Spring Breakers

Rachel Korine Topless in ‘Spring Breakers’ Redux

Rachel Korine Topless Scene in Spring Breakers
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We got so worked up for Spring Breakers, a movie I ultimately did give a positive review, that when it was over we kind of just lost the discussion. Most of which was about who or who was not flashing their sweet bodies in that film, at least among the movie’s main four female leads.

And while there was much bikini body hotness to take in from Selena Gomez, and some wicked sweet implied nekkidness and sex scenes with Ashley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens (epic simulations), really only Rachel Korine, young wife of the film’s director, ended up flashing her funbags. We never sort of brought some finality to all the long standing rumors. Now we have. And with a peek at Rachel’s bare boobtastic in the movie. That’s just how we roll. Enjoy.

One Word Movie Reviews: SPRING BREAKERS


Vanessa Hudgens Hot Body Pilates Workout By Day; Kills It At Night at ‘Spring Breakers’ Premiere

The time has come. The show of shows. The night of nights. Spring Breakers finally premieres, in Los Angeles at least, with the official premiere last night in Hollywood, bringing out all of the movie’s starlets, along with some celeb friends. And while the four co-stars of Spring Breakers have spent many months now hitting the red carpet for this movie, battling each other for hottest girl of show, we really must give the trophy to Vanessa Hudgens, who earns the gold medal for her premiere line hotness. Not that our belusted Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, or Rachel Korine have disappointed. Not in the least, but Vanessa just went the extra mile. Or, the extra workout maybe, as we spotted her ripping her minxy little form to Pilates the day of the big premiere.

Hey, nobody just hands out a title like Best of Spring Breakers; you have to earn it through sweat and showing off to the nines. Vanessa, you are the winner. Enjoy.

I Just Dub-Stepped in a Big Pile of Sh#t By Seeing ‘Spring Breakers’

A Review

Okay, let’s just get this out of the way at the very top: Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson (especially), and even Rachel Korine will fill my dreams for the foreseeable future and all deserve to be looked at and lusted over in the bikinis they wear throughout this movie. Okay? So I get it. Yes.

That being said…What the hell is this movie? The ‘plot’, if you will, is basically four girls stuck in a very nice looking college campus with huge parties and great facilities that just complain and whine about how they’re never going to get out of town. But they’ve been saving up money all year for Spring Break in Florida. When do they decide to count all this money? Why, the day they leave of course. Only to discover….NOT ENOUGH MONEY?!?!  Maybe you should’ve done a count more than a few hours beforehand?  Read more… »

The Girls of Spring Breakers Premiere at SXSW

The big celebrity and media confab in Austin, Texas, this week served as host to the last premiere of Spring Breakers, at least before we all here get to see it on Friday, and despite Vanessa Hudgens missing from the quartet, Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, and Ashley Benson held down the hottie fort rather well, with an easy cleavage win for Selena in our estimation.

While we were invited to an early screening of the film, we are holding off until it’s open to the general public on Friday; because, after all, we are nothing if not the general public. And we’d like to objectively evaluate this baby we’ve been waiting nine months to be born. Though, that doesn’t mean we won’t be lurking in the very back row of the theater, just in case the film lives up to its teasy promise. Enjoy.

One More Week Til Spring Breakers, I Want to Live!

This has to be worth the wait, right?  Right???

(Thanks to EgoReader ‘James’ for lending us the visual aid above.)

Selena Gomez Is Not Topless in ‘Spring Breakers’, But Rachel Korine Is

This Is Not Selena Gomez Topless in Spring Breakers
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Despite swirls and swells about the Internet of the above picture depicting Vanessa Hudgens snorting lines of coke off of the bare chest of a topless Selena Gomez for a scene in Spring Breakers, well, you know how these rumors get started. This MIGHT actually be from on the set of Spring Breakers, but, sadly, this is not Selena Gomez laying topless across the bed. Glory be the day our blessed Latina diva does finally whip off her bikini top for a heavenly flash of her nubile puckers, we’d probably die. But, we’re still alive, that’s how we know it’s not her (among other reasons).

Having said that, since many of you have following for the director’s wife, Rachel Korine, in the past few months of sneak peeks, well, you’ll be happy to know that Rachel Korine is indeed topless in this film. It’s brief, but it sure does seem to be here unless there’s a maniacal slight of hand going on here, and if you know the Korines, Harmony and wife, you know they are not shy people when it comes to artistic exhibition. Enjoy.