I’m sorry if you disagree, well, I mean, not as sorry as I was when my old man found me stealing two dollars out of his wallet and then told me he was going to make me feel sorry, but somewhere between that and how I feel when I see the Yankees lose kind of sorry, but I think Vanessa Hudgens stole the second evening premiere of Spring Breakers in Madrid, by simply looking effin’ amazing.
Not that Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine didn’t also do their parts, and close seconds for sure, but I have to award this round of the SB Premieres Sextastic competition to Vanessa, for looking like a foxy minx who could easily empty my bank account, leave me standing in the rain, and then have me begging for more, merely with a wink and a shake of her tush. Yeah, it’s that good. Enjoy.
I guess you could call it all even now. For those keeping score, Ashley Benson took the Parisian movie premiere with her cleavage reveal, Selena Gomez did similar for Munich with her pushed up puppies, and since we give special award to Rachel Korine for her bare butt flash on the French balcony when the foursome arrive in Europe, Vanessa Hudgens winning hottie of the night for the Spring Breakers movie premiere in Madrid, gives each of the girls a sextastic win in their current Western European promotional tour around the movie.
And the win was not really even close in Madrid. Vanessa just looked absolutely smoking hot, a little midriff skin, chesty, just oozing with ridiculous good looks as she must have known she was out-shining her co-stars on the Spanish red carpet.
These Spring Breakers premieres have really been an unexpected blessing in the visuals gift department.
And since the girls are competing fiercely nightly now with one another on their European promotional tour for Spring Breakers, we are going to start judging ourselves. And whilst Vanessa Hudgens is looking might fine, and Ashley Benson truly is an underrated boobtastic beauty, we’ve got to give Berlin to Selena Gomez for her use of the sport coat without anything else underneath as her choice for stealing the photographers lenses on the crimson walkway.
The events leading up to the eventual release of this film in four weeks now in the U.S. have to go down on record as one of the single biggest movie teases ever. And while it’s highly likely the actual film itself will never live up to all this pre-release hype and hotness show, it’s been one helluva fun ride already. Enjoy.
Moved from their Parisian balcony to a Paris cinema for the premiere of Spring Breakers, Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine went deep into boobtastic battle in the fashion capital of the world (I have no idea if that’s true or not, I just always wanted to write it), with Rachel, Ashley, and Vanessa going for the traditional cleave peeks, while Selena chose a more hip sideboob glancing frock. The whole was truly greater than the sum of its parts with these four kit-cats vying to be the top dog on the red carpet of yet another Spring Breakers event.
They’ve been working out, stretching, preening, and trying on gowns, because the major league red carpet showdowns between co-stars turned attention seekers is lining up to be perhaps even more epic than the movie itself. Enjoy.
I suppose I take offense that Spring Breakers will be opening up in French theaters before the U.S., but such is the strange distribution pattern of a film we’ve been dying to see for almost a year now. To promote their film release in Gaul, the four starlets, Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine, took to Paris over the weekend for a promotional tour to get the people of France to come see them in their bikinis.
And while we generally were excited to all see four girls together again doing their coquettish waves and heart-hand shapes from a dramatic balcony scene, co-star Rachel Korine did kick up the visuals another notch with her butt cheek flash beneath her short leather skirt. Not all we have dreamed of, but certainly a nice kicker to our wake time fantasies.
And to honor the promotional machine that is Spring Breakers, we’ve assembled fifteen of our favorite Spring Breakers ‘leaked’ promotional photos, leading to our general anxiety regarding living long enough to actually see this movie. Enjoy.
Unless you’re a lucky bastard living in Luxemborg, you won’t be seeing Spring Breakers this month in theaters, but, if we can live to see it, in just five more weeks this film will be finally released in the U.S., we will be treated to the bikini sites of Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine toting guns and racing about during Spring Break.
Check our 20 favorite on-set production photos from Spring Breakers and try to contain yourself.
I honestly can’t think of a modestly budgeted film that has received more online promotion than Spring Breakers, and really mostly just by slowly leaking out more and more hot bikini pictures of its four co-starlets, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Rachel Korine. It’s really kind of genius. I don’t know anybody who hasn’t heard of Spring Breakers, let alone isn’t dying to see it, without the filmmakers having to spend one dollar of advertising. Such is the power of the sextastic.
Our belusted young Latina diva Selena Gomez heads up the latest and greatest rounds of promo images for the film; the fine young thing in her little blue bikini, and some shots with her cast-mates that have me once again how I will live to see the opening of this movie. Sure, it may not be a great movie, and, sure, these girls do not get nekkid, but, you’ve gone to see films on flimsier reasons for excitement before. Spring Breakers bikini hotness is not the least bit flimsy. Enjoy.