Spring Breakers Posts:

Forget the Groundhog, the ‘Spring Breakers’ Trailer Tells us that Winter Will End Early This Year (VIDEO)

By Ian | January 17, 2013 @ 10:07 am

Can I come with?

Eight words: Vanessa Hudgens. Ashley Benson. Selena Gomez. Rachel Korine.

You're welcome.

Spring Breakers Update: I’m Still Not Going to Survive the Wait!

By Bill Swift | January 14, 2013 @ 7:49 am

Not a chance I live to see this.

Will I Be Able to Wait Two More Months to See ‘Spring Breakers’?

By Bill Swift | January 7, 2013 @ 10:50 pm

Nope.

Selena Gomez Leopard Skin Cleavetastic in Full Promotional Shoot for Spring Breakers

By Bill Swift | September 10, 2012 @ 10:05 am

Selena Gomez Looks Hot in Spring Breakers Portraits

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We gushed (that's a combo of lusted and drooled) over the site of Selena Gomez late last Friday night in her Toronto International Film Festival photocall for Spring Breakers, in her low cut leopard top flashing her pumped up boobtastic cleavage. I say 'we gushed', but more personally speaking, I was pretty much a spastic mess upon the floor seeing my belusted Latina diva showing so much chestal region, and, now, more more more in this full set of promotional photos for Spring Breakers of Selena in the same outfit, daring you to join her in the jungle of hot humid passion.

Meanwhile, back in L.A, somebody stole the license plates off of Selena's teen lezzie boyfriend's Fisker Karma, rendering the Boy Blunder without a ride for the weekend. Now, who would've done such a dastardly deed? Enjoy.

SELENA GOMEZ CLEAVY PEEKS ARE LIKE VIEWS INTO TEEN LATINA HEAVEN

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Selena Gomez Low Cut Leopard Top Madness at Spring Breakers Photocall in Toronto

By Bill Swift | September 7, 2012 @ 5:00 pm

Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine, and Vanessa Hudgens at the Spring Breakers Photocall

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Holy... just when we were set to set sail into a weekend of Myers Rum and eggnog bliss, Selena Gomez suddenly pops up, literally, at a Spring Breakers photocall in Toronto, pushing up and flashing a daring bit of sultry young Latina cleavage, and we just had to share.

As these four girls get around the globe promoting Spring Breakers, we can only hope, as girls have a tendency to do, that a little catty competition breaks out as to who can out-reveal who on the next red carpet. That would be a very fun games where we are certain winners. So, check out Selena Gomez cleavage, and don't forget, 2 parts Myer's, 1 part eggnog. Enjoy.

TE AMO, SELENA. WE WILL NEVER STOP LUSTING YOU

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Spring Breakers Continues to Prime Your Anatomical Pump With Bikini Hotness from Selena, Vanessa, Rachel, and Ashley

By Bill Swift | September 5, 2012 @ 7:47 am

Vanessa, Selena, Ashley and Rachel Spring Breakers Additional Promotional Pics

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Holy crap. It's like having these hot women literally drag you to go see the movie Spring Breakers. Only, they're dragging you by your member and resistance is not only futile, it's a dull, numbing pain.

Selena Gomez, Rachel Korine, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson are back in more more more teaser pics from Spring Breakers. This is like high school all over again with the sexy cheerleader bumping around on your lap, only I didn't get the sexy cheerleader on my lap, I got Mathilda the 2nd Trombone in the school marching band who had a nearly scientifically impossible center of gravity just eight inches above her cankles. It was not so pleasant. And not as thrilling as these promo photos portend for Spring Breakers.

I already know we're all going here. The question is how much longer can we wait?

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Ashley, Vanessa, Selena, and Rachel — Spring Breakers Bikini Promotional Pic Guaranteed to Break Open Your Springs

By Bill Swift | September 3, 2012 @ 1:18 am

Topless Filming on Spring Breakers

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As the movie date draws ever nearer (we're told now the beginning of 2013 for theatrical release), the Spring Breakers promo pictures just keeping getting hotter and hotter. I'm not sure anybody is actually going to make it to January without an emission of the 'check out those knockers' kind.

Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and the filmmakers wife Rachel Korine may just be pitching the most anticipated movie female foursome for a legit film in as long as I can remember. Look at the bikini bodies on those girls and tell me, honestly, you're not plunking down some shekels to see them in motion. You are. If you survive til January. Enjoy.