoshoot for Interviu magazine. I was trying to think up an adjective to explain the awesomeness of Melissa's funbags and the only thing I can come up with is sublime. Her boobies are perfection personified. They are the kind of ta-tas you just want to curl up to and go to sleep. She should really make a concerted effort to never wear a shirt ever again. She needs to be like those Amazonian natives that always have their jubblies out like you might see on a National Geographic special. As if that weren't enough, she's also got herself an incredibly tight and curvy booty. This is a great thing to wake up to, my friends.

I plan on looking at these pictures throughout the day as a kind of pick-me-up. Think of Melissa's boobs as a Five Hour Energy but, you know, boobs.

Arabella Durkin Topless Delights for Delicious End of Day Thoughts

 

If you're name is Arabella, there's a good chance you're going to be pretty hot. Or a Disney princess. Or both. Arabella Durkin has some regal beagles you will definitely want to peruse in her new pictorial for Zoo magazine. She is as they say, a curvy gal.

I'm not going to lie to you, I could fall in love with any blonde woman with smoky eyes after about 8pm. If that girls happens to be smoking hot with the teats of a goddess, that applies all day long. Arabella is the kind of girl I might even post a missed connections listing on Craigslist for. You were the hot girl with the bodacious topless rack. I was the guy wearing nothing but a table cloth and drooling as I cried out your name. Let's meet! Enjoy.

Nicole Neal Dareth To Drop Top Against Lucy Collett in the Battle of the Boobtastic

 

There are two things you never want to stand in the way of. An out of control septic tank flushing truck and two hot ladies with stellar chesty treats determined to round off in the Battle of the Boobtastic. Though, really, if you had to choose only one, I'd choose getting in the mix of the boob battle.

This weeks two who dared to bare for the glory of Rome and Gentleman Oglers are Nicole Neal, a blonde hottie of extraordinary hot bodily talents and Lucy Collett, the ginger topped curvaceous dreamboat of my nightly REM sleep fantasies. I'd like both girls leave cracker crumbs in my bed. Hot sweet sextastic crumbs. But only one can strut away today wearing the virtual crown of champions. It's up to you to make the Solomonesque decision, between these two perfect gals, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: Nicole Neal vs. Lucy Collett

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Sara Sampaio Topless Sultry Dreams Comes True in Black and White

 

Sara Sampaio just happens to be the hottest thing to come out of Portugal since spice shellfish stew and only one of those do I want to cuddle up with in my Ikea bed after dark. Hint, not the stew. We've been yearning, longing, and outright fawning over Sara Sampaio since first we laid peeps upon the wicked hot sultry brunette. Now, she just got a little bit sultrier, by way of these topless crazy alluring shots in Russell James Angels book, which if you're not in line to buy, then what the heck do you spend your money on?

Sara is one of those girls that reminds me that just when you thought a sextastic model couldn't get any hotter, well, there's always a notch higher. There's always an 11 to climb to when the moment is just right. Sara Sampaio and that outstanding female form creates many right moments. I'd lay down the plastic sheeting in advance, just in case that moment strikes without warning. Enjoy.

Penelope Cruz, Paz Vega, Spanish Topless Hotties In El Especial Mr. Skin Playlist (VIDEO)

 

UPDATED: For all of you who complained because I was drinking too much in my pre-World Series ritual and effed up the links, here's the real links:

Check out the Penelope Cruz and Spanish Topless Hotties Video Playlist and 3-Days Free Trial membership in Mr. Skin.

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If you've known me for a week, let alone since the dawn of time, you know I love two things: my family and hot Iberian women. Even between those, there is one I can live without. Sorry, mom. But let's be realistic. Penelope Cruz and Paz Vega and their sextastic peers, that beats your Thanksgiving turkey.

Our friends at Mr. Skin are celebrating lovely Latin ladies and their fondness for Egotastic! Readers by offering you this must watch Spanish hotties video playlist along with a 3-Day Free Trial Membership to Mr. Skin. I dig the good folks at Mr. Skin. They have a deep understanding of all the things we love. They've got celebrity flesh up the wazoo.

Check out the Latinas. Check out Mr. Skin. Find yourself 19% more happy than you were before. That's an approximation, it could go as high as shit-eating grin status. Enjoy.

Humpday Huzzah! Abbey Barnsley Topless Poolside Plump Plum Exhibition

 

Sometimes you just need a little roundball in your life. Or perfectly round funbags of glamour models such as Abbey Barnsley who might appeal to you if you happen to dig blonde British girls with noteworthy curves who slink and preen poolside. So, maybe some of you, if not all. Abbey doesn't necessarily fit into the au natural stepped out of the shower nature girl, but she fits rather neatly into numerous happy times dreams I have regarding myself, a hot stacked blonde, and a date for the finest restaurant in town we never quite make. Which works out well for me on two fronts, since I can't possibly afford the finest restaurant in town. I have to go into my change cup just to get the double double at In & Out.

On Wednesday's, we celebrate the gift of the hot middle of the week and that blessed terrain on fine female form from whence so many dreams are inspired. Really, who would want to grow up to be a man in  a world without ta-ta's? I just shuddered down to my soul, briefly, but profoundly. Nay, I'll take the planet where the likes of Abbey Barnsley flashes her blessed mammaries simply because it makes the world smile. Huzzah!

Mariana Goulart Topless Nekkid Oiled Down Brazilian Goodness (That’s a Mouthful, Or Two)

 

Sometimes you just need a little Goulart in your life. I've said that before many times about Izabel Goulart, the hottie Victoria's Secret model. I don't know if outrageously unctuous hot Mariana Goulart is related to Izabel or if that's just a last name given to girls with crazy hot bodies in Brazil when they turn eighteen. That would be some kind of ceremony I'd like to attend. The Annual Goularts.

Featured in H Para Hombres magazine south of the border, Mariana shows what an amazingly sextastic female form, no clothes, and one well baby-oiled down body can do for a camera. Not to mention the leering public who catches sight of the results. Wow. I wonder if in Brazil if they don't just call it a Local Waxing. This definitely warrants further investigation. Enjoy.