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Thank God It’s Funbags! Julieta Moreno Sultry Latina En Fuego in H Para Hombres

 

Oh, blessed Friday, you have come to bequeath upon us the rest and relaxation that is the weekend. Not everybody revels in the weekend. I understand. But that doesn't mean I'm going to give up my love for sports or beer or sports and beer and girls not necessarily in that order. Or my love of presenting one fine pair of luscious loveliness to you on Fridays to celebrate the coming Saturday.

Julieta Moreno is just your crazy hot Sudamericana model with an absolutely perfect model body and come hither looks like you've never come hithered before. If Julieta doesn't cause your vessels to dilate and your pulse rate to treble, you probably need to open your eyes just a tad bit further. Indulge, c'mon, nobody's going to judge you. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Bikini Jiggles, Zoe Saldana Nipples, and Twin Peaks Peeks Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.

And, don't you dare let anyone you love or despise go back to school, work, or community halfway house without an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. They will be your friend for life, or two lives when you both come back as newts.

READER FINDS: Shanina Shaik Nip Slip, Kari Byron Camel Toe, Behati Prinsloo Topless, and Much Much More…

 

Nothing warms my cockles quite like our weekly get together to fill the EgoReader mailbag with all sorts of skin-filled stuffings and naughty presents. I'm not super big on rituals, but this is one that I intend to pass on to my children, and my children's children, and my Albanian woman on the side's nephews. It really is quite special. And when I open the bag each week, I'm pretty sure I hear the trumpets of the angels. Though, it could be gas we do have complimentary dairy treats on Friday mornings in the office.

This week's Reader Finds includes Ronda Rousey bad assed and covered topless for ESPN (thank you to EgoReader 'Jake' for Ronda hotness), Pamela Anderson classic look at Barb Wire boobtastic (kudos to 'Etan' for spotting these massive orbs), Nicole Kidman in one sextastic photoshoot (ooh lah Australian lahs provided by 'Dennis'), Leslea Fisher baring her beautiful wares in Banshee (comes to us via the devoted 'Damon T.'), Germanic thespianic Saralisa Volm topless making the sexy (Tuetonic ta-ta's delivered by 'Allen'), Gwyneth Paltrow in one of her earlier topless performances (blessings of the boobtastic kind from 'Letesha'), Natasha Henstridge Species like topless greatness (90's classic skinematics via 'Darren'), Nicole Trunfio nip slipping in modeling pics (black and white passions produced by 'Derek R.'), Lucy Mecklenburgh covered topless but obvious hotness (sweet find from eagle-eyed 'Harry'), Kate Winslet nekkid as a jaybird (Kate loves to bare, known well by 'Duffy'), Dylan Penn sweet bikini beach photoshoot (so much potential in this celeb offspring, noted by 'Jay'), Mariel Hemingway topless from when she used to do that (ta-ta throwback conceived by 'Steven H.'), Monica Bellucci topless as she loves to be (Italian super sextastica from 'Shelly'), Diane Franklin topless in skinematics (wow, 80's boobies via 'Griggs'), Anna Falchi doing some Euro top flashing (sweet rackstastic dropped off by 'Les'), Shanina Shaik topless in Elle (sultry headlights produced by 'Aaron'), Holly Hunter bare funbags (treats of the teats by 'Legot'), Jennifer Lawrence see-through top in Harper's Bazaar (spotted with sincerity by 'Kay'), Alyssa Loughran showing off muscles and sextastic combined (quads capture in theory by 'Roger'), Kari Byron tennis playing camel toe (cleft dually discovered by 'Casey' and 'Rocky'), Erin Heatherton, Kate Moss, Behati Prinsloo, and Rachel Hunter all baring chest puppies, Gisele Bundchen almost baring (five-fecta of skin goodies lovingly submitted by 'BillP'), Model Allison Harvard from ANTM showing off her udders (lovely dedication from 'Zac D.'), and last, but not least, Finland's finest beauty queen Sara Chafak in one crazy hot pictorial (sent across the digisphere by 'Jorma'). It's so much, and, yet, it's so much. Enjoy.

Charlotte Spring Topless Bubble Bath in the Kitchen Sink — Why? Because We Like It

 

I'm not exactly sure why bodacious curvaceous boobtastic Charlotte Springer is sudsing herself in lingerie in the kitchen sink. But if I found her in my abode doing just that, I certainly wouldn't ask her why. I come from the school of, don't talk about good things or they might go away.

It's a cultural thing I suppose and quite contradictory since I'm pretty sure I spend most of my day talking about good things. Or great things, like the faptastic soapy melons on Charlotte Springer. Oh, how I'd love to be the guy who makes sure all those minuscule bubbles are popped across her slippery body. I need to check Monster.com for that job. I'm available weekends. Enjoy.

India Reynolds Motions for Rosie Jones to Step Forward and Battle Boobs

 

It's always difficult for me when two particularly favorite ladies of the lust-inducement industry step into the same round ring of titular excellence to compete chest to chest for the top melons of the week. It's like kissing your cousin, if your cousin happens to be crazy hot with a rack built in heaven itself.

In this week's Battle of the Boobtastic, India Reynolds takes on Rosie Jones for the ultimate conflict of sweet teats smooshed up against one another in contention for the crown. I haven't the stomach or heart to decide between these two luscious female forms. So, decide you must, break a heart, elate a soul, it's up to you. Between these two faptastic sweethearts, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?

Battle of the Boobtastic: India Reynolds vs. Rosie Jones

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Raquel Zimmermann Topless Flaunting Her Picture Perfect Body in Love Magazine

 

Granted, there is all kinds of art and majesty and styling and themes and other elements for which the gentleman ogler has little use in this Raquel Zimmermann topless pictorial in the new edition of Love Magazine. Then again, there is the little matter of the sextastic Brazilian supermodel flashing her swollen perfect funbags in a number of shots designed to be soft enough for a woman, but strong enough for a man.

We only get to see Raquel every now and then. I'm not sure if she's semi-retired or been taking time off from work. At one point, she was ranked as one of the top models in the world and covering so many prominent magazines. I'll gladly accept her return to the fold by way of some perfectly perty mammarial treats. Maybe you can never go home again. But it can't hurt to be topless while you try. Enjoy.

Sarah Summers Topless Epic Hotness for Black and White Summer Tributes (And Free Playboy.TV)

 

That's the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There's nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I'm not exactly sure what else you're spending your time on, but unless you're actively curing cancer, it's not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.

Playboy.TV Free For Seven Days!

To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah's ridiculously hot body doesn't cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.