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Thank God It’s Funbags! Frida Sofia Guzman Topless Con Flores for The Mexican Bunny

 
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Frida Sofia Guzman is the party girl daughter of famed Mexican musician Alejandra Guzman, one of Mexico’s most popular recording artists of the past few decades. I can’t speak to the music, but I can tell you she’s pretty good at making super hot daughters. Super hot daughters that pose for Playboy Mexico, as her mom did just over 20 years ago. Though her mom’s pictorial was far more demure, no bare topless photos of any kind. So, not quite as memorable.

On Fridays we love to love those beautiful fleshy orbs that make our existence on this planet so much more tolerable, in fact, quite delightful really. It’s simply good feelings packed into two perfect display cases. Frida Sofia Guzman might be causing some angst in her showbiz family by posing nekkid in Playboy, but that’s nothing compared to the angst I’m feeling in my… yeah, well, let’s not all get arrested. Thank God It’s Funbags!

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READER FINDS: Naomi Watts Pole Dancing, Chrissy Teigen Boob Slip, Natasha Alam Tied Up And Topless and Much Much More…

 
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Once more, despite technical obstacles, the blessed many of you have shared some of your most skin-filled blessed discoveries with the rest of us worthies and not worthies alike. The cultural communal understanding formally trademark in 1917 as Reader Finds. Occasionally controversial, always filled with celebrity skin of the must-see variety. Think of it as your best source for pure repentant visual joy.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Naomi Watts hot blonde pole dancing (thanks to EgoReader ‘Marco’ for his submission’), the boobtastic Sammy Braddy in some killer reveals in Zoo magazine (kudos to ‘Tony S.’), Penelope Cruz decidedly topless and skinematic (I do so amor Penelope, thanks ‘Aaron’), Nina Moric topless funbag inspection on Italian telly (dropped off by ‘Stephen T.’), Natasha Alam in her memorable vampiric topless scenes (luscious Alam lovelies via ‘Darren’), Melanie Thierry in French exhibitionism of the ta-ta variety (mon dieu! by way of ‘Alexander’), Maud Le Fort topless modeling goodness (love my new French model girlfriend, thanks ‘Renee’), Mary Louise Parker full frontal and rear-al beauty (veteran hottie sextacular delivered by ‘Thomas’), Maria Kooistra topless fun times on the silver screen (oh, foreign girls with their clothes off via ‘Delaney’), ginger treat Leanna Decker topless gorgeous model shots (much shoutouts to ‘Geoff’), Hailee Steinfeld growing up nicely pictorial (an unexpected treat from ‘Trey W.’), the smoking hot Latina Elba Jimenez topless in Playboy Mexico (holy guacamole goodness from ‘Owen’), more Latina blessed sights from topless Diana Gomez (just faptastical bits of heaven via ‘Lee’), and last but not least, Chrissy Teigen with a sudsy boobtastic slip in her new GQ photoshoot. It’s a lot, but I suppose never enough. There’s always room for Jell-O. Enjoy.

Natasha Legeyda Topless Blonde Exotic Perfection for Yume

 
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Hello hot Russian Italian model sensation Natasha Legeyda. What are you doing here all kinds of topless and mostly nekkid rolling around your living room floor? Yeah? Me too. No, you show me first.

I’m a sucker for foreign blondes with crazy hot bodies, a few righteously placed tattoos, sucking sensually on their fingers. In fact, any part of that works for me, mix it all together and you have Natasha’s stellar pictorial for Yume Magazine. I’m prepared to move overseas to be with this woman. Or maybe we could just meet halfway in an airport Howard Johnson’s and express our feelings for one another over fried clams and cheap booze. Natasha, you stir passions within me I haven’t felt in almost twenty minutes. I hope that means something to you. I also hope we can hang out on that couch and that you don’t feel a need to get dressed. Just such wonderful thoughts. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Cristian Ingrosso For Yume Magazine

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Veteran Belgian Film Star Marie Gillain Poses Topless For Lui Magazine

 
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Just shy of her 40th birthday, Belgian actress Marie Gillain figured, what the heck, I’m hot and fit and lovely, why don’t I pose topless for Lui magazine. I just so love when veteran hot women think like that. It’s certainly the right decision.

Marie Gillain has been in a ton of French language films you’ve perhaps never seen because you don’t speak French or watch French films. Or maybe just because it was late and on a channel you weren’t supposed to be on and you’d rather not talk about it. Either way is fine. Take in the luscious spectacle that is Marie Gillain and become a brand new fan. I assume she’d want that. This is kind of monumental. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Lui Magazine

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Jestina Lam Topless Busty Asian Lingerie Hotness (That’s All the Good Things)

 
Jestina Lam Topless In Lacy Lingerie For Volo Magazine
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You know that Volo magazine was only my favorite new sextastic hot ladies magazine of last year. How many thrills did they bring us of the visually naughty variety? The answer is many. Now the good and decent photo snapping folks at Volo are into 2015 and showing off the bare necessities of alluring Asian model Jestina Lam. Just your super fine sweetheart in white lingerie, then not white lingerie. Oh, those faptastic funbags. If this is my last breath, I take it gladly.

There are so many shapes and sizes and colors of incredibly passion inducing women in this world. That makes me so happy, but also reminds me that my work is never done. I’m kind of like a superhero, except rather lazy and my only known unnatural powers involve pretzels and this weird thing I can do with my right eye at parties. Nevertheless, it is my pleasure to bring beautiful bits of lovely like Jestina Lam to you. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Volo Magazine

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Clara Rosager And Corrie Lejuwaan Topless Houseboating, All the Kids Are Doing It

 
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Your first question might be, why are these two lovely models taking off their bikini tops on a houseboat. But I will not give you an answer. I will only stare at you knowingly trying to convey to you how if you question this bit of faptastic, it might just go away. I’m superstitious like that. Extremely so. I will kick you in the bobos as needed to maintain the sanctity of Clara Rosager and Corrie Lejuwaan in this sextacular pictorial for C-Heads magazine.

Nature has yet to invent any visual more inspiring than two hot young girls frolicking topless under the sun. That recent NASA picture of the universe kind of comes close, but clearly second best. Nay, it’s the innocence of youth merged with the prurient opposite of innocence of the gentleman ogler that makes this the material world’s finest hour. Houseboat on girls, just pretend we’re not even here and we’re still wearing pants. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Cameron Hammond For C-Heads

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Alyssia McGoogan Topless Tight Booty Hiking Perfection

 
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I love it when a pair of sweet booty cheeks come together for fine female form bits of wonderments. Case in point, stellar alluring model Alyssia McGoogan and her stellar Scottish descended lady bits teamed up with famed sextastic girl photographer Attlio D’Agostino for one epic bit of lust inducement in P magazine. If the P stood for pound this bit of visuals into your libido forever and ever, I’d not be shocked. Though I’m likely wrong.

Whenever I meet a new crazy hot face and body so effortlessly creating happy feelings up and down my nervous system, I’m reminded once more that the sextastic is not a fixed pie, it’s an ever-growing domain of sheer happy feelings. Alyssia McGoogan, welcome to Egotastic!. Linger awhile, we’re making chili for the Super Bowl. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: P Magazine

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