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Salma Hayek Bare Booty and Sienna Guillory Steamy Topless Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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It’s time, boys and girls. For a preview of the best of the nekkid celebrity best available on various media platforms this weekend according to our friends at Mr. Skin. Those fun loving skin loving merrymakers put together their top 3 list of must see funbags each week just for the love of the flesh. It’s an act of charity of the highest order. Also, illegal in thirty-seven countries as are most fun things.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Salma Hayek in her bra and panties and baring her bare sweet bottom in Everly, now available on Blu-Ray, Lotte Verbeek topless crowd surfing in Outlanders on Starz, and Sienna Guillory quite nekkid and steamy in the first season of Fortitude, Britty and now available also on Blu-Ray. That’s three handfuls of visual goodness right there. You only have two hands, but you’re craft, you’ll figure something out. Enjoy.

(And you must, I mean, really must, get your own Mr. Skin Membership so you can have fun 7x24x365 times however long your ticker lasts. It really is the gift to yourself that keeps on giving.)

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READER FINDS: Charli XCX See Through No Bra, Charlize Theron Topless, Elizabeth Olsen Hotness, and Much Much More…

 
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Happy days are here again. Or the happiest of days. Fridays. When I insert my retractable claw hand into the Reader Finds email bag and find what bits of skin-filled goodies all of you have submitted in this past week. I feel like Satan reaching into his bag of souls to see which politician he pulls out. Only, my bag has even more boobs than his.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Charli XCX in a revealing boobtastic top (thank you to EgoReader ‘Joseph H.’), Alyssa Milano in one of her classic topless skinematics (blessings of ta-ta’s from ‘Elsinore’), Maude Hirst and Alyssa Sunderland in the lovely short lived Vikings (Nordic takk to ‘Stephen’), Charlize Theron topless in Reindeer Games (oh, I remember, via ‘Rony E.’), Elizabeth Olsen delightfully hot cleavage (shoop shoop submitted by ‘Benny’), Gisele Bundchen young see-through top modeling, maybe slightly altered (lovely leers via ‘Bill’), Jordana Brewster bikini goodnes on the silver screen (kindly gifted by ‘Bono’), Julian Wells topless perfection in Entourage (a visual goody from ‘Amanda’), Kendall Jenner near nip slips in her GQ shoot (angled in by ‘Anon’), Krista Allen double D’s in a double dose of skinematics (seismic shifts from ‘Owen’), Lauren Hays lovely topless onscreen (kudos to ‘Kenneth’), Mai Ping Guo who we saw in a bikini this week now quite nekkid (lovely discovery by ‘Reg W.’), Olivia Wilde thong peek on Instagram (much ado about thongs from ‘Ed’), and Zia Gorog wicked hot body in Playboy (added to the archives by ‘David M.’). If you can’t handle it, just take a nap right now off to the side. The adventurous among us are coming through to reap the visual harvest. Enjoy.

Gia Genevieve Takes All Her Clothes Off For Terry Richardson

 
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Say what you will about Terry Richardson, he just keeps on keeping on. And for those concerned letter writers, he remains completely without any formal, official, or otherwise independently judged sanctions of any kind, which is why we still feature his work. We would do the same innocent until otherwise for each of you. I’m kind of big on that standard.

Also, naturally, Terry still gets the wicked hot girls to come to his studio and remove all their clothes for smiling bubbly bodaciously topless or nekkid photoshoots in his rather simplistic styles. That’s a superpower right there, far better than flying or lasers from the eyes or such. You’ve got nowhere to fly and nobody to laser when nekkid models are lined up in your place of work. Like Gia Genevieve, the throwback blonde bombshell model with the curves of a heavenly body I’d stare at through my telescope during puberty. Wowzer. I’m pretty sure even the gloves work. Such is Gia’s mighty allure. Bless you for sharing your gifts. They are mighty indeed. Enjoy.

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Lacey Banghard, Kelly Hall, Lucy Collet, Rhian Sugden, Rosie Jones All Topless Holler for a Page 3 Roundup

 
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This is like night of a thousand stars. Or at least day of ten incredible funbags. All my virtual girlfriends from across the pond are together again in our mammary filled roundup of the best of the still going fleshy strong Page 3 lovely lass photos in the U.K.

Lacey Banghard, Kelly Hall, Rosie Jones and the rest of the ungodly sextastic gang of girls whose entire purpose in professional life is to make men smile. How many people can you say that about? Well, how many people can you say that about who also have incredible racks bare and in your face? Do you see how I just elevated them to goddess status? It’s the least these melon blessed ladies deserve. The most would be to be honored by the queen. Not sure that will happen. Let’s just tap them with our own swords for now. Bless you super fine women with playful lovely yams. Enjoy.

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Lily Newmark Ginger Toppped Topless Tasty Teats

 
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You know how I feel about freckled gingers when they start getting cheeky and topless for wonderful photoshoots. This is my Christmas. Lily Newmark and those poking righteous nipples of hers are the fire truck I dreamed would be beneath my tree on the 25th. Oh, how I would make Lily go vroom vroom for hours on end.

There’s just something that can’t be imitated when it comes to the allure faptastic of the redheaded sextastic girls who invade our minds in the most pleasant of ways. Lily, a few simple shots, her top off, those pink nubs swollen to perfection, I really can’t think of anything much finer. Yes, I do believe it’s Christmas in April. Thank you, Springtime Santa. Oh, yes, I have been very naughty. Enjoy.

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Allie Mason Topless Beach Girl Perfection Pimping the Pricey Water

 
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In my general experience, an unbuttoned jean jacket isn’t going to cover much on a girl with perfect funbags running along the beach. I’d call this Allie Mason peekaboos on the Pacific something of a wardrobe malfunction, but I was born many yesterdays ago. The fact that is was planned perhaps makes it even that much more delightful of a flash, though given how outstanding Allie’s body is topless in a bikini bottom I’d say it would be epic any old way.

The 138 bottled water odd photographer clan just keeps on rolling along, adding in some sweet topless visuals in an effort to either sell water nobody seems to be able to find, or just to get hot girls naked on the beach. I’m not so sure about the former, I definitely applaud the latter. It’s too bad the hot models never fell for my Invisible Shirts company, where I suggest the girls wear my Invisible Shirts to pitch them to prospective buyers. Oh, how they punched me in the nose. My destiny was not to be smooth. Certainly not as smooth as Allie Mason. Damn, girl. Yep, she deserves a damn, girl. Enjoy
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Glamour Model Becky Dee Is Enjoying Her Poolside Topless Vacation (VIDEO)

 

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Oh, those Welsh girls do know how to boobtastic party. Including the likes of heavenly brunette Becky Dee who took the time out of her sunny poolside vacation to take some dramatically daring and jiggly faptastic selfies to share on her social media account. Why is Beck do darn giving? Because this world is much better than you think. In funbags, there is hope.

As if the photos weren’t enough, Becky created one of the more masturbatory of masterpieces of short form video with a self-shot look at her bouncing flouncing melons fresh from the pool. I’d rank this up there with the original Godfather on lists of cinematic achievements. Though I’d say I’ve now officially watched Becky’s jiggly work more times than the Coppola classic. A dazzler she is indeed. Bless you, Becky Dee. If sharing means caring then you care more than most. Enjoy.

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